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God is a fucking fag
#fuck you god#fuck god#fuck jesus#fuck this stupid kid#fuck my dad#fuck my ex#fuck my whole family#FUCK THIS KID#FUCK GOD#FUCK MY EX
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clark kent sure looks different now
#bang chan#stray kids#skz#~#createskz#staydaily#bystay#skzco#channiesnet#dailyminchan#dreamytag#userlau#kiwitracks#vilmatrack#thestephtag#usersun#usersa#mimotag#tuserchrissy#uservivii#fuck my stupid baka life im killing myself why would he do this to me why would he look like this outside the mv#and then. And then.#im gonna kill myself. anyways.#also i had no idea what the caption this. bye.#girl who is being soooooo normal. <- liar
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— Grief, is perhaps the last and final translation of love.
#zai’s art#art#lego monkie kid#sun wukong#ao lie#tang sanzang#tripitaka#zhu bajie#sha wujing#lmk#never try to rawdog the stupid. rainbow light flare effect btw#shit fucked me up
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I'm sitting very politely and asking if it would be possible to see Adrien akumatised by Viceroy. Even if you don't want to, letting you know I'm insane about all your AUs (and your art in general, alien behaviour Shadow was so cool), you do such amazing work and I am completely normal about it
(Caspases' concept art beloooow)
#dad villain au#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#Caspases#Viceroy#Emelie Agreste#long post#Caspases is the chemical released by a caterpillar in the chrysalis that changes them into a butterfly#and his design is based off of a monarch butterfly's caterpillar :D#son of monarch after all~#anyway tom has been working on this akuma for a longass time#because he was anticipating some stupid ass shit happening to his kid#and its happening to marinette specifically on purpose btw. gabriel did something fucked up with his wish lol
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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KENDRICK REALLY SAID "WINNING THE BEEF AIN'T ENOUGH, I WANT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS TEAM DEAD OR LOCKED UP" 💀💀💀
#STOPPPP#i love following this beef holy shit#drake's being goofy and throwing stupid little jokes and jabs meanwhile kendrick is talking about a TRAFFICKING RING AT OVO#also i can't fucking believe that a second hidden kid hit the graham lineage dude#how did he not learn from the FIRST FUCKING TIME THAT THIS HAPPENED#kendrick lamar#drake#aubrey graham#rap#rap beef
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Bloodborne Diluc returns
#it’s been too long#sorry this is the only art I have to offer#my only objective the past few months has been to survive and we are barely doing that#one and a half more months of teaching then I’m free for a little bit#these kids are insane#why did they offer me a phys ed position 4 days in to my practicum 😭#fuck my stupid baka life#that is neither my major nor minor#anyway bloodborne diluc will save me#diluc#my art#genshin impact#genshin#bloodborne
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one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.
one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.
i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.
the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.
my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.
i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.
#writeblr#i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again#other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding#and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger#godhelpme.#i was always kind of taken aback#because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace#and it was kind of their workplace#too. besides#i love swearing#and since i couldn't swear#neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent#they needed to choose a really specific time#because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened.#i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them#that censorship is stupid#but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together#also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry#the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy#would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER
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Doodle dump because I have too many thoughts about them </3





Stupid shenanigans during their college era referencing this. Harold used to have a stupid moustache and goatee in that “I just started growing facial hair and idk what to do with it” kind of style.
Giving Melvin friends but also making him the shortest and the angriest out of the gang. He is friends with George and Harold and he hates it so much, he is entrenched in denial about it. His only two besties are each fathers of two and very much married, OF COURSE he's going to be mom/dad-friended to death.
They are judging you.
#I LOVE making them friends as adults but also collectively super dumb.#It doesn’t matter how smart you are- when you’re around your friends your average common sense levels just drop drastically - it’s a law.#I’M ALSO including the kids / younger versions in their shenanigans because fuck canon and fuck time space continuum.#I need them to have anachronistic stupid interactions NOW.#I like to think that George and Harold to be pretty good with their younger counterparts because they have experience with kids.#Meanwhile Melvin and HIS younger self are bickering and arguing every five second like two siblings with a big age gap and#absolutely HATE each other. Like an 18 year old moody brother with their 6 year old abnoxious little brother.#But if you really really REALLY squint you can kinnnd of see some sort of care between the two? In some sort of weird fucked up Melvin way?#It basically just consists of Melvin yelling and mini-him and dragging him out of school at 9pm like: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE#STUDYING YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT- SCHOOL'S BEEN DONE AN HOUR AGO. GO SLEEP- YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING BURNOUT#Anyways#my art#captain underpants#tetocu#the epic tales of captain underpants#george beard#harold hutchins#melvin sneedly#tw scopophobia#I'm so tired
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i meannnnnnnn i personally can think of a couple of other options before coming to this but what the fuck do i know fuck me right

#i love insane women but gammy come the fuck on you cannot be doing this to your own grandchildren#go find some other stupid kids to drown Jesus Christ!!#the silt verses
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On the Fritz
Dpxdc Prompt #41
Danny's experience with not being able to control his intangibility when it first manifested did not have anything to do with the fact he was new to being a ghost or he was a halfa.
No, ghost powers, especially base ghost powers often malfunction when not exposed to enough ectoplasm.
Of course, this normally wasn't a problem in the Zone where everything is made of the stuff or Amity after a couple weeks exposure to the ghost portal.
"Normally" did not include having to escape to Gotham City because of the GIW chasing after him.
"Normally" did not account for Gotham's ambiance being more magic than ecto and therefore Danny's powers going on the fritz.
At least all the people seem to think he's only stupid and clumsy because he's an Outsider.
#jason spots this random kid trying to go dumpster diving#he goes *through* the fucking dumpster but only halfway#he's screaming something about “stupid gotham and its stupid non-ghostly dumpsters”#it would be funny if it weren't so pathetic#jason decides danny is the equivalent of a wet cat#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#queenie-prompts
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May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?
Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure
And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.
The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.
And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.
Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

