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mercipourlevenim · 8 months ago

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no context jemaine

#reading this not knowing what was he talking about gave me an aneurysm #i love you jemaine #king you are so funny 😭#jemaine clement

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jonsnowunemploymentera · 2 months ago

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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....

Oh yes he would!

One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014

GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017

In fact he already has ☺️

#asoiaf #jon snow #yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo #I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre #he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium #the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap #at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists #but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy #he LOVES a good epic #he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi #and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf #the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations #almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role #and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf #like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit #ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc #did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life #funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja #grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them #never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists #like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh

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rt3nenbaum · 1 month ago

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fernando on his way to mexico with aston martin team doctor rahul chotai 🫂

#no one told rahul fernando is kind of a weirdo and makes you take off your shoes on his jet and gives you nanotillas instead 😭#fernando only wearing boss shoes is so funny to me #so true king take advantage of that boss contract!!#fernando alonso #rahul chotai #aston martin #f1

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justablanketreally · 9 months ago

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rick and morty wiki: rick *implies* he might be neurodivergent in mort: ragnarick. this means he COULD have autism, adhd, bipolar disorder, ocd, or a number of other conditions BUT it’s unlikely because he’s so dang smart! we just don’t know !!

rick in the show: you know autistic people? that’s me. im one of them. other people know im autistic too and im cool with that. im not neurotypical. just so we’re clear im not neurotypical in an autistic way

#LIKE??#i mean so much happens in the show maybe they missed it but ricks autism neurodivergentness has been stated at least 3 other times before 😭#sorry im going through the wikis and they’re mostly pretty thorough i just thought it was funny how they messed up here #like kings you don’t need to list every condition that falls under neurodivergent to guess which one applies to rick #he already told us !!!#rick and morty

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marciliedonato · 1 year ago

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In the words of captain Raymond Holt, everything is garbage. Never love anything ever

#brooklyn nine nine #😔😔🤧#I've been thinking abt this all morning it was the 1st thing I saw when I woke up and just quietly went “what the fuck 😃'#B99 #Go easy king you were so funny and v young #andre braugher #Edit: he died on my birthday??? I thought it was the 12th damn bro double whammy 😭😭

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 6 months ago

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ARI LOOK AT THIS SUKUGO SLIDSHOW JDJDJDNDM

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWsWGjX/

PHDKDJDIDJDJ CANONNNNNNN 😭😭 PLSSS ashley i love them so much….. they’re so insanely funny…… ”i like men too!” .. the heart eyes…. gojo getting on his tippy toes …. 😭 sukugo invented romance fr

also . for some reason i was reminded of this image💀

#😭😭😭#THATS OUR ICON…#gojo my gay king i will never let you go #personally i am a bi!sugu x gay!toru truther 🙏#BUT . that tiktok made me laugh it was so cute and funny thank you my beloved 😭#THE ART WAS SO TASTY TOO #that’s how the fight should have ended fr…#ask tag ✩#ashley !! ✩#jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers

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goldfish-fhr · 9 months ago

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When the only friend you have left also wants to leave you.

Okay but genuinely hope there’s an option to tell rat king no on the legs haha Oro is gunna freak out

#Marcos—yes of course you can have a body #Oro—Why??? so you can leave??? so you can leave me too??????? why would you need a body I can carry you around in my expensive bags 🥺😭😭😭😭#it will never not be funny that oro only has rat king at the end of retri #goldfish art

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jadelemonadee · 2 months ago

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the glazing is otherworldly

#“ready to yield him all lawful submission” ok bro just suck it already /j #the way he kisses up to the king is so funny to me 😭😭😭🙏 relax brother #i dont care if this is how people acted back then im having FUN ❤️#seabury the glazer you are

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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I apologize for how incredibly specific and niche this is, but aahhhh whenever people call rbr Seb a "boy king", I can literally only think about this statuette:

1. Because I think it gives the same angelic but mischievous vibe as Seb

2. Because it is a statue of a literal boy king

3. The ringlets and big eyes.....

#my next historical seb au? 👀🤭#im so glad rbr is austrian bcs if fits all the historical AUs i would want to make #also this post is mainly just: this statue has been haunting my brain for a while and i must brainrot over it #most slayful statue ive ever seen #its a shame i cant really find any good paintings of this emperor from when he was this age #i guess im just curious about what colors he'd wear #though i think he was blonde which fits :)#anyways ref i guess!! just wanted to share my vision :D #ik its quite random and niche but you guys should know to expect that from me atp 🤧#i think ive said this before but its funny cause when i read f1 fic im not usually a big fan of AUs. i prefer canon fic #but then any time i wanna draw art or have ideas for art its just literally only historical au 😭😭😭#catie.rambling.txt #art #boy king au

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tinukis · 11 months ago

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too shy to share this thought on twt so it goes here heyyy anyway um

im just thinking about a world where asura failed to save nika and could never forgive himself so he vows that he'd save him in another life. he doesnt expect nika to forgive him, but he does. nika doesnt even think he has to forgive him because of his unwavering faith in nika

AAAHDIWHDKWJDKHQODHQOFJWJDKQMDOQNDJQJDNOQDNOWBDW

#WAAAAUGHHH IM HAVING BRAINWORMS #oda why did u make luffy a sun god and zoro a demon #do you expect me to be normal about my favorite ship canonically having a god/demon trope because #you expected wrong im not normal #help me #save me demon/god zolu... save me #zolu #im so INSANE #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #IGMWJDPQJOFJQLFIAOCJWOFHQKHDJI)3@/$8!😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#my brainworms are being fed #and they are growinf STRONGER #AND I CANT CONTROL IT OR STOP IT AAAAAAUGFKWHDKWHDLQJFLJWLFJQ #LORD I CANT DO THIS LORDDDD #I GOT INTO ONE PIECE FOR THE FUNNY PIRATES #WHAT THE FUCK IS SUN GOD AND KING OF HELL #I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT PIRATES #tin talks #more like DAIN IS LOSING HIS FUCKING MIND

