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PHOENIX BECAME A LAWYER FOR EDGEWORTH AGAIN!??! WHAT A LOSER OH MY GOD
#HE IS SO WHIPPED#HOLY SHIT#I fucking love my loser babygirl#holy fuck#simp#fucking s i m p#im actually screaming#ace attorney trilogy#ace attorney trials and tribulations#apollo justice ace attorney#ace attorney soj#ace attorney spirit of justice#ace attorney dual destinies#apollo justice trilogy#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#wrightworth
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Here is a funny 40k shower thought thats actually a headcanon i had for a while
Skarbrand just. Hates. And hes real chill about that
#warhammer 40k#skarbrand#<- this has led to him fighting against FUCKING GULLIMAN AND GOING “SKARBRAND HATES IMPERIALS. AND IMPERIAL LEGISLATION EVEN WORSE!” “and” “#AND honestly what skarbrand hates most is that its gonna look like im doing you a favour my trying to kill you like you know unnecessaru dep#ression is in the top 10000 of the things skarbrand hates right? cant just skarbrand decapitate you?“ ”HA! g w i s n e v e r l e t t#i n g m e d i e“#“... NOT EVEN FUCKING YVRAINE?” “nope. no joy left in my life.” “...UUUUGH. SKARBRAND HATES ALL THIS TALKING. BUT SKARBRAND HATES REPRESSED#FEELINGS LIKE. A LOT MORE. CAN WE RESUME FIGHTING?“ ”p l e a s e“ ”*OK SERIOUSLY DUDE-*“ (chainaxe revving intensifies) (but in a somewhat ”#dude r u ok???“ way)#(because our boy#roboute guilliman#is NOT ok)
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so what if im putting literal superheroes into a heroes + vigilantes au. let me live my life
#my post#my art#started thinking about how fucked up the hero system is on prime and it made me remember how fucked up the hero system was in this one fic#no cause for concern by hedgehoggeryyy on ao3. its a d/s/m/p au that i love oh so much#but yeah their society is so fucked. esp bcus in that au the heroes are government employees. so im subjecting pd to it <33
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i need to be restrained~🎃
#pls help#pls#i need#i mean there are so many things i need#S O M A N Y#that stupid fucking smirk i cannot#seriously please#i am zooming in#and i just#his pretty fucking curls#and the lip ring hole#p l e a s e#christ#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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Crazy how looking at g/ravity falls stuff all day long for weeks now, and still haven't seen a single com/pro/pedo/rape/incest ship thing, despite the show having fucked up things in it, which you'd think would attract them to use as defense/explanation for their ""dark romance""
Same for c/ult of the l/amb
Meanwhile, fandoms like p/okemon, m/lp, m/ario, k/irby etc are a fucking MINEFIELD
It's almost like it has nothing to do with "anti censorship", and everything to do with grooming kids, and mostly being into kids' spaces for it 🙃
#I'm so tired I'm so fucking tired#looking at g/ravity f/alls. d/anny p/hantom. c/ult of the l/amb. s/upernatural and p/irate of the C/aribbean artists all carefree#and having to be on the fucking LOOKOUT. background checking EVERYONE the second i touch something aimed at younger kids#and everyone is ok with that#fucking hell#tw proship mention#tw rape mention#tw pedophila mention#tw incest mention#only found one person saying b/illford is c/mship. which. no#and one b/illdip shipper#out of hundreds of fanarts over the weeks#meanwhile don't even get me started about m/ario#vent#putting / so it doesn't show up in tags because i do NOT need to have more of these people show up
