#diggs externally: ๐... ๐ ๐ก ALLEN.
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diggs is unimpressed by the unusual josh allen show of toxic masculinity
#hes on his princess belle type shit#oh my God allen read the feminist fucking manifesto ugh#'the feminine urge to fucking man ๐ถ?'#no allen ๐พ.#joshs 'look at me ๐ถ! look at me!!! ๐ฅฐ' kindergarten boy core of 'me do strong thing! me strong ๐!!' nudge#vs stefs FIST !!!#boy if you dont STOP!!#STOP FOOLIN AROUND WITH THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR !! HE IS MCKENZIES MAN!!!!!!#diggs externally: ๐... ๐ ๐ก ALLEN.#diggs internally: God I Wish That Was Me.#allen: what ๐? i can pick you up too if youd like ๐! wont be a thing!#diggs: STFU. NO ๐พ. S O M E of us are trying to PRACTICE! for FOOTBALL! not WWE comma A L L E N ๐ก!#also diggs under breath: BOTH of us ๐ณ? at the SAME TIME ๐ณ?#... i bet he could bridal style no problem... i bet he could do those elaborate stunts in p*rnos and-#HE WOULDNT NEED NO WALL#WE'LL JUST KEEP IT AT THAT ๐คญ๐คญ#and then diggs realizes he is thinking this a little Too Loud and somehow since the thoughts are so loud someone somewhere#will be able to telepathically pick them up and listen in and embarrass him for his maniacal lustings#so he gets self conscious and turns away with a prissy little 'HMF ๐ค!'#probably lightly bats josh with an offhand swipe like a cat would to a featherstick#josh who could easily shatter his hand into more pieces: ๐ aw dang! *gives up* ๐ฅบ#verrrry inch resting how josh being captain america x shirtless thor levels of h*rny handsome manness is a diggs aggravator#but josh telling diggs hes thankful for him as par thanksgiving general niceties makes diggs wanna leap into his arms#and start mewling#i knew what diggs was from the Beginning (sl*t trope who is surprisingly won over by softness#i know youre a c*mboy. i know you are.#diggs/allen#allen always feeding his lumberjack fan dreams i love it. i am nourished THANK U#AND THANK U O CHERISHED MOOT OF MINE 4 THIS IMAGE I LOVE BEING GIVEN THEM!! IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE#there are no moots like my moots FIND your OWN ๐ก๐คฌ!!!
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