#insane work
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
fail-sco0b · 5 months ago
Text
whys sanji always attracting men bruh, womanizer? no, menanizer
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
brainrotism · 4 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
they just be making these videos as an excuse to hold hands at this point (x)
374 notes · View notes
kryhara · 5 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I’ve got that “I could be your lover Gordon, we could start a family together” video always stuck in my head … my knowledge of that video predates me even starting half life 1 that was my first impression of Barney Calhoun in half life 2 keep that in mind
Sorry for the whiplash of silly Barney art followed directly up by freaky creature stalker doodles lol
74 notes · View notes
salvatoresablondie · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
THE WHAT NOW?!
22 notes · View notes
glitterincandles · 10 months ago
Text
smiling friends as discord mods ; ☆
crazy ass idea
Tumblr media Tumblr media
— glep (8/10 discord mod)
actions ☆
i think of him as the social media manager of the company and if mr. boss trusts him that much to maintain a positive image of the company online then being a discord mod would be a breeze
can control some semi-complicated stuff in the server like role-setting with reactions and unlocking different channels by reacting to a message, definitely improves this function if he thinks its faulty
^^^ any technical difficulties within the server are
takes being a discord mod pretty seriously yet he has the ability to be lighthearted about it sometimes
often mass bans people over spamming or any other offense without alerting everyone else, so like no context banning
^^^ ppl initially had a problem with it but then they lightened up a little when they noticed that those mass bans actually improved the server
^^^^ he still scares the shit out of everyone though
always online and monitoring the server
profile ☆
has definitely splurged money on discord nitro and those discord profile decor and effects
his profile would be decked tf out and follow a purple/green aesthetic
^^^ he has the clyde invaders icon skin and his account profile is purple
^^^^ idk if he has an anime girl pfp or not bc on one hand he would definitely have one but on the other hand he'd have a profile pic of a character he likes from a game.
one thing's for sure tho is that he never felt the need to change his discord profile picture unless he was in a server made for his job then he'd just change that server's profile pic to put his face and that's it lol
discord username is probably like theamazingGlep69 or something
his discord bio is definitely a random video game quote and that's it
his spotify, xbox, and steam account are the only things connected to his discord
extras ☆
always energized by those gamer-advertised energy drinks
^^^ no specific preference for like g-fuel or gamer supps or something he just grabs whatever he can get his grimy little hands on
selectively sends friend requests to people and never accepts friend requests from randos
^^^ in fact he INSISTS on being the one sending the friend requests to people instead of it being the other way around
^^^^ as a result he has less than 15 people on his friends list and he's happy with it
he definitely unadds ppl he hasn't spoken to in a while though to keep it ~fresh~ or something
Tumblr media
— mr. boss (6/10 discord mod)
actions ☆
ok so like
he isn't TERRIBLE at modding he knows the basics
he's just very... lax. he's the type to not see anything wrong with spamming or other similar offenses just because he genuinely doesn't think it's a big deal
^^^ he'd be like oh what theyre just expressing themself idk
^^^^ or like when it comes to random ppl dming mods he'd be like idk what if they just wanted to ask a question but were too shy to do it in the main server YKWIM?????
he already lets his employees do what they want during their shifts so it wouldn't be very different in a discord server
because it's online, he already doesn't take it very seriously lol he'd just find any chaos amusing
it's like a giant group chat!!!!
BUT DESPITE ALL THAT, he's really good at organizing server events like giveaways and movie/game nights
he'd always make sure to make the events fun and accessible for everyone
as a result most of the server usually participates in the events
he's just not good at... moderation in general
he also doesn't enjoy the banning/warning ppl aspect bc it makes him feel really bad
profile ☆
he has an anime girl pfp and/or has matching pfps with ppl for a certain amount of time ONLY if they match his profile theme
his profile is a cutesy kawaii light pink anime girl aesthetic
^^^ he'd have the cat ears icon skin and his profile would be pink
^^^^ an evil part of me wants to say he has a sailor moon pfp
yes he also has discord nitro
what else will he do with the money he earns
he has cutesy kaomojis in his bio too and probably has the initial of someone in a text heart like < b 3 (b for brittney LOL)
only his spotify is connected to his profile
extras ☆
also brittney was his discord kitten
^^^ they had matching anime couple pfps
^^^^ they'd always vc
^^^^^ have fallen asleep on vc once
he uses cringe text faces like uwu or owo just bc he knows everyone hates it
^^^ he thrives off of the negativity idk
everyone in a server he moderates would probably feel the safest dming him out of every other mod
^^^ his dms r always open
ok so i know that he has normal ass headphones but hear me out. give him pink cat ear headphones. it's perfect
he has more than the usual amt of discord friends
he always has aesthetic ass discord statuses
has his online status set as idle bc its cuter
Tumblr media
— allan red (7/10 discord mod)
actions ☆
he's the mod that everyone complains abt
definitely rewrites the rules and makes sure they're enforced at all times
he's the typa person to call someone out if they break the rules in any capacity
"@/feetlicker Please change your name, that is not appropriate"
"@/charlienipples No memes in general chat, go to #meme-channel."
