#gay women your honor

[cucumbermoon]

In the very first scene of The Wire, Garak asks Bashir if he was up late “entertaining one of (his) lady friends.” Bashir explains that no, he was up really really late reading a boring book that he hated. Why did the important space station doctor deprive himself of sleep reading a terrible book that he didn’t like? Oh, because this guy he has lunch with likes it.

I want to point out that Garak’s question was obviously intended to serve as the official “No Homo” announcement for the ensuing (very homo) episode, as was obviously necessary for super gay episodes of tv in the 90’s. However, Julian’s response was so gay, I submit that it instantly Homo’d the No Homo.

[acupofqueercoffee]

i would all too happily sell my soul to the devil to see eve in an entirely, unadulteratedly, very queer and very sapphic film 😭😭😭

[greyfongschemmenti]

She’s so beautiful. I would fold and melt if she smiled like that when we dance. 🫠🙂‍↔️💕

[wtfjd95]

Very slowly turning into a Lucy Bronze & Katie McCabe stan account & I'm not mad about it one bit.

[amj2277]

no but like the only proof i need for Eddie’s queerness and Buddie is Eddie’s inability to be romantic to women. Like he has said more romantic things to Buck in the entire show then to both of his gifriends

Like wdym “there’s nobody in this world i trust with my son more than you” ?!

wdym “you act like you’re expendable, but you’re wrong”

wdym “because, Evan”

wdym “are you hurt?” while literally bleeding out

wdym “Do more!”

Srsly they can’t keep playing and acting like Eddie is straight, there is not a single heterosexual bone in that man’s body

Neither can they keep fighting the Buddie allegations. Those two idiots are in love and that’s it.

[scentedashes]

more alrebina and reader threesome😡😡😡 (and some fluff hcs pls)

More women for my mouses<3

How about we do some headcanons first and proceed to the threesome story❗ (⁠ ⁠T⁠_⁠T⁠)⁠＼⁠(⁠^⁠-⁠^⁠ ⁠)

NSFW UNDERCUT, MDNI.❗

Arlecchino NSFW HCS 🐱

•Rough, she loves and likes it rough. Crying? You guys arent stopping, whimpering and moaning can't stop her, she loves it rough and hard until you cant handle it anymore and you end up passing out.

•7-8 inch white to black strap/cock, her nails will definetly hurt your insides when she fingers you, your body will be full of bite marks, scratches, and hickeys.

•She loves seeing you riding her strap/cock you going up and down while your eyes are full of tears from how big it is. The bulge is seeable from your stomach<3~

•She teases you and calls you pet names, (Doll, Pet, Dear, etc~) She likes your bratty side and loves to control you like her pet, when she tells you to cum, you cum. If she doesnt, you dont. You always try and be a good girl for her, but sometimes you like to be bratty and want her to be rough. (Ending in you being bruised up, tied up, and more)

I'll be skipping Columbina HCS since i already did her (lazy)

~A time with an angel and a devil~

Top!Arle, Switch!Bina, Switch!Reader

(Usage of whip, finger, and eating out)

Women only threesome NSFW

•You were invited into a private room by two anonymous people, you wondered why but you decided you come. When you entered you saw there was two women, and angel and a devil. They introduced themselves as Columbina and Arlecchino, the angel being Columbina, the devil being Arlecchino.

"Its surprising you came! Please, sit down and have some tea with us!~" Columbina patted the spot in the middle of her and Arlecchino.

"Say, you're very beautiful.." Arlecchino compliments you and proceeds to pour you a cup of tea, she adds "sugar" to your drink. You didnt question what it was since you thought it was just sugar, right??

"Pleasure meeting you guys!" You took a sip, you tasted off.. But you still drank it to be polite, a minute later you started to get dizzy..

"Oh, did you put too much Arlecchino?" Columbina looked at her while smirking, "No, i didnt. Dont worry, we can still have fun."

You woke up in a bedroom with Arlecchino and Columbina "Hm, you finally woke up.." Arlecchino said while looking at you "W-where am i?!" You were confused. "Shh, we'll take gooddd care of you~" Said Columbina.

You realized you were only wearing and bra and panty. "Such a good and perfect body.." Arlecchino complimenting you while her hands wonder your body.

"Lets see how much you can handle both of us." While she rubs your clit through your panties, making you squirm "Mmn..." You let out a soft moan "Shes a sensitive one i see~"

After the teasing they finally start (You were probably waiting for that part) "Well then, shall we get started?" Arlecchino whispers to you as she forcefully makes you go doggy style, fully showing your ass and pussy to her and Columbina.

"Hm, lets start with just my fingers since your so tight.." Arlecchino then inserts one finger inside you pussy making you squirm, she feels your walls tightening around her finger. She inserts another finger and she thrusts slowly, knowing she'd go rougher later. Her thrusts and fingers made you moan out loud in the room, you were lucky no one could hear you outside..

