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My faith in humanity is evaporating quickly.
What is wrong with you America? Wow.. what is wrong with men? And what kind of woman votes for that man. Sexual predator, pedophile, rapist… like what the actual fuck.
I just want to quote Ice T at the moment.
“Fuck the orange pig and anyone who rolls with him”
If this MAGA style shit takes hold here in Australia I’m out.
#maga 2024#america#election 2024#kamala harris#donald trump#republicans#vote democrat#labour party#greens#liberals#democracy#australia#reproductive rights#fuck alphas#men are shit
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts#nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left#the lack of coherent design is so funny#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY#i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#jim kirk#spock#tos
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liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi
#love shuttle……. it’s the millennium of omegaverse#a win for fujoshi everywhere#had to look her up and that’s noemie the founder of nao studio publishing#also calling it bl is putting it so delicately#this is full on squelchy invisidick yaoi#anyway if you’re looking for shamelessly id-fulfilling manhwa this is it#it’s love shuttle by aeju#man who has never gone into heat his entire life and insists he is FINE with it#suddenly spontaneously keeps slipping into heat every time a certain alpha is around#and then they fuck nasty in almost every chapter#love shuttle#omegaverse#manga#manhwa#twitter#yaoi#art
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Something born from a convo on twt
(Bingmei is still The Emperor and The HHP Palace Master but he spends more time with his family and house duties, and working hard into his dream of having a BIG family)
The tweet that inspired this, which I very much agree, omega Binghe supremacy
#svsss#人渣反派自救系统#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#svsss fanart#omegaverse#omega binghe#alpha luo binghe#bingge vs bingmei : breeding kink edition#Bingmei showing off how he can be the emperor of the threw realms and the HHP master AND a housewife AND A MOM all at the same time#idk how lets say he bended the universe to his will so he can fulfill his fantasies#bingmei looking at alpha bingge's sad shizunless life: sorrow sorrow prayers (for you to get the fuck away from my man)
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trying to seduce or rile up Price only for it utterly backfire on you has got to be one of my favourite things ever. especially if it's framed like a reluctant aggressor situation that flips on its head. because while he might not have wanted to do this at first, once he starts, there's absolutely no stopping him until he's satisfied.
which just ends up with you on your knees, barely able to keep yourself up as he folds himself over you, furry chest glued to your spine, forearm shoved under your neck, fingers gripping your shoulder to keep you locked in place as he sets out to make you regret ever trying to tempt him by viciously pounding his pent up aggression into your poor, abused pussy. gives you his full weight as a punishment, too; not stopping until all the air is squeezed out of your sore, burning lungs.
and all the while he rubs his bearded jaw over your sweat-slicked, tear stained cheek, and growls into your ear about how spoiled, needy little things don't get to cry now. not when he's just giving you exactly what you asked for.
so say thank you, sir and stop whining about it already 🙄
#this but its gruff older alpha price and the coy little omega who erroneously flirts w him to get a rise outta the towns “mean old bastard”#and instead gets fucked hard knotted and has a claiming bite all in one night oops#also set the in 70s because i am who i am#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#price x reader
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#white boy summer#white excellence#white boys#white men#hot dudes#alpha white men#fine as hell#white guys#white king#fine as fuck
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Promise
#transformers#tf one#transformers one#primessparklingsau#Sentrion#tf one alpha trion#alpha trion#tf one sentinel prime#tf sentinel prime#sentinel prime#before it went to hell lol#also IS THAT THE FUCKING SUN?!?!?!?!?!#yea It’s literally 6am rn I’m so fucking tired I’m going to sleep
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But who was phone to take picture?
