#funky little purple bastard

[7er1ch0]

I've gotten over being a little bitch and finally played Fire emblem three hopes.

I’d like to thank it for answering a certain question.  Do I just ship Dimitri and Byleth, or do I just have a big fat crush on Dimitri

the answer is I'm a fucking simp for that rat of a man.

That being said while I am to invested in Dimileth.  I'm just invested in Shez with this game, so time to draw them romancing their way through all three lords.

no one is safe

[toskarin]

recently put together a broad-spectrum album recommendation list for an oomfie, but it felt like it'd be fun to throw this on tumblr as a blunt force answer to everyone who's asked for album recommendations from me

no particular order, no particular quality threshold, no particular mood, no particular genre, we're shooting for variety here

if there's one uniting factor, it's probably "most of this would be considered 'extreme' music" but even then there's plenty of wildcards mixed in to keep you on your toes

enormous recommendation list below the break

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秘部痺れHIBUSHIBIRE - Magical Metamorphosis Third Eye

の子 - 神聖かまってちゃん

Envy - All The Footprints You've Ever Left And The Fear Expecting Ahead

asami - 屑籠

Blind Girls - Residue

COLD DEW - 欲​欲​YUYU

The Angelic Process - Weighing Souls With Sand

[ALBUM ART IS A SURGERY PHOTO] Maenad Veyl - Reassessment

abriction - Banshee

The Sweet Release of Death - The Blissful Joy of Living

Orchestroll - Hyperwide Lustre

Luminescence - 羞Shyness

Mahti - Musiikki 1

Evvolves - Mosses

Nastia Y - Robot Meaheret

Limbs - Everything Under Heaven

Grima - Will of the Primordial

Full of Hell - Full Of Hell & Merzbow

No Point in Living - Idolatry

Sadness - Leave

Marmalade Butcher - Onomatomani​[​a​]​kus

An Autumn For Crippled Children - try not to destroy everything you love

Theodor Bastard - Beloe: Hunting For Fierce Beasts

My Bloody Valentine - Ecstasy and Wine

ベス・クーパーに+現代日本縮図+色覚異常 - SUCKER PUNCH 2​：​FATALITY

Anti-God Hand - Blight Year

Nadja - Radiance Of Shadows

Thousand Leaves - Twilight Symphony

Ultar - Kadath

群青リボン - 夢の底

Mind Matter - Les Brumes de l'Abandon

Beast Jesus - Distributed Denial of Self

Ethereal Shroud - Trisagion

Trhä - Endlh​ë​ton​ë​g

Signs of the Dying Summer - Oto jest Pustka

i, of the trees and wind - Cry of the Forest

Hypnodrone Ensemble - The Shape of Space

The Stalin - 虫

Story of Hope - Historia

DOPE PURPLE & BERSERK - This Is The Harsh Trip For New Psyche

HEALTH - GET COLOR

Nghtly - An Afflicted Body

Ekselsior Rec. - Funky Impulse '17

Sigillum Azoetia - Erennwell

Little Nemo - Turquoise Fields

VANDAL - 地​獄​変

Sacrimoon - I'm gonna miss you

Havukruunu - Kuu Erkylän Yllä

пуща - éph​é​m​è​re

The Elements - Elementary

Second to Sun - Nocturnal Philosophy

have fun!

[georgies-ftts]

my genuine thoughts and reactions watching One Piece as someone who has never consumed a different piece of One Piece media before

spoilers… obviously…

Episode 1:

thick glaswegian accent straight away you’ve won me over

this guys moustache is immaculate kinda looks like every version of captain hook ever mushed into one

i recognise the scottish guy

random guy #374’s sideburns are… definitely there

slay drop a bomb before you’re executed horribly

cracker opening theme actually 9/10 should’ve been longer

fourth wall break?

nope he’s talking to a bird

okay funky trouser man you shout into the abyss

this birds got better drip than me

‘Mutiny’ funny actually

he’s not having a good time

what the actual fuck is that ship

aldiva? love of my life?

Koby needs a fresh trim… probably… idk

love me some cheeky windmills

i recognise red hair hat man too

that kids fully gonna die

luffy is fuckin nuts

is he eating… raw??? steak???

australian pink haired harrypotter is about to shit himself

dudes about to get his shit rocked

funky hat man??? is fucking??? elastic

rope burn doesn’t exist in this universe

elastic head is genuinely fuckin horrific

but also slay

think i’m gonna like depressed green hair man

Mr 7 is wearing two ruffs….