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Fem Mal to the song "Henrietta Hudson" by Megagonefree
if you haven't listened to the song, be warned
It gave my major pain panic
HSHSEHWJWJHABSHWYWJQGWHAHXBGAYDUWYAHWUWJHANABSNBDNAHXHCUWYWHSWGEYQUEHQUSHEUQHXKNSXBHAEHWHABEHWBEBHQNAJEIAHEJWBSJDGEHADJWOHSIEHQBDHWJAUEHWUAHEWJAHHSUEHAHSBWJABSJEHAJHDJWHAJDJEBSIWHESHHDYEIWYDIEHAJXBSJCBSKDHWIJXKXUSISHXKXNXNSYISWAJXJDHWISBXNSJXHDIDSKSHDKSHDIENSKXHSNDJSHSJAHXKSJSHAIDEHIANDBEBXNDBSHEIWHXJSHCJSJXJSKXNSJXNSKXNWJHDWKXNSNXHSJXJSNJXSJJXJSJDHSJDHWJSHJSWJDHWJSHAJDBAJXBSJXBXJSHUEDSMCMCHSUWKWHQJSJXHEJWHXSHNXUWJDWNICYWIWAHJDBCNXHAKJXKSUSIWHSKXNAJDYUWSJHXJSBXNSJCNSKAHDIWDJSB
#JEE S US FUCK#O HMAN#OH MNA#OH MAN#O H#GOODNESS GRACIOUS#G O D S IMSO FUCKGGAY-#INBOTHWAYS#HE LP#EH L P#O H N Y GOD#O H MSYS#H#JDJDUEIWHWKDHKXS#DU.DE#FUC. K#O H. M GOD#F#O HDNSYSHSJDHSDHUSBD#UPDATE I NEED HER SO FUCK IN G BAD IM GONNA COLLAPSE#HEL LO#DHHDGDUEIWJDHDKWHXJSYWIEYWUWGWUWHIWBDNCDN HNXSKGDWYEJDSNSMNCSYEIWHUDUWJAXNCKSHSYWIWUAOHSIDSJCNHXYWUEHSJXBCNCJSSJSJSJGAIEOWJXHXBCNZHSUDWIASNS#O.#B LEADSE#HXJDHDUEUWKNDNXUWJAGSUEUSHDJDNSHEIEBDJDBXKSHDHSHS#F EM MAL BELOVED OH GOOD LORD#STARS A BOVE IF I DO NOT SMASH THIS WOMAN I WILL BE SMASHING NY HEAD INTO A WALL OHUHHHHHHHGHUHGGGGHHHH#HDJDHEJEYEIWHSJSNSJXNCJCHDYEISHJSHADJBEJDSIEJIWHSJXBSNXKSUEIWWKSJXKWHDJHWISYWIWIWKDBSMCHSYDKSNVKSUEHWKHDIWHXOEUWKWNCKAJXYDIWGWJFHWIXBSBCBDYW#H EL P#H EP ME
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You should be scared. I'm catching up quick. I may not be able to kill you, but I can do just about anything else.
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...Great. Uh...
Yeah.
#👓 anon#anonymous asks#BINARY: @ m i s t e r p l a c e b o#Evan speaks 🗡 🎞#evan emh ask blog#evan rp blog#answered asks#ask response#( ooc > )#they just want a movie night lmao :'D#but also just MMmzmKmMM- LORE#Evan's just like. “oh jesus fuck okay which fucking person is this-”
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AITA for holding a SHITTY BASTARD FUCKWAD DIPSHIT captive in my hive until he FUCKING grows a bulge and explains himself?
I (9, M, blood color none of your business) once knew this useless fucking wet purrbeast of a troll (also 9, M, violet) since we were just out of wigglerhood. He remained a pathetic wiggler even in adolescence, but I guess I kinda liked him anyway. In some ways. He was fun to hang out with sometimes, and he always seemed happier around me, I guess. And he was always miserable and annoying but I thought that was just, y’know, fine?? I thought that was normal for him. He always said he was fine, and like, I guess maybe I kinda knew he wasn’t, but what the FUCK could I do about it if he didn’t want help? Then one day I got news from this FLARP friend of his that he’d gone and FUCKING DIED on me! Like a WEAK LITTLE DIRT NOODLE! Like a FUCKING SPONGEDEAD IDIOT! He was like, my best friend, I guess. Maybe more?? I’m not gonna elaborate on that for you fucking drama-hungry fuckmaggots. Feast on some other troll’s dysfunctions relationship-wise, that’s all you’ll get on that subject from me.
Anyway, I dealt with it, because that’s what you do when life deals you yet another crummy hand in this rigged game we’re all playing. It’s not like I haven’t had people I care about die before. So I pushed forward.
AND THEN 2 SWEEPS LATER, WHO DO I SPOT STARING AT ME FROM BEHIND A FUCKING TUBEFLORA WITH THOSE FUCKING ANNOYINGLY PATHETIC MOOBEAST EYES? THAT’S RIGHT! THIS FUCKING COWARDLY GRUBSHITTING CROTCHSTAIN ON THE FACE OF TROLLKIND FAKED HIS FUCKING DEATH! WHO FUCKING DOES THAT??
