#fuckin stupid ass headcannon

[portslock]

Furthermore lads, Trent crimm owning any animal, but only is there is one of them, makes more sense than it should...

He's got a rabbit, I see it

A ferret, accurate

A cat, undoubtablely

House pony, sure

Tortoise, more than likely

(a dog, no way- that man is far too much of a mess for a toddler and a dog, sorry)

[yndrgrl]

bullies! kiribaku x reader headcannons <3

headcannons for your azz. fem! reader. soft! yandere, hardcore! fuckers. college! au.

warnings: nsfw, threesome!!, degrading, praise, blackmail, sending pics, possessive, lowkey cnc???

a/n: so i originally had this as a long one shot, but i ended up straying too far away from the actual "bully" trope, so this is just to reel it back & get my thoughts all in one place :) lemme know if i should make this a longer fic !

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✩ bullies! kiribaku were notorious around campus; if you came across them, know not to look into their eyes, keep your head down, & do whatever they say. those are the rules when you see the duo wandering around.

★ they were shocked when, while bullying one of the pricks that decided to spread rumors about them, you appeared out of nowhere. you shoved bakugo off of the shaking boy & put your body between them & their victim. "what the hell do you think you're doing!?" you shouted at them. you put on your bravest face & puffed out your chest. they've seen you around before, always silently admiring from afar until now.

✩ their first thought was, "how stupid is this chick?" they were -at least- twice your size & could scoop you up with one hand. then they took you in; you were ethereal, like a guardian angel sent from the pearly heaven above. kirishima looked at bakugo, & bakugo glanced at him. kirishima gave him a fang-filled grin. they were nothing more than demons who were feigning for a chance to taint your sweet charm.

★ bakugo, expressionless, responded, "what does it look like? i'm teaching this little asshole a lesson-" you cut him off with your hands clenched in a white-tight fist, "you're pathetic! picking on someone so much smaller than you, have some fuckin' self-respect." god, you were irresistible, they thought.

✩ kirishima, who is nothing but an instigator, snickered & whispered in the blonde's ear, "i think she's the one we have to teach a lesson to, don't you think?"

★ kirishima turned towards you, his grin would've been unnerving given any other circumstance. his sharp teeth were on full display as he teased, "well aren't you a good samaritan? it makes me wonder how far you'll go to stop us."

✩ "i'll do anything! you people make me sick," you shouted at them, & that's when the realization sunk in. shit... you've made a mistake.

★ the guy you were so-desperately trying to defend was just a coward who ran away without looking back. now you were in the hot seat, & your heartbeat was thumping in your ears. it felt like there was a drum in your head. adrenaline was flowing through your veins. you swallowed the lump in your throat. they were just staring at you with their sharp ruby eyes, piercing straight through your facade. "so what now? gonna beat up a girl 'cuz you have nothing better to do?"

✩ everything after that was a blur. you somehow ended up in their shared dorm, your throat fucked by kirishima & your pussy filled with bakugo. tears streamed down your face as you felt a whiplash of emotions all at once. they were such assholes, but, god, you felt so good. while kirishima sang you praises, bakugo gripped you so tightly, spanking your red-flushed ass. "you like that, huh? dumb slut," bakugo growled. he kept thrusting in & out of your dripping hole harshly. you hummed in disagreement, but it only made kirishima fuck your throat more.

★ "aww, bakubro, be nice to her. she's being so good f' us," purred kirishima, it seemed like he was on your side, but the tight grasp he had on your hair told you otherwise.

✩ by hour two, your pussy was still stuffed, this time with kirishima. a mixture of your climax & both mens' cum seeped out of your overstimulated hole. you sat in kirishima's lap, bouncing yourself on his thick cock reverse-cowgirl style. bakugo flooded your mouth with his cum, & he demanded, "don't fuckin' swallow, got it?"

★ he pulled out of your mouth, & you listened. your obedience didn't go unnoticed because, while bakugo went to go fish his phone out of his pants that were on the hardwood floor, kirishima groaned, "so perfect, you know that, don't you? just such a good girl, takin' us so well. you're too pretty for your own good, we're just gonna keep you to ourselves~ you'll be ours, won't you, sweetheart?" you were lost in foggy pleasure, so you nodded your droopy head.

✩ bakugo came back & held your chin. his touch was gentle for the first time. he guided your face to look up at him with your pretty, teary eyes. his phone camera was pointed at you. "open up, angel," he said, stroking your lip with his thumb. he was so soft spoken that it shocked you & kirishima, you felt obligated to listen. he was so sweet all of a sudden. you opened your mouth, his hot, white load dripping onto his wrist. he snapped a picture then told you to swallow & clean him off.

★ "you got him all pussy-whipped, (y/n). can't really blame him though. you're too good~" that night, an arrangement was made. bakugo's gentleness must've run out because, when you went back to your dorm, you received an image from an unknown number, the caption read, "if you know what's good for you, you'll listen to us."

✩ bullies! kiribaku who are so intimidating that they somehow got you, the campus' fire cracker, to not only turn a blind eye to their antics but also do their bidding. what dirt did they have on you, everyone wondered.

★ whatever you did, their other victims were thankful because bullies! kiribaku have left them alone. instead, they now target any man who thinks they can hit on you. a guy at the club is sauntering towards you? kirishima grabs you by the back of the neck, turning your face towards him & captures your pouty lips in a steamy kiss. a man on instagram starts talking dirty to you through dms? all you have to do is tell bakugo, & he sends them a mirror selfie of him sitting on his bed while you're on your knees in front of him.

✩ at some point, everyone knew that you belonged to bullies! kiribaku, but you were just as bad as them. oh? someone's trying to seduce your bullies? not on your watch. they found it so fuckin' sexy the way you'd immediately rush to their side. if a woman tries to feel bakugo's bulging muscles while he's at the gym, you'll be there, marking his neck & glaring at her. kirishima's fan girls are getting too close? you'll sit on his lap & whisper how much you wanna beat them up.

★ "you're not gonna tell anyone about this, right?" kirishima purred, as if everyone was unaware of your guys' relationship. it added to the fun-- sneaking around & pretending like you have no other choice. you were sucking his cock while your skirt was flipped up, your thong down by your ankles. your legs were spread, & bakugo buried his face in your juicy ass. bakugo responded between pants, "'course not, don't be stupid. we got those cute lil pictures of her, she's not gonna do shit."

✩ bullies! kiribaku who will throw you into the nearest janitor's closet & fuck you so hard. their fingers in your mouth to act as a makeshift gag.

★ bullies! kiribaku who are never hesitant to treat you to whatever you want, but they're always so awkward about it. after all, they're not used to having such a graceful angel by their side.

✩ in the end, bullies! kiribaku corrupted you, not that you cared. you loved their nasty teasing, the manhandling, & the secret touching moments shared between all of you.

[gunnrblze]

Silly/stupid/sweet domestic living headcannons for the Ghost Boys

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Hesh

-watches you sleep in the mornings before you wake up. not creepily so, he just likes seeing you so relaxed and peaceful

-takes a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom for various reasons. not even in a weird/sexual manner, just fuckin lingers in there like a teenage girl primping her hair

-enjoys sweeping for no reason. will sweep again even if one of you already has, very clean man

Logan

-sits on counter tops regularly, doesn’t care that he’s 6’0 & built like a brick wall. if he fits, he sits

-has the time management skills of a goldfish. “I’m coming to bed in 15 minutes” half an hour later and he’s building a Lego set?

