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I wonder what would they do with the star trek franchise after the war? Like would they end the show? Would they continue as it is and get backlash for not including real aliens? Or would they try to retroactively incorporate andalites etc in the lore of the show? And most importantly, would they let Marco pitch his star trek ideas??
Also I just started watching ds9 last month (it's the first star trek I'm watching, it's great) and like it was airing during the war and it has A) an antagonistic/villian group of shapeshifters who infiltrate positions of power and B) a protagonist with a worm symbiot. And I can't stop wondering what the reaction to that would be after the war is in the open, would people think yeerks were involved in the production of the show?
No, I completely agree that sci fi is going to get awkward in the years after Animorphs ends. I haven't seen Star Trek, but that's why I have a through line in my fics about everyone suddenly not knowing what to make of X-Files, and the implication that the show itself is getting weird. It's partially because I have Thoughts about X-Files's wasted potential; it's mostly because I think postwar sci fi will be forced to grapple with all kinds of funny aneurysm energy (where events that occur after a work of fiction make that work deeply disturbing in hindsight).
Star Trek and other sci fi are going to have an upheaval after the yeerk invasion comes out. Kind of like the tectonic impact of the 9/11 murders on Hollywood, or the world's current ambivalence about COVID in fiction. I imagine there will be a lot of strictly metaphorical treatments of events (e.g. Inside and COVID, War of the Worlds and the NYC attacks). A lot of attempts to force the mold of a simple good vs. evil story (e.g. Glass Onion and COVID, Batman vs. Superman and the NYC attacks). Probably not a whole lot of nuance, at least not from Hollywood and not in those first years.
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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.
Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3
#superman#batman#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc#he has to problem solve soooooooo much; he mustve made it a habit at some point#everyones at least a little entertained by it. sometimes the brain behaves the way it wants to#if he has no one to bother he will resort to traditional methods#which include talking to himself for hours OR talking to a little duckie or bat or toy or whatever little guy is on his console for the day#which is objectively funny and entertaining when you rollback camera footage#but hes always grumpier after an afternoon with no headway#so clark is called in before Bruce gives himself an aneurysm lmao
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HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did
#watching dazai have an aneurysm while chuuya yelled at him to stop bitching was so funny#also not him just sitting there while dazai used his broken bloody arms and legs to pull fyodor out😭#bitch you have gravity manipulation USE IT.#i'm gonna be so honest i don't think meursault arc is over#sigh....ada reunion in 2025....manifesting#anyway i loved skk this chp they were stupid asf as usual#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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that post that basically said suits was about how the entire elite male population is desperate to fuck harvey but the only guy he wants to fuck is mike, who refuses to fuck him? i think about it constantly.
#the idea that both mike and harvey could’ve been bi but mike wasn’t into harvey is both comedy and tragedy like#the ONE guy he wants loves and adores him but absolutely refuses to fuck him#that brooklyn loser NEEDS to let my babygirlfail hit//mike im begging you#it would be funny is mikes type is pathetic men#so harvey is simply not his type#he did let trevor and harold hit tho#harvey has an aneurysm the day he finds out#harvey specter#mike ross#marvey#only bc the day mike realizes harvey kept his apartment he had officially reached pathetic softie status and thus was officially his type
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so since Caesar was raised by humans it means he has no idea how apes do some things and it cracks me up thinking of him as the most oblivious bloke whenever cornelia would flirt with him
cornelia: *making lovey dovey eyes at caesar* *shares food with him* *sits with him in the evening and helps groom him etc*
caesar, confused but appreciated: hello yes thank you :)
caesar, later: idk she isnt as mean to me anymore and shares her food with me and sits with me in the evenings and we groom each other so maybe she kinda likes me?
rocket, suffering secondhand embarrassment and exasperation of watching Caesar's total obliviousness to Cornelia's flirting for the last two weeks and is about to burst a vein: yeah caesar maybe she does
and like i mentioned earlier that blue eyes inherited his father's dense mind of course so does cornelius. so years down the line Cornelius is an adolescent and has perfected the art of not taking a hint whenever some ape is flirting with him
rocket, watching with tears in his eyes as cornelius fails to take a hint for the umpteenth time: oh caesar it's like you're right here with us. you and your lineage of stupid
#kinda companion part to my earlier post#rocket is gonna have an aneurysm if caesar's obliviousness keeps reaching new levels#he thought it was funny as hell when blue eyes was the same and teased his nephew endlessly about it#when rocket sees cornelius be just the same he sheds a few tears and for a moment it feels like caesar is right there beside him#planet of the apes#pota#caesar#cornelia#rocket#cornelius#rise of the planet of the apes#dawn of the planet of the apes#war for the planet of the apes#rotpota#dotpota#wftpota#wisdom of gamelpar
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who wants to hear about my new bkdk au. you do? yes you do. perfect
izuku works at a home depot/lowes kinda store. yippee! and katsuki needs a pipe extension for his lawn plumbing or something idk. and he has literally no idea what he's looking for or what kinda part he needs. katsuki is a very capable guy in general but. not with this.
