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diggs is unimpressed by the unusual josh allen show of toxic masculinity
#hes on his princess belle type shit#oh my God allen read the feminist fucking manifesto ugh#'the feminine urge to fucking man 🐶?'#no allen 😾.#joshs 'look at me 🐶! look at me!!! 🥰' kindergarten boy core of 'me do strong thing! me strong 😄!!' nudge#vs stefs FIST !!!#boy if you dont STOP!!#STOP FOOLIN AROUND WITH THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR !! HE IS MCKENZIES MAN!!!!!!#diggs externally: 🙄... 😠😡 ALLEN.#diggs internally: God I Wish That Was Me.#allen: what 😄? i can pick you up too if youd like 😃! wont be a thing!#diggs: STFU. NO 😾. S O M E of us are trying to PRACTICE! for FOOTBALL! not WWE comma A L L E N 😡!#also diggs under breath: BOTH of us 😳? at the SAME TIME 😳?#... i bet he could bridal style no problem... i bet he could do those elaborate stunts in p*rnos and-#HE WOULDNT NEED NO WALL#WE'LL JUST KEEP IT AT THAT 🤭🤭#and then diggs realizes he is thinking this a little Too Loud and somehow since the thoughts are so loud someone somewhere#will be able to telepathically pick them up and listen in and embarrass him for his maniacal lustings#so he gets self conscious and turns away with a prissy little 'HMF 😤!'#probably lightly bats josh with an offhand swipe like a cat would to a featherstick#josh who could easily shatter his hand into more pieces: 😃 aw dang! *gives up* 🥺#verrrry inch resting how josh being captain america x shirtless thor levels of h*rny handsome manness is a diggs aggravator#but josh telling diggs hes thankful for him as par thanksgiving general niceties makes diggs wanna leap into his arms#and start mewling#i knew what diggs was from the Beginning (sl*t trope who is surprisingly won over by softness#i know youre a c*mboy. i know you are.#diggs/allen#allen always feeding his lumberjack fan dreams i love it. i am nourished THANK U#AND THANK U O CHERISHED MOOT OF MINE 4 THIS IMAGE I LOVE BEING GIVEN THEM!! IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE#there are no moots like my moots FIND your OWN 😡🤬!!!
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WHO IS IT? D. RICCIARDO!
summary ✶ after a few months of soft launching your boyfriend, your fans try to guess who he is but this sets daniel off !
parings ✶ daniel ricciardo x celebrity makeup artist!fem!reader!
faceclaim ✶ stenss on instagram!
type of fic ✶ smau!
notes ✶ you’re a celebrity make up artist, its not mentioned a lot but i just thought that was important 😭 brief appearances of timothee chalamet, logan lerman, jeremy allen white, austin butler, jacob elordi & nicholas galitzine! daniel being down bad, & swearing!
#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !
liked by sabrinacarpenter, user, tchalamet and 652,139 others!
yourusername the best passenger princess 😽💫
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user when are we gonna see this man yn
➥ yourusername SOON SOON I PROMISE i just wanna edge yall a little longer <3
user shes so gorgeous omfg
user its been 6 months.. we ain’t never gon see mystery man 😒
user tutorial for this look NOWW
user guys what if her boyfriend is like really famous
➥ user wow kid genius who would’ve thought 😐
➥ user OOUH that sounded really bratty
user hey guys that’s actually me in the last photo!
user THE MAKEUPPP >>>
user the way its been like 6 months and we still don’t know who this man this
user am i the only one who thinks its charles ?? or at least max ?
➥ user well yes!
user does anyone have theories on who her boyfriend could be ??
➥ user theres a whole thread on twitter !! its by @/username 😭😭
nicholasgalitzine i know something you all don’t know 🥸
➥ user MF WHAT DOES THIS ENTAIL??
➥ user i hate yall
➥ yourusername NICHOLAS SHUT UP
user whoever she is with, sleep with one eye open. 😾
sabrinacarpenter yall are cute or whatever..
➥ yourusername not as cute as u 😛
➥ sabrinacarpenter omg r we gonna kiss rn
➥ yourusername MWAH 😽
#TWITTER: THE THREAD !
#TEXT MESSAGES: DANIEL x YOU !
#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !
liked by danielricciardo, tchalamet, user and 932,638 others!
yourusername thank you to everyone on the internet who decided to give my wonderful boyfriend a literal heart attack by shipping me with other men 💔💔 ＠danielricciardo here’s your hard launch pookie <33
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danielricciardo WOW NO SAPPY CAPTION? 😾
➥ yourusername yk i could just say this is a lie and let them ship me with charles still.
➥ danielricciardo DONT YOU DARE.
➥ charles_leclerc love you yn but please don’t !!
➥ yourusername i like alex more anyway 😽
danielricciardo CAN I POST MINE NOW BABY
➥ yourusername HELL YEAH OFC YOU CAN AREGGH
user oh my god
user I WAS NOT EXPECTING DANIEL???
user WAITTT THEYRE SO CUTTEEE
maxverstappen1 finally 🙏🏻 i was tired of him acting as if he was gonna die without being able to date you in public. also im tired of everyone shipping us 🤢🤢
➥ yourusername PEOPLE WERE SHIPPING US TOO?? EURRHGHHH
➥ maxverstappen1 okay you’re doing TOO much.
user max knew too?!! how tf did he keep it quiet for so long 😭😭
user THE KISS MARKS ON HIS FACE 😵💫
user ME AND WHO?? 🙁🙁
user girl date me instead 🧎♀️
➥ danielricciardo get up tf 🧎♀️🔫
➥ user OH??
landonorris congratulations you two 🎉 (daniel you owe me 20,000 pounds)
➥ yourusername FOR WHAT ???