-enjoys watching your skincare routines and will silently beg for you to slather the shit on his face too. eventually he’ll ask directly but until then he just gives totally subtle puppy dog eyes

Elias

-has a recliner he’s bonded with in the living room like the old coot he is. and you’ll never talk him out of getting rid of it

-has bought you a pair of house slippers to match his. yours are probably cuter but he does secretly want to at least coordinate

-will loiter when you’re doing any kind of hobby/activity. doesn’t necessarily want to join, but will stand behind you and watch you play video games/craft/bake/etc

Merrick

-terrible farts. that’s it. wear a gas mask tbh

-snores so loud that you have to wear earplugs sometimes. doesn’t help that he likes to cuddle at night so you can quite literally feel him vibrating against you. best cuddler though

-has a decanter full of whiskey on his bedside table. not even a big drinker or anything, no, that’s just decoration to him cause he’s distinguished

Keegan

-asks you to help shave his beard, both because he gets lazy but also he wants to be pampered. “You do it better” he’ll insist

-secretly enjoys you having to ask for help with little things around the house. he loves ‘being a man’ for you. does not matter your gender

-sleeps on one old, flat, mangy pillow. it may or may not even have a case on it. you can try to get him to return to civilization and use a normal one but it’ll be difficult

Kick

-sings loudly in the shower on purpose. maybe it’s to make you laugh, maybe it’s to get you in the bathroom long enough to convince you to join him. depends on the day

-uses so many seasonings when he cooks that he sneezes a bunch. wears his mask sometimes to just prevent it all together

-whines for neck/back rubs cause he’s so sore. insists he’ll return the favor but not before he falls asleep on you

Rorke

-loves you sitting on his lap anytime of day. watching tv, eating breakfast, etc etc? he’ll perch you up on his thighs regardless, doesn’t matter to him

-grunts every time he stands up like the old man he is. “knees ain’t what they used to be”, “gahdamn, backs killin me” are frequent phrases

-constantly turning the thermostat down to make it colder, can’t stand the heat from outside getting in. insists it’s not that cold and only relents when you start to shiver

Ajax

-puts animal planet/nature docs on to fall asleep. says he just wants to watch something more relaxed before bed but he never turns it off

-very anal about shoes being taken off at the front door. will bitch and moan if shoes get past the foyer while on someone’s feet

-like your mother on a Saturday morning, is up at the ass crack of dawn listening to Celine Dion while cleaning

[clemnchai]

Dealer! Ellie headcannon’s ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

dealer! ellie who’s your polar opposite. everyone was surprised when you two first came out. you’re sweet as honey and shy— outfits always a littlee skimpy. and ellie was… ellie. she loves it tho. loves having arm candy ♡

dealer! ellie who gets genuinely offended when you try to roll your own joints or even smoke without her. she’s such a baby about it. “what the fuck? where’d you get this shit from?” she picks up the tiny baggy with aggravation on her face. “well… you were busy els— and i’ve been stressed! y’cant be mad at me because you neglected me” you say with a small pout. “neglect—? ok ok. you’re not smoking this shit, man. how about this, i roll you a joint with my good shit and we can watch hello kitty island adventure—whatever the fuck and chill, kay?” safe to say ellie takes the ‘pretty girl’ discount seriously ♡

dealer! ellie who always rolls your joints in strawberry papers and bags your weed in cute baggies w hearts ♡

dealer! ellie who called you princess in a teasing way at first but it just…. stuck. ♡

dealer! ellie only lets you do her make up while she’s high as a kite. so now you’re here sitting on her lap putting mascara and eyeliner on her pretty red eyes. “els, stop moving. i’ll mess up” you stop and sit back to look at her while she smokes the last of her joint. “you’re lucky m’ letting you do this— how long does this take again? is this why you take so long to get ready?” you rolled your eyes as she rambled and she playfully pinches ur waist and smoothes her hand over. “done! “ you hand her a small mirror to look at your work. “cute. my lil’ picasso.” leaning in to give you a wet smooch that you dodge. “no kisses, you’ll ruin my work.” she huffs and sits up to effortlessly flip you over so she’s on top of you. you let out a girly squeal at the sudden change in position. “fuck that.” she says n’ then gives you wet, exaggerated kisses all over your pretty, giggly face ♡

dealer! ellie who does things because she knows it makes you nervous. she’ll take your cheeks in between her fingers and shotgun kiss you during the smoke sesh and chuckle at how you look at her w doe eyes:( or she’ll tease you in public— moving her hand a little too close to the warmth in between your thighs and pulling away when she hears your breath stutter. she can be so mean:( ♡

dealer! ellie who listens to 90s rap and r&b. also cannot fuck you without some r&b in the background. “sets the mood” she says. ♡

dealer! ellie who passes you the joint when fucking you:( “yea— yea. shit. you look so fucking good.” she pulls the joints from her mouth and blows the smoke away from your face. the way you cream around her strap makes her head fuzzier than weed could ever. “here— open up bun” she places the joint in between you lips and stares as you inhale— and eventually pull back to turn your head up to exhale. “mmh.” she gives a validating hum and smacks your ass— completely discarding the joint to kiss your red, pouty lips ♡

dealer! ellie who makes stupid jokes and conspiracies while high. “dude…. what do you think would happen if everyone farted at the exact same time. what if the world like— fuckin’— exploded or something.” “ellie.. what?” you cant contain your giggles at the auburn haired girls question. “what?? it’s a genuine question. what if all of our farts created a nuclear bomb. that’s kinda… scary. now i’m getting scared.” she said seriously— as if the made up situation could ever happen. “ellie.. that will never happen and i’m pretty sure your farts alone could create a nuclear bomb.” you joked back and giggled at her offended face. “okay…. you got me.” she’s so silly😭

dealer! ellie who only downloads social media so you can send her memes and things that remind you of her. her only instagram pics are scenery pics and pictures of you ♡

dealer! ellie who loves ass. that’s it. especially loves when you wear short skirts so when you bend down she can see your cute pink panties. sometimes she’ll pull your panties to the side and eat your pussy from the back till your knees are weak:( ♡

dealer! ellie who just loves her girl soo much!! you’ll often catch her staring at you and you get so shy— but all she’s thinking about is how lucky she is to have such a sweet girl like you belong to her and her only ♡

- ˚ʚ♡a ɞ˚

[crabonfire]

Stupid and dumb tf2 headcannons cause I somebody do these on tiktok and they rile me up

Pyro regularly goes to strip clubs and he would fucking clap at the strippers like "😊👏👏" because he's a weirdo and I love it, demoman and Soldier would go too, both wanting to have a good time but soldier would probably be more impressed at how flexible they can be instead of everything else

They have movie nights where they vote and scout chooses action every single time while most mercs would want something else, they accuse him of being scared because he never ever chooses horror and he's like "pfft, no! Horror is just...lame to me." And engie snorts and was like "Yeah okay buddy." So they watched horror that night to prove it to him and surprisingly he was composed during it, but he didn't sleep that night, or the coming nights until he finally convinced himself it was just a movie and nobody was living in his closets.