‘My favourite is number 1’ fuck him up emotionally i like it

and then fuck him physically this is going grand actually

sword fights that are choreographed immaculately and with fluid camera movements truly do hold a very special place in my heart

oh wait is the luffy kid funky straw hat man

“your mug” yes get that slang in there

wait but luffy has a steady american accent with no twangs

purple orb i’d eat it

oh so would he apparently

what the fuck it’s green

who the fuck is red haired hat man i can’t be bothered to pull up imdb

don’t kill shanks he treats the bar staff with respect

he was in ‘fresh meat’ i found him

he’s so gonna die

i’d slap man bun guy so fuckin hard

luffy needs to like… have a nap or something

woah luffy straight in there with the insults

he had a munch and now he’s a bit bendy

now i recognise koby jesus christ

didn’t need to slap the poor guy jesus

koby is cute i like them

ginger woman floating in the sea

“sweetheart” fucking get rid of them

is she gonna fuck em up

slay queen found a new love of my life and she’s wearing funky socks

‘where’s my face?’ bruvva i could squish your cheeks like a toddler that wall is not for you

it’s green haired sword guy love him

“one for my friend” dude that is a body. in a sack.

it’s ginger sock girl, marry me

blonde british man is gonna catch these fists, sir that is a child leave her alone

lucious malfoy looking ass

yes Zoro (the subtitles are the only reason i know what’s goi-)

did he just eat that off the floor.

blonde british man is fucking terrifying

another sword fight???????

kolby you are me actually

fuck them up fuck them up fuck them up

i’m a lesbian but i do think green haired man just turned me bisexual

“my father” jesus fuckin christ they hired draco malfoy

like the rum???

jesus christ daddy’s boy needs a fuckin gag or some shit

i want Zoro’s earrings please

why does this man have a metal plate bolted into his face

“where does it even go” i think you know

koby realising not everything that’s made out to be ‘good’ is always good slay, we love a little bit of depth

i love a cgi sewer pipe

jesus chrrriiiiiiist draco malfoy is back

kick him in the balls

“when i get down” dude you are literally half on the floor already….

my wife ginger socks girl is back everything is good

she’s gone again, devastated

luffy kinda has the percy jackson cockiness yknow?

luffy 10/10 would do a phycology gcse

fucking english bastards ruining everything

it’s fine she fucked em up again

what is the grand line may i ask

her eyes are stunning

i think she just shat herself

draco malfoy needs to go what the-

that’s his bare arse

chop his dick off

please

i beg you

i think luffy just wants some friends

she’s a pickpocket too holy fuck-

“i’m never joining” yuh huh sure

why’s she searching the papers on the desk surely they would be in a draw or some shit or like a secret message or something

win for luffy

153rd marines really doesn’t sound all that threatening

so he’s like… hench as fuck too?

protect the hat luffy as you should

green haired man’s just pitched up c’mon

slay, literally and figuratively

is he wearing zebra trousers?

not where i thought the sword went…

yeaaahhh fuck him up

that kick was fucking immaculate

so green man is also fuckin hench???

oi listen to the queen

HA MALFOYS HAIR REMINDS ME OF MY WEIRD BARBIE

zoro smiled that’s it life is good

KOBY MY SON

koby no don’t

okay koby you slay love you

you keep them massive fuck off glasses safe

do they meet again? please tell my they meet again and they both live and are happy i will cry-

ooo action music my favourite kind of tv music

what the fuck is that snail and why is it also a phone

SCOTTISH MAN IS BACK

they took your mum actually

a pirate in a straw hat who’s skin is made of rubber thankyou

ooo new emo green haired man

they infact we’re not planning anything ever

that’s that one guy from agents of shield

jesus he’s fuckin creepy

oh that’s terrifying actually

FUCKIN TUNE

[sundewhasaudhd]

I finished my homework early, so it’s time for another doodle dump

TW: emeto

Blinky in purple highlighter

Random Wiggly sniggle

Joey!Ethan doodle

Wiggly’s just… so incredibly fucking done @wigglyobsessedweirdo

Tinky looking down at my math work (this lil guy likes math so much, and I have no idea why)

Wiggly when the greasiest man in all of existence

Aspen random doodles

Wilbur doodles

Y’know that very normal and relatable moment when you’re showing your mentor all the stuff you’ve done related to the gods you worship so you start leaking blue

Drawing Hannah in Len’s outfit because they’re both funky little banana guys

Another Hannah doodle

LEXTHAN DOODLE LOTS GO BOOOOOYS!!!!

Ted in the Bastard’s Box

He wants that cookie so effing bad

IF YOU LIKE MY ART, PLEASE REBLOG :3

[showrunnerihardlyknowher]

Since someone asked about a convo with all your protags, how would an "interaction" go between all the "giants"? Let's also pretend that they can all somewhat "communicate"/understand with one another.

In addition what would their opinions be on each other tinies, along their tinies interactions with one another based on the other ask.

Okay okay okay if we're gonna go with their corresponding giants, that would be Edix, AB299, Negasonic/Dean, Ben, and Deus.

This time it's actually a mix between giant creatures and humans so technically Dean and Ben are still tiny in comparison to the other three, which freaks out Ben, but Dean will not hesitate to nuke all of them if anyone tries to pull some shit. Ben at first tries to stick with him because, you know, us lil human guys gotta stick together, but very quickly he realizes Dean is also a morally grey bastard and would rather push his luck with the giant moth monster since he's familiar with insects (killing them, usually, but hey).

AB299 and Deus have a mutual understanding with each other and have no problem being in the other's company, seeing as their both cryptids/abnormalities. Also because they're both very active in the dark, although Deus prefers concentrated light sources obvious, while AB299 needs shadows to blend and travel. You know who happens to be a concentrated light source? Dean! (: Deus cannot stop following that funky little purple guy and any warning sparks just entices him more.

