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The Bad Batch As Random Photos I Found From Sex And The City (Based On Vibes I Get From Them)
Omega and Crosshair
Echo
Hunter
Tech
Crosshair
Hunter after selling Echo
Wrecker and Crosshair
Crosshair
The Batch
#listen#we always talk about the batch being the penguins of Madagascar or the ninja turtles#but have we considered another iconic group of four???#bad batch as different things#I’m going to make this a series just you wait#star wars tbb#tbb crosshair#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb hunter#tbb echo#tbb omega#tbb incorrect quotes#tbb wrecker#tbb tech#bad batch as sex and the city
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*puts all my draxums in a room* it's like a support group except they'd make each other worse
(also if it looks like MCMT! Draxum is crouching slightly, it's because he is. I decided that MI! Draxum is shorter than the others by like 2-3 inches and they're all doing their best to ignore the height difference.)
#rottmnt#rottmnt au#rottmnt baron draxum#minor interference au#draxum raises the turtles au#mcmt au#get babied au#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt fanfiction#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#my art#mi!draxum and mcmt!draxum shaking hands over knowing what it's like to deal with four teen war machines#meanwhile gbi!draxum hasn't even started to experience the horrors (kids that don't listen to him)#he starts going on about how it isn't that hard to manage the turtles and they're just like 'get back to us after someone starts a fire'
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Since I've returned to the Star Wars fandom, I've been wondering if I can pick up on my dragon four group lol
#videos#gacha#star wars#star wars content#sw#au#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2012#rise of the guardians#rotg jack frost#jack frost#michaelangelo#ezra bridger#loki god of mischief#marvel#ezra vanto#alternate universe#dragon four
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I am once again thinking of Darksiders crossover ideas, for whatever reasons.
This time it is Darksiders crossing over with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Turtle and Horsemen would get along relatively well, some becoming friends faster than others.
This may be a surprise to some, but I think War and Leonardo would get along really well. Both are the dutiful swordsman of their siblings who when angry are either damn near explosive or an almost scary tranquil anger. I don't think War would really like Raphael's cool but rude personality, while he'd respect Donatello for what he does but probably doesn't understand much. He'd be very kind to Michelangelo, and would probably enjoy some pizza with all four Turtles should he be offered.
I imagine Death would get along with both Leo and Donnie, probably leaning more towards hanging out with Donnie since both are the smart guys who make things that their siblings can use. A bit like War, I imagine he'd not be Raph's biggest fan, to put it one way. And he's probably find Mikey lovable but annoying.
Strife and Mikey I imagine get along really well, both even sharing new recipes for pizza that each has come up with. Raph and Strife would also probably get along well. Leo and Donnie would remind Strife of both Death and War, and it would probably depend on the day and his mood on whether he'd get along with them.
Fury and Raph would hate each other at first and after a bit become friends, them being the hot-headed ones who can let their anger get the best them at the worst times, leading to some problems. Fury's opinion on the other three Turtles would shift depending on the day, at least I think so.
#darksiders#darksiders series#four horsemen of the apocalypse#death#war#fury#strife#teenage mutant ninja turtles#leonardo#donatello#michelangelo#raphael#crossover idea#random thougts
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good news! ninja is now 80! bad news: I forgot about estinien needs to be leveled for trusts
#crying in the backroom like#four hours of grinding trusts later and I have an 80 ninja and some vague knowledge about Star Wars video games#tbh running trusts in ShB is very brain dead as a dps so it’s good for like. video essays#anyway no new glams on the horizon so I’m much less. gotta go gotta go for a job#here to merely Vibe#owen plays ffxiv#i have some knowledge about playing ninja but it’s all combos I forget the second I do them#I could do most of the ShB dungeons in my sleep though I feel like
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Unfinished Business: The Story of TMNT Volume 4, so far (TMNT comics)
In this video, we take a look back at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles return in the early 2000s with the release of Volume 4. Peter Laird, co-creator of the TMNT franchise, was inspired to create a new series after meeting three young women who shared their love for the turtles. This resulted in a successful first issue, but unfortunately, the run remains unfinished to this day. We dive into the artistic side of the series and discuss some of the changes that Laird made to the franchise, including correcting Michelangelo's name. Join us as we explore the world of the turtles and the legacy of Volume 4, a run that may never be completed.
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#peter laird#jim lawson#tmnt volume four#mirage comics#war on iraq
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Movies
Nine rings for mortal men doomed to die, five nights in an abandoned pizzeria, and one (1) fourth-generation Honda Odyssey.