Spy is a little too into weapons. One time when they all got a crate of weapons they had all been wanting when it came to his crate bro was practically SAVORING the knives and guns he was holding, he was sputtering French compliments while he was CARESSING those weapons. Everybody was so weirded out Sniper had to tell him to cut it out. He simply said that he was "impressed" by the refined beauty of said weapons. (if he starts moaning over those guns don't be surprised)

They also have game nights, it was scouts idea. Usually only Pyro, Engineer, Demoman, Soldier would join, while others would be spectating. They always go the same way, the game starts out simple, Engineer starts arguing with Soldier because he's not playing right, they start fighting and it turns into a bet to see who will win this time. Pyro and demoman will continue the game with Scout because they are so used to this, while Medic will cheer and egg them on. Spy would be like, "Look at you two, fighting like a bunch of children." But he finds it sooo entertaining.

Barbecue nights with engie!

Sniper smells like ASS. Anytime he's at the base, somebody has to remind him to shower, and he gets so embarrassed he's like, "Shit. Sorry." And just speedwalks to the shower rooms. When he comes back, he uses an insane amount of shampoo and cologne, so he actually smells really good afterwards. He's used to his own bad smell so he never actually notices.

Spy has greasy fucking hair. Like seriously, does he even wash that baklava? I don't think so (that voice line from Ms pauling proves me right) he's a man thay takes care of his physical attributes yes, but he doesn't ever find a need for his hair because he never takes that damn thing off, only when he showers and sleeps, that's it.

If for example, your dating him and after a while you want to see him without it, he's handsome yeah omggg so cute but GOD FUCKING DAMNNN THAT FUCKING HAIR MASHAALLAHHH brother wtfffff you have to shower with him and clean out his hair from him. He's like "it's not that big of a deal seriously" but after you wash it and it becomes soft and conditioned he becomes embarrassed realising how bad it really was. (Also, he probably has mask lines if it's been hot and he's been wearing it for too long)

Engineer has a shameful addiction of sweets. Like, I feel like he stress eats especially when his inventions go wrong and I have a headcannon back in uni when he was studying, since he was already so smart the MOMENT something was not perfect he would freak the fuck out and start eating chocolate so aggressively like

"What's wrong with this damn thing om nom mommmfh fuckin- mmmomom"

After he graduated and became a merc, since he got better and perfected his craft (for the most part) this rarely occurred, when it does tho, just know he's stepping out of his workshop, going to a gas station and buying so much candy. (This only happens when it's REALLY bad though.)

Heavy actually really likes American food. He thought he'd hate it, but he doesn't find it that bad. He likes cheeseburgers and steaks, very yummy. Medic doesn't like it when he eats them because they can be a tad bit unhealthy, but he's happy that it makes him happy.

Medic got into birds when he was young, feel like he had a bird feeder as a kid outside his house and would like to observe them from his window, when it got cold he'd offer them a place inside and ended up having bonds with them. Archimedes and his doves reminds him of childhood, a simpler time.

[boiledbirdy]

BRAD FUCKIN WAYNEEE

headcannons i have abt this sweet himbo fratboy

This man is the largest in the family, like 6’6 and built like a non-green hulk. He can easily pick up and fireman carry Bruce and Jason

Is the guy in a frat party to sit with girls and hear about them bitch about periods and now carries a little pack with him everywhere that has a few tampons, pads, hand-warmers (for on the go heating pads), and Tylenol and Advil

Where does he keep this stuff and the random assortment of weird things he has, you ask? He wears a fanny-pack

read it and weep y’all he wears fanny-packs, usually the cool way over his shoulder, but mostly around his waist since he carries a backpack almost 25/8

He drives a beater truck (just an old car whose been through like three accidents and is still going strong) specifically a 1991 dodge D250 truck with a scratched up white paint job where there are dents, scratches, and a few patches of off white paint on dents that was sorta DIY-ed

his keys 🔑 have a weird ass mesh of keychains on it like: Ally flag keychain and a flag keychain for every single label a person has come out to him with, also a keychain from every museum, tourist spot he’s ever been, also a beer and bottle opener he’s a frat boy duhhh, he has a little bracelet that is made of sparkles and purple beads that steph gave to him but it was too small so he put it on his keys, a collage logo keychain, a keychain from his local gym and one with rugby on it etc

the keychains and keys are never ending

HE PLAYS RUGBY, argue with the wall.

getting a bachelors and masters in sports medicine

he makes sure to give Duke, Damian, Cass, Steph, and Tim copies of his keys first (the rest of the fam too they just get priority)

A) because they are the kids, and he wants them to know that he has an open bed any time

B) cause he’s the sibling to not get mad if they are intoxicated in any form and will cover for them

This next one is so important to me

He takes Tim to his first midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, same with Damian

He pretty much eats at the Wayne mansion every night but sleeps at his apartment

Shows Damian some good rock’n roll ex Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Ramones, The Clash, Oingo Boingo, Ghost, Blonde, Foo-Fighters (i can make a playlist if wanted)

Just will sit and have a beer with Jason and sit in silence or talk about weird things that happened today

Steph and him have study sessions together

He will watch any ballet practice Cass wants him to see and he never misses a competition or performance

he sends Tim stupid skateboard tricks and fails videos (tiktok or insta reels) daily and then once a month they take Brad’s truck to a park and Brad sits on a ramp and cheers Tim on like its the Super Bowl

Watches Dick’s dog when he’s away from home and they both watch Barbie movies together

He gardens at Alfred’s request, yes he sucks but this man cannot not say no to the tidbits of Alfred’s life story he learns

Can kick back like 4 kegs of beer with no fucking consequences, he has a liver of steel thanks to Brucie Wayne

He’a the high guy in the bathtub at frat-parties and will give shitty or good life advice its 50/50 honestly

Does stupid white people fraternity things that would kill a normal person but he just is quirkily busting it down and Death just cannot vibe with him

makes (and i cannot stress this enough) the best and i mean best, (Alfred and Ma Kent can’t win in this one) brownies. Whether they are edibles or not they are the best.

has done the Tide-Pod challenge and survived

He is the Frat God of Gotham

Him and Duke are like the best duo

They blast Rock and Rap so that all five cars in every direction can hear it

Duke has the habit of putting weird ass bumper stickers on Brad’s desk and bed frame (at his apartment, they Do Not fuck with Alfred) Brad smiles fondly every time he finds a new one

Brad = Mark, ya know the tiktok sound

Him and Harper simp over women 🙏 together

In his fanny-pack, truck, and various rooms he has stim toys/do-hickeys bins or sections

bc he has Nerodivergent siblings and he was just trying

he asked kinda rude blunt questions, he didn’t know anything and he kinda (really) sucks at subtlety and reading a room but he was just trying to understand

He will take Damian to amusement parks and zoos pretty much bi-weekly

The girls can put on a horrible outfit and makeup and he will think he looks fabulous and no one will ever tell him that he’s sporting fashion and makeup crimes

has a small hidden bookcase of Wings of Fire, Warrior cats, Land of Stories, etc.. cause Damian is embarrassed to admit he actually likes reading them

Watches the trashiest brain rotting tv shows like Dance moms or keeping up with the Kardashians

Goes to any march or parade his siblings or friends are going to so: A) he can be that decked out ally tank of a man passing out water bottles and granola bars B) so if the police are back on their BS he can protecc atacc and throw that tear gas bacc

*Sniff 🤧* I have something I need all of you to know, I say this with a heavy heart *holding back tears 😥* Brad is a former highlighter kid— *single tear falls*

This fucking himbo stud-muffin has slept with, kissed, crushed on, and went on dates with men, but still doesn’t realize that he’s Bisexual

his favorite flavor ice cream is pistachio and carmel

KNOWS NOTHING and i mean nothing about zodiac signs

Has been caught in the middle of Gotham Rouge and does not understand what the fuck is happening

He either Teddy Bear fratboy golden retriever energies them to friendship or friendly acquaintance or annoys them to the high hells of mosquito bites on your butt

^I can expand if wanted

His phone you ask?