"Is she ready yet Arle?" Said Columbina, wanting to just start treating you like the whore you are.

"I guess so, do as you please." Columbina approached the bed and fixed your positions making you lay down on your back, she then takes off her panties, she then said.. "Take a deep breath for me will ya?~" she then wiggles and positions herself on your head "Eat up whore~" You do as she pleases making her moan, her wings flapped on how good you were.

"Oh~ S-shes a keeper Arle~ Dont kill her like the others~" She kept riding your mouth, meanwhile.. Arlecchino pulled her fingers out and put her strap on, "Be a good girl for my strap will ya?" She thrusts half of it roughly, making you moan while you were eating columbina out.

"Mmmn!!" She fully thrusted it inside you, it was big enough to make a bulge.

Every thrust hit your g-spot, all you could do was moan, whimper, and squirm. They knew you enjoyed it. "Such a slut for me arent you?" She thrusts roughly "Mmmnnff~" Columbina jumps off your head, lifting her hips.

"Aww~ Your mouth is full of cum..~" Columbina gets another strap and wears it. "Lets see if this slut can handle two straps in both of her holes~" Arlecchino suddenly picked you up, making you face her "Hm.." Columbina added lube to her strap and inserts it in your ass.

"Mmnngh! I-its too much..!" You begged, it was so much for you. Both of your holes filled by their strap, while you.. helplessly hoping youd last the whole night with on how rough they are~ (LOOK I KNOW I ALREADY DID THIS BUT I PROMISE ILL MAKE IT DIFFERENT IN A BIT also bcz i was lazy)

After 40 Minutes of continuous pounding from both of their strap in both of your holes. Your body full of their bite marks and hickeys, you three decide to take a break before round two starts.

Arlecchino then gets an idea, she whispers something to Columbina make her flustered and blushing, her wings flapped. And she mumbled, "Sure.. I guess.." Arlecchino smirks at Columbina and kisses her "Handle it like a good girl you are Bina" Arlecchino then approached you.

"Well, since you were such a good girl, why dont you try dominating? Hm?" She said and handed you a strap "Wear this and do your best." Arlecchino then lays on her back and making columbina sit on her, she thrusts the strap inside her ass "Mmn!" Columbina squirms, "Well, insert it?" Wanting you to insert your strap inside columbina's pussy, you couldnt complain so you did what she pleases.

A second after you thrust the strap inside her she kept moaning and whimpering from double penetration.

"M-mmngh~ Fuck~ Mmmh~" The room was filled with moans and whimpers coming out of columbinas mouth.

"Oh~ mmn~ H-harder..!~" Her little body was so tight, you can even see the bulge from your strap. "Look how you act like such a whore when getting topped while you act all sassy while you top."

Arlecchino went rougher as she said that, tears filled Columbina's eyes from pleasure "Mmngh~ ah..!~" Arlecchino kisses Columbina and afterwards Columbina kisses you. Her mouth was open, saliva dripping down her chin while her eyes was just looking at the ceiling. "A-ah.. hah! Mmmn..!" After an hour Columbina collapses. "You act like such a whore when your dominated."

Arlecchino said to Columbina as she layed down, "So? Atleast you know im enjoying itt~" Her body was full of bite marks and hickeys also so i guess you werent going to be alone, suddenly, columbina got an idea and whispers to you. "Pst, what if we tease Arlecchino?!! It would be a fun testt~ Lets see what'll happen!" She giggled while saying that, "Now now, what are you two up to?.." Arlecchino wondered "Nothing!" both of you said. Arlecchino lays down on the bed and takes a nap for ten minutes, when she woke up, she saw her hands were tied to her back, and a cloth on her mouth "Well how was your nap? !" Both of you and Columbina giggled, not knowing what'll happen when shes free afterwards..

"Mmmf???!!!" She aggressively muffled. "Shhh~ we have alot planned..!" Columbina giggled as she got a vibrator, "Just enjoy..~" She presses the vibrator down on her clit. "Mmmnnf!.. mmfg..~" Her saliva runs down her chin while she bites hardly on the cloth.

"Such a good girl~" Columbina continued teasing her, while you took of her shirt and you started to leave hickeys and bite marks on her, "Mmmnf..!" She kept struggling and struggling. twenty minutes later you finally let Arlecchino free. "Hah... Hah.." She panted, then looked at you guys with a stare that both made you shiver "S-surprise...!" You said, "Both of you. Come here. Now." She demanded, you two quickly go at the spot she wanted both of you to be, "Y-yes?.." You guys both wondered what shes going to do after both of you teased her.