Deadpool & Wolverine
Five Nights at Freddy's +26
Lord of the Rings +4
The Hunger Games +10
Saw +18
Dune +53
Barbie -6
Challengers
Trolls Band Together
Saltburn
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse -9
Red, White, and Royal Blue -6
Transformers One
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes +76
A Minecraft Movie
Nimona -12
The Hobbit +10
Inside Out 2
Scream
Mean Girls +17
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Venom: The Last Dance +21
Twilight +1
How to Train Your Dragon +8
Dead Poets Society
The Boy and the Heron
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Ultraman: Rising
The Marvels +48
Goncharov -27
Coraline +16
Lisa Frankenstein
Howl's Moving Castle -7
Top Gun: Maverick -14
Les Misérables +9
Luca
An Extremely Goofy Movie
Steamboat Willie
The Addams Family -30
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Shrek -24
Spirited Away -2
The Batman -2
Twisters
Trolls World Tour
Brokeback Mountain
Fight Club +41
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
I Saw the TV Glow
Star Wars: Episode III—Revenge of the Sith +12
Knives Out -40
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Rite Here Rite Now
The Nightmare Before Christmas +19
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem -34
The Princess Bride +4
Frozen -3
Little Shop Of Horrors
Monkey Man
Thunderbolts*
Night at the Museum +9
Gladiator II
The Lion King
Alien: Romulus
Ratatouille
Soul +5
Wreck-It Ralph
The Wild Robot
Pacific Rim -6
Avatar: The Way of Water -55
Princess Mononoke -13
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
American Psycho -16
The Thing -26
The Fantastic Four: First Steps
The Mummy -4
Longlegs
Heathers +18
Beauty And The Beast -46
Oppenheimer -67
Alien (1979)
Titanic
Equestria Girls -9
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story -42
The Little Mermaid -67
Marie Antoinette
Pirates of the Caribbean -3
The Lost Boys -12
The Dark Knight
My Neighbor Totoro -9
John Wick -42
Ponyo
Kung Fu Panda +4
Hellraiser -19
Encanto -50
Wish
The Shining
Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope
Ghostbusters
Lilo & Stitch -13
The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
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Diamond Select Toys New to Pre-Order: D&D, X-Men, The Mandalorian and More!
Diamond Select Toys New to Pre-Order: D&D, X-Men, The Mandalorian and More! #tmnt #xmen #moonknight #starwars #dnd
It’s almost March, which means the march of new pre-orders has begun! New items from Diamond Select Toys and Gentle Giant LTD are up for pre-order now, including new Dungeons & Dragons Minimates, a new Marvel Select action figure, a new Star Wars bust and more! Dungeons & Dragons Minimates Villains Box Set A Diamond Select Toys release! Diamond Select Toys returns to the animated world of the…
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#barry bradfield#casen barnard#diamond select toys#dungeons & dragons#eamon o&039;donoghue#fantastic four#gentle giant ltd.#kinetic underground#marvel#may thamtarana#mighty morphin power rangers#minimates#moon knight#paul harding#star wars#star wars: clone wars#star wars: rebels#star wars: the mandalorian#teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles: the last ronin#the mandalorian#x-men
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✨ Wisdomverse x Smash ✨
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It’s time.
I finally get to talk about Smash and the Zeldas :).
How this wacky little fighting game series represents the LoZ gals and influences them in Wisdomverse— explained under the cut!
Exactly four Zeldas make an appearance as playable characters in the Smash Brothers franchise, spanning different games and decades.
[OoT] Lullaby: Melee (Zelda and Sheik), Smash4 (Sheik), Ultimate (Sheik)
[TP] Dusk: Brawl (Zelda and also Sheik somehow), Smash4
[ALttP/ALBW] Fable: Ultimate
[ST] Phantom (a special case): Smash4, Ultimate
Funnily enough, there have also been four Links in Smash, although they’re not quite from the same games as the Zeldas.
[OoT/MM] Time: SSB64 (Adult), Melee (Adult and Young), Brawl (Young), Ultimate (Young)
[TP] Twilight: Brawl, Smash4
[BotW/TotK] Wild: Ultimate
[WW/PH] Wind: Brawl, Smash4, Ultimate
Now, Smash is just about as non-canon a game as Hyrule Warriors— and we all accept Wars and Artemis. And some Zeldas arguably have more of a chance to display their skills in Smash than in their own games.