Screen cracked like rice crispys

apps more disorganized than the random shit drawer in someone’s house

he has a model 6S and will not upgrade or replace it to save his life.

he has an otterbox case and we all know it, no more denial

Okay thats my time yall see ya

[mcbeetlebeeb]

OOOOkaay time to dump homestuck garbage on here cause although only my friends look at my barely active page, I can't ever garble my stupid gobbles out to my friends in actual person so here I am

anyways have some? domestic?? relationship? crap? headcannons 🤷

🫐John Eg fart bert☁️

typw of mfker to be out in public and just rest his head on your shoulder, causally getting groceries? in supermarket? head on shoulder. making fuckin pancake? head on shoulder. literally standing doing nothing? head on shoulder

even if he's shorter, he will do it,

don't doubt him

I think he'd have god awful pick up lines but not, like, offensive or crude, just plain stupif bad- some garbage like

"I'd bring you too the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks :("

like sneaky almost, some would genuinely be so thought out it'd just smear right over your smooth brain

fuckin- breath pick up lines, always-

"I hope you know CPR! you just took my breath away!"

whata fuckin dork

but he takes pride in that and if your interested in him you automatically become a dork yourself

you can't not get looped in with his garbage movie taste and stupid shenanigans

silly pranks with him

he'd pull pranks on you, matter fact if your his partner he'd probably pull pranks on you the most

genuinely sucha simp-

not clingy simp or overbearing simp just, yknow, can't help but go on and on about his significant other if ever brought up in a situation, probably brings them up just to do that

I think hed show physical affection in soft, gentle ways? nervous.™

like im talking hesitantly moving to hold your hand, or doing that stupid move of yawning and placing your arm around the other person and bringing then closer

holding you by the sides of your arms, gently trailing down to hold your hands

so soft for you, an even bigger dork when its just yall, absolute bafoon, a fool for you I'd even say

he 100000% babbles about you to his friends, and your friends, and you- lmao, his whole friend group will and can not escape his wrath of adoring you

absolutely talking Jade and Rose's ear off about you cause Dave can't take another moment of it-

will tell you how amazing and cute and this and that you are

no hesitation

I think hed be more than comfortable with pda, holding hands?

yes.

face smooches?

absolutely.

picking you up like a damn bag of flour over his shoulder?

indeed.

🪅Gamzee Makara🧫 (gamgee maraca)

gonna be honest with you? probably a bit stinky

and not in like a swamp ass way like, he just distinctly smells like face paint and whatever who's guess at sopor slime smells like if it even has a smell-

mfker looms over you

he doesn't get like half of the words you say into his brain a lot of the time unless you specify its importance

he's trying his best

but regardless of not actually listening to your words, he loves listening to you talk, just speaking, he could stare at your face all day

like- in an unblinking manner but still lovingly

speaking of your face, that's what he'd mostly end up hugging, he's already hunched over a shit load so when he hugs you he just hugs your whole dome to his chest

probably garbles some silliness to you in a drunk/high like state, just holding you impossibly close to him and mumbling some junk like

"YoU..yOu GoT a NiCe..A nIcE fAcE..aNdD..sMeLl GoOd,,..WaRm"

I like to think the higher up on the hemospectrum(?) idk that trolls gradually get like more cold-blooded? if that makes sense?

okay like the higher it goes up the more the troll has a tough time gaining and keeping warm

he'd love warm stuff, like some big cat he'd just flop on it and purr away

you get clown makeup on your face each time he gives you a smooch, I don't make the rules

honestly would sniff you, and like, not subtly like straight "SNIIIFFFF"

can seamlessly re-create the actually honk squeek sound, but yknow, saying honk is much easier

and god forbid he finds you sitting or relaxing

all up in your biz, not like, verbally but he's already waddled over and rested his head on your lap or wrapping his arms around your waist and tugging you closer

I think hed be really mushy gushy over physical affection, not like embarrassed but he just enjoys it greatly and will do anything for you to play with his hair more

tbh a bit scary ngl, like, has that uh, union effect from Steven Universe, just sorta appears sometimes, there, observing,

he'd try and get you to eat sopor slime, he wouldnt force you but he'd definitely like, lean in with a tin of it and try and convince you, but he's not shoving it down ur gullet

probably great at taking snuggle naps, like he could most likely just drape all his limbs over you like some limp cat and just peacefully snooze away

also that whole shit of trolls having nightmares if not all snuggled up in sopor slime?

I love to believe it's canceled out by another person snuggling with them,

and that person is you of course,

you can't leave his presence without like a visable mark somewhere on you that you where around him

wether that be clown make up or sopor slime smeared somewhere on you

or you wearing his shirt, or his incredibly long pants

he's also a dork

I think hed enjoy how squishy humans are in general

he'd hold and love every part of you with a lopsided smile

hugging his arms around your hips as he leaves sloppy kisses against your tummy, smudging clown makeup on you

aahugh sleepiness is kicking in but I don't care I must persist because I'm. GAY.

Dave Strider (who names their child this)

breaking news! he's also a major dork

but in secret?

and an even bigger dork when its just yall

type of mfker to just pour his heart out to you in a way that makes you blank in the brain and then go "haha sorry that was weird" or "my bad that was probably cringe"

so unbelievably soft for you behind door, cannot do pda- for the life of him-

"hey, uh I made us a playli-" "YES."

listening to music with you at any given chance, likes sharing music genres and songs

if you dont make mention of him not smiling or laughing often around others he'll just let himself slip like that yknow?

like he'll giggle and laugh at more things, stupid, silly things,

comfortable with you to say the least

CAPE BLANKET, CAPE BLANKET, CAPE BLANKE-

like mentioned above- if you got the chance to snuggle up close to him he'd drape his silly cape over yall both,

mostly you but 🤷

probably had a god damn coronary trying to figure his feelings out

talking with Rose or John like

"I dunno the fucks wrong with me, my heart hurts and my gut feels likes its in knots like im gonna barf?- "

"you like them dave‐ you like _____."

"....i—.....whuh??-"

stammering and studdering round you like he has a speech impediment, has words in his head but just cannot execute them at all-

not with you around

it legit don't matter to him, he will call you bro, dawg, dude, homie, homeslice? home dawg?

probably would use these in an endearing way tho, just "dude?...bro?" in a loving way

"you have a smoochable face dude"

"...fruity.."

"fuck you-"

very hesitant on touching, not that he minds, he just will mentally perish if he ever made you feel weird

he'd definitely be the mfker to when cuddling with him to just to nestle and nuzzle the top of his head into the crook of your neck

mentioning cuddling- like whilst asleep, he'll still have a part of him touching you, wether it's his foot against your calf or his entire leg draped over you

[eddie-brii]

So I'm kinda dragging thanks to not getting that much sleep in the past few days but I think I've got a few headcannons that have fully formed after playing for a little bit.

Nick 💯 joined the Marines to get away from gang violence, since in my brain he's from Chicago. That's why shooting that woman at the checkpoint has messed with him so much.

"I joined to get away from shooting random people in the streets for a fuckin' turf war! Now I feel like I'm just in the middle of a government sanctioned one!"

I also feel like he may have come from a home with a lot of kids, maybe to the point that his mother unintentionally didn't give him as much attention due to younger siblings, but I feel like he'd still be a Mama's boy, helping her where he could. He's dad I see being in the picture but for some reason just not having the impact his mother did, maybe because he was working all the time.