#Homestuck#Homestuck Dancestors#Alpha Trolls#HS Fanart#Mituna Captor#Mituna#HS Mituna#Meulin Leijon#Meulin#HS Meulin#Latula Pyrope#Latula#HS Latula#Kurloz Makara#Kurloz#HS Kurloz#Fishy's Art#Homestuck Fanart#Maybe Porrim or maybe Kurloz had the phone in his mouth (took out stitches just to be fucking Silly)
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Why so serious, darling? Scared of my power? Heh. I love the look that prey gets in its eyes when it smells the dominant pheremones of a wolf that means business. Can you smell my piss? My muppet piss? My Joker piss? My homestuck piss? My divine piss? I am not of this world. I will grab you with my teeth and shake you
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Why does mxtx keep writing omega coded men and then announcing that they’re the top?? Not that I mind them being top?? But?? Binghe and Hua Cheng are so obviously bottom enthusiast, and Lan Wangji carnally desires being railed by Yilling Laozu, but these poor men are cursed to lives of top-hood.
#Binghe absolutely wants Shizun to rail him#Hua Cheng would get on his knees and beg to be pegged by gege#I don’t know how to explain this but yllz wwx was absolutely an alpha but mxy wwx was an omega#I mean I’m okay with the current state of affairs and enjoy the dynamics as is but they’re both#so obviously wanting to be fucked by their obsession#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#mxtx tgcf#tgcf hualian#tgcf hua cheng#mxtx svsss#svsss luo binghe#svsss bingqiu#bingqiu#hualian#tian guan ci fu#scum villain self saving system#heaven official's blessing#a/b/o#omegaverse#lan wangji#mdzs wangxian#mdzs lan wangji#wangxian#tgcf#mdzs#svsss#mxtx
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Something's missing
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home2t4ck#alpha bro#dave strider#johndave#davejohn#pepsicola#... implied BUT INTENT IS THERE OK#admin draws#fanart#i did not expect to be clotheslined by this random fucking poesterlog discussing lil seb's origins#especially with the earlier bit where signless's whole deal started because HE REMEMBERED THE PRE SCRATCH TIMELINE#so its established some people carry over bits of the pre scratch happenings.#and then dave being 'weirdly obsessed' with con air and still having the stiller shades and shit. it rly got to me. hguhhh#i dont show it but johndave beloved i wish i had the brainrot and time sufficient to draw it#as it is now. dave kick continues
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🧡💥
#star wars memes#text post meme#sw memes#star wars#star wars comics#the clone wars#star wars prequels#emperor palpatine#darth sidious#darth vader#luke skywalker#luminara unduli#women of star wars#alpha 17#clone troopers#darth maul#lord maul#princess leia#leia organa#qui gon jinn#jedi order#jedi council#jedi culture#clone culture#sith culture#yas pills more text posts#comic art edition#it was really fucking hard to find good pics for this so may not happen again 🥹#star wars thoughts#tcw
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#white excellence#white boys#white men#hot dudes#alpha white men#fine as hell#white guys#white king#fine as fuck#WhiteBoyWinter
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What’s actually in the Covenant of Primus
Btw here’s the full text
#transformers#tf one#transformers one#alpha trion#tf one alpha trion#tf one megatronus#megatronus#solus prime#If you can’t tell I can’t write for shit and I literally did this in like 10 mins for this fucking joke
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Babydoll
Alpha Sevika x Omega Reader drabble
Summary: Sevika makes a bad call and upsets you while you're in pre heat. You're pissed at her.
You looked at the barebones nest you'd assembled. It was made up of pillows, clothes, and throw blankets you'd stolen from around the apartment, because Sevika had insisted on washing everything in preparation for your heat.
It wasn't like Sevika had forced you to give up the bedding, or gone behind your back. No, she was a good alpha. She talked you into it with good old fashioned logic.
"It's time to wash the bedding anyway," she had said calmly. "And I think it's more important now than ever. Come on, you know how filthy this stuff is gonna get."
You couldn't argue with that reasoning, but that didn't mean you were happy about it. Already you were in pre heat, and every instinct was screaming at you to fix this mess. Because what was this? Not a nest.
Tears welled in your eyes. You didn't want to disappoint Sevika.
