#gary and barry

[bluntshavingrazor]

11/2/2024

A friend and I had to write an essay for school entitled "The Best Book in the World" (For context, both him and me have left high school and been through University already, as is tradition in these dreams). We ended up finding a graphic novel called "The Best Meal in the World" which was about an anthropomorphic bear training to become a chef and make the eponymous Best Meal to impress his teacher. The book was awful, and that led us on a deep rabbit hole of just reading the worst books we could find, which were all graphic novels for some reason. Some highlights (lowlights?) included:

A book about a magician being investigated for animal abuse because of his signature trick where he juggles frogs,

A romance comic about two typical middle-aged football fans called, like, Gary and Barry, who realise they're gay and in love. It might have been touching, except it was a photocomic and all the photos had clearly been taken on someone's phone in the middle of an actual football game.

Something about a mouse working as a maid and struggling to perform her duties because she was a mouse and only a few inches high. She just complained all the time though, which did not make her endearing as a character.

My parents being shown around an old manor house which had been preserved as a museum. No plot, just a graphic novel which was a museum tour and starred my parents for some reason.

[itsdefinitely]

g…Gary Goldstein……….m…….Mabye……w…with his bf (man in a hurry)🥺

silly guys <3

[ashtxeman]

Hatchetfield texts ❤️

Macnamaras message was provided by @venomousray :)

[venomousray]

A large collection of stupid hatchetfield guys over silly little guys. There’s actually more of these than I could fit in the post, so I’ll repost this with the other two!

(Gary and Ruth are by @ashtxeman the rest are by me)

[eldritch-ace]

can i request a silly attorney in a hurry doodle??

They’re at Emdroid and Paul 23’s wedding :3

I love two men that go “YUMMY” and “EEEEEE” (I just rewatched Black Friday lol)

Original Request Post

[ororthor-25]

When the attorney is in a hurry or smth, idk

Let my last art of the year be Hatchetfield yaoi, this is what defines me anyway

[not-for-kidz]

[inkwell-stimboards]

Attorney In A Hurry Stimboard

⛧With related stims

☾ self-indulgent

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[shvmblr]

for the requests.. more Attorney in a Hurry pls?

he needs to stop yapping so they can get where they need to go!!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Bailey: So do you recognize any of these men?

Peter: I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.

Bailey: Do you remember what he was singing?

Peter: I think it was that song "I Want it That Way"?

Bailey: Back Street Boys, I'm familiar, ok. Number one can you please sing the opening to I Want it That Way?

Bill: Really? Ok. You are my fire.

Bailey: Number two keep it going.

Tom: The one desire.

Bailey: Number three.

Gary: Believe when I say.

Bailey: Number four.

Barry: I want it that way.

Bailey: Tell me why!

Numbers 1-5: Ain't nothing but a heartache

Bailey: Tell me why!

Numbers 1-5: Ain't nothing but a mistake.

Bailey: Now number five.

Henry: I never wanna hear you say!

Bailey: Woo!

Numbers 1-5: I want it that way.

Bailey: Chills, literal chills.

Peter: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.

Bailey: Oh my God, I forgot about that part.

[xylophxn]

Idk, they're in a hurry but this time in colour.

[lycaeons]

just look at them.

[ashtxeman]

compilation of the best noncanon ship (swiftstein)

[justtrashperson]

attorney in a hurry?

(gary x miah)

hear me out.....................

oh I think this is a silly ship lmao

but I do like em

Bonus bc theyre silly:

a crack Black friday AU where the apocalypse stopped before it escalated even further (probably just after feast or famine or something) and they suddenly went on a date

[websitewizard2005]

attorney in a hurry divorce lawyer au. when.

[biologyologyy]

they