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Cowbians sleeping positions (real)

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Cowbians sleeping positions (real)

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It's a cold frosty kinda day. The slow cooker is on, I'm bundled up under a blanket watching stupid nerdy shit online and feeling super needy cause hormones suck.

Anybody wanna come snuggle a needy golden retriever masc?

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Wanna trail kisses all along the neck & collarbone of a pretty girl while teasing her with different pet names in different languages. Maybe mark her neck up a little bit and stake my claim on her.

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I want a pretty girl that i can call Tesoro and mark up their pretty neck with my lips (maybe bite marks too)

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Any femmes want a gender fluid teddy bear masc with the personality of a golden retriever?

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Imagining a pretty femme squeezing her way in between me and the cooker, nuzzling my neck kissing my cheek lovingly.

Yes baby, you want my attention? Come here.

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Imagining her straddling my lap in the middle of a crowded room, all eyes on her but hers are only on me.

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Thinking of all the cozy little autumn/winter dates we could go on. I'll lend you my coat if you're cold or even do that truly cliche thing of laying it over a puddle so you don't have to get your feet wet (I know it probably won't work irl but it's the thought that counts right?)

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Desperately manifesting a hug & back rub from a pretty girl from (at the very least) the same time zone as me.

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Feeling super clingy & cuddly. Anyone want to cuddle up & watch random shows online?

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Tall femmes.

That's it, that's the post.

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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

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lays my head in your lap and does a big, old dog sigh

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some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta