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diggs is unimpressed by the unusual josh allen show of toxic masculinity
#hes on his princess belle type shit#oh my God allen read the feminist fucking manifesto ugh#'the feminine urge to fucking man ๐ถ?'#no allen ๐พ.#joshs 'look at me ๐ถ! look at me!!! ๐ฅฐ' kindergarten boy core of 'me do strong thing! me strong ๐!!' nudge#vs stefs FIST !!!#boy if you dont STOP!!#STOP FOOLIN AROUND WITH THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR !! HE IS MCKENZIES MAN!!!!!!#diggs externally: ๐... ๐ ๐ก ALLEN.#diggs internally: God I Wish That Was Me.#allen: what ๐? i can pick you up too if youd like ๐! wont be a thing!#diggs: STFU. NO ๐พ. S O M E of us are trying to PRACTICE! for FOOTBALL! not WWE comma A L L E N ๐ก!#also diggs under breath: BOTH of us ๐ณ? at the SAME TIME ๐ณ?#... i bet he could bridal style no problem... i bet he could do those elaborate stunts in p*rnos and-#HE WOULDNT NEED NO WALL#WE'LL JUST KEEP IT AT THAT ๐คญ๐คญ#and then diggs realizes he is thinking this a little Too Loud and somehow since the thoughts are so loud someone somewhere#will be able to telepathically pick them up and listen in and embarrass him for his maniacal lustings#so he gets self conscious and turns away with a prissy little 'HMF ๐ค!'#probably lightly bats josh with an offhand swipe like a cat would to a featherstick#josh who could easily shatter his hand into more pieces: ๐ aw dang! *gives up* ๐ฅบ#verrrry inch resting how josh being captain america x shirtless thor levels of h*rny handsome manness is a diggs aggravator#but josh telling diggs hes thankful for him as par thanksgiving general niceties makes diggs wanna leap into his arms#and start mewling#i knew what diggs was from the Beginning (sl*t trope who is surprisingly won over by softness#i know youre a c*mboy. i know you are.#diggs/allen#allen always feeding his lumberjack fan dreams i love it. i am nourished THANK U#AND THANK U O CHERISHED MOOT OF MINE 4 THIS IMAGE I LOVE BEING GIVEN THEM!! IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE#there are no moots like my moots FIND your OWN ๐ก๐คฌ!!!
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GLUTTONY (Lackadaisy x Isekai Male Reader) Bio:
-Name:
โขX/N K/N (Before Reincarnation)
โขX/N May (After Reincarnation)
-Eyes's color:
โขBlack (Before Reincarnation)
โขGreen (After Reincarnation)
-Fur's color:
โขBrown (After Reincarnation)
-Species:
โขHuman (Before Reincarnation)
โขCat (After Reincarnation)
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-Age:
โข45 (Before Reincarnation)
โข25 (After Reincarnation)
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-Family:
โขW/N K/N (Father) (Before Reincarnation)
โขV/N J/N (Mother) (Before Reincarnation)
โขAtlas May (Lackadaisy) (Adoptive Father) (After Reincarnation) (๐บ๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขMitzi May (Lackadaisy) (Adoptive Mother) (After Reincarnation) (๐บ๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขRocky Rickaby/Rockyrickbaby (Lackadaisy) (Older Brother figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐บ๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขIvy Pepper (Lackadaisy) (Younger Sister figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐บ๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขCalvin "Freckle" Allen McCurry (Lackadaisy) (Younger Brother figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐บ๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขViktor Vasko (Lackadaisy) (Uncle figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขDorian "Zib" Zibowski (Lackadaisy) (Uncle figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขHoratio Bruno (Lackadaisy) (Younger Brother figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขSedgewick Sable (Lackadaisy) (Uncle figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขJ.J (Lackadaisy) (Uncle figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขReuben "Ruby" Pepper (Lackadaisy) (Uncle figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขEffie Pepper (Lackadaisy) (Aunt figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ธ๐ผ๐โโฌ๐ฟ๐๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขLeo Quackenbush (Lackadaisy) (Uncle figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขNina McCurry (Aunt figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขMrs. Bapka (Grandma figure) (After Reincarnation) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
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-Enemies:
โขAsa Sweet (Marigold Gang) (๐ธ๐ฝ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขMordecai Heller (Marigold Gang) (๐ธ๐ฝ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขSerafine Savoy (Marigold Gang) (๐ธ๐ฝ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขNicodeme Savoy (Marigold Gang) (๐ธ๐ฝ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขWes Clyde (Marigold Gang) (๐ธ๐ฝ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขFish (Marigold Gang) (๐ธ๐ฝ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขGrachie Grombach (Marigold Gang) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขBenjy Jessup (Marigold Gang) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขAvril (Pig Farmers/Marigold Gang) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขEmery (Pig Farmers/Marigold Gang) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขAvery (Pig Farmers/Marigold Gang) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขArchie (Maitre Carrefour Cult) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขJoey (Marigold Gang) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขCaptain Kehoe (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
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-Love Interest:
Zulie (Maitre Carrefour Cult) (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
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-Friends:
โขDominic Drago (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขLacy Hardt (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขEdmund Church (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขElsa Bastion (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขBobby Bastion (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
โขAbelard Arbogast (๐ฝ๐ธ๐บ๐น๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐๐โโฌ)
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-Weapon:
โขTommy Gun
------------------------------------------------------Like: Spend time with his family, Take Zulie out for a date, drinking whisky, listening to Jazz, hand to hand combat, protect his new family and friends
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Dislike: Seeing his loved ones suffer, The Pig Farmers, the Marigold Gang, The Maitre Carrefour Cult
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WHO IS IT? D. RICCIARDO!
summary โถ after a few months of soft launching your boyfriend, your fans try to guess who he is but this sets daniel off !
parings โถ daniel ricciardo x celebrity makeup artist!fem!reader!
faceclaim โถ stenss on instagram!
type of fic โถ smau!
notes โถ youโre a celebrity make up artist, its not mentioned a lot but i just thought that was important ๐ญ brief appearances of timothee chalamet, logan lerman, jeremy allen white, austin butler, jacob elordi & nicholas galitzine! daniel being down bad, & swearing!
#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !
liked by sabrinacarpenter, user, tchalamet and 652,139 others!
yourusername the best passenger princess ๐ฝ๐ซ
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user when are we gonna see this man yn
โฅ yourusername SOON SOON I PROMISE i just wanna edge yall a little longer <3
user shes so gorgeous omfg
user its been 6 months.. we ainโt never gon see mystery man ๐
user tutorial for this look NOWW
user guys what if her boyfriend is like really famous
โฅ user wow kid genius who wouldโve thought ๐
โฅ user OOUH that sounded really bratty
user hey guys thatโs actually me in the last photo!
user THE MAKEUPPP >>>
user the way its been like 6 months and we still donโt know who this man this
user am i the only one who thinks its charles ?? or at least max ?
โฅ user well yes!
user does anyone have theories on who her boyfriend could be ??
โฅ user theres a whole thread on twitter !! its by @/username ๐ญ๐ญ
nicholasgalitzine i know something you all donโt know ๐ฅธ
โฅ user MF WHAT DOES THIS ENTAIL??
โฅ user i hate yall
โฅ yourusername NICHOLAS SHUT UP
user whoever she is with, sleep with one eye open. ๐พ
sabrinacarpenter yall are cute or whatever..
โฅ yourusername not as cute as u ๐
โฅ sabrinacarpenter omg r we gonna kiss rn
โฅ yourusername MWAH ๐ฝ
#TWITTER: THE THREAD !
#TEXT MESSAGES: DANIEL x YOU !
#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !
liked by danielricciardo, tchalamet, user and 932,638 others!
yourusername thank you to everyone on the internet who decided to give my wonderful boyfriend a literal heart attack by shipping me with other men ๐๐ ๏ผ danielricciardo hereโs your hard launch pookie <33
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danielricciardo WOW NO SAPPY CAPTION? ๐พ
โฅ yourusername yk i could just say this is a lie and let them ship me with charles still.
โฅ danielricciardo DONT YOU DARE.
โฅ charles_leclerc love you yn but please donโt !!
โฅ yourusername i like alex more anyway ๐ฝ
danielricciardo CAN I POST MINE NOW BABY
โฅ yourusername HELL YEAH OFC YOU CAN AREGGH
user oh my god
user I WAS NOT EXPECTING DANIEL???
user WAITTT THEYRE SO CUTTEEE
maxverstappen1 finally ๐๐ป i was tired of him acting as if he was gonna die without being able to date you in public. also im tired of everyone shipping us ๐คข๐คข
โฅ yourusername PEOPLE WERE SHIPPING US TOO?? EURRHGHHH
โฅ maxverstappen1 okay youโre doing TOO much.
user max knew too?!! how tf did he keep it quiet for so long ๐ญ๐ญ
user THE KISS MARKS ON HIS FACE ๐ตโ๐ซ
user ME AND WHO?? ๐๐
user girl date me instead ๐งโโ๏ธ
โฅ danielricciardo get up tf ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ
โฅ user OH??
landonorris congratulations you two ๐ (daniel you owe me 20,000 pounds)
โฅ yourusername FOR WHAT ???
โฅ danielricciardo me and lando had a bet on who would spill our secret first ๐
landonorris YEAAAH IM RICH ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ท๐ท
#INSTAGRAM: DANIELRICCIARDO !
liked by yourusername, nicholasgalitzine, user, and 864,124 others!
danielricciardo YES SHES MY GIRLFRIEND (SOON TO BE WIFE). NOT ANY OF THOSE OTHER WHITE BOYS ๐ซ๐ซต๐ผ!!! STOP SHIPPING HER WITH THEM ๐พ!! i love you gorgeous @/yourusername
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user SHES SO GORGEOUS WTFF
โฅ danielricciardo I KNOW RIGHTT ๐ซ๐ซ
user pink is so her color omgg
user THE MICHAEL MYERS PIC?? daniel pls tell me you were michael.