Edix...does not care about anyone here. They're all beneath him, in terms of intelligence and technological advancements. He'd rather keep to himself than be forced to interact with them, and he makes this very clear with hisses and growls when Deus tries to be friendly. He just wants to take his tiny and leave.

Edix is too jealous to let Jacob around any of the giants, but he tolerates him being with other humans (including Dean and Ben) because enrichment and socialization is good for pets. Dean doesn't care who Nano hangs around with, they're a grown adult who can make their own stupid choices, but if any of the giants seem like they might try to get rough he'll step in. Deus also doesn't mind who Jasper interacts with, both humans and giants. Ben refuses anyone to interact with Milo because he's paranoid one of the giants might hurt a kid who's barely the size of a grain of rice to them. AB299 is also possessive of Serena and doesn't want her around anyone, which causes problems because she's clearly friendly with Jacob, which causes MORE problems because Edix will 10000% go feral if AB299 tries to threaten his baby.

Edix thinks Jacob and Jacob only is the cutest, sweetest thing here and couldn't care less about the others. AB299 holds a similar view about Serena. Deus is very friendly and sociable, probably one of the only 'giant' giants that everyone can tolerate (except Dean). Dean thinks Jacob is the most pathetic out of all of them, although he's definitely got a soft spot for Milo because how can you not for the tiny baby? Ben likes Jasper's company the best. Serena has no qualms siccing AB299 on anyone, giant or tiny/human, who she thinks might hurt her, which Dean thinks is fantastic.

[rottmnt-hc]

Turtleverse Crossover Lore 1

So you know in Spider verse they all end up in Miles' universe?

The turtles don't do that...

No they appear in a giant space that quickly turn into woods since they all are comfortable there.

Not all turtles show up here, just some. A total of 20 turtles, 11 humans, and five rat dads...and one goat dad.

They're all confused at first but soon introduce themselves.

Rise!Raph is the only one not interested in interacting and decides to look around.

Missing everyone's reaction to his universe being the youngest there.

Though one other Splinter noticed him separate and followed, catching other Splinters attention.

Lou, who decided to go with that nickname, was amused by both his son and worrywart counterpart.

Rise

Lou

Barry

Red

Yellow

Scary

Purple

Blue

Orange

CJ

87

Full name cause old

Hamato/Grandpa

Mama April

Old Man Jones (Rise crew call him Grandpa Jones)

03

Fearless

Ray

Nexus

Gizmo

Splinter

Miss Jones

Jones

Bayverse

Control

Chaos

DJ

Techno

Hashi

Fox (everyone knows Megan Fox except Bay crew)

Copper

12

Nicknames

Yoshi

April

Crossbones

Everyone gets along fairly well despite being different (Rise Crew) and a few disagreements were fixed before escalating.

87 and 03 being the two older groups immediately adopted the others.

Bay and 12 being older than the Rise group takes them under their wing.

Rise being the funky little gremlin bastards they are cause chaos that you would expect from your favorite younger sibling/cousin.

I want to say they have a giant mansion where they stay together but nope, they all have personal cabins in the forest.

Sometimes the Rise crew feel left out when their older counterparts decide to hang out with each other instead and shoo them away.

Look they love Rise Crew but the turtles feel a bit off put by them sometimes, they do feel guilty when they see their faces drop in disappointment (Donnie, Mikey) or acceptance (Leo, Raph).

Rise and 87 Jones knows where all the secrets and stuff are in the unending forest. Sometimes a Splinter joins them but mostly Grandpa Jones.

Red usually goes off on his own more, sometimes dragging Purple with him, they later find out about a beautiful waterfall that the two soak in silence in.

Honestly good for them, they all need a break.

TheRiseCrewDefinitelyisn'tsuspisiousofthis

[oh-no-its-bird]

Me??? Drawing fan art for Fate, show thy force by @rain-sleet-snow???? More likley than you think!

Thom’s purple fire burned Blayce’s finicky, merchant-neat clothing, but he was too battle-mad to care, and before Thom could block more effectively or cast a spell that would throw Blayce off him Blayce’s nails were tearing into the skin of his cheek, blood running freely down Thom’s face and over Blayce’s hand, and Thom could hear words from a nightmare, a spell he recognised from the oldest and most dangerous of the grimoires in the library of the City of the Gods, one that would trap him within his own body and turn all his Gift and all his power on his friends, his sister -

This isn't finished but honestly I was too excited ab how it came out to not post, and like, fuck you I do what I want!! And what I want is to post my fanart before it's actually done!!!

Take these finished pieces also tho

Fair warning there will be more bc Im on an art rampage rn and this fic is fueling it. It's an incredible read, and I fully recommend it to anyone and everyone -- whether you're a fan of Song of the Lioness or not, it makes fo4 a beautiful read. Snow's characterizations are incredible and every single character is so charismatic you find yourself falling in love the more and more you read.

God knows this is absoloutley my favorite version of Thom ever, I love that funky little bastard man and his frogs

Read the fic here

(Seriously, read it, it's amazing)

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

Still writing out my thoughts about Dogwarts, but I'm returning the favor anyways.