Eric is an only child that has emotional issues due to his parents being emotionally absent and possibly divorced. That why he clings to Rachel so much, she's the first person who gave a shit about him, but when things got tough, he did what he's parents did and buried himself in work.

"If it's a computer I can fix it all day long, but people are... Harder."

Merwin actually loves his wife, he wouldn't be wearing his wedding band into combat if he didn't. He makes the banter he does because that's what the older marines did when he joined, he's a product of hazing. To him this is how he has to be to people, because that's how the older generation was to him.

Joey's parents were against him joining the military, they didn't want him to fight and instead wanted him to work on the farm. He joined because he didn't want to slave away in a field, he hoped the military would give him the skills he needed to make something of himself. To be able to take care of his father and mother when their bodies finally gave out from the years of hard work. Only his Abuela understood why he went to war, having lost her husband too soon from a life of manual labor.

Jason definitely came from an abusive home life, I just picture him hiding behind a couch when he was younger, as his parents screamed at one another, his father drunk and ready to hit.

"He prayed he wasn't noticed as another bottle hit the wall a few feet from him, he heard the screen door slam shut as ma started crying but thankfully with no new bruises. He knew it was over, for now..."

"YOU'RE FUCKIN' WORTHLESS, SHOULDA' NEVER HAD YOUR STUPID ASS!"

He ran to college the first chance he got, he didn't care what he did, as long as it meant he didn't have to go home.

Rachel's mother was disappointed in her for joining the CIA instead of being a socialite. She hated that her daughter now handled guns instead of champagne glasses. Her mother had some hope when Rachel mentioned Eric that she'd come to her senses but, it was quickly dashed when she mentioned Eric was Air Force.

I have more but my brain isn't going to work for much longer so I'm going to go take a nap. 😅

[yellowsugarwords]

Hi! I'm 90% sure your request are open; Can I request headcannons of Lee and Kennys friendship for twdg? I'm not sure how you played the game but, I played as kennys friend. Thanks, and Buh bye!

I’ve played it a few different times but always try to be Kenny’s friend. unless he’s being a dumbass, then I’ll tell him to calm down lol

first game I played as his friend. second playthrough I was a little stricter with him. what a lad

enjoy!!

Normally, Kenny wouldn’t have been friend’s with Lee.

They didn’t run in any of the same circles,

Socially, politically, economically,

But their new world had changed him.

For the better? He didn’t know.

Probably for the worse.

But Lee was an exception.

Every hot-head needed someone level-headed around.

Lee was his level-headed companion.

As odd as it sounded.

Lee was, after all, the one arrested for murder.

And a crime of passion, at that.

But Lee always balanced Kenny out.

Always kept him in line.

Even if Kenny didn’t always listen.

“What’s going on?” Lee asked one day,

Kenny’s head down,

Absent-mindedly staring at the pavement.

He was on watch duty, but his mind was elsewhere.

Kenny snapped back to reality.

He stood, acting embarrassed.

Lee placed his hands on his hips and smeared.

“I won’t tell anyone you were slacking on the job.”

Kenny smirked back. “Lilly would kick my ass.”

They chuckled to themselves.

That she definitely would.

“I can tell something’s on your mind.” Lee continued,

His sincerity returning to the forefront.

“So, what’s going on?”

Kenny hesitated, then looked away,

Rubbing at the back of his neck in embarrassment.

He hated talking about his feelings.

“It’s just,” he shrugged. “Racing.”

Lee nodded, but didn’t move,

Knowing Kenny needed a minute.

“It’s just been hard,” he continued.

His hands fell to his hips.

He had a tendency to fidget when nervous.

“Losing Duck was fuckin’ hard.” He finally said.

He shook his head and sighed,

Lowering his gaze.

Lee nodded in understanding.

Lee was always patient with Kenny.

He wasn’t good with his emotions, but Lee could tell.

He was patient with Kenny.

“I can imagine, man.” Lee said, frowning.

So, Lee pardoned himself for a moment.

When he returned, it was with two beers.

“Don’t tell Lilly,” Lee hushed, “they’re for special occasions.”

Kenny chuckled and accepted a bottle.

“Slick thinking.”

Lee knew Kenny didn’t want to talk.

He just wanted someone to sit with him.

That’s what he was here to do.

Whenever Lee was getting out of sorts, Kenny was there to back him up.

“Lilly, no.” Kenny stated firmly.

The argument of the day was on food rations.

The group wanted someone else to be in charge -

Namely, Carley -

But Lilly refused.

“None of you guys know how to survive out here.” Lilly scoffed.

“Stop making this harder than it needs to be,” Carley sighed,

Her fingers squeezing the bridge of her nose.

Lilly always gave her a headache.

“Lilly, this is what the group wants.” Lee insisted.

Lilly shot a death glare his way.

“This is a vote, not a choice.”

“Oh shut up, lee. You don’t know anything.”

“Hey!” Kenny snapped instantly.

He was furious.

“You better step the fuck down, young lady.”

“What did you say to my daughter?” Larry snapped, looking in.

“I said that your daughter better lay off.”

Lee coffee, not intimidated by Larry.

“This is a group, not a dictatorship. Your daughter better learn that.”

Lee gave a faint smile from behind Kenny,

Thankful that he always had his back.

No matter what, they always tried to do chores and shifts together.

One of them on watch,

The other surveying the property,

Chatting whenever they passed by.

They always went hunting and wood gathering together,

And when they had free time, they killed it together.

Drinking or chatting,

Playing a stupid card game or watching the kids play.

“Can you watch Clementine for me for a few?”

“You know it,” Kenny would always say.

After all, Lee always did the same for him.

With his precious Duck.

During group meetings the two would snicker at the back,

Nudging each other’s arms and whispering.

Whenever spotted, they faked sincerity,

Trying to say something that would make them innocent.

It never worked.

The group had long since accepted that this was Kenny and Lee;

It would always be how they were together.

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 💌☕️♡

[quinn-in-hell]

Hello! I'd like to request for headcannons where the dorm leaders have to deal with a reader who is just really detached from reality, kinda like Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter? They go around touching potentially dangerous things, reading weird books and saying omnipotent stuff. Have fun~

A/N: Haven't even read Harry Potter but I can already relate lmao. Anyways let's fuckin goooo

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

Lord help this boy-

He's going to start putting rules down for you so you can be safe

"You have broken S/O Safety rule no. 19 "Don't eat magical plants that you don't know""

Anytime there is some weird tome, he keeps it on a shelf you (and him) can't reach so you don't accidentally summon something

He loves you but please don't drink that potion you just made, that's a horrible idea

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

Finds you very interesting

After all, what herbivore eats magical plants and almost summons eldritch entities?

You. You are that herbivore.

If he knows it won't be a huge threat to your safety, he'll let you do it.

Fuck around and find out, he says

But if he knows it's dangerous, he pulls you away, lightly scolding you for doing something stupid and making him get up from his nap

He'll keep you in his arms while he sleeps so you don't accidentally get your ass killed

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

*IMMEDIATELY Writes a contract*

"Now, our deal is you don't do anything dangerous and your rewards are affection"

Of course, he'll still give you affection even if you aren't safe but his point still stands

Once he caught you almost cursing yourself because you were reading a book of literal death curses

How did you even get that?!

