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Somewhat correct House MD text posts to make you want a cupcake!
I need the House MD tbh
#house md#medical drama#housemd#dr chase#robert chase#gregory house#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#james wilson#allison cameron#malpractice md#jesse spencer#dr wilson#doctor chase#chase#chase is pookie#incorrect house md quotes#incorrect quotes#text post meme#house memes#tumblr memes#gay men#meme#hilson#chris taub#remy thirteen hadley#text posts#text post#house md meme#funny memes
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"House isn't my— we're not gay."
"if you die, I'm alone."
"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."
"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"
"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"
"I need you to tell me that you love me."
"you have everything you need right here. We both do."
"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"
"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."
"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"
"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"
#chyanne speaks#these were just the ones of the top of my head#found this meme and wanted to use it#bc them bitches be gay!!!!#denial is a river in egypt#you and your bestie are GAY#house md#hate crimes md#hilson#gregory house#james wilson#remy thirteen hadley#chris taub#lisa cuddy#amber volakis
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#10/10 would let her nibble#yes i am obsessed with fangs!thirteen leave me alone#doctor who#jodie whittaker#thirteenth doctor#lesbian#gay#thasmin#13th doctor#jodiewhittaker#vampire#fangs!thirteen
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"thirteen is the son house never had, chase is the daughter house didn't want" blah blah. wrong. house is clearly a girldad and that means ALL of his kids are gay daughters
#yes this includes kutner too#all three of them#the first two are pretty obvious methink#chase is trans like link legendofzelda and gay daughter is a state of mind#house md#gregory house#remy thirteen hadley#robert chase
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OH MY GOD???
OH MY G O D ? ? ?
😭😭💜
#HOW HAVEN'T I SEEN THESE TILL NOW#MY POOR POOR HEART#house md#hatecrimes md#choreman#robert chase#eric foreman#remy thirteen hadley#gays anatomy
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what the fuck are these gay doctors doing on my screen
WHY ARE THEY DOOMED I CANT
#after they run away wilson does an experimental drug over seas and they move to the same island that thirteen is on to watch out for her#while she goes thru her stuff#they are happy and they open a private practice#house uses a fake name and sometimes people quint and say *hey aren't you that doctor who was in the new for blowing up* and he says#*nah that's my cousin*#they have a dog that house pretends to hate#i hate them so much holy shit#this what the fuck#my gays dads the anxiety riddles cancer having oncologist and the absolute sociopathic lipping fugitive he married#james wilson#gregory house#greg house#hilson#god i hate them#release me!!!#they literally get so fucking gay in the last five episodes of the show it's crazy#like wow are y'all about to kiss?
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whenever i think about how sara hess, a lesbian, wrote the most queer episodes that could have aired on network tv in the 2000s, i explode. how do you write “you’d be surprised what you can live with?” and wilson literally proposing to house in public as a joke and neither of them mention it again, toxic lesbian patients that literally mirror house and wilson, house buying flowers for wilson to prove cuddy likes him (sureeee), and thirteen having one night stands with women to cope with her terminal illness and having to deal with one of her one night stands dying as well, HELLO????
#house md#all hail sara hess#we need more lesbians in writers rooms#this is why house got away with so much#it’s not queerbaiting if it’s literally queer#hilson#remy thirteen hadley#toxic gay people the show
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“thirteen gave house a cross stitch that says it’s not a crack house it’s a crack home” - my sister
#house md#be gay do medical malpractice#house m.d.#hate crimes md#malpractice md#gregory house#more mouse bites#mouse bites md#gays anatomy#remy hadley#remy thirteen hadley
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transgender detector going haywire rn…
#the fact that this was in the down low (THEE gay episode) too#this is either transmasc chase getting pissed about being misgendered#or transfemme chase reacting in indignation to being outed#take your pick#this bad boy can fit soo much gender in them#house md#robert chase#gregory house#hatecrimes md#greg house#like I’m trying so hard not to see chase as anything but an annoying cishet man#but the sheer level of queer implications they throw at him makes it insanely difficult#remy thirteen hadley#the more I think about it the more canon it feels#because he doesn’t even have long hair anymore. he’s not so twinkishly pretty as to be mistaken for a girl at this age. so what was this!!!#he has STUBBLE#+ somebody mentioned in the rbs that this is also trans!remy proof and. omg ur so right#enby thirteen rights#or whatever other headcanons y’all have for ‘em!!#prodigal siblings#prodigal twins
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#i love sillies who are all morally grey#and morally gay#i don’t see enough masters content on this app and it makes me sad#there isn’t even a tag for her good lord#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#martha masters#lisa cuddy#robert chase#remy thirteen hadley#eric foreman#hilson#house x wilson
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People who call every ship that has a little bit of hostility or is slightly fucked up, problematic and toxic, would not survive hilson or any house md ship.