I wanna here all your thoughts about Purpled and Wilbur. Or whoever you're most interested in.

You're letting me talk about characters I like, I'm letting you do the same :D

FUCK YEAH

(@dewberries-sillyblog cause you wanted to learn more about my blorbos)

under the cut cause this is gonna be L O N G

(split into sections so I can “organize” my thoughts) Purpled: my stupid ass traumatized alien son he’s a bastard and I hate him (/j)

Early SMP: alien boy. he doesn’t know what he’s doing he is simply fucking around and finding out adopting a dog and gathering resources. just living life having a funky fresh time

he and tommyinnit fucking HATE each other they chased each other around and murdered each other for like over and hour fundy broke into his house and stole his shit he bargained with Tommy for his own stuff for like 10 minutes and went to court but just snuck out the back (??? idk he’s wild)

fundy built the socializing club to resolve their arguments and purpled booby trapped it and stole everyone’s shit cause he’s just like that

L’Manberg War(s): he dabbled in lmanberg shit my guy had no idea what the fuck was going on all the god damn time he was so confused bro was literally just standing there one time he say ccrimeboys (who were exiled from lmanberg and were absolutely not supposed to be there) and he (a member of lmanberg) decided to just ignore them cause he can’t be bothered to give a shit he literally allowed Technoblade to causally boat home after he massacred everyone at the festival and murdered Tubbo he has zero fucks to give

✨intermission✨: he disappeared for several months and no one knew what was up with that

the following is not in chronological order cause I forgor

but Bad hired him to kidnap/kill Puffy and he was basically like “yeah sure fuck it” and I think he did the thing?? I don’t remember anyways he was kinda working for the Eggpire for a bit and then Quackity was like hey wanna work for me instead to betray them (he attracted his attention by threatening to blow up his UFO talk about foreshadowing) and purpled once again went yeah sure fuck it and betrayed the Eggpire for the money and Quackity did his whole “wait don’t go in yet let the shark guy die” and then they saved everyone and yadda yadda yadda “you’re a hero purpled” “I try my best”

Aftermath: we all know this part purpled is like okay bitch boy pay up and Quackity makes small talk gives him his money and then destroys his entire life right in front of him good times they yell at each other for a bit and Purpled storms off in silence to go be sad

He goes back to his stupid little cottage and is even sadder for a while and then Mr Charlie Slimecicle gaslights him for 30 minutes and he decides to join las nevadas (he’s lying about wanting to be there)

he hangs around lying to people for a bit and then sets up his overdramatic lava trap and yells at Quackity some more and then kills his bf for revenge cause that’s what they do on this server I fucking guess

he kidnaps slimes dead body and holds it captive in a cave purely just to kill him again and then Punz shows up and manipulates him a bit and Dream is there also

they show up gaslight slime bulky Quackity blow shit up purpled and Quackity yell at each other some more and then slime reveals HE was gaslighting everyone the whole time and fucking kills purpled (L + ratio)

then there’s the whole “you’re not a good person” but idc about that sorry quackcicle enjoyers

and then that’s kinda it man idk the whole ass smp ended

Random ramblings: purpled is a petty bastard and I hate him that bitch is full of improperly processed trauma (thank you icarus appollosboyfriend for that quote) and he hates everyone and he only kills people for the money cause he just wants money and power (and friends he just wants to go home) but he only accepts jobs from people he trusts and he’s a stupid bitch and he’s mean and absolutely will insult your mother but your honor he’s just a silly little guy simply a funky little lad and he just lies to people constantly he’s so funny and every time I think about him I go insane

now.

Wilbur. Motherfucking. Soot:

I am mentally ill about him I legitimately get sad often over him he has brought me close to tears unironically multiple times this is a common occurrence I have so much autism about him I’m such a basic bitch 😔

there’s no organization to this part I’m just going to go insane for several paragraphs:

HES SO SAD my boy is struggling constantly 24/7 he has had shit brain chemicals his whole life and he pretends he’s fine cause he has to be fine but he’s literally been putting up a persona the entire smp I just ajrhjabdbwjsj

he’s just a little guy ur honor who wanted to start a little nation for his friends and he tried SO HARD to keep the peace and let everyone live but people continuously fucked him over until he thought he HAD to resort to violence

he has so much trauma and he ignores all of it he’s so stressed all the time and he got beat to death with an axe after his friend betrayed him and and and

and fucking SCHLATT took his country his fucking country from him and kicked him out and his stupid ass lived in a ravine for god knows how long and he developed more mental illnesses then he already had

he legitimately thought everyone hated him and was only staying for the power and wholeheartedly believed that they would leave him if someone else offered something better and he was so scared all the time he was NOT living la vida loca and he just fucking lied about it all the time cause he’s an idiot

and he finally snapped and he was going to press the damn button and his fucking dad showed up and he had made up his mind he was going to die and he was taking lmanberg down with him so he did just that (assisted suicide babyyyyyy)

and don’t even get me started on ghostbur (that’ll come later)

then he fucking died and LIMBO oh my lordy lord he was alone in literal sensory deprivation torture for THIRTEEN AND A HALF YEARS holy motherfuck he lost his fucking mind in there he was not doing well that’s for fucking sure

then his bitch ass got revived and dear god did a lot happen while he was gone and he put on another goddamn persona because he’s fine guys!! he had time to think over everything while he was dead he’s perfectly fine he’s processed all his trauma he’s so much better now he definitely isn’t doing worse he’s fine guys !!! :D (he’s lying)

and one time he tried to explode dream with his mind so that was a thing and also threatened to kill himself despite being apparently happy to be alive again and absolutely fucking terrified of going back to limbo so anyways he still hates himself so that’s a thing

he and Quackity had a homoerotic rivalry and then he went to fucking. Utah so that happened

