#gay for thirteen

[sinfulpepsi]

Peak tv

[housemdfever]

Somewhat correct House MD text posts to make you want a cupcake!

I need the House MD tbh

[thechy-fychannel]

"House isn't my— we're not gay."

"if you die, I'm alone."

"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"

"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"

"I need you to tell me that you love me."

"you have everything you need right here. We both do."

"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"

"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."

"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"

[greghatecrimes]

"thirteen is the son house never had, chase is the daughter house didn't want" blah blah. wrong. house is clearly a girldad and that means ALL of his kids are gay daughters

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

OH MY GOD???

OH MY G O D ? ? ?

😭😭💜

[houseswife]

transgender detector going haywire rn…

[334iwatchshit]

what the fuck are these gay doctors doing on my screen

WHY ARE THEY DOOMED I CANT

[atomicradiogirl]

whenever i think about how sara hess, a lesbian, wrote the most queer episodes that could have aired on network tv in the 2000s, i explode. how do you write “you’d be surprised what you can live with?” and wilson literally proposing to house in public as a joke and neither of them mention it again, toxic lesbian patients that literally mirror house and wilson, house buying flowers for wilson to prove cuddy likes him (sureeee), and thirteen having one night stands with women to cope with her terminal illness and having to deal with one of her one night stands dying as well, HELLO????

[charliewrites99]

People who call every ship that has a little bit of hostility or is slightly fucked up, problematic and toxic, would not survive hilson or any house md ship.

The healthiest ship had a guy fake the drug trial his girlfriend was in and then fired her so he wouldn't lose his role as the leader of the team.

And the second healthiest is between the same guy and another guy who he claimed to have hated and also the other guy killed a dictator and had the first guy cover it up.

[is-it-sarcoidosis]

“thirteen gave house a cross stitch that says it’s not a crack house it’s a crack home” - my sister

[shroomwar]

Idk some House MD text posts I made because I got bored

[thetorturedlovergirl]

Happy day to my wives 💗💗 !!

yes they’re still together and happy and silly

[oreo102]

Random headcanons cuz despite having work my brain won’t let me sleep

13 has insomnia and takes hours to fall asleep

Yaz likes laying on 13

The tardis has a “night mode” that she activates whenever anyone is trying to sleep

The doctor gives yaz breakfast in bed a lot

13 gets super understimulated while trying to sleep sometimes which makes it way harder to sleep

Yaz will often just ramble about her day and any thoughts to get 13 to sleep easier

13 needs background noise to be able to sleep

Yaz sleeps easier if the doctor is near her

13 is little spoon

Whenever yaz wakes up first she just lays there and like strokes 13’s hair and stuff, very wholesome activity

[greghatecrimes]

they match each other's autistic swag

[househrt]

assorted House headcanons

Thirteen is happily cis, but she's pronoun indifferent. he explored his gender as a teenager but they eventually realised they're not trans. she has a better understanding of their gender now though, so he doesn't think of it as time wasted or anything

Park & Kutner would be best friends that do so much mischief and so many fun crimes together

Stacy is trans, Cuddy is trans, Wilson is trans, House is accidentally a chaser but he doesn't realise

Lesbians: comphet Cameron/transfem egg Chase

Wilson is autistic and doesn't like physical contact unless he's drunk enough that it stops feeling like sandpaper. He forces himself to mask at work so he can comfort patients with a hand on their shoulder anyway, but he wishes he didn't have to

When Wilson is living with House in season 2, House waits til Wilson leaves for work and then he burrows onto the couch to soak up the Wilson-smell left on it

[regicidal-defenestration]

Jodie Whittaker back to do Big Finish I think we're winning