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yall notice the moment the ref called jake on measuring??? he has 5 inches of reach on tyson that why tyson was barely hitting jake was standing juuuuuuust far away the whole fight and still barely won on a technicality in 8 2 minute rounds against tyson
#even the girls got 10 2 minute rounds#jake wanted that fight to be short as hell and he ran the clock out the whole fight#fucking coward ass bitch#jake paul#mike tyson
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it doesn’t fully hit chuuya that he misses dazai until winter hits and the cold that touches his skin feels achingly familiar but still not close enough to the way no longer human would flood his senses with relief whenever dazai used to touch him and he realizes that no cold breeze could ever replicate that feeling or satisfy his restless soul the way the chill of Dazai’s touch could
#chuuya drunk out of his mind: m’ fuckim ice pack… I want m ice pack back..icy ass bitch#kouyou: chuuya what the fuck does that even mean#bsd#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#skk#this could b taken as platonic too if ur not a coward#just worstie tingz#is it even winter still I forgot to post this sooner oops#just clearing out my drafts
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Do not let the Protestant Work Ethic Beast in your head win!
You are not alone! You are not the sole difference between death and life! You are a person who will at some point need to take a break!
That is why there is community! That is why there is organizing! Do not despair because you, alone, are not currently boots on the ground fixing things! Do something, but do not let that something be collapsing!
#I will not be firebombing a walmart I have a dad to care for#Rn Im at work keeping the lgbtq center at my school open and cheerful#That's all I can do rn#that and tell yall not to kill yourselves#if you do I'm dragging you back cause I'm not doing this shit alone#Fuck Trump and his mama we aren't letting doomer shit win#You really wanna kill yourself over a bitch ass christian piss baby?? You're gonna let that man be your 13th reason?#It will be awful I will not lie to you. It will be miserable#But he is a bitch ass motherfucker and a coward who stands on nothing but his crumbling wealth and the hatred of his fans#Take a breather. Refresh. Drink a cold fanta orange with me cause that shit fucking slaps rn#Then get on the ground and get shit going whether that's packing your bags to go to a safer area or getting ready to throw hands#But the last thing we're gonna do is sit here and act like no one will survive to see another day#Cause I will. I will see the next day if it kills me#we will see another day and that day will be another one closer to palestine being free#that will be another day closer to ensuring human rights for all#another day closer to progress and a separation of church and state#another day closer to the rest of our lives#Do not collapse but I am here to pick you up if you do#And if I'm not someone else is#fuck it we ball#ex christian#religious trauma
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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STOP HARASSING @askbillchiper.
QUIT IT. NOW. THEY AREN'T FUCKING COMFORTABLE WITH IT. STOP MAKING THEM SCARED. STOP BULLYING THEM. STOP HARASSING THEM. QUIT SAYING SUSPICIOUS STUFF TO THEM. THEY DON'T LIKE IT. YOU GUYS ARE STUPID ASS FUCKERS WHO NEED TO GO AWAY. LEAVE THE GRAVITY FALLS COMMUNITY ALONE IF YOU'RE GONNA HARASS IT. I'M FIGHTING BACK THE URGE TO SAY A LOT MORE HURTFUL THINGS NOW...
