#gay fails

[fail-sco0b]

whys sanji always attracting men bruh, womanizer? no, menanizer

[friedri-ce]

FORBIDDEN LITERATURE || comic

[m00nbuggies]

theyre bffs guys

[gunstellations]

happy pride!! 💙🫶🖤

[papanowo]

get a grip loverboy !!!

[bloodbroox]

it's me and my emotional support "got resurrected but came back wrong as an allegory of jesus" characters against the world (kiriona art by cabramso)

[yellowistheraddest]

im mentally unwell about their older designs...

edit: actually youre the one who forgot to colour zoro's arm istg i cant make a drawing without some dumb mistake

[xxninjacatboyxx]

Dan Heng, protagonist who's never been with guys before. Too hot for his own good but doesn't even think it! His relationships with women never lasts.... And one day on his way home, he spots a silver haired hobo- I mean poor old homeless man- wait actually no- young silver haired man who is very comfortably sitting next to a trashcan.

Dan Heng, against all logical reasoning, decides that he'll take this... Dirty man and rehabilitate him. Why? Not sure I couldn't come up with a better reason honestly. It's 4 in the morning leave me alone.

And thus Caelus wakes up and realizes, gasp I'm in a yaoi trope!? (Art gets shoujo-ified)

So he decides to repay Dan Heng for his kindness by laying on his bed draw me like your french girls style with a rose in his mouth when Dan Heng comes back after cleaning up dinner.

And promptly throws him out his room.

DanCae modern au where it's one of those yaoi tropes where the protagonist just picks up some homeless guy in an alleyway besides some trashcan or something and it's dark and rainy but the protagonist is Dan Heng and Caelus is the homeless man 😭

[nonpoppie]

drawin the scum villain duo again

[thegreattyrant]

Let it be known that Genlong won't be topped…

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

'Let the gays successfully run away together just once'. They did. It's called House MD

[bigcatbulges]

Source - Daymoon_100

(Artist's FurAffinity Bluesky and Telegram Art Channel)

[ultravioletbrit]

“desperate” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 528 words

“traditions” - 25 Days of Jegumas - Day 12 - @noblehouseofgay

Regulus sighs and slumps back in the booth across from Sirius.

“Stop moping.” Sirius tells him.

“I’m not moping.” He lies.

“You are moping.” Regulus just glares at him. “The Christmas Party is one of my favorite traditions and you moping about it is quickly becoming my least favorite tradition.”

“I’m not moping and it’s not a tradition.”

“You are. And this is the third year you’ve moped about not having a date, which officially makes it a tradition. But I’m putting a stop to it. I’m setting you up with one of my friends and you’re coming to the party this year.” Sirius takes out his phone.

“You will not.” Regulus says adamantly.

“It’s fine.” Sirius waves him off and starts typing. “James doesn’t have a date either and we’re all going as a big group, but this way if people start to couple off you and James won’t be left alone.”

“I’m not having my big brother set me up on a date. Doesn’t that sound a bit desperate?” Regulus rolls his eyes.  

“You are desperate, Reggie.” Sirius sends him a matching eyeroll.

“I am not.” Regulus slumps back again. After a few seconds he adds, “Which one is James, again?”

“Tall, glasses, crazy hair.” Sirius describes.

“The one with the sexy abs?” Regulus asks, sitting up a bit.

“Eww. Do not call his abs sexy. And when have you even seen his abs?” Sirius makes a disgusted face.

“I saw a picture of you and three guys at the beach. Lupin, a shorter guy and a tall guy with sexy abs.” Regulus smiles.

“Ewww. Stop saying that.” Sirius looks down when his phone vibrates. “Ewww. Ewwww.” He looks even more disgusted.

“What?” Regulus asks, but Sirius is too busy pretending to gag to answer. “Sirius, what?” Still not getting an answer, Regulus reaches across the table and grabs his phone and when he looks at the text, both his eyebrows fly up. “He thinks I’m gorgeous?” Regulus questions and then smirks as he continues to read.

“Stop smirking.” Sirius scolds him. “Regulus, stop smirking. That is not a compliment.” He says and grabs his phone back.

“When a guy with sexy abs tells you, you have a slutty waist, it’s always a compliment.” Regulus’ smirk grows.

“It is not. And he didn’t tell you. He told me, which is disgusting.” Sirius starts aggressively typing. “You. Are. Disgusting.” He says as he types it.

“I changed my mind. Set me up.” Regulus tells him.  

“What?” He shrieks. “No! I am not setting you up! This was a horrible idea. You two should never even meet. I don’t know what I was thinking. This is a terrible…” Sirius continues to ramble as Regulus sends a text.

“It’s fine. I’ll just text him myself.” Regulus dismisses Sirius’ spiral.

“What?!” Sirius shrieks again. “You can’t. You don’t have his number.” Sirius says with a smug look.

“No. But Lupin does. And he thinks we’re really going to hit it off.” Regulus holds out his phone to show Sirius a text from Remus and a shared contact.    

“What?!?” Sirius shrieks a third time.

“Sirius, will you stop doing that? People are starting to stare.” Regulus says casually as he saves James’ number.   

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[videogamelover99]

Lowkey love the redesign they gave Bill at the end. The glitchy crack in his eye? He was defeated. He'll never be the same again. He might come back, but never with the same unreadable cosmic horror thing he had going on.

[wishchip106]

i’m still just thinking about how in apocalypse the thing that stops magneto from destroying the world is an edit of charles just seeing the good in him.

🤨

not even his DEAD wife and daughter?

or maybe mutants from the brotherhood?

nope. charles