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mercipourlevenim · 9 months ago

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no context jemaine

#reading this not knowing what was he talking about gave me an aneurysm #i love you jemaine #king you are so funny 😭#jemaine clement

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jonsnowunemploymentera · 3 months ago

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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....

Oh yes he would!

One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014

GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017

In fact he already has ☺️

#asoiaf #jon snow #yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo #I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre #he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium #the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap #at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists #but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy #he LOVES a good epic #he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi #and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf #the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations #almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role #and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf #like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit #ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc #did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life #funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja #grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them #never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists #like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh

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rt3nenbaum · 2 months ago

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fernando on his way to mexico with aston martin team doctor rahul chotai 🫂

#no one told rahul fernando is kind of a weirdo and makes you take off your shoes on his jet and gives you nanotillas instead 😭#fernando only wearing boss shoes is so funny to me #so true king take advantage of that boss contract!!#fernando alonso #rahul chotai #aston martin #f1

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sanasanakun · 5 days ago

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Jimmy’s relationship to suicide is a little funny. Like he crashes out (literally) in the beginning and immediately is like AHHHHH!!!!!! -fetal position rocking sobbing- and then he survives and he’s gotta be awkwardly standing there going “oh….ummmmm well that was weird amirite, guys? Geez, who would…who would KILL THEMSELVES like THAT? I mean come on.” And later when he finds out about the Cyropod I just know he was like “um fuckinggggg score let’s gooooo” but when Swansea calls him a coward he immediately pivots to shooting himself as Plan B. Which is….just an amazing leap in logic. An absolute masterclass example of thinking on the fly from Mr. Jimmy Mouthwashing. And again before he activates Plan B he has an AHHHHH!!!!!! -fetal position rocking sobbing- sequence. Like brother….the second crash out is too much. make up your mind lol

#I just know he’s the guy that pulls the oh yeah? well I’m gonna KILL MYSELF card whenever things don’t go his way #also suicide isn’t funny but it is when Jimmy Mouthwashing tries it lol #you know good on him for kind of thinking on the fly we love an impulsive king (we don’t)#also the real suicidal king award goes to Curly #mans was struggling wayyyyyyyyy before the crash he was on the edge of a breakdown 😭 god bless #tw suicide #mouthwashing #jimmy mouthwashing #a little harrowing to put funny and suicide in the same sentence but also kind of hilarious #I am severely sleep deprived and malnourished rn though so I might be making no sense #jimmy I love you pls come hold me lmao

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hollowhauntedheart · 28 days ago

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I found this on Pinterest… they may be straight white men but they’re MY straight white men… eyes turn red… keep my kittens’ names OUT… of your mouth… growls…

#hollywood undead #sorry this shit so funny #I can’t even tell if it’s ironic #it had the caption hollywood undead slander so like 😭😭#keep your head up kings I love you #im so tired #it’s a great day #swan songs #awesome sauce

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justablanketreally · 10 months ago

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rick and morty wiki: rick *implies* he might be neurodivergent in mort: ragnarick. this means he COULD have autism, adhd, bipolar disorder, ocd, or a number of other conditions BUT it’s unlikely because he’s so dang smart! we just don’t know !!

rick in the show: you know autistic people? that’s me. im one of them. other people know im autistic too and im cool with that. im not neurotypical. just so we’re clear im not neurotypical in an autistic way

#LIKE??#i mean so much happens in the show maybe they missed it but ricks autism neurodivergentness has been stated at least 3 other times before 😭#sorry im going through the wikis and they’re mostly pretty thorough i just thought it was funny how they messed up here #like kings you don’t need to list every condition that falls under neurodivergent to guess which one applies to rick #he already told us !!!#rick and morty

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marciliedonato · 1 year ago

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In the words of captain Raymond Holt, everything is garbage. Never love anything ever

#brooklyn nine nine #😔😔🤧#I've been thinking abt this all morning it was the 1st thing I saw when I woke up and just quietly went “what the fuck 😃'#B99 #Go easy king you were so funny and v young #andre braugher #Edit: he died on my birthday??? I thought it was the 12th damn bro double whammy 😭😭

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 7 months ago

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ARI LOOK AT THIS SUKUGO SLIDSHOW JDJDJDNDM

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWsWGjX/

PHDKDJDIDJDJ CANONNNNNNN 😭😭 PLSSS ashley i love them so much….. they’re so insanely funny…… ”i like men too!” .. the heart eyes…. gojo getting on his tippy toes …. 😭 sukugo invented romance fr

also . for some reason i was reminded of this image💀

#😭😭😭#THATS OUR ICON…#gojo my gay king i will never let you go #personally i am a bi!sugu x gay!toru truther 🙏#BUT . that tiktok made me laugh it was so cute and funny thank you my beloved 😭#THE ART WAS SO TASTY TOO #that’s how the fight should have ended fr…#ask tag ✩#ashley !! ✩#jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers

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goldfish-fhr · 10 months ago

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When the only friend you have left also wants to leave you.

Okay but genuinely hope there’s an option to tell rat king no on the legs haha Oro is gunna freak out

#Marcos—yes of course you can have a body #Oro—Why??? so you can leave??? so you can leave me too??????? why would you need a body I can carry you around in my expensive bags 🥺😭😭😭😭#it will never not be funny that oro only has rat king at the end of retri #goldfish art

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jadelemonadee · 3 months ago

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the glazing is otherworldly

#“ready to yield him all lawful submission” ok bro just suck it already /j #the way he kisses up to the king is so funny to me 😭😭😭🙏 relax brother #i dont care if this is how people acted back then im having FUN ❤️#seabury the glazer you are

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countv0ncunt · 2 days ago

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Let me just say how RUDE it is that the official Obscura game description calls Oleander a gadfly. He is a DELIGHT. I see no flaws in his personality, only joy

#he and i would get along so well if he were a real person #though i suppose people would find that combo just as annoying as Vesper + Oleander 😭#anyway #justice for my king #i love you man with so many names #obscura vn #obscura oleander #calling him a gadfly to his face is very funny btw and the devs are VERY funny (genuinely)

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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I apologize for how incredibly specific and niche this is, but aahhhh whenever people call rbr Seb a "boy king", I can literally only think about this statuette:

1. Because I think it gives the same angelic but mischievous vibe as Seb

2. Because it is a statue of a literal boy king

3. The ringlets and big eyes.....

#my next historical seb au? 👀🤭#im so glad rbr is austrian bcs if fits all the historical AUs i would want to make #also this post is mainly just: this statue has been haunting my brain for a while and i must brainrot over it #most slayful statue ive ever seen #its a shame i cant really find any good paintings of this emperor from when he was this age #i guess im just curious about what colors he'd wear #though i think he was blonde which fits :)#anyways ref i guess!! just wanted to share my vision :D #ik its quite random and niche but you guys should know to expect that from me atp 🤧#i think ive said this before but its funny cause when i read f1 fic im not usually a big fan of AUs. i prefer canon fic #but then any time i wanna draw art or have ideas for art its just literally only historical au 😭😭😭#catie.rambling.txt #art #boy king au

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tinukis · 1 year ago

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too shy to share this thought on twt so it goes here heyyy anyway um

im just thinking about a world where asura failed to save nika and could never forgive himself so he vows that he'd save him in another life. he doesnt expect nika to forgive him, but he does. nika doesnt even think he has to forgive him because of his unwavering faith in nika

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