That was when she walked in with the sheets and comforter. Her scent was relaxed and she clearly had no idea how upset you were. "The laundry's dry," she announced.
"It doesn't smell like you!" You rebuked her angrily.
"You're right," Sevika said calmly. "I'll get right on that." And she started rubbing her scent glands against the bedding. She tried to sit down with you, but you growled.
That was when she realized how upset you were. You could see her nose move as she sniffed nearby you. Her face fell. "You're mad about the laundry, aren't you? And you smell like you're hours away from heat, at most."
"Yes, so hurry up and scent that shit!" You snapped.
Sevika's eyes widened. "Okay, okay." She worked faster. "I'm sorry I upset you, babydoll."
You huffed and didn't answer. All you did was work on your nest. It had to be perfect within the next few hours, and you didn't work well under stress.
Sevika took your giving her the silent treatment in stride. She brought you more things from other rooms and talked to you from time to time, attempting to win you over again.
"I was thinking I'd make your favorite tonight. How does that sound?"
"My pretty omega's gonna look so good spread out naked on that blanket."
You steadfastly ignored her, and your growing arousal, unless it was to ask her for something.
"The nest looks soft. You did such a good job making it. You're such a good omega, making this for us."
You softened. Sevika saw her chance and dove for it. "Is it okay if I come in now?"
"No!" You snarled. You turned away from her and lay on your side, staring at the wall.
Sevika paused, then spoke softly. "You're really upset, aren't you babydoll?"
"I'm not your babydoll."
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have pressured you into letting me change the bedding," she said sincerely. "If I'd realized how deep into pre heat you were, I would never have done it."
"How could you not realize?" You asked angrily. "Couldn't you smell me?" You were honestly hurt, and you knew your alpha could hear it in your voice.
"I was preoccupied with making sure everything was ready for you," she sighed, and you could imagine how she was probably running her hands through her hair. "Cleaning, meal prepping, and then I realized I forgot to submit my PTO, so I had to do that, and the bedding was just one more thing to check off my to-do list."
Knowing she was trying to help you made you feel guilty for being angry at her. In her own way, Sevika was nesting, too. You rolled over and looked at her.
She unfastened your poncho. "Hey. It's okay. It's alright." She handed it to you. "I bet this will be great for the nest."
Your eyes widened. She wore that thing almost every day, and now Sevika was handing it over to you. You took it from her and brought it up to your nose. It smelled more strongly of her than any other item of clothing. Cologne. Incense. Sevika. Perfection. "Thank you, 'Vika," you sniffled, feeling like you were about to cry.
"Well, I gotta keep my omega happy, right?"
You placed it on the pillow at the headboard, so you could lay your head on it later. Then you turned and looked back at your mate. "Will you get in and hold me?"
Sevika's face lit up. "Of course, baby," she purred, and she crawled into the nest with you. Then she pulled you into her chest and kissed the crown of your head.
"I'm sorry I was so mean," you admitted. You knew she was just trying to take care of you.
"Oh, it's okay, precious," she rumbled happily. Then her demeanor changed to something more dominant. She tipped your chin upwards and made you look at her. "Are you my babydoll?" She asked.
What could you say except yes?
#and then they fucked and lived happily ever after#a/b/o#fyp#arcane#sevika#sevika x reader#alpha sevika#omega reader#omegaverse#sevika x reader fanfiction#omegaverse fanfic#arcane fanfic#arcane lol#arcane league of legends#arcane league of lesbians#soft sevika#nesting#i am cringe but i am free#idc if this is corny#you can just deal with that#sevika my beloved#i didnt proofread this at all
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Rainy mornings in Blood Gulch.
#rvb#red vs blue#grimmons#dexter grif#richard simmons#dick simmons#my art#rvb sarge#the good old days#what could they be talking about hmm#Simmons is wearing a math pun shirt bc he's a fucking nerd#blood gulch outpost alpha
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