I’m fucking insane about cwilbur I cannot articulate this to you correctly but I cannot stress enough how feral he makes me

NOW ghostbur I’m insane about him too he’s an amnesiac and he’s so sad all the time and he still hates himself cause ‘alivebur’ hates himself and he considers PERMADYING a happy memory and he can only remember good things and H A T E S talking about his mental health or anything remotely sad and he’s just a little lad with his sheep and he just wants to make people happy and oughhhhhhhhh. anyways how are you guys doing :)

[simiansmoke]

@timid-plumber

"No, it didn't eat me," Luigi replied. "It only ate apples from a tree I pointed out to it. It did give me my hat back with its tongue after it'd knocked me into the water though. So yoshi can use them like a sticky hand." He let DK scoot the puzzle toward him, suppressing a cringe as the ape tried to force a piece into place where it very clearly didn't go. "One time. One time I eat a purple mushroom thinking it's a power-up and have a reaction and you think that's a good time."

"I'm being serious, DK! It had a translator collar on. It also had a huge stack of boxes with it, which I'm guessing it was taking somewhere before I interrupted its journey. And... it had Bowser's insignia burned into its flank."

The Kong paused in his pursuit of mashing unmatching puzzle knobs together to shoot his company an incredulous blink, though it's followed soon with a large hand cupping his chin as if the other's account really was something to ponder on. Though that facade is broken with the amused smile quirking at the corner of his mouth one it rose over the barrier of the prince's palm. "Wowee, sounds like an awfully fun day~! Did it sprout wings after and letcha ride it all the way to Rainbow Road?" Aw man, now he really was jealous the other got ahold of mushrooms with that kinda potency.

He shrugs at the accusation, smile still swarmy as he took to building the puzzle the only way that seemed to work...which was slowly stacking piece by piece on top of each other. He was way better at Jenga anyway. "To be fair, you're like the fun police, so. Ya obviously don't know what you're talkin' about. Especially if you haven't ever had one outta Funky's stash." Huh...Saturday night plans? Bet.

Still merrily stacking the puzzle pieces, he falters briefly during Luigi's portion of fanfic that just has to bring up a certain bastard. "Aw, c'mon. You know as well as I do that lumpy lizard peddles in pointy collars. Well..." An uncertain pause and a pursed lip signals he's actually giving it a minimal degree of thought. "Unless he's gotten kinkier in his old age." His little puzzle tower doesn't like that thought and topples over while he hovers over what once was with another piece that only joins the rubble once he flicks it down.

"Why's it matter at the end of the day? Plenty of folks own those fruit-plague pests. And good on'em. Keeps'em outta the Jungle Kingdom. Which I'd rename to the Fruitless Forest if one of those things ever washed up from the isles."

[monochrome-sunsets]

tOH x HtTYD

i genuinely could not get this out of my head so here are what dragons i think various owl house characters would have and why

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eda - flame whipper

- heehee gecko dragon :)))

- flame whippers are super protective of their babies!! aunt eda is super protective of luz and king!

- flame whippers usually live in packs and don't like people, but babies are way more curious and open and tend to wander away

- eda probably picked up a baby flame whipper from somewhere and, upon being unable to find its pack, decided to raise it on her own, a la king.

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- there's like a 50/50 chance eda names it something cool (like king) or a bad pun (like owlbert)

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lilith - deathburple

- they're so funky lookin...... take a peek at lili's raven out of staff form and tell me she won't love a funky lookin dude, i dare you. that palisman looks like a pure white frogmouth.

- lili's deathburple is almost certainly of purple and white colouring

- she'd probably name it, like. beelzebub or asmodeus or something. i like asmodeus the best, tbh

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- anyways. deathburples are mischievous (like hooty), vain, lazy, fierce, loyal, and deeply caring. i think lili would absolutely adore her baby deus (and occasionally be a little frustrated with him).

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belos / philip - threadtails

- ......poisonous dragons. .....what else is there to say.

- i feel like philip wouldn't LOVE dragons, but he'd keep them around because of their use, similar to how he treated magic for a bit. he hated it and wanted it destroyed, but also... he needed it to get home.

- deeply loyal dragons. there would be no convicing them to not follow his orders. that manipulative, controlling bastard would love this.

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- he doesn't name any of them because he has no love in his non-existent heart.

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hunter - typhoomerang

- typhoomerangs are anxious, high-strung, and territorial. these all fit hunter pretty well well i think.