The healthiest ship had a guy fake the drug trial his girlfriend was in and then fired her so he wouldn't lose his role as the leader of the team.
And the second healthiest is between the same guy and another guy who he claimed to have hated and also the other guy killed a dictator and had the first guy cover it up.
#house md#the show of all time#the gay crimes have never crimed better#you would not survive a day ect ect#choreman#foreteen#eric foreman#remy thirteen hadley#robert chase#this is subjective ofc#if you rank any other ship as healthier idc
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Thirteen with fangs for all my lesbians and lesbian supporters:
#she may bite me whenever she likes#i drew those fangs in procreate if you're curious#doctor who#jodie whittaker#thirteenth doctor#lesbian#thasmin#13th doctor#jodiewhittaker#gay#vampire#vampires#fangs!thirteen
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Happy day to my wives 💗💗 !!
yes they’re still together and happy and silly
#happy lesbian day to all the lesbians !!#ily sm !!#and my pretty virtual lesbians who I love sm#i love u thasmin#u r so lesbian to me#be gay do crime#they’re together forever#in that bed#doctor who#dr who#dw#13th doctor#thirteenth doctor#yaz khan#yasmin khan#thasmin#yaz x thirteen#yaz x 13#13 x yaz#thirteen x yaz#lesbians#wlw#sapphic
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Random headcanons cuz despite having work my brain won’t let me sleep
13 has insomnia and takes hours to fall asleep
Yaz likes laying on 13
The tardis has a “night mode” that she activates whenever anyone is trying to sleep
The doctor gives yaz breakfast in bed a lot
13 gets super understimulated while trying to sleep sometimes which makes it way harder to sleep
Yaz will often just ramble about her day and any thoughts to get 13 to sleep easier
13 needs background noise to be able to sleep
Yaz sleeps easier if the doctor is near her
13 is little spoon
Whenever yaz wakes up first she just lays there and like strokes 13’s hair and stuff, very wholesome activity
#doctor who#new who#13th doctor#thirteenth doctor#yasmin khan#thasmin#yazmin khan#yaz khan#yaz x thirteen#13 x yaz#thirteen x yaz#yaz x 13#i headcanon 13 as autistic#i am projecting#headcanons!#head canons#they’re gay and in love
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assorted House headcanons
Thirteen is happily cis, but she's pronoun indifferent. he explored his gender as a teenager but they eventually realised they're not trans. she has a better understanding of their gender now though, so he doesn't think of it as time wasted or anything
Park & Kutner would be best friends that do so much mischief and so many fun crimes together
Stacy is trans, Cuddy is trans, Wilson is trans, House is accidentally a chaser but he doesn't realise
Lesbians: comphet Cameron/transfem egg Chase
Wilson is autistic and doesn't like physical contact unless he's drunk enough that it stops feeling like sandpaper. He forces himself to mask at work so he can comfort patients with a hand on their shoulder anyway, but he wishes he didn't have to
When Wilson is living with House in season 2, House waits til Wilson leaves for work and then he burrows onto the couch to soak up the Wilson-smell left on it
#housemd#house md#my posts#queer#lgbtq#gay headcanons#house headcanons#headcanon#james wilson#hilson#malpractice md#house and wilson#remy hadley#remy thirteen hadley#housefic
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On Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley
5x11 "Joy to the World", Virginia Woolf // 5x13 "Big Baby", what does love mean? by Ladan Lashkari, 5x20 "Simple Explanation" // 5x10 "Let Them Eat Cake", Foundry by Mikko Harvey // 6x03 "Epic Fail" // 6x07 "Teamwork", The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde // 5x20 "Simple Explanation", P.S. I Still Love You by Jenny Han
#yall can read this however you want but i personally see it as: post breakup besties foreteen who have been through a lot of shit together#and are emotional support for each other. the other person is like their rock#the complex post breakup feelings but the love (platonic) thats still there#anyways foreteen were better as friends imo esp. if you're a gay foreman truther#platonic foreteen has bewitched me body and soul#we were robbed of them being besties#house md#eric foreman#remy thirteen hadley#foreteen#platonic foreteen#my webs#an anya original#web weaving#hatecrimes md#5x10#5x11#5x13#5x20#6x03#6x05#100
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