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give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

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the kathy stabler-olivia benson dynamic is literally one of the most insane things ever put on network television like imagine that you and your cop husband are deeply repressed catholics going through a marital and/or family crisis every fifteen minutes and your husband's hot partner with whom he has an insane semi-psychosexual codependent relationship and has saved your and his life literally dozens of times over also helps deliver your baby after you're hit by a car and also you nearly die again and also you call her when you are fighting with said cop husband and when he's missing and then also you get murdered via car bomb

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https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

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a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

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i love this image so much

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anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

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“You think I'm a bitch, don't you? You're not the first.”

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Olivia Benson in every episode - 1x19 "Contact"

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Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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