#anyone else want to kick my ass come on TRY IT YOU FUCKING WONT!!!!! YOOOOOOOOOU WONT!!! COWARD
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boxwinebaddie · 2 months ago
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so...rem(ember) when i thought being parasidic ( which i AM the goddamn parasite, try it AGAIN, you trick ass bitch! ), a shitdick my neck, my back-teria ( hi teri xx ) infection and wanted to get so deep into my unfinished insane asylum ( but v sexc, sank ya VERY much! ) fanfiction i accidentally ate a light bulb ( like, Lighten Up! Damn! ) and raw-dogged life so i could be punk af and #metal like baevenstan and Hard As A Mothafucka like jk-47 and i thought that was the WORST THING that could possibly happen to me????? WEEEELLL...
everyone...is gonna have to be extra extra nice to me, kiss uncle nina on the cheek ( not YOU God!!!! you!!!!! yOU!!! can kiss my ASS CHEEK AND SUCK MY MASSIVE FUCKIN RINGALADONG BITCh!!! )
and give me a pass on being Jennifer Slowpez at answerin my asks ( my brothers in christ...is That why that shit takes me fkn FIVEVER??? uuuUUuglLY!!! take it BACK, FRAUD!!! QUICKLY!!! ) and my writing being so Shit lately, that even the TOLIET won't take it...
bECaauSE...haha…
my mri came my neck ( myneck! ) my bACk ( myback! ),
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i have a Benign...Uncle Wo(Men)Ninagioma, i guess... :)
my necK, MY WHACKKKKKKKKK!!!
LICK MY FUCKIN ASS CRACK LIKE qhwhAT THGEFU-
i mean...Sick! <3
Slay OLAY! xx Thx G-MAN! :*
-- so no head? ;)
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