#capeshit

[87dvhnk]

[mindless-cinematic-trash]

[pollackpatrol]

[ID: A fake screenshot of a news show, showing a picture of J. Jonah Jameson. Text reads, "J Jonah Jameson reports," and, "'This isn't because you're trans, Spider-Man' Daily Bugle editor shouts." End ID.]

[the-gamling-dog]

Is it Batman? Is it our sky? Who knows, and it doesnt really matter.

This was just an attempt to #do it shitty and hopefully show someone that your art is better than you think ;)

[indie-ttrpg-of-the-week]

really wish my stupid standards considered Masks an indie game because it'd be like. the one time i get to nerd out about comics in this lololol

[dyscomancer]

absolutely destroys me knowing how completely brainwashed some people are into feeding into the MCU's cycle of endless exploitable garbage capeshit content. my friends came out of Ant Man 17 or whatever the fuck the other day like "yeah it wasn't bad. definitely a setup movie."

a setup movie. i want to wallow in the absurdity of that statement. these corporate creatures vaguely resembling humans make movies as advertisements for their next movies. "setup movies" are a thing and art is fucking dead. this piece of filler costs more than the GDP of some countries. how does anyone at Disney sleep at night knowing they're contributing to the death of human expression and critical thought

[orangeispice]

it's so hard explaining how i imagine the dynamics of luke cage, danny rand and jessica jones

a) it's important that at some point they've had some weirdass romance pentagon with matt murdock and peter parker and misty knight (who had something with colleen). ahem.

b) lukedannyjess is wholesome bc it's the world where all three of them are happy. usually the three of them raising dani cage

c) lukedanny is good because THIS is a real example of best friends to lovers.

d) lukejess is good because it's canon, and they make each other better people and i just love them so much

e) dannyjess gets overlooked a lot, part of which is because of the fact that danny really didn't like jess when luke first brought her around, but they're since cleared that up. but the narrative potential of luke being injured and falling in love with the partner of the man you're in love with has a lot of hgnnnngnggh good plot to it

f) dannymisty, where lukedannyjess does NOT happen. though in this timeline, danny definitely had feelings for luke at some point, can't convince me otherwise. but in this timeline, we get lucy rand, who CANONICALLY ends up marrying dani cage in a timeline where they both exist

guys im so normal aboout this i swear--

[enthusiastofshit]

[farmergadda]

The full release of my Caltrop Core ttrpg SW//NG is available on itch!

Because you have Power, you have Responsibility. Because of your Responsibility, you have to face your Past. And your Past? That's the one thing your Power can never fix.

10 pages. Colors. Questionably Useful Roll Tables. All you need is some D4's and maybe a bag of skittles. Get out there and be the best damn hero you can be.

Every 5 dollar purchase creates a free community copy for someone else!

Put on the Mask. Take the Step. And FLY.

[cheeseburgers-for-america]

[kobabeach]

im not gonna liveblog abt hank mccoy's massive gazongas shut up

[87dvhnk]

please i am sick of them. everywhere you look they are hanging off of each other. i can't screenshot them all, but if they are on the page together even bug small in the corner half hidden behind a pillar where's waldo style they are entwined like twizzlers.

[mindless-cinematic-trash]

[heavens-cheerleader]

MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS:

LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

[ghostsandgod]

Watchmen | Rorschach

"Justice? Justice is coming to all of us, no matter what the fuck we do."

Rorschach, the better, non-pussy Batman.

[jinglebellrockstars]

i love when superhero movie fans are like "why are people so scared of superhero media being campy and fun?" when they themselves are so scared of superhero media being the slightest bit serious and thoughtful. you are literally that which you fear