unlike glep though, he gives a lot of context as to why he'd ban someone
^^^ maybe 2 much context
^^^^ in fact he very rarely bans ppl, the most he sends out is a very detailed warning in dms
always types in full sentences
most server members are afraid of dming him actually he's sorta intimidating
he definitely keeps the server in order but his reputation is just not the best
but he is very confrontational so if someone is causing a problem he isn't afraid of getting it dealt with
he's usually tagged during disputes bc he's level-headed enough to deal with them and offers good points
^^^ that doesn't stop others from thinking he's annoying though :((
very misunderstood but has good intentions
he has a set schedule on when he logs in and moderates, then gives himself free time
so basically he isn’t online all day
profile ☆
he’d have one of those blank discord profiles
like he’d make it normal-ish but he wouldn’t care too much abt sparkly text themes or connecting any of his other socials to it
uses a picture of himself as his icon and has a matching red background that is randomly generated by discord
^^^ (he didn’t pay for discord nitro)
^^^^ (everyone point and laugh)
^^^^^ (he just doesn’t find it necessary since he isn’t online THAT often)
his username is either his full name or a very absurd npc name (like scaryantelopes2536) theres no in-between
he never has a status set
clean profile but its boring to look at basically
extras ☆
takes online status very literally— if he doesn’t want to be disturbed, he puts dnd, if he’s online, he sets it as online, etc etc (so surprisingly very honest)
his profile pic looks professionally done in a studio then unfortunately it got very pixelated as a result of discord itself so its kinda funny looking
his friends list is only the 4 other ppl from smiling friends
doesn’t know or like brainrot or modern internet slang so when ppl say skibidi toilet or sigma rizz he genuinely has to get up and walk around outside to stay sane
is usually the one being trolled/pranked
IS the one that cringes at mr. boss using uwu or owo
Tumblr media
— charlie dompler (5/10 discord mod)
actions ☆
HE'S THE TYPE TO be really good at it first then he'd lose interest
he'd get a high from it bruh
just the idea of having power would be enough to get him rolling
for the first couple months he'd be all up in the server channels being hella active
he'd stay up all night just moderating bc its exciting to give someone a warning if they act up or whatever
^^^ if he gets sleepy he drinks an energy drink
*someone fucks up in a server* "Ooh, oooh-- this is my favorite part, man. Watch, watch." *sends a 2 word dm to the person that just says 'warning One'* "Oh, haha! that--that was so fun."
yea he'd be riding on dopamine hits of doing good for the server
since he'd be sleep deprived he'd misspell a lot and send short answers so if someone asks why they were banned he'd give very short answers
"hey why was i banned lol" "bad" "what" "yeah"
i don't think he'd do much in the server other than moderate and make new channels
then he gets bored.
uh oh
all of a sudden he's very relaxed about everything so he would probably stop moderating so much
he would probably be doing the bare minimum now lol
5/10 bc he goes in and out of caring and not caring so i guess sometimes he's pretty good
discord is probably one of the only socials he is really active on
he would give himself dumbass roles just bc
profile ☆
some sort of meme/cursed profile icon with flaming sword icon skin
would definitely have an orange-themed profile in general bc he thinks its a color with an unfair reputation
every social he has will be linked to his damn profile
has a dumbass username
^^^ probably one of the only one of the 5 who doesn't use his real name on discord
^^^^ he would change his dn every once in a while JUST BC to be funny or something
its so stupid he would call himself the Poo Meister after letting a smooth one out
he's always on DND
uses his discord status to ask someone to play a game w him
extras ☆
he joins random meme servers just for the emotes
he's already a discord mod for like 3 servers rn and he's given up
he has a lot of online friends which is why he doesn't use his real name
he's always in a vc with someone
he's very very social online (i bet he has a popular twitter gimmick account too)
he made his current discord account when he was really young and he just stuck with the same one
he adds all the bots to servers he moderates bc he thinks he has amazing taste
Tumblr media
— pim pimling (7/10 discord mod)
actions ☆
he would be the one doing all of the accouncements and questions of the day
he takes those jobs so serious
he types with caps on and uses encouraging gifs and emoticons (yes emojis too)
he never really moderates, he's the one just announcing things tbh he has a lot to say
even when he conveys bad news he'd do a little :P at the end just to soften the blow
(he's also the one who usually kindly lets people know why a certain mod banned them just in case said mod doesn't wanna elaborate)
his positivity pisses ppl off sometimes
don't shoot the messenger
he just logs in every morning, and writes a whole paragraph in announcements to wish everyone a happy day! then he types up the question of the day and logs off until the night
pim pimling is a very busy man
checks his notifs throughout the day tho (just in casies)
he just spreads positivity
one of the most important people in the server he's in at all times
he does intimidate ppl sometimes just bc of his role but he does try to be as not-intimidating as possible
if he's confronted on anything he does wrong he is quick to take responsibility for his actions
^^^ doesn't depend on the person's role, like if he bans someone's friend and the person pleads their case, he's very quick to apologize
^^^^ might cause him to be perceived as someone with no backbone but he's just very empathetic and understanding
profile ☆
his icon is definitely a picture of his face, probably some sort of cute selfie
similar to allan, he uses his full name in his discord dn and user
he does have nitro but he only uses it to change his discord background to a picture of nature
his bio would be long as shit. "Hi! (grin) I'm Pim Pimling and I'm 34 years old!" etc etc etc
^^^ definitely overshares in his bio too
has no socials attached to his profile at all
very straightforward profile
he uses his status a LOT to say the most random things?!>>W "Currently eating a bowl of cereal!"