Therefore, I’ve peripherally incorporated Smash into Wisdomverse:
Characters who have met each other in Smash will sometimes recognize each other from there, as if they’ve met in a vague dream. They may also forget. Such is the ephemeral world of Smash to its players.
To keep things fair, Smash connections and story will not be relevant to the plot of Wisdomverse.
Each mainline Smash Zelda also gets one of the three Golden Goddess skills from their Smash moveset to use in Wisdomverse, based on their personality and events from their actual games.
Charismatic, dramatic Fable gets to blow things up with Din’s Fire — like how Fable and the sages blast through Ganon’s barrier in ALttP
Steady, calculating Dusk gets to defend against attacks with Nayru’s Love — reminiscent of the twilight pyramid encasing her in Hyrule Castle in Twilight Princess
Quiet, stealthy Lullaby gets to teleport short distances with Farore’s Wind — like how Sheik (technically Requiem, not Lullaby) vanishes ninja-style in Ocarina of Time
And there you have it! Rebalancing the Zeldas, one skillset at a time :).
Extra:
For the truly dedicated folks, here’s a further analysis of interesting (and intentional on the part of the devs) Smash x Zelda facts:
Despite clearly looking like Dusk and not Lullaby, Brawl Zelda is able to turn into Sheik in both the plot of Subspace Emissary and in battle in Brawl. She loses this ability and goes back to normal in Smash4.
Despite clearly looking like Twilight, Brawl Link is shown with Navi in Subspace Emissary.
Wind is clearly Wind, and not Spirit, because he has the Wind Waker as a taunt in all three Smash games he shows up in.
Wind uses some of Legend’s attacks. And some of Time’s attacks. Wind is a dirty rotten move stealer (affectionate).
Phantom isn’t technically playable, but both Fable and Dusk summon a phantom to fight alongside them, and neither of them have seen a phantom in any of their games. Also, while their phantom summoning skill is recharging, they have a purple glow around their hand. Therefore, I’m inclined to believe they’re literally summoning Spirit Tracks Zelda (Phantom), like Robin summoning Chrom for his Final Smash, and you technically control her, so close enough.
In Melee, Young Link is clearly from MM, while Link is from OoT. This means Young Link is older than Link (just Time things).
#lin draws#super smash bros#zelda#wisdomverse#linked universe#loz#wielders of wisdom#lin thinks#lu time#lu twilight#lu wind#lu wild#wis fable#wis phantom#wis lullaby#wis dusk#lu wielders of wisdom#lu wisdomverse
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Created by Daredevil, Avengers, and Indiana Jones comics writer Dave Michelinie, Lynxana the Huntress was an original character created for the 1985 Marvel STAR Comics line as a villain, an amoral, mercenarial "failed Thundercat" who had their ninja like martial training, strength, and courage, but who washed out and became a bounty hunter.
Gradually, however, Lynxana was reminded of her former ideals and Thundercat chivalry, and eventually teamed with the others temporarily, though she went her own way as she valued her personal freedom.
Lynxana had no appearances apart from the 3 issue arc that introduced her...in the US, that is. Thundercats had strangely durable popularity in the UK, which caused Marvel UK to make Thundercats comics well past the point you'd think, with the last UK issue printed in 1991 (!). Her return story was penned by 2000 AD's Simon Furman, yes, as in Judge Dredd Simon Furman.
(Note the difference in coloring technique. UK comics use "solid" coloring, whereas American comics used the less expensive "dot" or four-color method.)
What's the current legal status of this character? That is unknown, but in the typical work for hire license, Marvel owns any character they create for a licensed series, which is why, for example, Marvel-created original characters in Micronauts like Bug have returned in the proper Marvel Universe, whereas toy characters that were part of the Micronauts license like Prince Acroyear have not, or why Circuitbreaker, the anti-robot bigot enemy of the Transformers created for the Marvel Comic, showed up in the Marvel Secret Wars series. it depends entirely on the specific text of the work for hire contract, but the most likely scenario is that the rights to Lynxana the Hunter are still at Marvel.
Hmm. I wonder if Marvel knows they may have the rights to their very own Thundercat.
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(Mutant ninja Turtles, but from the Star Wars universe)
In fact, I even made up a story for them. So, I'll tell you a little bit about them (if you don't understand something, it's okay). Somewhere in the middle of the Clone Wars, on the planet Kamino, the idea of "Clones with the ability to force" was developed, but few people succeeded. Then Draxum appeared (from an unknown planet, but very smart in terms of the biology of organisms and other things), thanks to him they were able to recreate, of course, not clones, but "creatures" with a talent for strength, but that day an attempt was made on the laboratory, and Splinter stole the turtles.Leaving Draxum with nothing.The turtles grow up in the Jedi temple under the guidance of the Jedi and mostly Splinter, known as a strong but very insane Jedi who breaks the rules.Because of this, the turtles do not scatter around the mentor, and all four are trained by Splint (of course, sometimes they learn from others, but they are Splint's padawans).