Yeah, this contract is for your own good and to keep Azul from having a heart attack

🦦Kalim Al-Asim🦦

Is very worried and Jamil is ANNOYED

Kalim will sometimes get involved but only when it's not dangerous

Jamil scolds you two frequently

Every Wednesday is Jamil Lecture Day

Luckily at Scarabia, there isn't many cursed tomes or magical plants you can touch so Kalim prefers to keep you here

Will sometimes ask Jamil to watch you

He will get sad if sometimes happens to you so be safe!!

🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚

You are going to cause him wrinkles, I swear to god-

Once he sees your detached self in action, he fucking magic proofs pomefiore.

Any potions can't be opened without vils permission

Any magical plants are locked in a green house away from the dorm

Basement is off limits.

While you are in his dorm, you are safe from yourself.

Outside the dorm, he has Rook watch you and report to him every so often, even having him stop whatever you were about to do

And here and there, he checks on you himself

Because he loves you but oh boy you are a challenge

💀Idia Shroud💀

Oh my God you are just like this one anime character-

While he kins asigns you that character, you are a constant worry

While he's always in his room, he sets up a second tablet so he can watch you during classes and tell you what not to do

If by some slim chance, he's out and about, he'll join you to make sure you're ok and not doing anything deadly

You worry him a lot, give him a break

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

You're a strange one, aren't you?

Fearlessly picking up ancient tomes that could kill you? Almost touching magical plants that would destory your bones?

He's very intrigued

But he does stop you because he can't let his child of man get hurt because of how far your head is in the clouds.

He's always watching, even when you think he isn't!

If he can't watch you for some reason, he'll send either Sebek or Silver to monitor you

Note: sebek yells a lot.

A/n: Thanks for requesting! I hope you like it! Also I've been busy with work but that means I'm buying a vil plush soon!

[ilovefandoms102]

Fratboy Antics-Headcannon(?)

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Plus Size Reader

Summary: College life with our fave Kook…

Note: This is my first attempt at a headcannon I hope I did it right😂 Very much inspired by the SnapBack😁

Warnings🛑: fratboy!Rafe, smut, college antics such as smoking and consumption of alcohol, mentions of drugs

Don’t forget to hit that reblog button!

First things first let’s discuss how you came across our resident Fratboy😏

You met him in you psychology class your freshman year, ofc he invited you to the party he was throwing that weekend. He was taken by you, something he’d never felt before.

It didn’t take long for you two before you were skipping class to fuck in his room at the frat house. Rafe claimed he didn’t do relationships, insisting it was a one time thing…yeah right.

Rafe had become completely obsessed

He was always by your side, chasing away anyone that looked at you for longer than he’d like.

You confronted him about it the night he broke into your dorm to fuck

“I can’t explain it babe, but I think I might be falling for you.”

“That’s the cheesiest shit I’ve ever heard Cameron.”

That night you two fucked like rabbits, and since then you were known throughout all of campus as Rafe’s girl

Your parents claimed that he corrupted you, turning you into a party crazed whore. And that might have been true, but you loved the guy.

You were at every single party, every game, never being without your plus one.

Rafe was always, always touching you whether it be holding your hand, gripping your ass, an arm around your shoulder, etc

It was a known fact you two were horndogs

The other frat guys were complaining 24/7 about how they were always walking in on you two which was a fact.

You and Rafe couldn’t keep your hands to yourselves, and you weren’t ashamed to admit it. Rafe knew what he was doing compared to other college assholes. He took care of you in more ways than one.

The boy had stamina and it was usually you begging for a break or passing out after a mind blowing orgasm

“Oh god, baby please I can’t cum anymore!” you sobbed against the couch cushion.

“Too fuckin’ bad” Rafe growled, all the while sending you spiraling in another wave of pleasure.

The other frat brothers stare in awe as you two continue

Your favorite party game was body shots😁

Ofc you only did shots on your beloved or your friends

Rafe loved taking shots from between your boobs and listening to your pretty moans.

Shotgunning a joint was another favorite party trick you loved doing with Rafey.

You swear you experience the most intense orgasms while you both are higher than a kite. You only stuck to the weed however, not the biggest fan of Rafe dabbling into more hardcore stuff.

More than once you’ve had to break Rafe out of a fight. He was a possessive asshole, but you couldn’t help but to love him🙄

“This is the last time I clean you up”

“Babe they were staring at your ass! My ass!” he exclaimed with a hiss as you dabbed at his wounds.

“You sound like a dumbfuck”

“Oh I’ll fuck you dumb baby” with that stupid smirk that made you flood your panties.

And ofc he did😏

If you guys liked this let me know if you want a part two or a separate headcannon for one of the topics discussed😁

[mizunetzu]

bonjour! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i was wondering if you could write some headcanons of iwaizumi, oikawa or bokuto reacting to their s/o (he/him pronouns) who dyed his hair like a pastel pink :)) if you don’t have the time or energy to write about this, pls don’t force urself :( also i’m convinced bokuto would start calling his s/o strawberry the moment his s/o dyed his hair pink ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

have a nice rest of your day/night :)))

Salut, mon ami! Comment ça và? Idk if I said that right, ‘s been a while since I took French HAHA BUT THATS ACTUALLY SO CUTE -

(Since I’m in a trip and and don’t have my computer, it’ll take me a while to cut the post and add it to my masterlist) (sorry LMAO) (at least u get content right hehe)

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Headcannons - Iwaizumi, Oikawa, and Bokuto with an s/o who dyed his hair pink

⚠️Warnings - none !!

Pronouns - male, he/him

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Iwaizumi:

As big dick tough as this guy might try to seem

HE WAS SO SOFT WHEN HE SAW YOU WITH FUCKING BABY PINK SOFT HAIR

YOU LOOKED LIKE THE INCARNATION OF UWU

you walked into the club room with pink hair, and immediately Oikawa was tryna touch it and shit

“Wow! It’s as soft as it looks, (Y/n)-chan!”

He was petting ur head

Rageragerage

RAGERAGERAGE

He wanted to be the first one to compliment u 💔🥺🥺

He pretty much threw Oikawa off and was doing the thing where he leaned on the wall and tried to look cool n casual n whatnot HAHAHAHA

“Y-you look nicE.”

STUTTER + VOICECRACK

AHAHAHAHAHA

He wanted to FUCJFING DIE

“Thank you, Hajime-kun! I did it myself!”

U fluffed out ur light pink hair

It looked like pink clouds sitting on ur head ugh

Iwaizumi wanted to just sit down and nuzzle ur hair for ages

But they had practice, huh

>:(

“*grumbles* Stupid practice...cockblocking me from my boyfriend... *grumbles*”

But nothing was stopping him from cuddling you later, at his or your house and just letting your hair for ages while y’all did homework, right?

You bet your pink ass there isn’t

It’s not like you had a choice anyways he was going to drag you to his house for his cuddles no matter what

Oikawa:

Ok unlike iwa-chan’s one you didn’t dye yours willingly

It was the result of you losing a bet to Matsukawa and Hanamaki those bitches

Smth where the loser had to dye their hair pink for like, a week at most (and then they can dye it back if they wanted to)

Yah no you were definitely gonna dye it back like u were so embarrassed

You pulled up to practice, and you could practically already hear Makki and Mattsun fucking dying

Everyone there either just ogled at you for a sec then went back to what they were doing, or saying sum like “don’t mind” or “nice hair, man”

Ok but like then Oikawa pulls up

“Hey, everyone, sorry I’m laaa...”

