haventacluewhatimdoing
A small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
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I write fanfics over on AO3. I'm your classic Brit, I love tea and rugby and am often complaining about the weather.
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 11 hours ago
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you seem cool thanks for existing
Aah tysm! This is so sweet <3
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 11 hours ago
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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Tongue Tied- A Summary.
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Tongue Tied is about the most talked about thing within the Red Dwarf Fandom, but if you still have yet to see the official music video, starring and directed by none other then the fabulous Mr Danny John-Jules, then here is a summary of my personal favourite scenes from the shoot and the behind the scenes footage!
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First thing’s first, you bet your sweet ass Danny dance’s in this! 
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but he also is a dramatic director; he needs to get physically involved in the shooting of the back-up dancers (I wish I could’ve put some glitter in for him to be throwing, he’s just a solid diva)
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…some parts aren’t as graceful when the rest of the gang… and Elvis… gets involved as the back up crew
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I swear Robert and Craig were just there to fuck shit up- Example A (that pelvic thrust doe)
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“We’ve got to perform for the camera’s Bobby!” - Example B
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“R: I love a good cigar! 
C: Would you like to see my big black cigar?!” - Example C 
(multiple times during this part, shit was lost xD)
Also whilst making these gifs, the boys made some hilarious faces midst frames that I couldn’t help but share to the world!
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see. total dorks.
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ahh.. the duke of dork makes a cameo too :D
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20 YEARS LATER AND HE’S STILL ROCKING THAT SUIT! (side-note: “you spin me right round baby right…” ok I’ll stop)
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Something that has been on my mind since watching this… WHY DID HE NEED SOMEONE DRESSING HIM?!- also should I tag my porn? hahahaha
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“D: You now know the secret to The Cat’s voice… jock strap. A size too small.”
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You gotta love ‘em aye! 
Ok, the reason behind the idea to make this summary was from this very last piece that is basically the piece de resistance of this whole production…
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… Cat finally gets some.
You really don’t know how much I’ve always wanted Cat to find someone, because he was always the one character who never did. Kryten had Camille, Rimmer had… well multiple people (including Lister) and Lister had Kochanski. I was SO BLOODY HAPPY when Cat got his first kiss :3 it’s so cute!
I hope you all liked my first piece for the Red Dwarf Series Weeks, and my first attempts at making gifs too! (just as a side-note: I made all these gifs except the one from Series 10. You’re alright to use them as long as you don’t caption them as your own original creations)
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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A little gift I made for my dear friend
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I took the picture on the last minute right before it was wrapped, so quality is a bit bad as I was in a hurry, but I'll try to reblog it with a better one and with some details, once I get the chance!
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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Fan poster that I (made and) sent to be printed to have something for autographs from The Boys on the anniversary of the RD at Manchester 🫡
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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Just a little highlight from this day...
"I believe that there is a dimension where Lister and Rimmer are married..."
-Craig Charles, 5. 4. 2024, (don't know the the exact time), Comic Con Prague
That's it, that's the post.
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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lister punk tactics fancam for you all
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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Delivered, as promised, my dear smegheads.
Enjoy this brilliant part of the talk ☺️🫡
I had to cut out some parts about domestic life, because of the limit, but if anyone would be interested, I'm more than happy to transcribe it in the morning!
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.
Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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Sometimes I feel like I'm too old to still be unpacking my trauma and then I remember that
1. 30s isn't that old
2. If I don't do it now, I'll still be doing it at 50
3. My parents didn't even start processing their own trauma until 65+ so I'm winning here
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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Ppl love to say “we are living in Orwell’s 1984!!!” about everything but the shift from Trump starting the idea of a tiktok ban to “Trump is saving tiktok!” is theeee most egregious example of doublethink I’ve ever seen in real life like it’s embarrassing lmao
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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sign language & linguistics resource!
linguist Adam Schembri has been updating his amazing resource, What All Linguists Should Know (about sign languages). It's a really fantastic repository of info, including some really great basics that are great for students and non-linguists as well. Please share widely! I'll also copy a few links from his page, just as highlights:
What is sign language? (Schembri, 2013) https://theconversation.com/explainer-what-is-sign-language-21453 
How many sign languages are there? (Glottolog) https://glottolog.org/resource/languoid/id/sign1238 (short answer: at least 220)
How are sign languages acquired? (Lillo-Martin & Henner, 2021) https://www.annualreviews.org/doi/abs/10.1146/annurev-linguistics-043020-092357
I recommend that anyone interested in or studying linguistics at any level (from hobbyist to professional!) ask themselves (and colleagues, instructors, students, etc), frequently: wait - is that true about languages in general, or just spoken languages? Have we done any research about how this works in other modalities? Keep asking the question!
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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This is probably my favorite image of all time I first saw it years ago and it has stuck in my head since then. The only vibes I’ll ever need
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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I don't think it's necessarily plastic to learn how to fake laugh at bad or corny jokes I think it's legitimately a skill worth developing to make life a little nicer at work like last night my older coworkers were all doing the "Alright see you guys next year!" joke and I don't want the last thing they saw that year to be someone rolling their eyes
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 12 hours ago
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Mark Vomit (2020)
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