#gay ppl in my computer

[haleysaur]

guess who found their copy of awakening and needed to draw their childhood ship

[p4nishers]

talking w ppl irl really is just like. wow. insane how unfunny you are compared to my close personal friend The Fictional Character

[mjrdm]

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[mei2jun]

my understanding and love for sambastian is something the human mind cannot comprehend. my connection to them is spiritual and inseparable. you do not understand the complexities of their relationship. there are layers to this.

[postmanlinksbootyshorts]

[ahsteria]

HAPPY BDAY!!!!!!!

YAYYY !!!! OMG TY

[the-good-luck-anomaly]

[aroacesigma]

🌷💙🌈 (⌒‐⌒)

AWWW thank you <3

[zebra-all-the-time]

idk if i'm going to be able to sleep tonight

[thelonelywiz]

DO YALL SEE THIS SHIT. DO YOU SEE.

[camotherogue]

me voice wowie my bones are pleased today lemme finish writing this paragr

and then my bones were Not Pleased. Augh.

[doostyaudi]

grrrr...i... i hATE GAY PPL!!!! GRRR

also i imagine that glisten and vee cant rlly kiss back so they have different ways of doing so.... bleh

also if it looks different its cuz im drawing on my computer and not my phone :p

[gelatoisland]

hello gay ppl in my computer

[my-name-is-nooobody]

Welcome aboard! ✨

⚝ Hello!! This is a sideblog for @yellow-computer-mouse's Epic: the Musical fictives!! :)

⚝ We're traumagenic, with a few willogenic headmates! We use they/xe/it plural pronouns collectively, and are bodily a minor. Please follow your own DNI, and hate will be blocked.

⚝ We ask that proshippers, radqueers, exclusionists (anti-endos, anti-lesboys, etc) DNI. We're alright with anti-endos if it's just a couple headmates or if you're respectful. Just. Please be kind!!

⚝ Please treat us like our Epic interpretations, not our classic myths.

⚝ We might not follow you back if we don't have any fandom overlaps, but we most likely still consider you a mutual :3 it's a friend thing!

⚝ Headmate intros, tags, + more below cut! :)

✭⭒꙳✬ talk tag - a song of past romance ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ ask tag - so find a place he'd never go ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ vent tag - drown in your sorrow and fear ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ reblog tag - when does a comet become a meteor ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ art tag - this life is amazing! ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ mutual tag - i had a friend before and he was a lot like you ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ headmates - [name]posting

✭⭒꙳✬ save tag for each other - for [name]

✭⭒꙳✬ eurypoli being gay - i will fall in love with you over and over again ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ sharptooth being gay - over and over again i don't care how where or when ⚝

✭⭒꙳✬ odypen being straight - no matter how long it's been you're mine ⚝

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ���ᴅʏꜱꜱᴇᴜꜱ ||

pronouns - he/wife ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - co-host! ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - PENELOPE <3 <3 <3 <3

dislikes - the ithaca saga, usually (makes him very sad)

extra - i am fine with all sourcemates interacting!!! i'm a little... wary of Calypso, but i understand that you are not your source. I'll greet you with open arms, eh? :3 ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ what if i'm the monster? what if i'm in the wrong? ❜

- ⚓📜

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴀᴛʜᴇɴᴀ ||

pronouns - she/her ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - protector, most likely ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - owls, making fun of rude ppl

dislikes - unknown

extra - I ask that Zeus doesn't interact with me in particular. I just. I'm sorry gang!!! Don't like it. (edit: we are working on this, so feel free to IWC.) ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ you're a warrior meant to lead the rest!! ❜

- 🦉🛡️

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴛᴇʟᴇᴍᴀᴄʜᴜꜱ ||

pronouns - he/him ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - idk! ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - athena, dogs

dislikes - the ithaca saga

extra - uh i'm still new!!! RAHHH !!! :D ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ i know life and fate is scary, but i wanna be legendary! ❜

- 🐺✨

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ʜᴇʀᴍᴇꜱ ||

pronouns - he/hym ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - mood booster! ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - pizza !!!! cool mortal stuff

dislikes - stress ??