"You two really tied me up while i was asleep huh? And teased me for twenty minutes straight." She glared at both of. "W-well, you se-" Arlecchino interrupts you, "Quiet." You instantly shut up, afraid of your life. "You two, get my that whip. Now." Both of you and Columbina gulped as you two knew you we're about to get punished harshly by Arlecchino. "Y-yes ma'am.." As you gave her the whip she asked for, "Both of you, go in all fours. NOW."

She seemed mad, her screaming mad both of you very scared at this point. As you both got in all fours, she whipped both of your ass HARD. Bot of you Columbina whimpered and couldn't even stand without almost collapsing from the harsh hits from her whip. "This is what naughty girls get." Her eye get caught in something, Columbina was wet. Even if it was from the whip.

"Oh? You're wet i see.." She breaks open Columbina's panties and fingers her harshly and fast. "M-mmngh~ Agh~ O-oh~ M-mercy..!~" She playfully begged, Arlecchino knew she acts like a brat and becomes to thrust her fingers in her pussy more harshly and deeper. "You want this too, yeah?" Arlecchino starts to finger both of you and Columbina. "N-ngh..! M-mercy!~" You and Columbina kept moaning and whimpering from Arlecchinos thrusts. "Bad Girls." She continued to assault both of you and Columbinas cunts with her fingers. Both of you and Columbina collapsed on the bed, "Did i tell you guys i was done? No i did not. Now get back up you Sluts."

She orders both of you, Columbina nor you can even stand from her thrusts earlier and whips. You and Columbina managed to get up in all fours again, trembling while doing so. "Good, when i tell you i'm done, then i'm done. Got it?" Both of you and Columbina noded, "You guys need a harsher punishment for teasing and tying me up." She puts on a strap and gets a vibrator, She ties Columbina up and ties the vibrator directly on her clit. "M-mmngh~ Fuck~" She kept moaning and groaning. She kept cumming all over the mattress.

Arlecchino then positions you and inserts the strap harshly as she can. She then begans to thrust deep and hard. "M-mmngh! T-too rough..! M-mercy..! Mmmngh..!~" You and Columbina switched after doing that thirty minutes straight. After 2 hours of switching, and thrusting, you and Columbina collapsed. "Good girls." Arlecchino lays both of you down, you being in the middle. You and Columbina ended up snuggling together while Arlecchino reads a books (She wears reading glasses trust).

THE END

[atrociousgremlin]

That one meme

The hot one(unicorn) belongs to the wonderful @blitheringbongus ❤️❤️❤️🥺

[g00-b0y]

Tim x Jessica but Tim is a trans woman and they're lesbians. Thank you and goodnight.

[skellabelle]

THIS GROWN-ASS MAN IS MY PRECIOUS CHILD

also i’m working on the return look from Raleigh now and i’m going to make a post with them both.

spoilers: its gonna be gay

[jonjaydami]

So I thought of a soul mate au and needed to know if it was any good cause it's different.

So stick with me as I hash through this half cooked idea that I'm hopefully planning on finishing. But it's an au that we're every intrusive/ impulsive thought you have is you soulmate. Like can you imagine just being in a store and out of nowhere your like "what if I stuck my hand in an oven" and then you stand there all confused cause what was that?

And maybe you can feel a strong sense of emotions for a couple of seconds after that. Almost like a bond sort of situation so it's nothing but confusion being sent to the other person before it cuts off. So your own intrusive thought could happen and then it's nothing but hysteria being sent to you.

It would be pretty funny though with an impulsive action cause you'd being sitting there and have the sudden urge to shave your head and then you just do it. What would be even better if you are standing in a store and someone comes around the corner and you both have the same exact haircut and you both side eye each other until you start talking and your bond starts to grow and you realize-

"This is the little shit who's been wanting to stick their hand on a hot stove 👀"

No idea if this is plausible but this leaves more ideas to be talked about for characters and in some level could work for even work for friends.

Cause for those aro/ ace baddies we gotta figure that maybe it's go varying levels with other people especially when you and your friends share one brain cell and it got left at a target for 3 weeks.

[airjemsfandump]

someone's gonna get spanked 🙂

[buckys-arm-and-rios-dagger]

Renslayer in the Victorian clothes is doing something to me

[gingerbreadgodofhyperdeath]

Thinking about my bbg ADA Alex Cabot 🤞🏻❤️

(just watched season 5 episode 4 and I am LOSING MY MIND HELLOOOOO???? AT 8 IN THE MORNING??? IM GOING CRAZY THAT WAS JAW DROPPING WILD)

[sovenasark]

More Amor, now with bonus Jeanne!

[britneyshakespeare]

i love hearing old ladies share about their vintage fashion doll collections. like doll collectors on social media skew very young bc duh it's social media but there's something extremely comforting about pre-internet era collectors sharing their knowledge and history.

[designernishiki]

losing my mind over this being on mine’s tv tropes page. like what the fuck are you talking about