#gravity falls#will cipher#bill cipher#announcement#mod post#fuck you anons#if i get any asks like that#i'll yet at you because your just some stupid ass baby hiding behind a screen#you stupid ass cowards#dumbass bitches#i hate you anons#go away#leave my friend alons#you stupid fucks
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USOPP ABSOLUTELY POPPING TF OFF???? Hitting a target THAT far away with SUPREME precision AND unlocking Haki?? I’M SITTING HERE LIKE
#MY MANS!!!!!!!!!!!#Listen I was REALLY upset with him earlier in the arc when he was a PUSSY and ran away from Trebol#Like. He had a whole thing about how he’s changed and how he’s not that much of a coward anymore#AND THEN HE FUCKING LEFT THE TONTATTAS AND RAN WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH#I WAS SO. FUCKING MAD#They were getting their asses beat and crying his name and he was being the BIGGEST fucking pussy on the planet#GOD I wanted to throttle him#It’s okay tho this was his redemption moment.#SO PROUD OF YOU BABY#Love that his fear of losing Luffy overpowered any feelings of cowardice#Like. He was so worried he was going to forget Luffy. He DID ALL THAT FOR HIS CAPTAIN#ALSO WHEN HE SAID ‘The seas without you…I don’t ever want to see that!’ FUCKIGN. USOLU MOMENT. SOBBING#I swooned. I’ll be honest I swooned. His sniper skills kicked in and I was like OHHHHHHHH?!!!!! SIRRRR 👀👀👀😳#Coughs anyway.#One Piece#Shima speaks#Usopp
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on disability month no less ❤️
#txt#coward ass bitch sending it on anon too cos youre not brave to say this shit to my face 😭#also. who the fuck are u calling 'girl'i dont know you
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reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller
#snap chats#do you guys know how obsessed i am with this picture its the funniest shit ive ever seen in my goddamn life#why the fuck kume actually look like a politician. Like No Shit but he just /looks like a politician/ yk#oh my god wait its cause he literally looks like ben shapiro i fucking hate this game#i just know aoki put a gallon of hand sanitizer on his hands after that photo shoot jesus christ#THE BACKGROUND stop.#AOKI LOOKS SO LANKY. SICKLY EVEN ITS SO UNNERVING#theres a politician over here God Help Me Remember His Name#JOHN FETTERMAN. GOD HE SUCKS AND HE'S 6'8 LKE WHAT THE FUCK LITERALLY FUCK OFF#would actually make aoki look normal sized ANYWAYS. laugh at this picture with me#petition to retroactively make aoki 5'6 or 5'7 or god even just 5'10 i dont fucking know#i dont usually fuck with canon heights cause im a COWARD but i already fuck with aoki's body (pause) as is#AND YET ITS SO FUNNY SEEING HIM BE TALL AS DICK NEXT TO EVERY OTHER MFER#the worst part about this post is that i know exactly what im referencing and its not a taffy puller#in the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie some bitch ass kid goes in a tv#and he's super teeny and the only way to reverse it is to just Stretch Him Out#tho now that im recallnig i think they did put him in the taffy puller.... lol...#ok this post is done bye
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like why did they change where Vegeta was when Cell announced the cell games in the anime
why did they make this vegeta starting shit with yamcha instead of chillin in the lab with his family? why did they take Bulma out of the lab? Why'd they say she was Out while Dr Brief was repairing 16? Why did they change Bulma working on advanced robotics to running in late with her baby?
it's the same scene except: - Bulma's actively at work being a scientist - Vegeta's not being rude to her (or anyone else!) - Vegeta waits for Trunks instead of leaving the room - Cell interrupted the airwaves, which means Trunks and Vegeta were just hanging out with Bulma and Dr B while they were working
Those are all Great Character Details!! That the anime rails against!!
#these cowards afraid of showing Vegeta actively choosing to be around his wife and child even when he's Bad#Because Goku who is Good never ever even once makes that choice onscreen outside of filler#and then they justify that choice by making Chi-Chi seem horrid and unreasonable for (checks notes) Not Wanting Her Child to Die#anyway I am once again being bitter about anime vs manga klasjdklasd#I can't believe I let the anime convince me I hated Goku man Goku's SUCH a good and ridiculous character in the manga#the anime just SUCKS at letting him be who he's always been#and has to reframe and recontextualize and reword everything he does so that it seems like he's Actually Quite Mature and Thoughtful nO#THAT's VEGETA YOU COWARDS#also the fact that bulma said she wouldn't live with him at the beginning of this arc to him casually hanging out with her and trunks#after cell beat his ass and humbled him is REALLY GOOD SUBTEXT for their shared relationship having improved without showing it#it's great subtext for all three of them and toei just went 'nah' and decided to make it a whole group shot so ...? Master Roshi could sit#and explain how ??? Tournaments Work??? Just so Cell could log on and also explain how tournaments work?? God it's been so long#since I've watched the anime and now when I do it just makes me mad aklsdjskja the manga is SOOOOO much better#there are some spots where the pacing is more ideal in the anime like goku turning ssj for the first time but like man. everything else is.