➥ danielricciardo me and lando had a bet on who would spill our secret first 🙁
landonorris YEAAAH IM RICH 👯♀️💷💷
#INSTAGRAM: DANIELRICCIARDO !
liked by yourusername, nicholasgalitzine, user, and 864,124 others!
danielricciardo YES SHES MY GIRLFRIEND (SOON TO BE WIFE). NOT ANY OF THOSE OTHER WHITE BOYS 🚫🫵🏼!!! STOP SHIPPING HER WITH THEM 😾!! i love you gorgeous @/yourusername
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user SHES SO GORGEOUS WTFF
➥ danielricciardo I KNOW RIGHTT 😫😫
user pink is so her color omgg
user THE MICHAEL MYERS PIC?? daniel pls tell me you were michael.
➥ danielricciardo 🤭
user AHHHHH
user her hairr i need a 360 rn
tchalamet heartbroken to know that i’m referred to as just “any of those other white boys” 💔
➥ jeremyallenwhite yeaah me too! i haven’t done anything 😂
➥ jacobelordi me three 😞 yn i thought we were friends
➥ austinbutler i thought so as well ! daniel me & you seemed to get along very well!
➥ loganlerman idk where i fit into all of this but i too am offended ! 🤨
➥ danielricciardo well WOMP WOMP 🫵🏼 also austin me and you do get along very well. STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND.
➥ yourusername DANIEL DONT EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS WHAT OMG
➥ danielricciardo sorry baby, gotta assert my dominance over these men 😮💨
user hang on im trying to spell gorjus 🙏🏼
user THE SUSPECTS COMMENTING IJBOLL
charles_leclerc cheers to the happy couple 🎉 (and to me for being free from the yn x charles rumors 🙏🏼🙏🏼)
yourusername im sorry charles 🙁 say hi to alex for me tho 😽
user oh she’s already my favorite wag
➥ user HER PADDOCK OUTFITS & MAKEUP ARE GONNA EATTT
user the hand placement in the yacht pic omfg???
user my parents fr
user if yall break up im gonna do something VERY bad.
nicholasgalitzine im so glad you guys are finally bringing this to the public.. it was getting exhausting to try and keep my mouth shut 💔
➥ yourusername we appreciate you very much nicholas 🫶🏼😛
yourusername i love you so much baby 🥹
➥ danielricciardo I LOVE YOU MORE BABY 🥺🥺😽😽😽🫶🏼🫶🏼❤️❤️
nymphia talks ! this is my first fic & i hope you all enjoy it ☺️🫶🏼! there’s not much i wanna add tbh so erm yeah! <3
#nymphia works. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ#daniel riccardo x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#daniel ricciardo smau#f1 x reader#f1 smau#daniel ricciardo texts#f1 x you#f1 imagine#daniel ricciardo imagine#daniel ricciardo fics. ✉️
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Don’t mess with Bart Allen…
Since we were denied seeing more Bart this episode - I figured I’d draw him instead…
😾
LB
#my artwork#bart allen#kid flash#young justice phantoms#yj s4 spoilers#young justice season 4#yj#young justice#illustration#procreate#fanart#yj fanart#artists on tumblr
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Josh allen: *throws to diggs, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: God working the way he so intended 😁😋👍🏾 !
Josh allen: *throws to Gabe, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: I WANT A DIVORCE 😾‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️!1!!1!
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the married couples are Sitting by each Other <33
#muscle man voice from regular show#the helmets make it seem like there are smaller tinier football men sitting between them but it is just their helmets#it looks like gabe is wearing a swim cap lol#wow.. look at them#they said#mckenzie/davis#and#diggs/allen#!!!#my propagandas in TWO forms !!!#the rarepair and the slightly bigger pair...#all very GAY !#perfectly balanced as all things should be <3#diggs actually looking at the coach trying to talk to allen vs allen looking away from the coach trying to talk to him LMAO#diggs is going to protect his mans from a man trying to do his job#hes gonna listen to what the coach has to say then hes gonna lean into joshs ear and whisper 'he shouldnt talk to U in that tone 😾'#and josh who was completely zoned out the entire time is gonna be like '😐......YEAAAAH- no he SHOULDNT 😠😠😡!!!!'#he said he wanted no PICKLES!!!!!!!!#and gabe n mckenzie are gonna watch this whole thing go down n gabe is gonna turn to isaiah and be like#'how come u dont point out obvious things for ME to get irrationally mad over🤨??' and isaiah is gonna be like 😦#diggs and allen are very#diggs: im cold :(#allen: oh here baby take my jacket <3!!!#and mckenzie and gabe are ...#isaiah whos been watching diggs and allen: ... i. im cold too 🥺👉👈...#gabe clutching onto his own jacket tighter: well shit isaiah i dont control the weather 😑.#very much fun <3 they should go on a double date#id like to see what happens ... what restaurants would they Destroy.
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