#gay people just can never be happy

[devine-fem]

“How could I live with that?”

“Hah, beetle would have laughed at that…”

“Thank you, Eddie Bloomberg… and goodbye.”

art commission from @ookamihanta (c)

Laughed? Not really, just sad when somtimes you wish you said “I love you” when you couldn’t even say “goodbye.” ☪︎

I already did a com where Jaime finds Eddie after he comes back to life. Here it is if you want to see it: Link. This ship is everything to me…

[jade-len]

you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

[fernlessbastard]

hot take moment cwilbur is literally just psychotic as all hell and i think people got way too comfortable villianizing the shit out of a man who was clearly portraying signs of severe mental illness. cwilbur was like im so fucking paranoid and scared and i think everyone is out to get me and hurt me and ive spiralled to the point i cant reach out to the people closest to me because im so afraid and lost in this spiral and im having constant panic attacks and hurting myself because i dong know what to do with myself and the only way out for me is to die. and everybody was like EVIL MAN WHO ENJOYS HURTING OTHERS AND IS ABUSIVE ON PURPOSE AND A VILLAIN AND SHOULD NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN. and then he came back and was like im still deeply troubled and afraid but im desperately trying to make up for the wrongs i did in the past and the people i hurt in my own way and communication is really hard for me but i hope people know that im truely sorry and i love them. im going to try my hardest to fix this in the only way i know how and then respectfully remove myself from the situation because i feel thats the kindest thing i can do to the people ive hurt. and people were like ABUSER ABUSER ABUSER EVIL MAN ABUSER. like girl

Yeah no based true real no questions asked

I'd hope I manage to portray Wilbur the way he deserves in my content, cause that man is heavily bpd coded and he just needs therapy and someone who genuinely loves him but also can handle his bullshit (which has exclusively and reliably been Quackity like, canonically)

But yeah no completely agreed. The man has issues and has definitely fucked up a lot but at the end of the day he really does need love and care and patience, but also boundaries (and therapy and meds, obviously)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

satoru is gay/aroace and suguru is bi/demiace if you get it you get it 🙏🙏🙏

[pardonmydelays]

i had so much fun last night omg

[bugsinshoes]

i literally am in Love with your ocs <3333 do you have any random facts/lore about either jocelyn or laurie that have like. no actual impact but is something that you added just for funsies

also what are the goofies up to by the time the show starts??

OK SOOOO RANDOM FACTS !!!

when laurie was suuuper young, she was that one kid who spent all recess in the grass making mud potions and daisy chains and whatnot

yk that leather coat laurie has in this drawing i did of her? WELL ! that coat was actually her DAD'S !! she just saw it, thought it looked sick, stole it, and pretended like she had NO IDEA where it went

also at first i was like "haha bilingual french-canadian laurie" as a joke bcs i have french-canadian family and i thought it would be hilarious to see laurie absolutely DESTROY someone with quebecois swears, but it actually turned into something semi-important to her backstory sooo (that still counts though, right?)

as for jocelyn, i still feel like shes kinda undeveloped lore/character-wise compared to laurie, BUT i like to imagine she REALLY needed glasses as a child, but being raised the way she was (by rich parents who really cared about their presentation and aesthetics and keeping up that illusion of the "perfect american family" by the 60s standards yadda yadda yadda) SHE NEVER GOT ANY !! so as soon as she left for college she got herself some glasses (hooray!)

AS FOR WHAT THEYRE DOING BEFORE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE

i cant spoil TOO much because eventually i wanna turn some stuff into comics or drawings or smth

however

what i can say is that laurie is living alone on the outskirts of gravity falls, quietly living her life, while jocelyn seems to be completely out of the picture... i wonder what happened...

[skrunksthatwunk]

im exploding into a million pieces i found a reddit thread about butches in video games (specifically looking for them) in hopes that there was some kind of lesser known dream daddy-esque butch dating sim or SOMETHING cute like that and guys the fucking crumbs we have to live on you're actually killing me. im withering away why are there no kissable butches in video games im going to throw up and kill everyone. nobody wants a butch dating sim apparently. im gonna go weep in the fetal position

[stressedbeetle]

friendly reminder that yes actually it is hateful to call something that is a part of a person that they can not control a sin. don't let Christians gaslight you into thinking they don't mean any harm by saying you being gay is a sin.

[mars-ipan]

gotta say i've been in quite a few fandoms but i don't think any of them are quite as unabashedly queer as the gomens fandom is. it's very comfy here

[snoppy]

I'm sorry but I think its good that tom is saying stuff that makes you all uncomfortable. I think everyone is a little too willing to make him the hurt innocent underdog

[azumasoroshi]

oh of course izaya is an oscar wilde fan. he would definitely use this as his bio for his private discord/twitter account

pulls out the importance of being earnest and the picture of dorian gray. time to analyze these from the psychological/literary perspective of izaya lets go baby (he has his own category)

edit check tags and rbs for some actual analysis stuff lmAOo

[jackass-jones]

Man i watched the spongebob movie for the first time in ages the other day and god it’s like the most delightful movie ever made like it’s exactly what you want a movie adaptation of spongebob to be

[rainbowpufflez]

The fact that I headcanon Lysandre to have the most amount of Internalized Homophobia™️ a human being can have, but then would actively call someone homophobic if it was to his advantage amuses me to no end

[psy-ay-ay]

I open the naruto tag and see a really cute comic about someone colliding into naruto and him accidentally kissing sasuke, being very naruto and sasuke about it but then reaching out their hands again and kissing again. It's cute. I try to insert different characters into the design of the person colliding into naruto. it could be kiba or maybe that guy who collided into naruto the first time he accidentally kissed sasuke at the academy. i think maybe people in the comments have better ideas than me and open the notes. First one reads 'I did not cheat on my wife, someone collided into me and i accidentally kissed this man'. I remember why I am not in the great yaoi fandom of naruto.

[litrallytyrus]

the annie / troy / abed friendship trio means more to me than words could ever describe

[13eyond13]

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