Oikawa fuckin stops dead in his tracks

He sees his boyfriend, with the most embarrassed, flushed look on his face, gripping his shirt tightly and to top it all off, with BABY PINK FUCKING HAIR

Little bit of background Oikawa literally begged you for weeks on end 2 months ago to dye your hair pink because “you’d look so cuuute!”, but you never entertained the idea

HE WAS SO FUCKING RIGHT

WAS THAT A TEAR ROLLING DOWN HIS CHEEK

“Dear heavenly mother...thank you...”

“D-don’t start praying! I...I didn’t do this for you or anything it-it-I lost a bet, that’s all!”

He would not stop praising and giving you affection all practice

You kind of liked all the attention ngl

“You’re soooooo cute, (y/n)-chan! My cherry! My cherry slushee (y/n)-chan!”

“S-s-stop it...!”

Would not stop fluffing out your hair when he was around you

Actually he wouldn’t take his hands off your fuckin head everytime he was next to you HAHA

You were eating up all this attention don’t try and hide it you tsundere-

Ok, maybe keeping the pink hair for a while wasnt such a bad idea...

You later found out that the bet Hanamaki and Matsukawa proposed to you was rigged in order for you to dye your hair, and Oikawa paid them each 3 pork buns for their services

But he didn’t expect them to ACTUALLY GET YOU TO DO IT HE TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WOULD DECLINE WH-

THATS WHY HE WAS SO SHOCKED TO SEE YOU WITH PASTEL PINK HAIR LIKE A FEW DAYS AFTER HE PROPOSED THE DEAL EITH MAKKI N MATTSUN HAHAHAHA

Bokuto:

This bitch

Like Oikawa, he begged you to let him dye ur hair

Except this man didn’t Stop like Oikawa did

IT WAS CONSTANT

“But (L/nnnnnnn)! You’d look so good with pink hair!”

“But I don’t wanna dye my hair.”

Mans would be all emo n shit everytime u rejected him

dw that wouldn't last longer than like 1-2 hours at most

ok but like one day you just got fed up with it

“Fine! Ok! If I dye my hair pink, will you stop asking?!”

Bokuto nodded as fast as humanly possible

he wanted to dye it with you

by that i mean watch as you dyed it yourself bc this man would Ruin It if he tried to help

“Im gonna wash off the dye now.”

“...”

“Dude can you like get out real quick i’m gonna step in the shower-”

when u rinsed it off and blow dryed ur hair doe

AWOOGA BARK BARK

YOU LOOKED SO SOFT AND SQUISHY

Bokuto went Speechless 

“S-s-strawberry-kun!”

“D-don’t give me weird nicknames-!”

Despite how much you protest and say you don’t like it, you practically melt each time he calls you Strawberry

its such a cute nickname hhdjhkdfs

the others at Fukorudani teased the hell out of you though

“finally got tired of Bokuto’s whining?”

“shut up, Konoha.”

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[simeonisalesbian]

Hi! Sooo, I got this idea and thought it would be really cool if there was a headcannon for a female MC coming out as lesbian. I could picture Mammon finding a potion somewhere to turn himself into a woman and then the other brothers start doing it too. Lucifer would just shake his head at the brothers dissaprovingly but inside he wants to as well.

My gay ass loves this ask anon. The only thing better than demon boys is demon girls❤🧡💛💚💙💜(Also its really fuckin funny to me that all of them would drink the magic woman juice lmaooo)

Lucifer:

Very happy that Mc was comfortable enough to come out to them.

Is of course the last to take the potion and you don't even notice until you're called to his office later

Hey female Lucifer gives off big Lady Dimitrescu I think (so mark me down as scared and horny)

" You know it is your fault we are all like this Mc. I think a punishment for causing all this chaos is in order, no?"

Mammon:

WHATDOYOUMEANYOUONLYLIKEGIRLS!???? Er I mean that great human good for you….

He is very distressed now that he realizes you don't like him.

Then he remembered that they are literally demons so fuck it.

Bam potion magic stuff woman time babeyyyy

"MC! LOOKIT! I'M YOU'RE FIRST WOMAN NOW! Just know that I totally didn't do this to get closer to ya or anything!"

Leviathan:

You like girls? That's so poggers.

Didn't have high hopes you'd like an stink otaku like him anyway honestly

But then he saw Mammon changed in order to get closer to you

🌟Envy mode activate 🌟

"Mc look I'm a girl too now! I-er not that you have to -to date me or anything. It just wasn't fair that the others would be closer to you now."

Satan:

Has already pulled out a list of wlw books to recommend for you.

He is one of the last to drink the potion. Still drank it quite a bit before Lucifer though.

It’s not that he didn’t want to he just prefers to walk on the side of caution before jumping into a situation

There is a pussy joke to be made here I just know it.

Asmodeus:

Bold of you to assume Asmo has any attachments to gender or sex binary.

Hell the potion was probably his mammon just stole it first

The avatar of lust has had sex in all the genders and that's a fact

"OOO MC~! Don't I make the prettiest girl? You don't have to answer, I already know I am. I'm just your type too, right?"

Beelzebub:

Is very happy you were comfortable enough to come out and gave you a bag of rainbow candies he had on hand

His mood did a full 180 when he noticed his siblings changing to be closer with you

He wants to shoot his shot too :(

I- my brain is short-circuiting now cus I'm pictures a female beel and strong tall lady just abskbdbshsnshdjskks

Belphegor:

just kinda nods and goes back to sleep.. You're not even certain he heard you.

That is until he drinks the potion too. Belphie doesn't just follow his brothers blindly after all.

"You really thought I'd let the others have you all for themselves Mc? Don't be so stupid and come cuddle."

Tiddy pillow tiddy pillow tiddy pillow. I'm not even sure if I mean belphie laying on MC's chest or vice versa I just know I want it.

[cinderspots]

MIA WINTERS AU [PT. 3]

[PT. 1] [PT. 2]

Included: Mia Winters, Rosemary Winters, Mother Miranda, Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu

So after they deal with Eva pulling a persephone, Miranda takes Mia to meet the danger bugs and Alcina.

Donna's :( but Mia promises to come back so it's all good

Rose now likes Angie even though shes feral af and tries to bite her

Anyways

They go over to the castle and Mia thinks over the last few months and finally comes back to the reason she was sent to Donnas

Haha killed the father of my child for my technical paramour.

And she works herself up all over again and Miranda is just as bad as she was at the start so shes hoping Danielas home

Or Bela

Bc let's be real Alcina and Cassandra are worse than Miranda when it comes to humans

So they show up and not even ten seconds in does Cassandra materialize and tackle Mia, thinking shes food

Miranda legit whacks her on the head like a dog

Its hilarious

The whole family arrives and Bela tilts her head and recognizes Mia somehow

And then Mia is like: Hiii I was married to the dude that tried to murder you all, what's your name?

