#founders voice

[hetch-remains]

[The Founder laughs again, watching everything happen without moving a muscle to help.]

Say goodbye to HETCH, Hero. Or, rather...

Say goodbye to ███████, HETCH.

[He says a name, but your ears do not process it. You can only assume he is speaking of you, but the name he says offers no context. You do not remember your true name, and it seems you will not remember it before the end.]

[HETCH tries to close his eyes, and finds himself physically incapable.]

[This wasn’t supposed to happen yet. Not for years. He’s not. They are not ready. He’s, supposed to. Teach. Better, make them better first.]

[This is wrong.]

[And yet it is.]

[kankuroplease]

Madara's ninneko is very cute (I love his dark fur and green eyes, Riki's eyes are forest green).

Ninneko nanny is the thing of Uchiha children’s nightmares. He blends in with Madara’s hair at night, so sometimes when the kids think they’re going to poke their dad awake, big glowing electric green eyes will snap open instead 💀

[fantastic-nonsense]

making a Star Wars show that a) is set during the height of the Empire and co-stars Bail Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Leia Organa or b) co-stars Mon Mothma and revolves around poltiics, spying, and the fledgling Rebellion and not mentioning Padme is like making a politics-focused show set in the 80s and not mentioning Reagan. literally incomprehensible

[moonfromearth]

The Maranos are ready for Edgewave!! 🎸

For @salemssimblr's Edgewave Crowd Call! 😉

Thanks to a random burst of inspo, I had to submit these two to be a part of the Edgewave crowd, especially if it involved the amazing Alice + the Madness. It was so fun to give them "music festival outfits" too, the funniest part is how Ada's outfit is her signature "orange shirt and blue denim" 😆

A little bit of backstory/info just for fun: Ada and Mory have grown up bonding over music. After getting into several of the same metal and rock bands in high school, they started attending concerts together. Eventually, this became a tradition for the siblings, and even though Mory's more often than not off travelling the world, they still meet up for their annual favorites.

Download Link 1 (Mory Marano [left], Google Drive)

Download Link 2 (Ada Marano [right], Google Drive)

^ Note: I have no idea if they'll work this way but it's the only way I know how to share files so lmk if it doesn't work... Or if there's another way! 😁

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto Incorrect Quotes But They Aren’t Funny Part 1

Hashirama: Do you really hate me that much?!

Tobirama: How could I hate you?! I don’t-! I don’t even know who you are anymore! You just left me! You left me all alone! We used to be best friends! I wanted to be just like you! So… when father started preparing you to be clan head, it made me want to learn leadership too…

Hashirama: Leader-? What does my position have to do with any of this?

Tobirama: Father never wanted to teach me! He was only ever interested in his eldest! So when you got bored and ditched me to play at that dumb river, I had to man up for you!

Hashirama: …

Tobirama: He did everything he could to get me to quit. To prove I wasn’t good enough. But I hung in there hoping you’d come back, so we could be like we were. I tried to make it all seem so important so you’d realize what you’d be missing. But you just shut me out! All you cared about was your stupid friend!

Hashirama: Hey, that’s not fair, dad was the one who kept us separate-

Tobirama: OH DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT! You didn’t even try to fight him on it! Since we started this village all I’ve seen you do is fight for what you care about!

Tobirama: …So what…? Was it me…? Was I just not worth the effort…? We used to be so close. But maybe that was all in my head. So how dare you accuse me of hating you WHEN YOU CLEARLY NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ME!

Hashirama: …I had no idea…

Tobirama: …

Tobirama: …Just leave me alone. You’ve had enough practice.

—•—

Next

[ardenrosegarden]

[is-the-vorta-post-cute]

This is so undignified. I am a divine guardian of order and harmony! I may work closely with the Vorta at this facility, but I will not be booped as if I myself were a Vorta.

That being said, I have passed your boops onto the Vorta in my care. They are grateful. So, something good came out of this.

—Founder Mod

[purpledusty]

Leon: So, truth or dare?

Chris: Leon, this is NOT a slumber party

Leon: Sure feels like one

Jill: Kennedy, we are in a prison cell

Claire: I choose dare

[mrs-gauche]

So, as requested, here's that same compilation again, but in German, for your hearing pleasure, but be warned, you might want to prepare yourself for a mild disappointment. 😂 No but I'm actually in tears right now, because half of these don't even sound like he'S BEING SARCASTIC?? LMAOOO

Look, I've talked about this so many times now, but I told you guys German Solas sounds like the most innocent little bean, so when he's making all these super snide remarks, it doesn't hit even remotely as hard as in English. 😂😂😂 Do you now understand what I mean when I tell you that German Solas feels like an entirely different character? lmaoo

A few things as a side note

The part where he tells Dorian "The technique is not Tevinter, it is Elven. But do go on about the wonders of Tevinter magic" I'm cRYING, he sounds GENUINELY excited and curious to hear more about it LMAO

You can tell he's trying SO HARD to sound as sinister as possible in that line about Bull in Trespasser. lmaoo

I had to take out the line where he goes "Please speak up! I cannot hear you over your outfit!" to Dorian, because that joke was sadly completely lost in translation. In the German version, he simply says "Please speak up! I can barely hear you over all the noise!"

"May you learn" is a perfect example for how German can take an effective little line and turn it into a whole monologue. lol There's a reason why the German party banter compilation is like a whole hour longer than the English one.

[hetch-remains]

[Now, The Founder laughs. Dark and twisted amusement at the situation playing out.]

You will see in time, Hero. Patience.

[Back to you.]

That function has been disabled. Consider this a dishonorable discharge from your position. Comfort is not a part of the matter.

Now, take it off.

[By a very, very narrow margin, HETCH avoids questioning the Founder.]

Yes. Founder.

[HETCH grips the edge of his mask and pulls. It holds fast. Pulls harder. Pain, tearing- something wet drips down his face. It holds. He is not quite strong enough.]

[Slowly, painfully, he lifts his other arm. He hasn’t breathed - he knows he will scream if he does. Grip. Pull. Tear. His shoulder throbs, burns and bleeds. Not enough. Harder.]

[HETCH jerks his arms downwards one final time, and the mask comes away in his hands along with the majority of his facial skin and several shreds of muscle.]

[He sinks, choking and shaking uncontrollably, to the floor. His eyes are open. He cannot see through the blood.]

[I… Earned this.]

[boydykedevo]

[mickstart]

Every time I have to pay for a prescription in England I get a moment of intense indignation born from living a life of luxury and Welsh privilege where there was no money for any other basic services but by god they weren't going to charge you money for your meds.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

i did the interlude quest today and

holy shit (SPOILERS IN TAGS)

[yinyangbuns]

ugh episode 18 of the donghua always has me in my feels w/ wangji’s lines.

“[Wei Wuxian] practiced the dark arts, but he had principles. He wouldn’t do such a thing”

“A sword is just a sword. What it does depends on the intent of the owner.”

“Good or evil is often a personal choice”

😩 yes king slay that personal growth

[curativeself]

Still feel like yesterday

[writerfae]

Anyway since it’s Aiden’s birthday this is the perfect moment to say that I love this OC with all my heart and I’m so proud of how great he developed