So I yelled at him for a few hours (I could’ve gone longer honestly, because really, again, WHO FUCKING DOES THAT??) and at one point he interrupted me to whine at me like the feculent shitbag scum he is about how I had been yelling for “so long that [his] auricular sponge clots [were] malfunctioning” which is UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT! So yeah, I bit him on the face. And then I smacked him in his fucking insufferable worthless nookshitting face until I felt a bit better. Then I towed him into my hive, sat him down on the couch and told him he wasn’t leaving until I’d heard what I needed to hear.
It’s been like 2 hours now and still whenever he opens his flap all that comes out is a pile of steaming shit about how he “needed to fake [his] death so [he] could be happy,” which like, yeah, okay, I guess I see it! He does look… better. Healthier, I suppose. Maybe happier. Less like he’s about to send himself careening off the nearest cliffside, maybe. So I’ve decided to forgive him for that, even if I’m not telling him that. What I’m looking for from him is a FUCKING APOLOGY for making me think he was DEAD and not telling me he FUCKING WASN’T for 2 WHOLE FUCKSHITTING SWEEPS! He’s a worthless whining idiotic bitch and the words “I’m sorry” still haven’t left his douchebag lips.
Also before I get any comments about how I’ve “wigglernapped” him or some stupid shit like that, I’m being fucking hyperbolic when I say I’m holding him captive; the door is fucking unlocked and he knows it. I don’t even have my lusus guarding the door or anything. Yeah he probably couldn’t beat me in a fight, but I’m not gonna fucking sit on him or anything; if he doesn’t want to talk to me, then I’m not gonna fucking chase him! But instead of saying anything worth saying, now he’s just fucking around on his palmhusk like braindead shitspewing dunderfuck. I’m starting to think I should’ve just told him to fuck off, it’s like he doesn’t even care about me at all. Which is fine! I’ll live. It’s just… disappointing, I guess. I thought we were closer than all of this. But AITA?
#OH SHIT ^ GOOD FUCKING UPD^TE#THE DR^M^TICS! THE PLOT TWIST TH^T THE ^NON W^S NEVER HELD C^PTIVE TO BEGIN WITH!#THE WILD PITCH/P^LE V^CILL^TION THROUGHOUT!#I ^M C^PTIV^TED#am i the asshole#unreality
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it's so funny when this happens
#unrelated but i want to rant why the hell did someone bring up dr**m in my notes WHO THE HELL HAS MENTIONED HIM TODAY#he was not in a single bit even a fraction even a MENTION of those videos get away from me back off ✝️✝️✝️ FKJHKG#do not drag his fans here please this is my big red warning sign to anyone who saw clips and wants to follow i fucking hate that guy#honestly i have s*pn*p even more JUST for being a bitch to fulham#(names censored to stay out of their tags lol)#chat
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Both are attending a meeting with some business partners but soon they insult and make fun of Gil getting himself shot. Thena isn’t having it at all and soon they are begging for mercy and forgiveness 😈
For the tyrant king au of course 😁
"Then we're agreed."
Gil stood, although he hadn't said nearly as much in the meeting as Thena had with their associates. The businessmen in question were mostly interested in Thena's assets, after all, it was just that some of their 'goods' would be distributed through Thena's channels, as well as through Koreatown and Chinatown.
He wasn't nearly interested enough in what was being said; he wanted to be at home, with Thena, cuddling on the couch or listening to her read in bed while he played on his phone.
"Indeed we are," Thena nodded. The businessmen offered their hands, but Thena looked over at him. The Ice Queen didn't shake hands unless she was already acquainted with her associate.
Gil sighed, extending his hand to shake instead. The things he did for this woman. "I'm sure our doors will be open if you need to discuss anything else about the plans."
"Thank you," the associates traded looks, "Tyrant King. Your reputation precedes you. We have heard so much about your work."
He wasn't entirely sure what that was supposed to mean, but he slipped his hands into his pockets as they prepared to end the meeting, "great."
"Is it true you killed Kro?" the younger associate of the two asked in a near whisper, a juvenile glee coming from him as he asked.
"No," Gil answered without hesitation. The younger man looked disappointed before he moved his thumb towards Thena beside him, "she did."
"Ah yes, the Ice Queen is not without her own methods."
Gil caught Thena's eye for just a second. Again, he wasn't really sure what this young guy's deal was, but he was more and more eager to wrap things up.
"But The Prince Eternal, that most certainly was you!" the other associate now joined in. Technically, it was bad decorum--bringing up past business that wasn't anything they should be concerned with, Gil thought.
"Uh, yeah," Gil blinked. He wasn't sure how they had found that one out.
"Ah," the older one at least seemed to realise how rude they were being. "Forgive the intrusion. We do have quite a skilled information dealer we consulted before coming. Can't be ignorant to our honourable host's reputations, after all."
