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He’s literally me fr fr

Natural behavior

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PURE👏CHRISTIAN👏THOUGHTS👏

Uh-

Erm…

No nevermind

ROTARY_PISTON

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Wether I am ovulating or menstruating I am suffering

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Also btw trump recognizing only "the two biological sexes" harms intersex people too. I am a researcher of sex and it's affects on disease, and sex is far more complicated than "two sexes" and it always will be. Sex is multifaceted and there are far more than two binary sexes. Keep that in mind too. Don't fall into bioessentialism as you fight for trans people and intersex people.

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“Wishing you get Jeff the Killed for proshipping you ####### ###### ##### #####”

This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

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Well now I need the video👀 Send it send it send it send it send it send it send it send it send it send it send i-

So I tend to put on a youtube video most nights to fall asleep to (laptop on a shutdown timer.) And lately, my recommendations are a lot of videogame speedruns or videogame hidden facts.

Last night I pulled up youtube and got a "I played the 10 worst wii games ever" kind of video. ~30 minutes long. Fair enough! Show me the terrible wii games.

I'm paying attention for the beginning, since hey I'm still awake. And maybe like, 6 minutes into the video the guy starts going into heavy detail about how to pirate and copy wii games.

And I'm like, shit, bold, considering this video has 500,000 views. Bravo and all that.

The terrible wii games go on. I fall asleep.

I wake up to the sound of like... mechanical grinding?

Look at the laptop. There's a guy in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals, going "hey don't mix these dangerous chemicals."

I'm like, "Oh, the video ended. And the algorithm put me on... chemical mixing Youtube I guess."

I look at the video Title. "I Played The Worst Wii Games Ever Made"

....Oh.

It's still the video.

So surely he is... mixing chemicals to clean off an unplayable wii disk? Trying to touch up the lone copy of some forgotten game bought off ebay?

No...

He's just.

Mixing chemicals.

I hover over the video sections.

The 10 worst wii game sections have ended. He played them all.

The last 10 minutes is just dedicated to... him in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals.

....????

I fall back asleep.

....

I need to go back and check this video to make sure I did not imagine this all in a half-asleep stupor

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#because of woke

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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I can get on board w that

Holy shit oh my god good lorn WOW OML sweet jesus my queen my mountain brilliant stunning reach the top shelf for me

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NO, MY GLASS SNAKE WOMAN

TW: mentions of self harm

Testing out a slight Persona redesign :3

Basically, I wanted to incorporate my favourite colour (glaucous blue) along with references to my self harm in the head and arms, as that is usually where I will hit/bite myself. Basically, it’s just a me thing <3

Not 100% sure if a lot of things here will stick as I am testing things out but oh well!

Character featured: Vanity (my fursona)

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Bro just casually shoots three arrows like holding them all is easy😭

Whatever you do, don’t do this with a bow!

(Bows are not firearms, and can’t be ‘fired’, but you absolutely should not dry-fire one)

Patreon - everything else

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You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.

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Me when I break the charger

"fuck"

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Why does it make me so joyful? WHY? I’m sitting here going ‘oh, oh.. OOOOOO’ like an ape😭

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes