gingerbreadgodofhyperdeath

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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need them in silly situations again

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holding yourself accountable and tearing yourself down are two different things

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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I can’t get over this little girl…..pretending to be long dead while someone digs up her body out of the ground. The jewelry laid out beside her…the hair clips….this is everything

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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

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yeah man we can tell

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no lie this picture is fucking breaking my heart. the teenager who made this way back when really went for the throat with the tagline "where everyone is happy". No "where you can fangirl freely" not even a melodramtic "where the strange and wonderful can meet in peace". Not a single reference to the tumblr culture of the time. Just the most primal, gut wrenching urge of an awkward high school student to long for a place where not only they, but also everyone else can simply be happy. I hope you found your happiness random blogger, wherever you are.

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are you home. do you want to play. have you eaten today. can i bring you a snack. can you hold my hand

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

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deeply obsessed with this

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"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-