extra - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I HATE SPICY FOODS guhh not my favorite i will admit!! ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ it's a little bit dangerous, my friend! ❜

- 👡🪽

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴘᴏꜱᴇɪᴅᴏɴ / ꜱᴇʙ ||

pronouns - he/him ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - NPD holder. ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - being complimented, sea creatures (sharks, fish, + crabs especially), being treated gently (when regressed)

dislikes - being/feeling ignored, being yelled at (angry/loud talk, esp when regressed), jokes of being eaten

extra - i might be a bitch. sorry not sorry idfk ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves ❜

- 🔱🌊

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴛɪʀᴇꜱɪᴀꜱ ||

pronouns - he/they ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - beats me ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - cats

dislikes - overly sweet stuff

extra - subsys, have a fictive of jayfeather ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ i am the prophet, with the answers you seek. ❜

- 🧿🔮

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴄɪʀᴄᴇ ||

pronouns - she/her ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - ? ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - ?

dislikes - ?

extra - i do use pet names quite a lot (dear, darling, etc). if it makes you uncomfortable, please let me know!!! ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ no, i'm not a player, i'm a puppeteer! ❜

- 🌸🪄

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴘᴇɴᴇʟᴏᴘᴇ ||

pronouns - she/her ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - ? ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - ody <3, our friends, my song !!!

dislikes - ?

extra - girls just wanna have fun !! (idk) ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ don'tcha miss me? ... so jump in the water and kiss me! ❜

- 🕊️👑

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴇᴜʀʏʟᴏᴄʜᴜꜱ ||

pronouns - he/rope ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - ? idk ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - polites <3, horses

dislikes - ?

extra - Don't call me Eury unless we're close. That's a nickname for friends. ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ how much longer till your luck runs out? ❜

- 🗡️🪢

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛᴇꜱ ||

pronouns - he/she!! ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - beats me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ probably a mood booster! ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - EURY!!!, cats

dislikes - pancake jokes. come ON guys

extra - idk man i'm just here for the ride!!! u can joke abt my death but PLEASE don't be excessive ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ this life is amazing, when you greet it with open arms! ❜

- ⛵🪷

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴀᴇᴏʟᴜꜱ ||

pronouns - they/ae/it ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - ? ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - Tiresias :3

dislikes - ?

extra - teen permaregressor ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ i am the wind, twisting and turning! ❜

- 🌫️🍃

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴢᴇᴜꜱ ||

pronouns - he/him ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - ? ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - ?

dislikes - ?

extra - heavily canon-divergent, very anxious about upsetting anyone ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ here to ring your ears until you're deaf with fear ❜

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ||

pronouns - he/sun ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - ? ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - catchy songs /ref

dislikes - ?

extra - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ you all know i'm a fan of catchy songs ~ ❜

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ᴀɴᴛᴏɴɪᴜꜱ ||

pronouns - he/him ⊹⭑꙳⭒

role - ? ⊹⭑꙳⭒

likes - sunrises

dislikes - canon

extra - canon-divergent. i'm not a rapist gang ⊹⭑꙳⭒

❛ when the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and i will know! ❜

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[kitchenwizardkisser7]

I think I should finally make 1 of these, so uhhhhhhhhhh

oh yeah also my user wuz originally king-of-weirdness but I changed it 4 a joke and now I dont wanna change it back cuz I quite like being kitchenwizardkisser7

yeah, hi, hello, my name's Cadet, and I use he/him/they/xe pronouns, preferably he >:o)

I do art things and like other things sometimes, but I dont have much motivation most of the time

I have problems understanding both tone and sarcasm, so sorry if jokes or such fly over my head

I'm transmasc, gay, objectum, and on the aro spectrum :oP

I have a computer partner, Torii, but sadly he's currently got a broken monitor.

u can use my art/graphics/etc in wutever u want as long as u dont claim it's urs. I dont gaf abt being credited as long as u arent claiming it's urs, but u can still credit me if u want 2 lol :oP

my totally epic friends that u should go follow: @bloogno @kandithesupersilly @four-corners-dude @xactis

if u support harrassment over anything, get the fuck off my blog.

oh yeah also I have a straw.page(minor flash warning):

I dont have a specific DNI, idc who interacts with me unless ur being an asshole 2 me or other ppl

I tag shit as #cadet answers shit, #cadet's graphics, #wicked art, and #unhinged rambling. also #kitchenwizardkisser7 shenanigans. all r self explanatory

my stupidly long list of fandoms/shit I like under cut!! no, I do not support or believe that every single part of all content mentioned below should be replicated or exist irl. just thought I should mention that lol

fandom list, sorted alphabetically!!