he walks into the store and immediately is overwhelmed, oh boy what aisle does he even start with. maybe he should have brought mina with him. or just not even come here okay maybe time to leave-
omg heyy meet-cute time! here's an employee who can tell that katsuki is very much out of his depth and is ready to help him. ooh turns out this lowes depot worker is Very Attractive and Smart and like Really Buff. what's that? his name tag says izuku? who could have seen that coming
anyways. he's super nice and is rlly efficient with helping katsuki find the part he needs. and he helps him check out and is like "have a nice day :-) !" and katsuki is like ok i need to see this man again. like, 30 more times again
so he goes back home and starts looking around for random Totally Necessary home improvement projects that require random parts. and this is a definitely valid excuse to go back to that lowes depot worker and ""flirt"" like a total idiot. yes, great idea katsuki
izuku's coworkers have totally clocked what's going on, btw. every time katsuki walks into the store, ochako radios izuku (for all the employees to hear btw) that his man is here. izuku definitely gets embarrassed but ofc he still scrambles to go to katsuki like heyy do u need help again! because i am here! to help u!
they're both kind of dumb. but it's okay because so is this au
#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bakugo katsuki#izuku midoriya#bakudeku#bkdk#dkbk#dekubaku#sorry I have no idea why i wrote this post Like That. i hope it was funny at least </3#trying to romanticize my life rn is it working#bro i almost had an aneurysm typing their first names for this post#what do you mean i have to call bakugo '''''katsuki''''' we are not close enough to be doing all that
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now me personally I think whoever @ snl spitballed the idea of moo deng throwing a diva tantrum to make fun of chappell roan having boundaries should be put in ye olde medieval stocks over the course of their first three day weekend in years
#mine#or i'm just getting hungry#moo deng#snl#chappell roan#so much has happened since they went off-season & they chose... a woman making her boundaries clear#and the girl that made the sound of spitting on a d- who ppl somehow deluded themselves into thinking was funny#if they said demure I would've had an aneurysm
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The Lingsha character trailer is so much funnier when you know the voicelines of the characters in line (Jingliu, Luocha, Blade, etc).
She emphasizes that matters of the heart (like Huohuo's fear) need to be treated with "medicines of the heart".
We know that Mara-struck, like Jingliu and Blade, struggle with emotions because strong emotions trigger the Mara (hence the attachment to memories with strong emotions an the treatment of Blade's mara by supressing/wiping those memories).
Luocha is also considered an Abomination of the Abundance in some capacity (cough possibly an Emanator cough) and has a demeanor that's typically calm and collected, a human capybara if you will. Jingliu says he's "got a hole in his heart that he exhausts himself trying to fill" so this could also lend to this idea that he too cannot have extreme emotions for some reason.
Anyways the point of all this analysis that the three of them are literally going to therapy about it. Lingsha is gonna be rich and overworked with how many characters desperately need that. Good luck, queen.
#honkai star rail#finis analyzes#lingsha#luocha#jingliu#blade#This is way late ik but it's just funny#I can't stop giggling#The Otto expy is getting therapy this is unforeseen#Welt is gonna have an aneurysm it he finds out#''he read the book I gave him??''#Blade and Jingliu too they're like yaknow what fuck Mara i'm gonna get professional mental help#good for them#i wonder if Lingsha will approve of Luocha and Jingliu coping by killing a god with another god
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the "pop" in "snap, crackle and pop" actually symbolises the blood vessels in noah's brain, which are going to rupture from the stress of his situation, killing him instantly.
#secret bad end: aneurysm#/j#the idea of giving the rk fic multiple endings is so funny to me. it's like--#the world's worst dating sim or something#6am obligatory post; dark humour edition#i'll probably delete this one tomorrow#rice krispies fic#shitposting#no main tags we die like noah post-aneurysm#or like alejandro post-rabies#🤷♀️#tw dark humor
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I went back and watched Fit's vod from today. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CALLED PAC PERFECT.