"You can be a little ignorant," Gil mumbled, although it was taken as more of a friendly joke than how he meant it--a genuine urging for them to get the fuck out of his office.
"You've had quite the past, Tyrant King!" the younger one chimed in again. "A bungled affair, sending business away left and right!"
"You even got shot last year!"
Perhaps they were unable to read the room--like, at all. But the two seemed elated to prove that they knew the lives of their business associates. They even grinned at him as they said it.
"It happens," the younger one waved it off like it was nothing, "I don't think you're past your prime at all!"
Gil bit his tongue. He didn't realise that was an opinion people had of him. What--because he got shot?! He didn't see how that was his fault.
"It was the fall of one of the great families in the business back in Korea! Their daughter still hasn't been seen in public."
Gil resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
"Do you know why that is?"
Gil felt a shiver run up even his spine, and he wasn't the one in trouble. He looked at the men who, by the calm looks on their faces, didn't seem to know yet why the temperature had changed so much.
Thena just stared at them, but they didn't make a guess at all. So, she informed them. "It's because I cut off one of her fingers before I sent her back to them."
The two men looked at one another. Apparently that wasn't in the briefing done by their precious 'information dealer' (horseshit). They put on perfectly polite smiles. "We were unaware, Ice Queen."
"Most are," Thena continued to fix them with her icy green glare. She rustled her lace around her shoulders. "I also told her that she would be relieved of her ears next, if I ever saw her near me, or my husband, again."
"Your-"
"We weren't-"
Poor guys didn't even see it coming. They could have just looked down when Thena adjusted her lace to see that she had reached for her hip. Her fingers had grasped the knife she kept around her thigh, which was now driven into the younger man's leg, dangerously close to some key arteries.
She looked at the other one, who flinched just from that. "I take threats - and disrespect - of the Tyrant King very seriously."
"I-I-I would-" he stuttered, trying to back up to the office doors behind him. But he could never have moved fast enough, getting another of her knives launched into the palm of his hand he had been trying to use to show her he meant no harm.
The younger one pulled the knife out of his thigh, but he wasn't in any condition to fight back. Thena used the sole of her heel to push him over in his crumpled posture, like a wounded animal.
"Did you find the story thrilling?" she asked so dryly and evenly. Gil watched as she reached into the younger man's suit jacket and pulled out the weapon he had in an arm holster. She held it in a way that was kind of sexy, honestly. "Did you find it amusing?"
"I'm sorry!" he yelped, trying to crawl, but his leg was all but useless. "I'm sorry, I won't say it again!"
"Do you know where he was shot?" she turned to the other one, who sprinted to the doors and pulled on them to escape.
She shot him from behind, two in the ribs and one by his clavicle (if he had been turned around facing her). "Is it painful?"
Gil just whistled to himself, impressed as always. Thena didn't even look back at him; she wasn't done.
She walked over to the man dragging his bloody hand down Gil's nice, solid oak door. Again, she used her foot to nudge him into looking up at her. "I said: is it painful?"
"Y-Yes," the man snivelled.
"Yes?" Thena glared down at him, flipping his hand over and stepping on it (the injured one).
"Y-Yes--yes, Ice Queen!"
Thena emptied the rest of the clip next to his head, scaring him very literally shitless. She left him kneeling on the floor, watching his life flash before his eyes. The completely empty and useless weapon, she tossed at the head of the other one, letting it smack him in the face like tossing a food wrapper in the garbage.
Gil pulled his hands out of his pockets just to clap. "Holy shit, Princess, that was hot!"
She glared at him, "is that truly the adjective you wish to choose?"
"Okay," he chuckled, walking over to her to amend his compliment. He kissed her temple, wrapping his arm around her, "it was ice cold."
Thena rolled her eyes at the silly joke (as the men screamed and cried in agony in the background). "That was far worse."
"Yeah, but that's why you're marrying me," Gil snickered, positively delighted to bring up their engagement at every possible opportunity.
Thena sighed, straightening his collar and unbuttoning his shirt, now that they weren't in a very important meeting. She liked seeing the edges of his tattoo sleeves encroaching on his shoulders. "I would not say that is why."
"Okay, okay," he chuckled, leading her out of the office that was about to stink of blood and evacuated bowels. "My devilish good looks were too much to resist, huh?"
Thena didn't chide him, at least, letting him lead her away from the mess they left inside. She merely let her lace settle in the crooks of her elbows as he led her to the elevators. "I am willing to agree if it gets us home that much faster."