Something like this :D
#rottmnt#sketch#art#meow#tmnt#lol#leonardo#leonardo hamato#rottmnt leo#mikey#mikelangelo#rottmnt mikey#donnie rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#donnie tmnt#raph#donatello#raphael#rottmnt raph#raph tmnt#michelangelo#Star Wars
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There's a scene in the first episode of season 1 suggesting that as of the start of canon, the Serpentine have faded into nothing more than myth. Naturally, this has led a lot of the fandom to question how this could be possible since the Serpentine War only happened ~40-50 years ago. There are plenty of still-living people in Ninjago who were present for this war - hell, even Ed and Edna were probably alive during the war. How could the existence of the Serpentine, a race that has been around and at conflict with the humans for over a thousand years, suddenly blink out of public awareness in just 40 years?
After some consideration, I think I've come to a pretty simple answer, if you'll indulge me as I overanalyze the silly lego show once again.
In order to understand the situation, let's take a look at the scene in question one more time.
The key thing to note here is that out of the four, Kai is the only one who doubts the existence of the Serpentine. Jay, Cole, and Zane all treat the subject with a heavy amount of importance and trepidation (and a bit of fear). Zane even explicitly insists that they're real. In fact, correct me if I'm wrong but Kai is perhaps the only character in the entire show that we've seen expressing this kind of doubt about the Serpentine.
In my opinion, this means the Serpentine aren't just a myth and are instead a known part of Ninjago's history, and the belief that the Serpentine are a myth is a belief exclusive to Kai and Kai alone. Which...honestly feels pretty in-character for him, ngl.
(Why, then, are the Serpentine taught in schools but the ninja all somehow didn't know about the existence of other elemental masters? Great question! Unfortunately I cannot explain that without going on a long and rambling dissertation-length essay, and I don't have the brainpower to write all that. Long story short? Ninjago's education system is in fucking SHAMBLES and we shouldn't be surprised about any gaps in anyone's knowledge.)
#rationalizing plot holes is really fun actually!#maybe one day ill make an ask game where people can send in their plot holes/inconsistencies and ill find rational lore reasons for them#ninjago#destiny post
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Okay to clarify;
-The first guy with (Th)Ezra is Mitth'sol'arvanto, a.k.a Solar, Thrawn and Eli's eldest son, and (Th)Ezra's big brother in my Blueberry Family AU. They don't get along much.
-Kanan isn't that nice in my Blueberry Family AU bc he was more traumatized & unwilling to train (Th)Ezra more than Canon.
-Sabine isn't also nice bc (Th)Ezra reminds her of Tristan and sometimes takes out her anger for her family at him. Only Hera is the one that truly cares for (Th)Ezra.
#au#sw#star wars content#star wars#videos#gacha#star wars rebels#sw rebels#blueberry family au#thranto#thranto child#thrawn x eli vanto#dragon four#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2012#rise of the guardians#rotg#marvel#the avengers#ezra bridger#ezra vanto#loki god of mischief#jack frost#michaelangelo#mikey#trend#meme
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@hibiscusseaart
Ren Nohara
Ren and Kks doodles + me yapping ab this AU bc the brain rot has me in a chokehold
close ups so yall dont have to zoom in
I JUST REALIZED THIS WOULD MEAN THAT NARUTO IS TECHNICALLY ALSO THE HATAKE CLAN HEIR URAGHHHH
I NEED TO DRAW HIM WITH ALL THE NINKEN SO SO BADDDDDD
KAKASHI SHARING CLAN LORE BC HE HAS PACK TO CARRY ON HIS CLANS HISTORY AND TRADITIONS BC IT ISN'T JUST HIM ANYMORE SAVE ME SAVE ME
Hatake 'the line ends with me' Kakashi BUT NOT ANYMORE BABY HELL YEAH!! having a spouse and child will do that to you
Now does he really gaf ab tradition? Honestly, probably not but the idea of him not being alone in terms of family/clan is what he deserves (along with a lot of therapy).
