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there should be a such thing as a medical detective. you should be able to hire a doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on with you come hell or high water by consulting whatever specialists they can get their hands on, connecting your constellation of symptoms, etc, instead of 10000 different doctors for every distinct bone in ur body that all just kinda go "dang that sucks idk" when you present with more than one fucking symptom

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

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remember the author of "the boy in the striped pajamas" btw this is him now

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Buddie fan fiction discussion and reading on NPR. Congratulations to @cal-daisies-and-briars as it was one of their amazing fictions being read. Snippet and link below.

Link: https://www.npr.org/2025/08/16/nx-s1-5491463/a-look-at-how-fan-fiction-is-changing-publishing-and-reading

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

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2015 | 2025

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Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

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Hangster but put them on The Bachelor

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Would the people be more interested in Dair or Buddie The Ultimatum au bc I really want to write one but can't decide.

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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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“there’s no platonic explanation for shawn and gus’s relationship” maybe to you. i understand them though

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average beginning of an episode of psych:

1989...henry teaches shawn how to dismantle a wind turbine, and that timing is crucial. shawn doesn't understand this. gus is there. he's wearing khakis and tap shoes.

present day...shawn and gus are having frozen yogurt

lassie and jules drive by, sirens blaring. gus says "NO. NO. shawn, i just worked a sixty hour week. i got arthritis in my hand from hauling my case around!" shawn grabs gus's froyo and takes off running after the car. "i know you didn't just take my yogurt!" gus yells, and follows. they somehow arrive at the scene of the crime first

a milfy woman has been stabbed multiple times in her home. she is clinging to life. gus finds her alluring and attractive. she dies in shawn's arms.

"i wonder if she ever heard about pluto..." gus says, near tears.

"oh would you stop!? a woman is dead, gus, have some decorum - oh my god..."

"what? what is it?"

"DUDE...check out that sweet nintendo 64!"

the cops arrive. lassiter sees the blood on shawn's hands. tense music. "YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO SPENCER!"

"lassie, you know we didn't do this! the only weapons we have are our froyo spoons...they're small, and soft, and wooden, and made by tiny baby elves."

dum, dum, da da da dum! in between the lines there's a lot of obscurity. i'm not inclined to resign to maturity. if it's alright, then you're all wrong, but why bounce around to the same damn song? you'd rather run when you can't crawl...I KNOW! YOU KNOW! that i'm not telling the truth. I KNOW! YOU KNOW! they just don't have any proof. embrace the deception, learn how to bend, your worst inhibitions tend to PSYCH you out in the end...

everyone snoops around. shawn discovers that the victim was a professor of physics at ucsb, proof that she was sleeping with her TA, and emails from another physics professor that imply blackmail and that they wanted her job.

gus stares at the computer, captivated. he says "mad scientists, drama, intrigue, secrets...this is blackmail to the future, shawn. what!"

shawn plays with a vase from the mantle. "heh. that sounds like a remake starring a young will smith, with eddie murphy as doc brown...god, he would kill in that role."

"you know that's right."

shawn drops the vase. it shatters. "what was that?" jules calls out.

"dude, let's bail and talk to the ta and the other professor," shawn whispers.

"bet," gus says. they take a candy dish full of hershey's kisses with them.

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karen vick most underrated character of all time that woman woke up every day and claimed with a fully straight face to the mayor the fbi the cia the military multiple special agents and probably the president that she had a real psychic in her employ. queen of long term bit commitment fr

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karen vick most underrated character of all time that woman woke up every day and claimed with a fully straight face to the mayor the fbi the cia the military multiple special agents and probably the president that she had a real psychic in her employ. queen of long term bit commitment fr