extras ☆
he has a lot of people on his friends list bc despite everything ppl do have a soft spot for him
he had discord for a while like charlie did but he only ever used it to text friends and thats it
really interactive and responds quickly to dms
his dms r very open
he loves emoji reactions so much
he helps mr. boss with server events a lot
^^^ he also participates in every one
he likes using video calls in a vc
Tumblr media
hallo ^w^ i just want to end this off by saying i now have an ask box to submit any headcanon requests if needed!! yayy
119 notes · View notes
itneverendshere · 4 months ago
Text
THANK YOU FOR 5000 WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
!! thank you SO much for following me, interacting with my work, and just being the absolute best. every like, reblog, comment, and tag (yes, i read them all 👀) means the WORLD to me. you’ve turned this little space into something so special, and i’m endlessly grateful for all the love and support🥹
here’s to more stories together 🫶
love you all so much, can’t wait to keep sharing and growing with you! 🥰 THANK YOU, MY BELOVEDS!!! <3
28 notes · View notes
alienfailboy · 5 months ago
Text
everytime someone makes up their mind on a character based on how they are portrayed in the mcu alone an angel loses its wings
34 notes · View notes
hammity-hammer · 3 days ago
Text
moodboard tag game: open pinterest, make a moodboard out of the first nine pictures that show up, and tag your mutuals!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
brb killing myself over the fuckig aliens and the monster 9 in 1
THANK YOU @kermit-the-hag you killed me with this one
No pressure tags: @ap0stle @dropkickcake @pixiegraves @puppy-steve @bnnyfem @starrystarry-eyed @starryeyedjanai @skiddit @someforeignband and. i cant think of anyone else's user bc im. An idot. so. my friends pls.
13 notes · View notes
zzzilan · 7 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
M.I.A. - Bad Girls (2012)
38 notes · View notes
existential-queeer · 4 months ago
Text
Jayvik really divorced, one killed the other, and then both ascended to SuperHeaven while holding hands while being painted in bisexual colors all in one season, huh?
31 notes · View notes
formula-nerd · 6 days ago
Text
has anyone else randomly found their tiktok fyp full of people talking about that mark webber x sebastian vettel ao3 fanfic or just me?
istg i knew what it was before i even watched f1 and never read it. i fear i’m too afraid to start now
anyone wanna give a summary if they’ve read it and you might convince me to start a series on random commentary on that fic (or others if i get requests)
11 notes · View notes
starlittt · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
These mofos dodged the draft 💀
35 notes · View notes
djsizzle · 6 months ago
Text
something about the priest and the nun committing sin under the cross that itches my bone so good.
18 notes · View notes
doubledyke · 2 months ago
Text
and since i know there's some overlap between fandoms here
my favorite south park character back in the day was jimmy. close second butters.
11 notes · View notes
eddiesmustache · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
When you have to make it abundantly clear that Buck is the abandoned dog
14 notes · View notes
chuuyadelune · 2 months ago
Text
so the other day i read the beggar student (a short story) by osamu dazai and was struck by the resemblances to BSD's first chapter/episode that it has?? like it's genuinely crazy. here's the gist of what i'm talking about (*spoiler warning, please scroll if you don't want to see!*)
struggling author (also named osamu dazai) meets struggling student at the side of a river bank. said student is swimming/drifting down the river
dazai decides to 'save' the student bc he thinks he's drowning
student chews him out for being stupid like that after dazai trips and falls
one thing turns to another and then they go for lunch at a teahouse together (yes, a teahouse lol. no chazuke though)
dazai can barely pay for their food/tea bc he's broke
later they go drinking with one of the student's friends, who happens to be kind of uptight and serious (this one is a stretch but i'm including it anyway)
there's a lot of references to classic literature/philosophy all throughout
that's a very brief, crude summary of all the references i could pinpoint. the rest of this story goes by quite quick (it's only about 96 pages in all, and this was like, the first 20 pages or so? hints for the rest of the short story: there's school uniforms, beer, and long-winded speeches). but still. reading this all actually had my jaw on the floor, because what do you mean that the events of the first half of chapter one of bungo stray dogs is an osamu dazai reference. like surely this is not all just coincidence.
in conclusion: asagiri is a madman. the literary references go crazy. what else am i missing. i need to read more
(i've put some excerpts of the story below the break! frankly the interactions between fictional dazai and this student are hilarious)
pages 8-9:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
page 20:
Tumblr media
the excerpts are all from the recent translation by sam bett!
6 notes · View notes