HE MAY STILL BE MENTALLY ILL BUT NOT AS BADLY AS THE FIRST TIME AROUND 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Also, the consequences of Naruto having two parents who are both some of the most elite shinobi in Konoha is probably one of the best 'fuck off' deterrents he could have in terms of curbing harassment over his being the nine-tails container.
ALSO ALSO, "I'm gonna be Hokage!" oh and he's wearing those little blue goggles and carrying around the weight of a dead boy's dream without really knowing just how heavy that burden is but still carrying it all the same in the way only optimistic children can. Oh bitch I'm throwing up everywhere. Like yes he's going to bring peace to the shinobi world but he is also giving both his dad's the worst type of heart ache. Seeing doubles because he's so much like Obito but blonde and four times as stubborn.
kkrn trying so hard not to see ghosts in their kid but he's literally a mash up of Minato, Kushina, and Obito. Minato's kindness, Kushina's vitality, and Obito's pure will to be good.
Not saying that ghosts are all they see cause it's very much not. Naruto is still Naruto but sometimes there's that outline of an old memory that just doesn't fade. A little like deja vu I guess. Kakashi and Ren are so glad it's peacetime because even the thought of dandelion blonde beneath a too-big boulder makes breathing that much harder.
I imagine he gets trained an insane amount because both Kakashi and Ren want him to be able to defend himself. Even while it's peacetime, they're shinobi, there's always a risk. So long as Naruto is on active duty he'll always be in danger. With both of his guardians growing up/serving in the third war when they were barely older than Naruto it's practically a given.
Not that I think Naruto would complain about being able to learn jutsu/shinobi skills. He'd probably be stoked about it until he has to spend like four hours straight throwing shuriken and reading survival guides about edible plants. He complains about it. Loudly. mb lil bro half of ninja training is literally just ingraining reflexes and learning the land.
mmm academy-era Naruto going to the memorial stone and ranting about his day to it in the way he's seen both Ren and Kakashi do in the past. That's so cute and sad like "and then Shikamaru slept the whole time but it was supposed to be a GROUP project! Can you believe that!" and Obito is in the bushes nodding his head along like the good uncle he is. (He literally tried to murder Naruto when he was less than an hour old.)
Naruto just talks and talks and talks. About everything and nothing and its probably like the least depressing one-sided conversation Obito has ever heard in front of his grave (looking at you Kakashi, Ren).
I imagine that Naruto kind've treats the stone/Obito's memory fondly. Both Ren and Kakashi talk about him in warm tones and with growing up hearing stories of him it's hard not to feel like he knows him. He's not there, obviously, but if Naruto closes his eyes and imagines that scowling boy in his parent's team photo while he talks it almost feels real. (Honey, you've got a big storm coming.)
To their family, Obito is forever thirteen. He's passionate and has a short fuse. He loves sweets and has eyes and hair darker than the night, he's a sucker for a sob story and helps old ladies with their groceries. Naruto finds it hard not to see a friend in a ghost he's never met.
AA and then post Uchiha Massacre, Naruto just stares at the stone and wonders that if Obito were still here would he be gone too? Man I need to see what's going on in Obito's head during that.
On an unrelated note i wonder where the fuck Jiraiya is in all this. Bro is just out and about doing fuck all as two fourteen year olds take care of his godson and he's running from responsibility😭 i bet he sends guilt money. Ren literally doesn't give a single shit because even if Jiraiya did try for custody he would literally be getting his hands chopped off. No way in hell is Ren letting a pervert like that raise a kid that's a recipe for disaster. The money is nice but Ren could not give less of a fuck ab that mans guilt. Like "oh, you feel bad for not owning up to your God Father title that Minato, my late sensei, entrusted to you? Good."
I need to see Ren and Genma + Anko and Kurenai friendship. They would be a horrible terrible no good amazing friend group. Terrifying when together. Four horsemen of the apocalypse when they have an idea and put their mind to it.
Anyway, what are our opinions on ANBU Ren and Ren meeting 'Sukea' bc that all i've been able to think ab today. Okay, I'm done yapping thanks for listening.
#ren nohara#kakarin#kkrn#obrn#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#rin nohara#team 7#naruto#obkkrn endgame bc i need to see them all happy and in love like they deserve
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Batfamily Presentation Night - Pizza - Cass
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Cass: I'll go :)
Duke: Uh-oh.
Tim: Interested to see where this one goes.
Duke: Is this cheating? This feels like cheating.
Jason: When did you make this?
Cass: Before today. :)
Jason: I shouldn't be surprised.
Damian: That is a very useful visual.