#like why are you making Goku snarky with Vegeta dude his clapbacks are SO much funnier when they're just Tactless Honesty#like Vegeta's not insulted by Snark bitch he grew up in the Freeza force that man was raised by THE bitchiest drag queens#Vegeta's insulted by someone saying something deeply and insultingly True to his face as if it's the fucking weather#Goku in the anime is like 'a battle of wits hoho' but Goku's purity is part of the joke he's not snippy he's just got no social etiquette#He's just honest! He's not trying to be insulting. That's what MAKES it insulting! That's the WHOLE GAG of why Vegeta can't stand him#Goku is always just telling the truth and it's always the rudest shit Vegeta's ever heard in his life#'it's a sunny day! i'm way stronger than you! see you out there bud!' 10000% Genuinely Friendly. Golden Retriever-Ass Pure.#Infuriating. Hilarious.#anyway I looked at anime clips to make sure I remembered things right and that was a mistake#as someone who has a soft spot for it and grew up on it -- compared to the manga it's bad and it's always been bad#and toriyama was right to be disinterested in watching it jesus christ they BUTCHERED his work#anyway this has been another shot of haterade with sketches thank you for scrolling my rambletags askljdask#dbtag#i just truly can't get over how they make Vegeta call her 'woman' in the anime and he literally only ever calls her Bulma in the manga#except for on namek when he refers to her as 'the/that woman' because she is a complete stranger#why is he calling her woman like he's a 1940s american husband and not an extraterrestrial from a deeply advanced society toei
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"Bisexual Vriska isn't supported by the text because all her relationships with men weren't satisfying."
John Egbert and Nicholas Cage, motherfucker. Do they mean nothing to you?
#“but June-”#Epilogues suck shit eat my ass#the fucking cowards keep just vaguely gesturing at June instead of canonizing her#I remember what you did to Roxy you have no faith from me bitch#homestuck#vriska serket#john egbert#also pretending that none of Vriska's interactions with Tavros were motivated by her own completely fucked and traumatized understanding of#compassion and empathy is just stupid#at that point did you even read the comic#vriska projecting her trauma onto tavros is her main character trait lol
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This Marie drawing cooking me had to stop playing dti for it to make sense
#I was flopping anyway it doesn't matter#fuck ass bitches don't know how to vote#theme was lost at sea and I was a sexy ass pirate#but a no face coward won over me ?#GET#REAL#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted marie#it's funny I'm tagging this#unrelated fr
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weird that you're fat and love Shachi even though he canonically doesn't like fat women? As a fellow fatty, that couldn't be me.😐
LMFAAOOO WHAT ?!
Are you actually fucking delusional?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IN WHAT WORLD DOES MY MAN NOT LOVE FAT WOMEN ?! WHAT ?! LMFAAOOOOOO I CANNOT HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You say canonically, I just used the beauty that is FIREFOX, you dumb, balding, wack ass, raggedy ass BITCH, and NO WHERE does it say that my mans hates fat women.
ACTUALLY, IT SAYS, PLAIN AS DAY, "SHACHI LIKES WOMEN."
Period.
Go be miserable somewhere else. Also, you send this TWICE, so.... blocked! 💖🤭
#answered ask#anonymous#yall just hate seeing chubby bitches be happy huh#you just cant handle seeing bigger folks be content in their own bodies#literally bite the fattest part of my ass and fucking choke on it.#youre a coward and a pussy. eat shit dude.#my man loves my fat ass thank you very much 💖💖💖#sorry i dont hate myself anymore ? damn.#go touch some grass.
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so...rem(ember) when i thought being parasidic ( which i AM the goddamn parasite, try it AGAIN, you trick ass bitch! ), a shitdick my neck, my back-teria ( hi teri xx ) infection and wanted to get so deep into my unfinished insane asylum ( but v sexc, sank ya VERY much! ) fanfiction i accidentally ate a light bulb ( like, Lighten Up! Damn! ) and raw-dogged life so i could be punk af and #metal like baevenstan and Hard As A Mothafucka like jk-47 and i thought that was the WORST THING that could possibly happen to me????? WEEEELLL...
everyone...is gonna have to be extra extra nice to me, kiss uncle nina on the cheek ( not YOU God!!!! you!!!!! yOU!!! can kiss my ASS CHEEK AND SUCK MY MASSIVE FUCKIN RINGALADONG BITCh!!! )
and give me a pass on being Jennifer Slowpez at answerin my asks ( my brothers in christ...is That why that shit takes me fkn FIVEVER??? uuuUUuglLY!!! take it BACK, FRAUD!!! QUICKLY!!! ) and my writing being so Shit lately, that even the TOLIET won't take it...
bECaauSE...haha…
my mri came my neck ( myneck! ) my bACk ( myback! ),
i have a Benign...Uncle Wo(Men)Ninagioma, i guess... :)
my necK, MY WHACKKKKKKKKK!!!
