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Nick: is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Rachel: What’s up your ass this morning?

Eric: *walks in* Hey!

Rachel: Hmm…nevermind

Jason & Salim: *choking on their coffee at Rachel’s comment*

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where is that sas guy's video from😭

YouTubeeeeee

I was blessed by getting a random reel of him and then tracked it down from there because I needed more than 10 seconds of that man in those jeans

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Gorgeous SAS man’s voice and the fucking muscle memory in his movements…

even the instructor forgot how to speak

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So I don’t have to ask my husband and explain why I’m on day 7 talking about some random dude on YouTube with a blurred face���…does anyone in the class know why he lowered the pistol like that?

Beyond it being insanely precise and making the competency bell in my brain go off like a pinball machine…

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Haha why no I’m not drooling over the pure competency in this beautiful SAS man’s movements…

the shaky breathing really gets me here

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Gorgeous SAS man with fluffy hair and intense eyes

this is the first time we can see his eyes without them being blurred

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Gorgeous SAS man with curly dark hair and a gas mask being sooo handy and capable

the fucking gas mask…..

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There's more!!!

Gorgeous SAS man’s voice and the fucking muscle memory in his movements…

even the instructor forgot how to speak

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The way this beautiful SAS man took the bullets out has me hypnotized

first off I would like to thank god

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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

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Link to thread

Link to news story

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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

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When I was getting my associates degree I took a Mythology class that I loved. But one of the girls in class was absolutely off the rails conservative Christian which made things… interesting.

The professor started off the class by being like, “Mythology is stories associated with religion.”

This girl. Haaaated that. She was like, “No, Christianity is true. It’s not mythology.” Mythology was delivered in the same tone as someone trying to spit excrement from their mouth.

The professor raised her eyebrows and said laconically, “Yes, most people believe their religion is the real one, that’s part of it, and the stories surrounding religion are referred to as mythology.”

The girl stewed in a hateful sullen rage. I truly don’t understand why she didn’t drop the class but perhaps it was court mandated education. We all expected her to drop the class but she dug in like a tick and derailed discussions as often as she could.

On a different occasion the professor was drawing a comparison between social constructs like gender. The girl raised her hand. The class hushed to hear her announce, “It’s just a fact that women like domestic work and even though men are awful and stinky we just have to love them anyway. It’s biology, we’re just hardwired like that.”

I was sitting next to my friend a baby gay Jewish girl and our eyes met in mutual hilarity while the professor tried to pretend she hadn’t just been stricken with a stress induced migraine while she steered the class away from that landmine.

The next sticking point was a week later when the professor informed us that many mythologies have overlapping events like floods but these didn’t necessarily happen in such literal terms. It was a metaphorical way to process and understand the world.

This girls hand shot up. I watched the professor exercise extreme self control to keep her expression bland before calling on her.

“The world did flood. And Noah saved all the animals. Before the flood all the water was in a dome outside the earth and then the dome broke and the world flooded. All of it.”

The whole class stared at her as if struggling to comprehend the overlap of her acceptance that the world was round while also firmly believing that there had previously been a barrier that held up all of the earths water before god smashed it in a fit of pique.

She raged under the attention, glaring balefully at our astonished faces.

The professor stared at her blankly, unable to form words to such a bizarre belief. I wanted to ask clarifying questions- what they’d drunk before the dome broke, if there were rivers or lakes prior, or did the dome allow some rain in somehow, but then I really looked at her.

She had the eyes of a feral, cornered animal who regarded any deviation in worldview from her own to be a physical assault on her person. Like the professor, I said nothing, and after a wretchedly long pause class moved on.

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hello hello!! i got bored and made some silly stickers of my fav hoyo ships heheh

link below to download the digital version completely free!

(though of course monetary support would be greatly appreciated👉👈)

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✧:･ All my merch + leftover retired designs are on my Ko-Fi. I’m struggling making ends meet due to my health & doctor visits. Just sharing this post is greatly appreciated ♡

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I completely understand it's not an easy time to be buying little trinkets so please don't worry if now isn't a good time for you. I’m trying to get some of these restocked in the future. Please take care of yourself and your needs first during these times! I’m grateful for all the support!

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Literally wish I didn't live in the city so I didn't have to mow my grass. 😩