#non binary loving women

[anyamusumesonlywife]

"And who's gonna kiss the brown-haired girls? Who's gonna wipe away their tears?„ 🎶

"we love @joetastic2739" we all say in unison

[badger-with-a-boa]

God I love being a lesbian

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[kimwexlers-brownhair]

[vanitythevantropist]

A reminder from a Christian:

1. Yes, God loves everyone. *Everyone.* There are no “but what about the LGBTQ” “but what about black people” “What about autistic people?” YES! Now shut the fuck up already!

2. Trans women are women, Trans men are men, gay love is real love, lesbian love is real love, asexual love is love, etc etc.

3. You are not to use God’s word for your own bullshit, you hear me?

If you disagree, disrespectfully get the fuck out and cry about it.

If you agree, I love you🥰

[justdavina]

The makeup this amazing transgender woman is wearing is perfect! She really knows what she's doing darling's! And you too can learn to apply your makeup as perfect as hers with some practice!

[shutinthenutouse]

[thegeorgiatennantblog]

Can we take a minute to appreciate and commend Georgia Tennant on her efforts for the Non-binary and Trans kids. I mean this woman has been steadfast, unflinching, and so so vocal all along even though people might say disgusting stuff and try to bring her down or dub her "activism" and insufficient or 'just-for-show' or saying she only cares because of her kid.

I mean from being there for her kids always, to encouraging and celebrating pride, writing heartfelt birthday messages.... from spreading awareness about misgendering and teaching others about how to avoid and unlearn it to bearing the brunt of terfs and transphobes.... this woman has done it all. She is articulate and nuanced; she knows what the correct argument is, what the right thing to say is. She deserves a shout out.

(I know there's a lot more she's posted but hey I'm not on insta and also I didn't wanna post anything which included their kids or was about directly about them [like birthday posts etc] cz... respect privacy guys it's cool. I know she posts them on a public platform but she reserves that right and I don't :)

[2stellafrancis]

It gets peachy when I turn around 🍑👅💦💋

But it's sticky in the front 🍆😜😈👅

[teplejtrouba]

a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)

[anyamusumesonlywife]

Anya taking care of Dylan after medical things. Whether it be surgery, medication with side effects, period cramps, other pains — She’s there for them. Cuddling them, showing them in affection, just being so gentle with them. If they’re cold, she wraps them up in their favorite soft blankets, and gathers up their favorite plushies. If they’re hot, she makes sure the AC is working, constantly making sure they don’t overheat. If they’re hungry, she’ll make them food in bed. She constantly makes sure to stock up on their comfort foods.

She’ll hold them in bed, stroking their hair and not letting them get up to do much if she can. If they need food, water, anything — She has it covered. If they need reassurance, they’ll get that too. If they’re having trouble sleeping, she’ll hum to them. She’ll lay there, one hand on their cheek, stroking it with her thumb as she mutters sweet nothings to them. She’ll hold them against her chest, telling them to pay attention to her heartbeat, or cuddle them from behind, idly tracing shapes into their soft skin.

She’ll help them bathe, too. She’ll start a warm bath — Not too hot, as she knows hot baths can overstimulate them sometimes. She’ll sit behind them, getting those hard to reach places, or washing their hair for them. Sometimes, they’ll even nearly fall asleep as she works her soft hands along their body.

When they’re not feeling well, they know they can just melt into her arms. They trust her with their life. I mean, she saved it. They wouldn’t be where they are without her. They’re so grateful for her, they can hardly put their appreciation into words, but they’re amazing with expressing it through actions.

“You’re okay, angel… I promise…”

“That’s just a side effect, it’ll pass… Shh..”

“Oh, baby… I know you don’t like being dizzy… You’ll be okay… i got you sweetie, okay? You know i do.”

“Come on, eat up before it gets cold.”

“Oh, you… You’re so dramatic.. Come here.”

“Your wife’s got you, sweet thing.”

“Is this why you married me? So you could be laaazy? Have me do eeeeverything for you? Nooo, i’m just teasing. You know i adore taking care of you, lovely.”

“…I would do everything for you, you know.”

“I could lay here like this forever.”

divider cr; sister-lucifer

op is anya’s wife ~ 🩵

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[fioredivenere]

Lesbian things I did

before realizing I am, in fact, a lesbian.

Being jealous and overly protective to my girl best friends

Having only one girl best friend at a time, because I only ever think of my girl best friend.

My first kiss was to a girl and for the next four years no matter who was in a relationship (with some other guy), we kept kissing each other in secret.

The first time I had unrestricted online access I only ever search for wlw content.

I only ever had crushes either on the super popular guy (bc that's the correct way to have crushes, am I right) or the super shy and introvert guy. Both ways I only ever went for the impossible guy and then oopsies, I Guess I Have to be Single forever.

The guys I ended up dating where always stereotypically feminine guys, either because they were so much shorter than me, or had long hair, or had very soft personalities.

For almost every guy I dated I secretly thought what would I do if they came out as transfemme. I even used a filter to see how they would look like as girls. I am not making this up. Guess what? I always thought I'd stay if they wanted to transition and all.

As a kid I was so obsessed with a weather reporter girl, who's extremely attractive btw, and I still have a crush on her.

As a kid the first time a boy told me he liked me I ran away in fear and disgust, without saying anything, and hid from him for the rest of the time.