Yeah that didnt go down well

Alcina was ten seconds from just chop chop, oopsies she ded

Miranda stepped in and like explained in much better terms than Mia and then everyone was happy

Sort of

Cassandra was banned from going within twenty feet of Mia so she was in a pissy mood

And Mia went out of her way to get as close as possible so she'd get yelled at

Bela realised this first and immediately liked Mia more for it

Cassandra just had middle child syndrome the entire time

Daniela was cracking up when she realized it

Eventually Alcina realized Mia was being a lil shit and just walked away so then Mia had to like

Run

Miranda was sitting with the kids like: ayo I dont know how to do this help

So then Alci babysat the kids for a while and immediately was like, I am the wine aunt, fight me on that I dare you

Nobody fought her on that

Eventually Mia just fuckin pulled a lil stunt

An easy one

Not at all worrisome

Look Mia's stupid in stressful situations

She jumped out a window

Miranda almost died when she saw that omfg she got so panicked-

Alci just stared in utter awe at her idiocy

Bela was mildly concerned

Cassandra was not

Cassandra was full ass cackling

It was great

I lied it wasnt

Mia had a broken leg and Miranda was livid with her for that

This headcannon turned to crack so quickly wth

Then Mia bonded with everyone

Alci with the I'm a mom and I would like sleep but that's never happening because LOOK AT MY CHILDREN

Bela over sciencey shit

Cassandra over the horrifying events in her life

She basically just told her about Lousiana and Cassandra just loved the pain

Daniela and her books

Mia hates Twilight because that series is garbage, but she reads it purely because she is out of ideas with Daniela

And then everyone is just like

So if your dating(??) our (grand)mother, then are you also our (grand)mother???

And that was a whole thing tbh

Mia banned the word grandmother and all its relative names

Miranda was secretly like thank me bc I hate that they apparently called me that

Shes still very narcissistic let's be real

And then Mia was just chilling

Then Rose made a vaguely violent gesture and horrifyingly Cassandra decided she was gonna teach her some skills

That was a whole nother thing

But Mia checked out and made Miranda stop her

So :p

[angelthebedsheet]

Ok so like imagine black reader walking in on their first at at UA and everybody’s like “OMG😻, she’s so pretty!” But her resting bitch face makes her look mad intimidating😌🤚🏾

a/n: oh hell yeah!! thank you anon for the request!!! i hope you liked it!! also i didnt know if you wanted a oneshot or a headcannon so imma do a hc!

lets get it!

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okay so baby you walked down them damn halls looking good asf.

i mean edges LAID. lashes on. acrylics clickin and clackin, lip gloss is poppin and ya box braids were FRESH

aizawa’s already done with the fuckin day even tho that bitch just started

you waved through the door’s window and he notices you

“class settle down today we have a new student”

they all quieter than some mfs now

and he opens that door then BOOM bbg you walk in and they’re dead and a lil intimidated

i mean you did walk in that bitch with a serious case of rbf

like even todoroki did a lil 😳🕶🤏🏾

bc baby you rlly did look good asf

midoriya alr taking mental notes on you

and you introduce yourself

mineta alr plotting out some stupid ass lightskin shit to say

the class basically went ✋🏽😳

even bakugo too like cmon you cant just walk in this class looking like a whole full course meal and expect him to not respectfully gaze upon you??

“anyone have any questions for l/n?”

🦗🦗🦗

they wanna ask but damn did you look like you were about to murder a bitch

like if there was music that could play it would be

bad bitch party you cannot get in

but the curiosity was killing midoriya so he mans up and raises his hand

“w-where are you from and whats your quirk if you dont mind me asking?”

some of 1-a broke they NECKS to glare at him

like bro she prolly gon chew you OUT

but damn let a nigga ask a question

then a soft smile comes on your face

“oh im from c/n and my quirk is q/n!”

HUH???

you’re nice as shit???

now they lwk feel bad that they were intimidated you were an actual sweetheart

the gates have been opened now everybody hounding you with questions

but its alright bc now you kinda got an idea of how they r

then mineta’s ass raises his hand and everyone is like aw nawwwww

“now what is a beautiful chocolate drop/ caramel candy goddess like you doing here in the hero course?”

and you like ??? tf this nigga on??

and you give him the face every black person make when someone says some bs

“first of all you’re mad weird bro dont call me that. second of all bc i have a strong quirk and i worked my way up here. how are YOU here?”

the class? sold alr

they love you now

first you walk in here lookin real beautiful

then you a sweetheart

now you can handle your shit against mineta???

period baby you talk yo shit!

to make a long mf story short i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass you ended up being real buddy buddy with the class minus mineta bc.... mm mm baby we dont do him here ❤️

[duckymcdoorknob]

Katsuki Bakugo General Headcannons

🚨Slight TW for “ED”s

Resident panicked person calmer.

Will have people knock on his door between 4 PM and 4 AM with teary eyes or heavily breathing.

Invites them inside for TV, decompression time and a snack.

100% has a snack stash with like chips ahoy and goldfish for nights like these

His most frequent visitors are Izuku, Eijirou and Denki.

Insomniac

This poor baby can’t sleep for the life of him.

Won’t use melatonin bc he knows Sero is addicted to the stuff.

1000/10 times you’ll find him either in the common area watching a baking show, in the kitchen making something he saw on said baking show, or in his room mindlessly scrolling through his social media

Somehow always fresh as a fuckin’ daisy and completely alert.

Has secret Pinterest boards

I mean let’s be real. He probably googled “All Might Cool Moments” in his youth.

Ain’t no way he doesn’t have hero costume ideas pinned

Definitely doesn’t have a board of just nouns for hero names

Not religious but refers to any deity as “fucker”

“Hey fucker, it’s me, Katsuki.”

“Deku was being a brat today so if you could smite him that’d be cool”

“Amen or whatever I’m supposed to end this with.”

Literally cares so deeply for people because he lacked affirmation in his youth

He heard one time Mina wasn’t eating because she didn’t like how she looked.

Dad mode snapped on AfuckinSAP

Sat her down when everyone went to bed and made her some scrambled eggs and some bland oats,

“We’re not fuckin’ leaving till you finish this. Understand me, Pinky?”

Then calmly explains to her how dangerous her situation could be.

“Just because you’re built like an hourglass doesn’t mean you’re overweight. You‘re just curvy.”

You bet your ass Mina never even considered the thought again.

I like to think that him and Iida have an unspoken “friendship”? Alliance maybe?

Checks in on class rep to make sure he ‘doesn’t have a pole up his ass today’

The latter happens too. Iida makes sure he’s ‘following the rules to the best of his ability’

Rather sweet.

They both take the secret to the fuckin’ grave though.

He’s not big on PDA but he is the cuddliest mf when his friends need it.

One time he heard Denki crying in his dorm room, so he went inside and sat with him.

This is his favorite way to hold his friends: Basically he sits behind them and puts them between his legs. Then he rests his chin on their head and just engulfs them in his arms.

“W-what’you doin’?”

“I’m holding you. What do you think I’m doing idiot?”

Absolute god among men at first person shooters.

“COME ON BAKUGO! HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP WINNING?”

“Cause I’m awesome shitty hair.”

Huge whore for Steven Universe

Has seen every episode of both of the serieses

Yes even Future

He really likes the movie.

He likes it even more when Kirishima watches it with him because he does a really stupid voice for Spinel.

Kind of like Gurgi from Black Cauldron

On the off chance he’s sleepy, he can’t sleep without a fan on.

Obsessively febreezes his dorm.

Favorite thing in the world is fuzzy socks.

Genuinely almost died when Kirishima got him some for Christmas.

“You always wear fluffy socks. Then I saw one day that you got a stain on a pair, sooo I got you another packs.”

“Tch. Yeah alright thanks shitty hair.”

*cue internal death*

IS LITERALLY THE BEST AT GIFT GIVING.

He just always knows what to get people.

He got Denki a board game and the poor baby burst into tears.

Is unfortunately a meme lord

Speaking of Christmas, this motherfucker is the resident gift wrapper

His creases are impeccable and the lines are just so straight

Literally looks like Santa’s workshop type presents.

Ochaco is SOO jealous of him

That’s all folks.