LICK MY FUCKIN ASS CRACK LIKE qhwhAT THGEFU-
i mean...Sick! <3
Slay OLAY! xx Thx G-MAN! :*
-- so no head? ;)
#nina speaks#goooooooodfuckingDAMNIT DUDE#anyone else want to kick my ass come on TRY IT YOU FUCKING WONT!!!!! YOOOOOOOOOU WONT!!! COWARD#this sucks so much Donkey Dick i can't even exspLAIN#prolly bc my brain works like SHIT now...epic gamer moment ( btw i need u to kno that dummy hot thot topic ravenstan of scarlet sunslut..#WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK#i promise i am writing and doing my ask but MAAAAAAAN BROTHER count your days god because i'm the second coming#and i'm coming for you BITCH! run :) bc i'm not the ONE!#( it could be much worse but i'm still MAD what thE FUCK?! )#alexa play body by mother mother and pour me a SHOT make it two BECAUSE IM SEEING DOUBLE AND NOT DS :/ bOO!!!#ravenstan please put an F in the chat for me baby boy i'm love you but this is SO gucci louis fendi NAAAAAAAAAAADA BITCH#jersey please kick gods ass for me...i guess my LEGS AND ARMS ARE WEAK NOW??? actually Let's See! Square Up Satan#also sorry i talked about gaymer boi ravenstan#too much in these damn tags#i had to resect them? POSSIBLY LIKE THIS GODDA#anyways…Yay
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not gonna say i told you so about my anti-jealous-dennis takes but. seeing him teaching mac and dee how to DENNIS men is SO much fucking better than any jealous den arc could ever be and i'm living for it. i hope we get the queerest dennis episode since 1x01. manifesting.
#ada speaks#IM SO HAPPY#like okay dennis go ahead and develop a system for fucking men.#keep that in your back pocket.#use it. coward. pussy ass bitch.
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That bitch Danzo getting killed and it starts showing his past like I'm supposed to be sad for this piece of shit??? I'm Not. He's a warmonger and a fucking snake. He caused so much suffering, literally inlaid the eyes of Sasuke's murdered clan in his arm -- the clan that HE ORDERED TO BE MURDERED. He conducted genocide for the sake of "peace", and even in death he thinks it's for the best of the village. Nevermind the fact that he literally stole children from their families to indoctrinate them into his underground cult, and he was just Allowed to do this??? Hiruzen when I catch you...!!!!!!
Anyways fuck this dude, I'm glad he's dead. Good for you, Sasuke.
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#like ok Sasuke's descent into blind rage for vengeance is not good.#him sacrificing Karin for it even after all she's done to help him Is Not Good.#he's losing sight of who he is beyond his persuit of revenge. and that is not good.#but this? him killing Danzo? fuck yes this bitch got what's coming for him.#the utter nerve of this piece of shit to go up to the survivor of a genocide. pull out his arm embedded with the eyes of his brethren.#and then be like 'im the better dojutsu user' like NO????#your thief ass aint gonna be as good at using the sharingan as someone born with them. thats just facts.#youre just a coward and a thief who's deluded himself into thinking his conniving actions were all for good#hiding underground with your indoctrinated secret agents during the massive attack on the village#instead of fighting alongside everyone else. bc you wanted to make a grab for power once it was all over.#youre a fucking COWARD and you never deserved to wear the hokage hat. not even for a little bit.#wake up tsunade youre the one who deserves the hat. let's kick this bitch OUTTA HEEEEERE#i hate Danzo so fucking much it's unreal. get outta here with your sad music. this is not a loss to society.#This Bitch Deserved To Die!!!!! he just got what was coming to him!!!!!!!#fuck over enough people and one of them's bound to bite back!!!! the fuck!!!!!!!!!
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