#call me weird for placing cheap ugly shows above Earthspark and Animated#but the thing is#I have when the whole narrative revolves around human kids#*hate#I’m allergic to them#Prime wars trilogy had one of the worst face rigs I ever saw#but it also had Overlord teaming up with evil Rodimus and Megatron being funniest mf alive#Armada is straight up infuriating imma be honest#Armada is like#Au where all the weapons work only once and then just create some glitter#I actually have SO many thoughts on Armada. like. as a writer#the way they keep reusing the same plot 3000 times is borderline impressive#OH War for Cybertron from Netflix was such an experience!#It was so painfully boring and stupid sometimes#but the other times. ooooouuufff. The scene where some nameless decepticon gives Megatron a little tour to show him how him and his friends#-work so hard for the cause??? THAT SHIT HIT HARD#….also I pretty much only like the Quintesson apocalypse arc from the entire Cyberverse#Transformers Victory is fun until you actually hear them speaking#the concept of Star Saber adopting a human child and raising him and then#going to human school as his legal guardian being like ‘yeah sure I can sign all your tiny ass documents’#it’s hilarious but unfortunately all the writers of that anime were snorting cocaine because WHY all the characters talk like that#Animated was fun for me only near the end. Idk what to say. I’m not a fan of any drama centered around humans#things got interesting when Cybertronian government got involved#Earthspark is WHOLE giant topic ahahah. I liked Twitch. sometimes. I also liked Grimlock while he had voice lines. Prowl was fun.#everything else needs and essay haha I don’t wanna annoy anyone#OH I also watching Tf Cybertron right now and this shit is UGLY. they have NO RIGS. THEY HAVE ONE EXPRESSION EACH#but for some fucked up reason I love it. they got the guy named Landmine who only can have (-_-) face.#their Megatron actually respects Starscream so far and regularly gives him positive reinforcement??? I heard words ‘excellent job Starscrea#and went WAIT WHAT#Anyway. If you ask me to ramble about media you get a word tsunami. I have a lot to share
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homophobic goodreads reviews of unraveled genuinely sound like a satirical tumblr post making fun of homophobes
like this is goofy-ass behavior. just saying there's definitely a tumblr user who has made fun of homophobes by satirically saying something eerily similar to this
#kotlc#kotlc unraveled#unraveled#unraveled spoilers#kotlc unraveled spoilers#kotlc spoilers#kotlc book 9.5 spoilers#book 9.5 spoilers#stay mad homophobes. but also you are all so fucking stupid lmfao does this not sound exactly like satire#“wholesome material” oh like the eugenicist system that prioritizes making powerful babies over all else? that wholesome material?#“parents beware!11111!!!1!!11!1!!! they're teaching kids that gay people *gasps* *lowers voice* exist”
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obsessive
#did i put more effort into this than i needed to? yes. did i put myself through unnecessary pain drawing fighting scenes? yes#but i learned how to outline my strokes so maybe i won after all#i thought about it and i think it turned out ok drawing the eyes differently. like the way i usually draw em#although i dont know if that says much since i change my art style every couple weeks but eh#had fun playing with grayscale and limited palette. i want to do that more often dhghdg#although idk whens the next time i will have enough energy to commit to the bit and do.. this#theyre fucking stupid your honor. for every art we get of them acting dramatic and yearning (/pos) i make dumb shit like this#equivalent exchange girlies!#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#six eared macaque#liu er mihou#my art#myart#doodles#comic#lmk monkey king#lmk fanart
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anyone else wish they were mk in this scene cough cough
this isnt the best perspective ive drawn admittedly but this was kind of impromptu so im cutting myself some slack
i like the lineart and original sketch so thats also here under the cut as well as the image w/out text
#spacie scribbles#lmk#lmk macaque#macaque#lego monkie kid#six eared macaque#why did he say this#im convinced they go out of their way ta make this stupid fuck say ....things like this on purpose#you know so the audience hears it and is like...''oh''#youknow likw me#im the target audience#macaque would have a FIELD day with me around jesus fucking CHRIST#somwonw should kill him#oh wait
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the way kaladin is like. the only character who gets an arc relating to overcoming his prejudices but it’s…him overcoming his “prejudices” against lighteyes…like huh……?
#every time I remember this i feel like I’m reading the books wrong#and I just missed something crucial#alas I do think this is correct! and it boggles my lil mind!!! like HUH????????#stormlight archive#ellie reads#shallan is RIGHT THERE#shallan would be like. I can’t be bigoted I’m friends with kaladin 🙂#😒😒😒😒😒😒😒#I just…..tired. it’s tired!!!!#don’t even get me started on the ‘fuck moash’ stuff….#moash defender til I die also it’s stupid to hate a character bc they’re too morally grey for you….like it’s fiction.#sorry moash made the story INTERESTING !!!#stay mad kaladin wouldn’t be interesting w/out him!!!#im kidding I love kaladin but you get it.#the subreddit hates moash way too much it’s so annoying#like it’s fiction………#they also think Brandon Sanderson is above critique which is also annoying#anyways. love these books bc they’re well written the world building goes crazy and! they’re interesting from this angle and I enjoy#thinking critically about them.
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