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Oh yeah, you’re right, they’re dissolving into dust as we speak

Ma gorrrlllll!! She doesn’t have a name yet so feel free to leave ideas in the comments :3

Mequine species belongs to my friend @ask-coppertop :333

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Pretty much! Hope I didn’t steal too many of your braincells😉 They are mine now, tho

Ma gorrrlllll!! She doesn’t have a name yet so feel free to leave ideas in the comments :3

Mequine species belongs to my friend @ask-coppertop :333

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If it helps cure your brain, she’ll call your fashion hideous in the most Rainbow Dah way ever and will then proceed to do a backflip

Ma gorrrlllll!! She doesn’t have a name yet so feel free to leave ideas in the comments :3

Mequine species belongs to my friend @ask-coppertop :333

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She’s kinda like if you combined Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and a robot

Ma gorrrlllll!! She doesn’t have a name yet so feel free to leave ideas in the comments :3

Mequine species belongs to my friend @ask-coppertop :333

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Ma gorrrlllll!! She doesn’t have a name yet so feel free to leave ideas in the comments :3

Mequine species belongs to my friend @ask-coppertop :333

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She built herself to be fashionable💅

Nah but fr tho, in the lore, she was a border scout but she sorta gained sentience and invented her own style🤣

Ma gorrrlllll!! She doesn’t have a name yet so feel free to leave ideas in the comments :3

Mequine species belongs to my friend @ask-coppertop :333

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my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

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BONK

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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I love this genre of Warriors posting pointing out that, yes, this is what they all look like and it’s hilarious

warrior cats fans will be like "oh my god i fucking hate him he makes me sick to my stomach he is so revolting and twisted i hope he dies a horrible death"

and then this is who they're talking about:

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the way they sometimes introduce fish to lakes cracks me the fuck up because they literally will just drop a bunch of them out of an airplane

imagine that happening in the warrior cats universe. dudeheart, respected warrior of riverclan is trying to chill and enjoy the five minutes of peace he has today. his new apprentice is a dipshit. the deputy is on his ass. thunderclan is up to something weird. he just wants five minutes. five goddamned minutes to himself to sit and organize his thoughts.

and then a giant metal bird screams by and dumps a fuckton of fish into the lake

what do you even say after that. what do you even do. it never fucking ends for dudeheart. it's always fucking something

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I mean, fair, there’s still a lotta sins to die for

God, how’s your relationship with your son?

Whenever he gets crucified I give him an awkward pat on the shoulder and send him back down

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Ngl I love this actually

I’ve been feeling very motivated to draw these past few days so here’s probably my favorite Wof pairing, which is funny since it doesn’t even exist in the books. I’d like to share with you all Kestrel and Hvitur, both characters with massive wasted potential. If anyone wants to hear more about them just ask in the comments :)

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Commission i made for Lucerne from Talons of Peace.

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Oh dear god, I love this sm, it’s terrible💀

I am in the process of rereading The Dragonet Prophecy and I just got to Gill

And I had the most horrifying thought

I like the headcanon that before he was gone Gill recognized Tsunami, to some extent. Not as his daughter necessarily, but as Coral-- it's a neat headcanon, it makes it more tragic, and Tsunami is the spitting image of her mother.

Gill is too dehydrated to speak. Part of what makes what happened to him terrifying is the fact that he makes no sound as he tries to attack Tsunami.

... Seawings don't need to speak to communicate. They have Aquatic.

Tsunami doesn't know Aquatic.

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I hate you

(Writes it into the lore book)

Humans and Rainwings are both optionally omnivorous frugivores. It would make sense if they had evolved similar teeth, minus the venomous fangs, of course. Also it's hideous and I love it.

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Hey y’all! Just a quick update :3

The ask blog vibe of this account is gonna halt for a bit as I am working on another, proper ask/rp blog! I may still roleplay or answer asks here and there, but it won’t be as crazy

I’m really getting into the new blog and wanna focus on it proper for a bit :3

The blog is @stevens-satanic-sketchbook btw. Feel free to check it out if you like my work on this blog!

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TYYYYY <3

Made a lil lineup of the two fellas :3

Characters featured (left-right): MatteStrip and Prismatic Cytron

Mequine species owned by: @ask-coppertop