Gil pointed at his office from the elevator doors, "that's gonna need a good bleaching."
"Understood sir!" his guys knew what that meant, and exactly what evidence to wash out of his area rugs.
Once they were in the elevator, away from prying eyes, Thena allowed him to nuzzle her cheek. "What an exhausting meeting."
"I barely remember anything from it," he agreed, and the way she laughed meant that he didn't need to tell her that. He kissed her cheek, "but I do remember you saying that you felt like sushi tonight."
"Something light, please," she sighed, allowing him to unravel the tight knots that comprised her business persona.
"Anything you desire, Ice Queen," Gil purred for her. He would tell her when they were home how sexy he found her whole defense of him. Maybe he could even get her to be a little pushy with him tonight.
#Ice Queen/Tyrant King AU#Thena is a badass#and Gil is a s i m p#he is king simp#he is his wife's number one fan#she said: does it hurt#Gil: oh my god oh my jesus fucking christ she's so hot holy shit god i love her oh my fuck she#Gil was ready to just be like ugh this is so annoying#maybe at most he would be like okay haha bad joke#Thena as soon as they joke about him being shot: I am going to make you shit your pants#they wanna joke about Gil almost dying?#about her biggest trauma to date#about the worst time of her life#okay sure she's going to toss a gun at you like a rock at a bunch of seagulls#(please don't throw rocks at seagulls I do not condone this)#also I don't usually bring up guns in my stuff because what am I american?#but Thena can damn well make good use of one if she really has to#she didn't have to shoot next to that guy's head#she does admit maybe that part was overboard#Gil is like baby there's a hole in my floor#Thena *shrugs*: technically I fired three shots so that's not a bad ratio
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they couldnt even get his fucking name right 😭
#this years anitrendz poll on anime of the year is A CRIME. A FUCKING CRIME#i am once again having every and all the urges to kill and main mainstream anime fans#yeah i bet fucking 'BULLBUSTER' by studio NUT must have been a better scifi than T R I G U N S T A M P E D E#this is 0 percent important and yet.#trigun#trigun stampede
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hmm
#i jus think its Funny how 🤨#y’all didn’t hate an ‘aesthetic’ until the coquette aesthetic came along#n a lot of y’all might be mad by this but i Never Gave A Fuck#once that aesthetic came along all of a sudden instead of it just letting girls be girls without bein afraid to be that way n instwad#always worried about not appearing like ‘other girls’ in order to appeal to men#the coquette aethetic is a return to womanhood if u will#its not infantalising or sexist or demoralisng#its just girls being girls#the way they wanna be#so what if i wanna wear pink bows in m’hair?#so what if i see bunnies bein’ sillie on the internet n think to m’seld#bcuz that izzz so me#if u get it u get it#if u don’t u don’t#lik .#when the earth girl aesthetic was going crazy y’all didn’t say nothing about it capitalising off of indigenous/afro indigenous cultures even#tho it did#when ‘90s model was back in#y’all didn’t assume every girl who dressed n acted in that way was doin’ hard drugs n starvin herself did u?#so why when i want to wear short skirts n pink n layers of lipgloss n i wanna smell like a faerie that suddenly means#m jus ‘trying to submit myself to men’ n ‘infantilising myself for p——s’ or not being a feminist#like no.#this was never abt men n it never will be#if a man happens to compliment me wearing this certain aesthetic thanks i guess but its not for him#never was#this was for me#this IS for me#the little girl who adored being called princess by her mummy n papi#who had a tiara collection that gathered dust and disuse as the years went on.#who felt the need to lie about her favourite colour being pink after a table of her classmates erupted in laughter at that revelation.
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I AM.GOING TO RESOERT TO VIOLENCE I CAN'Y FUCKING LISTEN TO THE NEW EPISODE
#sherlock & co#sherlock and co#sherlock & co.#sherlock and co.#P L E A S E#JELØY'S LIVEBLOG. I'M YONNA FUCKING FLOP.#OHHH MY GPD I*M GONNA ØOVE THIS ONE
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Arlecchino.
yes.
yes anon, go on.
i'd like to hear more.