In middle school this boy was super into me and tried to kiss me in multiple occasions. Every time I would slap the shit out of him. [note: this boy I was kind of in a "relationship" from the age 5 to the age 11. I never actually liked him and I only referred to him as my super best friend. He used to shower me in romantic gifts (as much as a kid can do) and try (unsuccesfully) to hold my hand, hug me and kiss me on the cheek. We ended this thing because I told him I only liked him for his toys (that I couldn't have at home because they were "boy toys") and I actually liked the popular older kid. I shattered this poor boy's heart, and in return he traumatized me by locking me in a classroom with his older friends holding me up against a wall just to kiss me on the lips a couple years later at 13) Now back to the regularly scheduled program:

I barely ever notice if a guy is attractive, but I think almost every woman is stunning.

I'm super into any kind of femininity, anything associated with it really.

I remember perfectly, down to the smallest detail, what every single best girl friend was. But I keep forgetting the faces of the guys I dated... This specifically might be caused by other reasons, but I listed it anyways because it sounds gay af.

When I tried to come out online as lesbian a year and a half ago I was the happiest I ever been. I then was shoved back into the closed and I buried everything for a year, but you can read more of this on my other post "My queer journey".

When I'm with a girl I like I'm literally so happy I get euphoria and start laughing like an idiot.

My biggest aspiration in life is to own a beautiful country home with a partner. This partner must be not-a-man.

Well, I also made this list.

[buttercup-barf]

An assortment of older Peppino doodles of various quality!

Take a wild guess as to which one of these was drawn at three AM, when my brain was barely functional, and all Ii could think about was kissing that old man on the lips, and which one was drawn with a mouse.

And some attempts at replicating the game's art style more closely. (I love Peppibot Factory so much, guys, I am Grieving the fact that people don't like it for some reason.)

[something-wicked-within-me]

Silly little WL au of mine,,,,

Against all odds, PICS stay together. Or, at least, the GGGs do - Impulse is the one to team with Gem and Joel. He leaves around Session 2.

It's episode 9. The final confrontation. They're all on red - most of the other teams have already fallen, aside from a few stragglers, and it's the GGGS vs Gem, Joel and Impulse ("GIJ", they've affectionately dubbed themselves, so their catchphrase could be "the gij's up!").

"Pearl," Gem pleads. "Please. Come with me! We can be Soup Group again! Well — plus Joel, but... Soup Group! Come on. Don't you remember Murder Camel? We can destroy those guys! Please. You don't need them. Let me save you." "Oh, Gem..." Pearl's eyes soften, as she strides forward, lowering her sword to cup Gem's cheek in her hand. The deer-hybrid leans into the wolf's touch. A deer trying to save a wolf. How pathetic. Gem gasps as she feels Pearl slot a sword between her ribs. The fawn looks up, horrified, her face almost betraying betrayal... though, that would be the wrong term, because betrayal required them being allies in the first place! They'd never been allies. Let alone friends. "You want to save me? Please. I don't need saving. I'm right where I want to be." Pearl was sick of people telling her who she should be with - what she should want, do, think, be. She knew exactly what she wanted. She wanted Cleo. She wanted Scott. And she wanted this deer to rot. She allowed Gem's corpse to fall to the ground with a cold smirk. Nothing but roadkill. Then, she stepped back to her real team, her real friends, her darling partners. Gem was an absolute idiot if she thought she'd betray them. Pearl gave Cleo a peck on her forehead above her forebrow's stitch, and kisses Scott's star-littered nose. Affectionately, Scott wiped the blood off her cheeks with his thumb, like she'd gotten a bit messy eating an ice cream cone and hadn't just killed a rogue roe. She giggled. "Guess the gig's up for the gijs," Pearl couldn't help but mock the dead doe, and Cleo rolled her eyes teasingly at her pun as the two mollycoddled. "The gijs are almost up. Now, come on," Cleo pulled Pearl's sword out of Gem's forgotten corpse while Scott and Pearl were peppering each other with nose-kisses like it was a competition — was it rude of them to be bill and cooing in front of Gem's dead body? Probably!— and offered the weapon to Pearl in the same way a queen might offer a knight back their blade. Once, Cleo might have hesitated to hand her a weapon, but not anymore. Running a blade through each other's backs now would be like running a blade through their own. "We've got an Impulse to catch."

[martiancount1877]

jokes

What do Barack Obama and George W. Bush Jr have in common?

They both love Dick.

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What do Israeli Jews have in common with Palestinian Muslims?

They both hate Turtle Necks.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, the shabbos goy will do it.

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Why did Eve give Adam a bite from the apple instead of something nicer?

Man hadnt yet invented the housewife.

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How many hours does it take to walk across Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming, respectively?

No idea, I fly over.

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There are plenty of fish in the sea, they said.

I'm no ichthyophile.

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What do you call a gay country fella with a thick booty?

Hubba Bubba

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How much beer does a dolphin drink?

5 cans

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What game do Dwayne Johnson, the Pope & Ellen Degeneres play?

Rock, Papal, Scissors

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What does a gay Cholo and Asian men have in common?

They love doing their éses

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How do transpeople cross the road?

One splat at a time.

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Nothing worse than getting fired,

from a canon.

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What's John Oliver's drunk irish cousin's name?

Seán O'MacLiver

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What do women and transwomen have in common?

Nothing.

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What do proud and out gays and indians have in common?

They love holding hands with men.

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Recently a family of indian immigrants got food poisoning at an lgbt restaurant.

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What do they call jokes in india?

Delhihihihihi

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Fin