Steph: I have nothing to say.
Duke: A good, hardworking employee.
Tim: We should get a cat and name it Cheese.
Damian: That is a horrible name for a cat.
Bruce: No.
Jason: Wh -
Duke: Are those turtles???
Bruce: Where did you get this image.
Cass: :)
Jason: B you have to explain.
Bruce: Cassandra.
Tim: So Bruce can have pet turtles, but when we do it's a problem? I see how it is.
Steph: Tim this is the perfect opportunity to go on your Jason Arc.
Jason: Your what?
Dick: Oh, I remember them! Those are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! They're vigilantes in New York. Super cool guys. Have a bit of an addiction to pizza, though.
Cass: And the sewers.
Dick: Yeah they live in sewers, it's kinda gross, but they're nice.
Jason: Please tell me this photo isn't in the New York sewers.
Tim: The rats, the rats... we're the rats...
Dick: Oh, that's a good one of me.
Bruce: Dick.
Dick: If you mention the rules about eating on patrol I will throw a fork at you.
Steph: Haven't we already discussed that, Bruce?
Dick: Y- WAIT!
Jason: [cackling]
Dick: So you HAVE been stealing my pizza??
[general laughter]
Steph: Why does that image look so sad...
Babs: Don't diss the deep dish.
Jason: Steph, you're not gonna say ANYTHING about the order it's in?
Steph: Nah it looks fine.
Duke: This is favouritism.
Steph: Sauce on top of cheese is a far cry from PINEAPPLE, DUKE.
Duke: It's good!!
Jason: It's not.
Jason: Wh-
Tim: Why are you so angry... What did that burger do to you...
Jason: CASS??
Cass: :)
Jason: I can't believe I have to move AGAIN.
Dick: You don't have to move every time we find your apartment.
Jason: It's called PRIVACY, DICK.
Duke: I'm unsure if I should be more concerned about what "Nemo" means or the Pinterest deck.
Jason: Pintrest deck?
Tim: [wheezes]
Dick: Nemo... does Jason eat goldfish crackers on his pizza??
Jason: GOLDFISH? Have you NEVER seen the movie finding Nemo?
Dick: I don't remember what kind of fish he is. Sorry for not having that information STORED AWAY in my brain.
Jason: It's a clownfish, Dick. Kind of like you.
Dick: I'm more of a Dory, I think.
Jason: No, you're those annoying ass seagulls.
Steph: Mine? Mine?
Cass: :)
Steph: EXCUSE ME?
Jason: Digiorno? You WILLINGLY eat DIGIORNO??
Steph: NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE TIME OR SKILL TO HARVEST AND PREPARE THEIR OWN PIZZAS, JASON
Jason: SO BUY SOME.
Dick: There's a really good pizza place on Poplar called Moe's. They give me free pizza.
Jason: Moe's is shit and you know it. I'd eat fucking Dominoes before I eat Moe's.
Dick: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Steph: Fight fight fight fight!
Duke: [wheezing]
Tim: Huh what?
Jason: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Dick: It could be worse.
Jason: I don't think it can get any worse than this. I can't believe we're related.
Babs: Y-
Dick: ANYWAYS.
Steph: Tim, you need help.
Duke: He's not the only one.
Steph: Duke, I take back everything I've said about your taste in pizza, this is a war crime.
Duke: This feels backhanded somehow.
Duke: Oh.
Jason: Hm.
Duke: I'll take it.
Steph: THREE STARS?? AND I ONLY GOT TWO???
Duke: L.
Steph: I'm going to unionize against Duke's union.
Bruce: Duke's what?
Jason: Pesto?
Cass: Hm?
Jason: Green pizza sauce. Was it pesto? Tastes like herbs, really notably the basil. It's alright. Not my favourite, but it's alright.
Cass: ...Yes. I think so.
Damian: Only four stars... what do I have to do to receive five stars?
Duke: Dude, are you trying to RIG the competition?
Dick: It's okay Dami, we tied!
Damian: I wish crush all of your pizza flavours.
Jason: There's the answer, kid.
Damian: Hn.
Duke: I smell bias.
Steph: No, no, she's got a point.
Duke: I feel enlightened. Good presentation, 7/10.
Jason: [muttering] So tired of fucking moving...
Dick: You don't have to move, little wing.
Jason: Fuck off.
Steph: I am going to hold off making my judgements but all of you know that Cass's presentation is the best.
Damian: I will go next, as mine is the objectively superior one.
TO BE CONTINUED?
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