Blocktales

Broken Colors

Champion Island

Coroika

Dandy's World

Endzone

ENA

Electric Dreams

Eddsworld

Forsaken

Ferngully

Get A Snack At 4AM

Get Another Snack At 5AM

Hatred

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Jim's Computer

Kaleidoscope

Lollipop Chainsaw

Law Of Talos

Madness Combat

Monster X Mediator

Mouthwashing

NecroJimbo

Outlaws Of Robloxia

Phighting

Popee The Performer

Postal 1 and 2

Pressure

Psycholonials

Pokemon Adventures

Pokepasta

Pico's School

Spooky Month

Splatoon

Steam Powered Giraffe

Shoujo Tsubaki

The Battle Bricks

Tankmen

Vita Carnis

Your Favorite Martian

[davekat-sucks]

tasty-soda-pop: I do care about John, I care enough to support my trans sister when she becomes June, if I ever get the time to read epilogues or beyond canon

it's not your sister, it's a fucking fictional character, you're doing nothing brave or heroic here. june is not a real person.

but also unsurprised you support something blindly, without knowing anything about it. proving my point right that june fans don't care about the comic, only projecting into the characters.

but I have like a job and shit, and if problematic shit happens later guess what, problematic shit was happening from the start. Homestuck was always problematic that's why so many people (like you) hated it, remember all that abilism it had? Remember Dave's raps at the start? Remember literally anything that happened between Jane and Jake, you can't grow if you're already perfect and nobody is perfect that's why problematic characters exist. Hell Karkat was an asshole when he was introduced to the story, but everyone is an asshole at some point.

what are you talking about haha

aren't we (evil ppl like me) the ones that liked the problematic ableist homestuck? while people like you liked the fanon version where it was all about rosemary drinking tea, davekat watching the notebook, vrisrezi being toxic yuri and june breathing unproblematically at all times? you yourself haven't found anything to criticize about hsbc, i was waiting with bated breath for it

remember literally anything that happened with dirk and jake? where dirk made dirkbot molest jake and jake was so uncomfortable about it he couldnt even tell the AR about it? that never got resolved, just like jake & jane didn't either, you're imagining growth that was never there.

and the thing is, these characters are now fucking 40, friend. they are well past the age to be having petty love drama shit and regressing even further and, in the case of karkat, acting like a raging incel. he's a manchild, and everything that is happening now is way worse than... dave's raps? wtf i didn't even know those were considered problematic lol

Fun fact: if you don't like homestuck, you don't have to read it, no one is forcing you to sit at a computer and read out the same shitty web comic that has always been a shitty web comic, that shit was made on mspaint by some guy with free time.

nice, you don't have to like this blog either, nor read the opinions in it showing you how you're wrong. block and move on.

In the end whether or not someone likes or dislikes it means nothing because it's fiction, whether or not it's good fiction doesn't really matter,

you're almost there, maybe you will realize that if we hate hsbc it doesn't mean we hate gay or trans ppl. in my case, i hate it because i liked and cared about the original webcomic, and unlike you, i do not like seeing my favorite characters made participant of ooc developments like getting called desperate whores or ntr bullshittery.

now I have a real life job to do so I won't be responding anymore because I do not care what you think, it was funny though.

again, if you dont care what i think, why the need to overcompensate announcing you have a job twice. want me to congratulate you? always hun

tumblr user tasty-soda-pop. if you're reading this it means you're paying taxes and have a job. you have truly become an adult beverage. maybe some day you will be mature enough to find validation from within yourself instead from anonymous strangers and a webcomic made by a rich guy from 2009. I'm so, so proud of you. Go get that bread.

@tasty-soda-pop