- hunter's typhoomerang (he'd name her after a food- waffle, maybe, to fit flapjack) would see him as her baby. she takes one look at him and goes "anxious... aggressive.... yellow...... that is a baby typhoomerang. mine now."

- she tries very hard to make sure he is well-fed. hunter is utterly bemused by her offerings of raw fish. he will not be going hungry on her watch.

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luz - changewing

- honestly if anyone could befriend the living embodiment of severe social anxiety, it would be luz

- it's luz's adhd (and, later, ptsd) service dragon

- luz is its anxiety service human

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- i'm gonna go with windsor for her changewing's name! she named it after red windsor, a type of cheese, and she thought it was funny bc haha dragon wind soar

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amity - swiftwing

- deadly nadder probably also would have been a good fit? but i already gave that to emira, and i wanna give everyone a different dragon, so a swiftwing it is!

- swiftwings are stubborn, brave, and committed. they prefer to stay close to their riders, and will do just about anything to keep them safe and healthy.

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this is the only image i could find :l no grown ups unfortunately

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willow - hobblegrunt

- hobblegrunts are calm and peaceful, but they are still dragons, and therefore still dangerous- just like willow!

- hobbles have the ability to sense shanges in temperature, air pressure, and emotions. these could be pretty useful to a plant track witch

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- since she named her palisman clover, she'd probably name her dragon something similar. hedge, maybe? leaf? idk

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gus - shovelhelm

- shovelhelms are social, friendly, level-headed, and intelligent. i think they'd make a good fit for gus, who is ALSO social, friendly, and intelligent!

- gus gives stupid long names (his palisman is named. emmiline bailey marcostimo.) so i'm gonna sayyyyy sebastian elias thiago will be his dragon's name

- seb is obsessively trying to build gus a nest at all times. gus often assists and is always bringing him new material. he wants the best for his boy, and that sentence means both gus for seb and seb for gus.

- sebastian also works as an autism & anxiety support dragon for gus! he's fantastic at helping gus recognize when he's getting overwhelmed or nearing a meltdown or depressive episode, and great at distracting him and helping him calm down.

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emira - deadly nadder

- constant grooming & focus on physical beauty from a nadder

- when well-trained and befriended, nadders are super affectionate and playful! good emira dragon :o

- nadders have super strong parental instincts, to the point where they'll adopt children of other species. emira's nadder probably sees her as its kid.

- i have.... no idea what emira would name her dragon :(

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edric - terrible terrors

- i cannot explain why. i simply think he'd have a small flock of terrible terrors following him basically everywhere.

- 100% they'd all be named something similar. there's grey, ray, jay, bay, fae....

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Gotham 4x18

can't watch the recap I'm scared to look I cannot see Lee and Riddleboy sucking face again

Scarecrow is such a fucking Creature in this show I love him

this is just Jerome and his three weed smoking boyfriends. and Bridgit.

"Makenzie isn't Jonathan still a teenager" he was recast with an adult actor if the show doesn't care neither do I

it's Bruce's birthday 🥺

Harvey Bullock trying to take Jim on a date. again.

one of my favorite things about Oswald is how utterly distasteful he finds gimmicky crime. he's a sleazy little rat bastard for sure but he DOES have standards

Bruce getting ready to eat cake alone with his butler who's halfheartedly singing to him is so sad but he's still so happy he's sticking his little finger in the icing he's just a BOY. a child. my son. how dare you force him to be a Joker hostage ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Tabitha baby you need to RUN your girlfriend has been seduced by a CULT

Bruce and Jeremiah.... autistic to autistic communication

Lucius I'm so sorry you wore this funky ass purple shirt and patterned tie just to have to put up with THIS. you look good. I saw your fun tie.

a BLIMP ????

RESPECT FOR BARBARA KEAN: LOST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerome panting "that was so good! I love you!" while beating the shit out of his brother is... man, this boy is not beating the twincest allegations

line delivery of the millennium goes to Robin Lord Taylor's "you want me to STEER? a bLIMp???? JimIDon'tEvenDriveMyOwnCAR!"

he would be a Can't Drive gay, tho. of course he would.

they should let Oswald be mayor again for this honestly

uh oh gamers Jerome may be dead but Jeremiah's wearing a green shirt and purple tie... this bodes poorly

the league of shadows schism is shaping up to be uuuuuh misogynists vs white feminism this is. certainly an allegory for something.

fucked up and evil that Bruce didn't get to play laser tag with Selina for his birthday

what's up kids it's that time again already

because I am extremely ready to be done with season 4 !!!

Gotham 4x17

something wild I've just realized is that at this point there are only 18 episodes left of the entire show, since season 5 was retooled into a half season that only got 12 eps and had to cut several ideas and characters including, among other things, the presence of Man-Bat. that's odd partly because I've spent something like nine months chipping away at Gotham at this point, and it's very strange to imagine my life now without any more Gotham to liveblog. it's also strange because this is no way feels like a story that's nearing any kind of conclusion, and I have to assume that when it inevitably comes the end will be as abrupt, brutal, and messy as every other aspect of Gotham up until that point.

anyway let's see what fresh hell is in store for us this time

god we've really abandoned all pretenses here Bruce is Batmanning on every level except for actually wearing a bat cowl

Oswald looking UNBELIEVABLY cunty atm I'm OBSESSED

bitch!!!

it would have been so cool if Bridgit had literally any kind of consistent personality or motivation but alas it is not that kind of show

a cool thing about the show never technically letting Cameron Monaghan's character be referred to as the Joker is that I don't technically have to like the Joker! and that's a huge relief because I do in fact like Jerome very much

oh my god they stumbled into an interesting Riddler moment again. this rules. like realistically this is about as good as guy whose whole gimmick is riddles could probably do for himself.

