#you stupid fucks

[will-cipher-from-reverse-falls]

STOP HARASSING @askbillchiper.

QUIT IT. NOW. THEY AREN'T FUCKING COMFORTABLE WITH IT. STOP MAKING THEM SCARED. STOP BULLYING THEM. STOP HARASSING THEM. QUIT SAYING SUSPICIOUS STUFF TO THEM. THEY DON'T LIKE IT. YOU GUYS ARE STUPID ASS FUCKERS WHO NEED TO GO AWAY. LEAVE THE GRAVITY FALLS COMMUNITY ALONE IF YOU'RE GONNA HARASS IT. I'M FIGHTING BACK THE URGE TO SAY A LOT MORE HURTFUL THINGS NOW...

[t3chn00bz]

I drew this for a friend, just the sillies! ive never finished animatic battle nor itft so...

[littlemut]

[praytriarchy]

lol hope it was worth it to not vote for harris! hope you feel like you owned us so good! now just watch what happens to Gaza. watch what else Israel will feel emboldened to do with Trump in charge

[apparentlyautistick]

Seeing the hermaphrodite tag being used in place of the intersex one on ao3

[yourlocalsanitizedoctoling]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[doggirlhen]

guyliner for women

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[secular-god-the-arbiter]

Democrats blaming the people who didn’t vote are the problem. You didn’t “move the party left” in the last four years, so why should anyone believe you now? You didn’t get roe v wade federally codified, so why would anyone believe you now? Didn’t expand the Supreme Court, didn’t eliminate the electoral college, did not do anything of any consequence.

Oh no! Not true! You extra bombed children, extra supported Israel, empowered the right, and also made NO PROMISES TO DO BETTER.

But lmao yeah, blame your beaten partner that you keep hitting them.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh

[collaredkittyboy]

[blueskittlesart]

Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