โฅ danielricciardo ๐คญ
user AHHHHH
user her hairr i need a 360 rn
tchalamet heartbroken to know that iโm referred to as just โany of those other white boysโ ๐
โฅ jeremyallenwhite yeaah me too! i havenโt done anything ๐
โฅ jacobelordi me three ๐ yn i thought we were friends
โฅ austinbutler i thought so as well ! daniel me & you seemed to get along very well!
โฅ loganlerman idk where i fit into all of this but i too am offended ! ๐คจ
โฅ danielricciardo well WOMP WOMP ๐ซต๐ผ also austin me and you do get along very well. STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND.
โฅ yourusername DANIEL DONT EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS WHAT OMG
โฅ danielricciardo sorry baby, gotta assert my dominance over these men ๐ฎโ๐จ
user hang on im trying to spell gorjus ๐๐ผ
user THE SUSPECTS COMMENTING IJBOLL
charles_leclerc cheers to the happy couple ๐ (and to me for being free from the yn x charles rumors ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ)
yourusername im sorry charles ๐ say hi to alex for me tho ๐ฝ
user oh sheโs already my favorite wag
โฅ user HER PADDOCK OUTFITS & MAKEUP ARE GONNA EATTT
user the hand placement in the yacht pic omfg???
user my parents fr
user if yall break up im gonna do something VERY bad.
nicholasgalitzine im so glad you guys are finally bringing this to the public.. it was getting exhausting to try and keep my mouth shut ๐
โฅ yourusername we appreciate you very much nicholas ๐ซถ๐ผ๐
yourusername i love you so much baby ๐ฅน
โฅ danielricciardo I LOVE YOU MORE BABY ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ซถ๐ผ๐ซถ๐ผโค๏ธโค๏ธ
nymphia talks ! this is my first fic & i hope you all enjoy it โบ๏ธ๐ซถ๐ผ! thereโs not much i wanna add tbh so erm yeah! <3
#nymphia works. เธ
^โข๏ปโข^เธ
#daniel riccardo x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#daniel ricciardo smau#f1 x reader#f1 smau#daniel ricciardo texts#f1 x you#f1 imagine#daniel ricciardo imagine#daniel ricciardo fics. โ๏ธ
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Donโt mess with Bart Allenโฆ
Since we were denied seeing more Bart this episode - I figured Iโd draw him insteadโฆ
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LB
#my artwork#bart allen#kid flash#young justice phantoms#yj s4 spoilers#young justice season 4#yj#young justice#illustration#procreate#fanart#yj fanart#artists on tumblr
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Josh allen: *throws to diggs, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: God working the way he so intended ๐๐๐๐พ !
Josh allen: *throws to Gabe, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: I WANT A DIVORCE ๐พโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ!1!!1!
#STOP๐พ๐พ!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT ๐ฟ WHY.#allen:.... my.... my job ๐?#allen: ..... sorry ?
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GLUTTONY (Lackadaisy x Isekai Male Reader) The Lackadaisy crew (Part 1):
โขAtlas May (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขMitzi May (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขX/N May (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขHoratio Bruno (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขJ.J (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขDorian "Zib" Zibowski (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขIvy Pepper (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขViktor Vasko (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขCalvin "Freckle" Allen McMurray (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขRocky Rickaby/Rockyrickbaby (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐๐โโฌ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
โขSedgewick Sable (Lackadaisy) (๐ธ๐ผ๐โโฌ๐ฟ๐๐ป๐ฝ๐๐พ๐บ๐น)
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the married couples are Sitting by each Other <33
#muscle man voice from regular show#the helmets make it seem like there are smaller tinier football men sitting between them but it is just their helmets#it looks like gabe is wearing a swim cap lol#wow.. look at them#they said#mckenzie/davis#and#diggs/allen#!!!#my propagandas in TWO forms !!!#the rarepair and the slightly bigger pair...#all very GAY !#perfectly balanced as all things should be <3#diggs actually looking at the coach trying to talk to allen vs allen looking away from the coach trying to talk to him LMAO#diggs is going to protect his mans from a man trying to do his job#hes gonna listen to what the coach has to say then hes gonna lean into joshs ear and whisper 'he shouldnt talk to U in that tone ๐พ'#and josh who was completely zoned out the entire time is gonna be like '๐......YEAAAAH- no he SHOULDNT ๐ ๐ ๐ก!!!!'#he said he wanted no PICKLES!!!!!!!!#and gabe n mckenzie are gonna watch this whole thing go down n gabe is gonna turn to isaiah and be like#'how come u dont point out obvious things for ME to get irrationally mad over๐คจ??' and isaiah is gonna be like ๐ฆ#diggs and allen are very#diggs: im cold :(#allen: oh here baby take my jacket <3!!!#and mckenzie and gabe are ...#isaiah whos been watching diggs and allen: ... i. im cold too ๐ฅบ๐๐...#gabe clutching onto his own jacket tighter: well shit isaiah i dont control the weather ๐.#very much fun <3 they should go on a double date#id like to see what happens ... what restaurants would they Destroy.
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