Lee got rid of her shitty bangs AND has acquired some sparkly fingerless fishnet gloves I love this for her

oh boy Jerome in a dog cage better not be a writer's poorly disguised fetish

I am once again asking what the point of making him Solomon Grundy was it lasted like ??? six episodes ??? people come back from the dead on this show all the time it didn't have to be a Thing

the thing is that if I didn't already know what the reveal is going to be (there's a second Valeska and Cameron Monaghan is going to play his own twin) I would simply have to assume they were going an incredibly bold gay Joker route and having Jerome hunt down his ex boyfriend

hey this is unhinged. like there have been a Lot of stupid storylines in this show but this genuinely so dumb and SO unnecessary

they want me to believe he stapled a live barracuda to someone's face as if the Riddler could possibly control a noble barracuda

there are just so many men in this city that Lee should be permitted to dismember with her bare hands

oooh baby Orphan Black this is not they are STRAINING to keep from having to show two Cameron Monaghan's at the same time. this is so disjointed

Hatter and Scarecrow getting sent to kill Jim and Harvey but immediately giving up because Harvey uuuuh screamed and ran right at them is ??? lmao??? you are so bad at your jobs hit him with some fear toxin or something?

also exactly no one on this show seems willing to actually run like their life is on the line which is really creating a very weird ambience. Mad Hatter and Scarecrow are doing the white person half-jog across the intersection while being chased with a gun

anyway Jerome just gave his brother a little smooch on the head but I don't think I'm insane for saying it seems like he wants to put his entire tongue in his twin's mouth. and that is hands down like the most normal thing going on in this episode.

RESPECT FOR LEE THOMPKINS: LOST !!!!!!!!!

[ajdrawshq]

Oh wait wait while I'm talking abt gender I wanna say that kh should've kept those darksuits that Riku (kh1 and com), Repliku and Vanitas wear bc I have never experienced such strong gender envy as I do when I see those things..........

[therequiemforthelost-archive]

"Well… Why are you crying?"

Warnings for: angst, self-deprecating language, implied suicidal ideation

I promised @camellias-and-coriander when this was done, I'd marry Kuni on the spot, and well, here we are! I love this funky little purple bastard so so much and he's definitely become such a comfort character for me. I find it really hard to speak up for myself for the fear of being rude or mean while trying to assert myself, so I like to think that he'd be the one to speak up for me when I can't find my voice. I also just have... a very intense fear of being forgotten and abandoned, so he really resonates with me in that regard. Despite his initial appearances, he's such an incredibly gentle and sweet person; he's just been wronged by the world one too many times. He had been stepped on and broken down bit by bit to the point he probably gave up on humanity. Until he met Jeanne; the girl crying by the lake that gave him a glimmer of hope that there was still some good in the world. And despite wanting her to go out and live the way she wants to, he also desperately wants to keep her from falling into the dark pit that he fell into. Just two lost, wandering souls who found each other.

Art by @kobble-arts

[pdaliceliveblogs]

asks pt1

Man, I gotta watch Amphibia. I do intend to blog it when I have time….

Yeah it’s funky! His eyes looked dark brownish/possibly purplish in the YB,OS flashback and the Bonesborough Brawl pic, then green in the TTB,K flashback, and then purple in the one in King’s Tide? Who the heck knows. 

I mean, just about every episode features Alex Hirsch, lol

I HEARD YEAH OMG. That’s amazing. The poor bastard.

Huh! That’s possible, but I think the poem as a whole is referring more to King himself than the collector, and “he no longer dreams of kings” more refers to him moving past his delusions of grandeur and desire to be a tyrant. 

Hi! I see what you’re both saying, and I think it comes down to the difference between how one treats real people and how one treats characters, which is something I should have made more clear. I would never try and tell a real person who they are based on vibes (or, uh, based on anything) nor would I tell a real person that they shouldn’t seek out what kind of relationship suits them.

 As a viewer of a story, though, I got really attached to the idea of both Hunter and Willow as gay/lesbian, and as a viewer of a story I find Hunter forming fulfilling friendships more satisfying to watch than an immediate romantic relationship. My language was a little clumsy, but this really is about what I find satisfying in a story, not about how I think real people should act. And it’s not like I’m mad or anything, I’m not gonna try and fuss at the show or the writers or the people who do ship them, I’m just over here like “this is why this fictional relationship doesn’t appeal to me as a romantic one”. See what I mean? 