#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!#★ ˎˊ˗ inbox... anons!!#mmm.. yes. arlecchino#can i just.#really quickly#smooch whoever made her design rq#its fucking GORGEOUS#her eyes/??#omg.#her hair???#O M G.#H E R OU T F I T . HE. R V O I C E. H E R P E R S O N A L I TY FJSODJKLDJFKAJ#bANGING MY SKUlL AGAINST MY WALL#BANGING MY AKULL AGAINST THE CEMENT PAVEMENTWAUHGHGH
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"i read the wiki and i saw the pages/panels already, why do i need to read the comics?"
because a) some those comics fuck with awing dexterity and stamina b) there's a good chance shit is out of context or simply misrepresented (innocently, humorously, ignorantly or maliciously) and c) you know the beats/endings of tons of shit, but it doesn't impede your enjoyment of it, now does it? sure it's nice to go in spoiler free, but if the gimmick of spoiling material is all a piece of media has, then that piece of media is meritless. you knew who luke skywalker's father was before you saw the movie. is it still worth watching? you knew romeo and juliet died before you read the play. is it still worth reading? do you not want to go on a journey? do you not want to feel something? do you not want to commiserate about the human experience through art? a wiki will never be comprehensive enough to cover everything you would have read or seen yourself--it can't be, not without being the thing itself. even then, you still miss the things not on the page/screen, the things that are only implied, the things that go unstated, or else conspicuously omitted. don't talk to me about shit haunting the narrative if the only haunting you've ever been apart of was your passing despite your dogshit analysis skills haunting the conscience of your eng 101 adjunct professor in perpetual fear of losing their contract and being relocated from their car to under a bridge by demanding college students demonstrate basic reading comprehension, critical thinking, and coherent argumentative skills. boast about killing the author? my friend, you are cain advancing in the fields, skulking, stepping in abel's footprints, filled with murderous intent, with nothing but the chinese telephone-equivalent of a description of a weapon cutting into your soft palms.
#lmfao me#capeshit#thinking about that panel where blown-out-back damian is screaming at dick that he's crazy and he caused [all this]#that was used as an example of damian being a little shit#when it literally was all dick's fault bc he dipped a corpse in the green juice and that corpse tried to kill damian#do i know all the major beats of nightwing 1996? yes. spoiled to hell and back. did i get jerked around by emotions at multiple points#and cry like a bitch when dick tried to comfort aaron in the wreckage of the their apartment complex? i sure as fuck did! big ol' emotions.#the thing is you can read that scene on a wiki you can see it isolated on your screen but you will lack so. much.#the thing is comics are a visual medium. so much is said merely in the positioning the juxtaposition of panels.#like in venn diagram. what the FUCK was that. i don't know. but you sure as fuck won't find it on a wiki. but my eyes saw it!#ask ten people to describe a facial expression in a photo or explain why someone did something in a short story excerpt#and very quickly you will or should notice something disconcerting. you could be getting your information from any of those ten.#what did you see? what did you read? why. fucking argue about it like god intended.#yes indeed god gave humans free will to argue about their blorbos their specialist boys on the internet.#c o n s u m e t h e o r i g i n a l m e d i a n o t p r o d u c t s a n d a e s t h e t i c s
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here's my hot take
#your boyfriend game#i forgot who the other characters are but heres little miss cockblocker and my beloved TK 💚✨💕💖🫀💔#i call him that becuase he keeps COCKBLOCKING me by committing murder and thats crine.#cringe#i like thinking about the high school au because i have confidence that if he went to school with me i could drive him to suicide.#i have the opposite of rizz. like instead of making people want me i make them hate themselves. only when i want to tho#and it's not like i have anything against bald people or violent criminals. the warden from human centipede 3 is both of those and i want#him so fucking badly. all day all night no lube no protection god is dead and we have killed him knock me out and attach me to the prison c#ntipede.#anyway i tried to play this game because he reminded me of said warden. but i got kind of attached to the landlord character#and when i found out theres no way to have sex with him i got so mad i threw up & punched a wall & now my real landlord is mad at me for p#unching a wall.#god's whims are cruel and i am a plaything of life😃#and its all this eggcel (pre-trans femcel) (my headcanon) 's fault i hope everyone die slowly and painfully#except TK i want them to live. they deserve to be happy 💖#anyway i wish p*t*r was real so i could send him this image. i think he would kill himself if he saw this. i would if i was him#i would also kill myself as soon as i found out i was named after a f*mily g*y character tho. so obviously he's not very similar to me.#hate. let me tell you how much ive come to hate you since i began to live. tehre are 387.44 mi9llion miles of#hey if you censor f*m*ly g*y like f***** g*y people will think you're just being homophobic instead of a show hater#gonna start censoring it ike that. teehee#anywway#miku binder the joker and vivziepop heffley. fight#my posts
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