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I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”
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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
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at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her
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these are my mutuals. they know who they are
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No matter what happens in Doctor Who, for the next 4.5 billion years, the 12th Doctor will always be somewhere out there, deliberately dying on loop in a torture castle…so that Clara Oswald can cheat death.
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@theseventhidiot


high quality Gerard and Ray from Seattle
photo credits go to Lindsey Wasson
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the doctor getting to meet a future incarnation of themself in the tardis: im so happy for you and your ugly fucking console room im serious
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obviously i knew that three hated being stuck on earth but i really wasn't expecting just how often three's like goodbye you wretched creatures i never liked any of you and you're all stupid only for him to slink back in after his escape plan fails again like my dear friends. disregard that 👍
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obviously i knew that three hated being stuck on earth but i really wasn't expecting just how often three's like goodbye you wretched creatures i never liked any of you and you're all stupid only for him to slink back in after his escape plan fails again like my dear friends. disregard that 👍
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Twojamie my beloved :(
Speedpaint ↓
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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
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sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
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