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ladybuggiee · 1 month ago

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random scenario generator + bev and the losers (ben and bevs😭)

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moe-broey · 3 months ago

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Sketch I accidentally put too close between other doodles

#i gotta get better at figuring out where battle scars would go... esp bc i'm so detailed about moe all the time LMFAO #one thing about the moefonse dynamic. is i think each envies the other to a degree.#in my notes i once described alfonse's feelings about moe as seeing an angel.#a beacon of the beauty life has to offer and hope. the magic and awe of seeing someone who is overtly and unapologetically queer #the beauty of seeing someone just fagging it up. with attitude. outspoken and crude.#writing that note was extremely funny though like. moe? we're talking about the same guy?#my shitass fuckhead homunculus who has every disease? guy who failed in every facet of life EXCEPT for the Bad things?#bc that's all it is and all it ever will be? a bad fucking thing. that guy????#well. it's a matter of perspective... perhaps.....#another focal part is how each have made all-or-nothing sacrifices to live the way they live.#alfonse will never be his own person so long as he's a prince and eventually king. he will always be whatever he Needs to be.#but he's also someone who's wired in such a way that. this makes sense for him. this IS what he wants and embraces it #esp for the good of all. 'those w power should use it to protect those who don't' (ashnard interaction)#that's his mentality. that's what he believes in. that's what he's going to embody no matter the cost.#meanwhile... moe. well. you know about moe. it's a tale as old as time for queer people unfortunately.#endlessly complicated on moe's end as well. the way it both resents and envies what alfonse is able to do.#idk i can talk about it forever. but i gotta organize my tags here i CAN'T HIT LIMIT 😭😭😭#moe tag #fe alfonse #moe lore #summoner oc #my art

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necromycologist · 2 months ago

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considering the dearth of knowledge about the old kingdom's existence/politics/governance/etc in ancelstierre, it is my firm and unshakeable belief that most ancelstierrians assume that sabriel is the queen regnant of the ok, and touchstone is just her boytoy

#home cooked hijinks #this is. not to say that EYE think that about him #imo touchstone has adapted remarkably well re: the interregnum AND ancelstierrian tech/culture AND being The King #despite not being raised or trained as such.#'touchstone is kinda stupid' truthers so funny like. bro fell prey to the characters facade thats meant to be deconstructed by the reader 😭#HOWEVER. i like to think that he does deliberately play this up for diplomatic occasions #like. thats queen sabriel. went to fantasy eton. good connections imposing mysterious. force to be reckoned with. scary.#thats prince consort (?) luckstole (?? smth weird). obviously Foreign. pierced ears. talking about kilts or something. beefy. not a threat.#until. Whoops! you played yourself!!!!#also. if im honest. itf just deeply funny to me to think about everyone repeatedly misadressing touchstone as prince consort. loser <3 #the old kingdom

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vincent-desharnais · 1 month ago

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@ canucks: squad’s lookin’ the part for myers’ milestone night! 🤌

#vincent desharnais #vancouver canucks #HEEEELP MY BABY GIRL IS A BOUNCER FOR HALLOWEEN IG...#😭 his resting angry face / bald ass head is so funny knowing hes actually full of love and joy and shaves yearly for charity #i love you king i'll wait for your beautiful salt and pepper hair to grow back #*my pics

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whereismyhat5678 · 1 year ago

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Well I don't know if you remember king ghost or not, but what if he start fighting with John e cheese by possessing the machine and John fight with his fork.

John win

Also... give the biggest f hat.

I don’t know how to directly answer this one-

But I think I see what your saying, like Ghost King gets in a fight with John e Cheese, then John e Cheese posses a machine to defeat Ghost King, ALSO with his pitchfork-

….

Okay I think I got it-

(I made him possess a cotton picker- I’m telling ya those things look pretty frickin scary-💀)

Also bonus for that last part, did you buy any chance want him in a big hat?

Cuz I- Cuz I can do that-

#Pizza Tower #Right away I’m so sorry if I got the question wrong- 🥲 I think I got what you wanted but it was a bit hard to understand I’m sorry- 😭#I still think it came out funny though. I liked drawing John in a hat it was the best part for me 😂#John e Cheese #Ghost King #Request :D #Ask #Anon ask

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francy-sketches · 2 years ago

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The villains wiki is so funny I love how it has a 'hobby' section which in daemon's case consists of 'causing chaos' and 'antagonizing otto hightower' good for him for having fun little side projects :)

#.txt #the aegon goals one is so funny #goals: avoid being crowned as king (failed)#does joffrey have hobbies hold on #'justifying his atrocities' so true #'torturing his subjects through ✨inventive ways✨' why are you praising his creativity 😭#help why are half the characters here. is it just anyone who did anything slightly evil #WHAT DID MACE DO #i love bobby b's hobby section bc its like. drinking😈 whoring😈 spending time with his friends 💗 tormenting his squires 😈#surprised that cersei's hobbies dont include 'being mean to tommen'#criston's hobby is 'following orders' girl that is not a hobby that's just your job #start doing yoga or smth maybe that will fix you #why is tywin the only normal one. hobbies: hunting. fishing. studying 💗 seems like a lovely old man :)#hold on i gotta make a separate post for this

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