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ur poly

When you are born, you get a tattoo that only your soulmate can see. You’ve just met three people that have noticed your tattoo.

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cishets: pride is for everyone!!1! stop gatekeeping!! :’(

us lgbts:

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fear me

“I’m a deer now hooman”

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CATS

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(throws away toothpick and picks up a staff, a nuclear reactor, and a AI)

Everyone is assigned a random tool or weapon by the government on their fifteenth birthday and told it will one day be the only thing between you and certain death. You are given a toothpick.

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lol no

After humanity has abandoned earth in the far future, all that’s left are the animals to pick up the pieces. You are a rabbit. Describe how you use your bunny powers to salvage the planet for everyone else…

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cross

You have just been granted the title of Demonslayer, but you only have enough time to grab the closest item to your right before you are sucked into Hell itself.

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(kayle and morgana intensifies)

In a bar, a person sees a gorgeous, beautiful being they want to get to know. They walk down to the person and say their best pick up line: “Are you the angel that Heaven lost a few days ago?” Bewildered, the person says, “how did they find me so fast?”

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hey neighbor my boss is rly annoying (death) u wont have to worry about her anymore

I’m not sure if this is one already.

You move to a new neighborhood and nothing is out of the ordinary. Simple town. But you see your neighbor who is a simple elderly person gardening, you decide to help them. Time goes by with you helping and you find out your elderly neighbor is the the god of death. They have been around since the beginning of time. But they don’t enjoy anything more than telling stories and gardening.

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eh, inheritance!

When you fired your shotgun at the shadowy figure in the hall, you thought you were killing a burglar. Instead, your husband is lying dead on the floor. And you can still hear someone rummaging around your house.

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ANH, you’re powered by small nuclear reactor on my back, I’m abit more worried for my own safety then yours.

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.” Said Your Robot Companion. It’s the midst of an apocalyptic world.

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i wish i was as thicc as my skin has become from abuse

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isnt this a show on netflix

A demon banished to the human world is mistaken for a stray cat and is taken to a local animal shelter.

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isnt that like . . . the normal pacer test???

The pacer test except it’s filled with traps and a possible chance of death

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(R. waking up) wassup fuckers

The apocalypse is occurring, and all the sleeping heroes that have been told to awaken when humanity needs them most. Humanity tries their best to survive with the help of these heroes, including King Arthur and many others like him

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(hits blunt)

Blunt: Ow

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i want boba

boba pizza date!