#diggs externally: πŸ™„... 😠😑 ALLEN.
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jrueships Β· 2 years ago
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diggs is unimpressed by the unusual josh allen show of toxic masculinity
#hes on his princess belle type shit#oh my God allen read the feminist fucking manifesto ugh#'the feminine urge to fucking man 🐢?'#no allen 😾.#joshs 'look at me 🐢! look at me!!! πŸ₯°' kindergarten boy core of 'me do strong thing! me strong πŸ˜„!!' nudge#vs stefs FIST !!!#boy if you dont STOP!!#STOP FOOLIN AROUND WITH THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR !! HE IS MCKENZIES MAN!!!!!!#diggs externally: πŸ™„... 😠😑 ALLEN.#diggs internally: God I Wish That Was Me.#allen: what πŸ˜„? i can pick you up too if youd like πŸ˜ƒ! wont be a thing!#diggs: STFU. NO 😾. S O M E of us are trying to PRACTICE! for FOOTBALL! not WWE comma A L L E N 😑!#also diggs under breath: BOTH of us 😳? at the SAME TIME 😳?#... i bet he could bridal style no problem... i bet he could do those elaborate stunts in p*rnos and-#HE WOULDNT NEED NO WALL#WE'LL JUST KEEP IT AT THAT 🀭🀭#and then diggs realizes he is thinking this a little Too Loud and somehow since the thoughts are so loud someone somewhere#will be able to telepathically pick them up and listen in and embarrass him for his maniacal lustings#so he gets self conscious and turns away with a prissy little 'HMF 😀!'#probably lightly bats josh with an offhand swipe like a cat would to a featherstick#josh who could easily shatter his hand into more pieces: πŸ˜ƒ aw dang! *gives up* πŸ₯Ί#verrrry inch resting how josh being captain america x shirtless thor levels of h*rny handsome manness is a diggs aggravator#but josh telling diggs hes thankful for him as par thanksgiving general niceties makes diggs wanna leap into his arms#and start mewling#i knew what diggs was from the Beginning (sl*t trope who is surprisingly won over by softness#i know youre a c*mboy. i know you are.#diggs/allen#allen always feeding his lumberjack fan dreams i love it. i am nourished THANK U#AND THANK U O CHERISHED MOOT OF MINE 4 THIS IMAGE I LOVE BEING GIVEN THEM!! IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE#there are no moots like my moots FIND your OWN 😑🀬!!!
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