[trashballerina]

JJBA Fic Recs Part 3

Hello! I like all these fics but the little star ⭐ means its extra funky. I’m sorry these are almost all from part 5. I swear its not my favorite part. First two links are for fic recs part 1 and 2

Jojo Fic Rec 1

Jojo Fic Rec 2

a guide to self-care: by pannacotta fugo and purple haze distortion by icaberries (oneshot)  ⭐

“Stands are a manifestation of our souls,” she says, voice clipped with professionalism yet soothing as she pets the brown, doglike Stand curled up around Fugo’s shoulders. “What they feel, you feel. If we cannot take care of ourselves, we can project our needs to our Stands and deliver it through them. If we do not know how we feel, we can look into our Stands and understand ourselves. By caring for your Stand, you care for yourself, although not directly.”

“I don’t know where to begin.” Haze isn’t like the Sex Pistols who are easily pacified by food. He’s not like Spice Girl who can express herself and her needs freely.

Fugo learns how to take care of himself and Purple Haze, with a little help from his friends.

Thoughts: LETS GOOO Fugo Trish friendship supremacy. Also I’m such a huge fan of stand centric fics so I’m automatically bias. Fugo enjoyers should def check this one out. It’s a good fic. Just Fugo learning to love himself and what more could you want??

Piove Sul Bagnato by pearliegloom

“I apologise Signore...?” “Kujo. Kujo Jotaro.” “I apologise Signor Kujo. I don’t believe I heard you correctly…?” “Your biological father is the stand-wielding master vampire, Dio Brando, who, in 1889, stole my great-great grandfather’s body and attempted to take over the world. I killed him once, nearly fifteen years ago now- but it seems… The bastard just won’t stay dead.” Giorno blinks at him before motioning for Mista to refill his wine glass. “Leave the bottle,” he tells him.

Thoughts: The summary looks a bit janky but the fic is spaced out. The fic is OOC but funny as hell, and consider the author and I just enjoy seeing Giorno and Dio being sassy. Jotaro/Rohan is not something I ship but man,,,,, I was forced to enjoy it okay. Rohan was just so funny I couldn’t not like it. Damn you author, I might seek out more now. All character interactions are just gold and I keep coming back for serotonin. Like, here’s a very small interaction

Mista is still frowning, studying Dio’s face like it was going to be on a test.

Giorno just watches him do it- watches the cogs in his head turn like a complicated old clock.

“...He’s kind of hot.”

“Mista. No.”

Very Funny 10/10

5 Times Giorno Relied On Narancia by li2

+ 1 time the rest of the team noticed.

Thoughts: Just as the title says. What more do you want?? Its sweet and I love the orange boy.

And Another One Bites the Dust by Origamidragons (oneshot)

In which quirks are mistaken for Stands, Stands are mistaken for quirks, and weird hand-related complexes are in abundance.

Or: Tomura Shigaraki and Yoshikage Kira switch places. They have fun. Nobody else does.

Thoughts: I never knew I needed to see Local Mega Bestie Bros Josuke and Okuyasu make Shigaraki their bro. I never knew that’s what I needed. Kira has a ball and the rest of the league collectively lose their damn mind. Please give them rest. Its a very fun fic. It feels very fast paced because of how often the point of views switch but it really keeps my attention as I read because I can get distracted from longer fics. 

somebody's baby boy ain't coming home tonight by simkjrs (oneshot)  ⭐

He rolls back the sleeve on his left arm and looks at the scabbed-over words that have been cut into his skin.

          KASAI 181           BRING PEN

It’s not like Jotaro makes it a habit to listen to what other people say to him, but this is too strange of a case. He doesn’t remember doing this to himself, but if he didn’t do it, then who? And if he did do it, then why can’t he remember?

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Four months after Egypt, and there is something strange happening back at home.

Thoughts: author wHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS that hurt. Jotaro centirc and it’s a long one shot. As per the authors words, “ I'm just sitting here like can everyone grow up and read this really fucked up and evil thing I wrote already?” Just some warnings real quick part 6 spoilers and there are some extra warnings in the notes. There’s an oc if that counts at a warning but we love the oc so read it. Once again, that hurt. Very well written. I felt very immersed in Jotaro’s thoughts and feelings. It felt so raw at some points. The ending is very good so go read

[neacle]

StEx Appreciation Month 2022 day 18: BV/Post-2018 Caboose

Bleebo!! Beecko, Beebee <333 My twunk, my little bastard

How i hated him to begin with, but really i was just stubborn, not really giving him a chance.

I love his new funky tune, i love his smooth bastardness! I hold him in my palms

- Favourite actor: Gary Sheridan, Tom Nihill and Terence Uphof

- Favourite song/scene: Mein Spiel! :) Funky funky beat! And also his background dancing in Pumping Iron is very nice and swanky!! Also in AC/DC Gary Sheridan crouched down to observe Elektra, very sexy, and Dan Ellison reached after him like Adam reached for God. A+ really

- Favourite costume: He’s only had one lmao It’s not bad but it could be improved. I’d love to put a box on that bod and some nice spats you know?

- Favourite ship: Beelektra !!!!!

- Headcanon: That’s a colourblind and nearsighted little boy right there!!! Wears glasses in private<3

- Unpopular opinion: I like the updated version more lol And yeh he’s more blueblack, it’s only the light that makes him look purple (I learned that the hard way sdgshgd)