TWICE.
#CHAT MADE ONE COMMENT ON IT AND MOVED ON???#I NEED TO KNOW PAC AND HIS CHATS REACTION DID ANYONE CATCH THAT?????#OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE FIT GOT AWAY WITH THAT#fit was really fighting for his life today this was so funny#'no one appreciates slowburn before!'#'its like a fine wine you gotta let it ferment for a while!'#JUST GOT TO THOSE AS IM TYPING WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL#WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION#earlier chat said 'who are you trying to fool?' and fit answered 'myself'#thats some angst fanfiction material right there#im having an aneurysm with every goddamn dono huevitos are out for BLOOD#becca rambles#qsmp#qsmp fit#fitpac
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as revenge for all of the various atrocities veils has inflicted on the scoundrel (physical and psychological) she's decided to enact the ultimate form of revenge: walking around in broad neathlight with the worst fashion sense possible. i'm talking the WORST fabric quality in existence. i'm talking colors that clash so bad she's inventing 90s radical fashion like a century before the 90s even happen. i'm talking shoulderpads that can't even shoulderpad right. the vake annihilates her before she even makes it out the door
#yet another hypothetical scenario that's the manifestation of my twisted mind. a glimpse would drive you insane etc etc#yin-thoughts#fallen london#i just think it's funny if she cant outmaneuver veils whatsoever in 99% of ways#but she CAN get under its skin by simply having poor taste.#give that bat's clothing hyperfixation wired brain an aneurysm just by looking at her#sidenote im really normal abt the fact veils canonically made the mr cards robe. does it handle all of the master's outfits#after BaL do they all slowly become super unswag because the guy making their drip got a little too silly with it and Died™#these are the important existential quandaries one must ask as a spacebat fan
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guys yk all the harry is actually snape’s child AU’s, ok that but with dick Grayson. Everyone staring at this colorful joyful man who likes v-necks with popped collars and his bitch of a dad who has never seen the sun. And obv’s dick knows that John wasn’t his bio dad (bc Bruce is paranoid) but just assumed whoever he was was part of the court of owls and dick will never go to a secondary location with him bc of this.
#snape: why do u keep avoiding me?#dick: um maybe i don’t want to be tourtured into a mindless weapon??#snape: what the fuck#severus snape#dick grayson#nightwing#I think this would be fun with like a good malfoy family#also including John in this is so funny#snape: magic is real#dick: yea I know??? points to the worlds most hated magic user#snape has an aneurysm#it’s the one thing snape and Bruce agree on#I think it’d also be cool if dick had some secret magic powers that like slade or the court repressed for evil reasons#crossover#writing ideas#fic prompt#fic ideas#I have so many
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me and my beautiful beautiful wife:33333333333
#hdhsaghdshadaghghdas#thank you ari ilysm#this is sofuckigng funny#me and her are just#the most beautiful woman in the whole wide world and . just some guy#😭😭😭😭😭#i love her so fucking bad#i am staring at her so hard i'm about to have an aneurysm#miswan
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shrugging and continuing on with my life. george apologetics are unnecessary on my part he can throw the book and discourse with the best of them himself . and he will
#being a george enjoyer is indeed a moral failing in some ways#one offset by the fact of how funny he is. walt whitman wouldve had an aneurysm trying to comprehend george russell#schrodinger wouldve put him in a box and saved himself some animal cruelty allegations in his thought experiments#atext#f1
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no context jemaine
#reading this not knowing what was he talking about gave me an aneurysm#i love you jemaine#king you are so funny 😭#jemaine clement
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"A lot of people's trauma gets worse when they finally feel safe" literally fuck me, dude. So the thing I have always been specifically afraid of is true and my inability to leave the metaphorical battlefield is in its own FUCKED up way totally rationalized? And if I ever step off it and get what I want by some miracle, there's a chance that the blowout will then immediately cause me to lose what I spent a lifetime chasing? In an endless cycle of never escaping some shit that happened to me before I was even old enough to understand it? Thats SO awesome dude, should I run into traffic???
#sairambles#vent post#I'm sorry I'm like REALLY thinking about it and I'm just like WHAT the FUUUUUUUCK#I'm gonna have an aneurysm and live blog the aneurysm#I am FINE just. WHEW.#It's funny in a cosmic sense just like. Really man come on LOL#anyway
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