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Silly meme lol

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Every time someone makes Lan Wangji talk like a caveman, L’il Apple breaks into their dreams and kicks them in the shins.

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"Shen Yuan was a loser gooner shut in during his first life" Shen Qingqiu used to be hated by his fellow peak lords until Shen Yuan transmigrated into his body, so it was solely his personality that was so charming people went to war over his corpse. Please be serious

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Au where SVSSS has a/b/o dynamics, but so does the world Shen Yuan came from.

SY is an alpha in his last life but like never used it. And because he never used his alpha status, he grew to resent it. When he croaks and gets booted into PIDW, the system reveals he's a beta this life. And he's like "FUCK YEAH!!! I don't have to get impossibly horny just because someone smelled nice!"

He somehow ends up in Cang Qiong Mountain in the beast peak. He's living his best life, unaware that he still technically acts like an alpha. He acts aggressive if someone tries to take his stuff and he can intimidate any alpha that messes with his juniors.

The beast peak lord sees this along with his good cultivation and aptitude with beasts and says "Y'know what'd be funny?" And makes him the head disciple.

And like imagine Shen Yuan accidentally walking into another head disciple having a heat in the middle of a hunt and he brings them to Qian Cao without trouble. Like not even fazed because he can't really smell them, but everyone thinks he's just so chivalrous and has a strong grasp on his instincts.

Anyway when they ascend, its established that all the peak lords are alphas except for SQH who is an omega and MQF who is a beta. (They are all wrong)

Anyway during a Peak Lord meeting someone fucks up and reveals that they're an omega. This leads to a domino effect and everyone reveals that they're also omegas masquerading as alphas.

Now cue MQF and SQH sweating bullets and revealing that they're both alphas. And everyone is like "But Mu-shidi never smelled like one and you never reacted when one of us was in heat" and he's like "scent blockers and willpower + common decency"

And everyone turns to SQH like "You don't act like one" and he's like "Okay rude, but fair."

And then YQY says something like "Well three alphas out of twelve peaks. What a small fraction." And SY is like "Oh, who's the third alpha?"

Everyone looks at him and goes "You?"

And SY is like "Girl where 🤨 I'm a beta"

That leads to another screaming match and then YQY recounts "Two alphas, nine omegas, and one beta"

Anyway shenanigans ensue. I just want polycule silliness

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Love that shen yuan is such a beloved and caring adult figure for the Qing Jing kids, Wei wuxian sacrificed so much to give Wen Yuan some semblance of a childhood, then you have xie lian who's like oh fuck right the kid. The ghost kid im taking care of. Forgot about that we should find him

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A mxtx crossover event where all the red-black characters had to fight, I believe, would result in a very interesting rock paper scissors scenario.

Wei Wuxian, being the Ghost Whisperer, could probably beat, or at the very least subdue Hua Cheng. We know Hua Cheng is weak to Ghost Stuff a la the Mount Tonglu opening incident, and Wei Wuxian has dealt with extremely powerful spirits in the past.

That being said, I think Hua Cheng could take Luo Binghe in a fight. This guy bested 33 heavenly officials, his swordplay is unmatched, and Luo Binghe is very powerful but I imagine that power comes with the side effect of very little finesse. Additionally his protagonist halo probably wouldn’t save him here since he’s not the only protagonist.

However, Luo Binghe would totally destroy Wei Wuxian. With his itty bitty Mo Xuanyu core he doesn’t stand a chance. Tearing through an army of the undead is the exact sort of op bullshit Binghe excels at, so that option is out too.

That being said, if their love interests are also fighting, Xie Lian bodies those fools. I’m sorry but even though Lan Wanji is excellent and SQQ is a peak lord, they do not stand a chance. Xie Lian’s favorite trick for 800 years was to break boulders on his chest while he had no access to any spiritual energy. Dude folded the heavenly emperor like a lawn chair. No contest.

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Welcome to 2025 everyone, wishing you all the best for this year’s endeavours ❤️

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spreading the ningling agenda

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bingge travelling the multiverse looking for other "good shizuns" and finding out if his other selves marry a man, it's not always shen qingqiu. sometimes it's ming fan, or gongyi xiao, or some other man who he's considered an obstacle to be cut down.

he realizes this person is someone new entirely, taking over his rivals in each world. and realizes if he has his own version, it won't be someone he considers an ally

enemy king from another nation invading: surrender or fight!

binghe: hmmmm is it you i wonder....

shen yuan, one of the invading king's canon fodder soldiers: airplane why the FUCK is your stallion protagonist trying to marry this b-tier villain instead of killing him.

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Ive decided lqg's route has the special feature of triggering a fighting mini game as well as dockin points if you try to run (its the fastest way to raise his intimacy if you win)

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if you flirt w/ him while your intimacy is too low he makes a 'your insurance doesnt cover that' joke

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Svsss au where theres a third transmigrator

Mobei-Jun

He has never read pidw

He has no idea how he ended up here

Which is why he doesnt ask, doesnt tell, does what hes told and fucks off when not needed

SQH figures it out when MBJ accidentally says "kobe" when he throws him to the other side of the room one day

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seonghwa (ateez)

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How likely I am to let an MXTX protagonist babysit a child

SQQ: 7/10. The child will be safe and given a simple lesson or coloring book. The only potential downside is they may pick up atrocious communication skills.

WWX: 9/10! The child will be both entertained and kept safe. They may additionally learn some useful skills about talisman making or zombies depending on WWX’s lesson plan for the day. Top choice.

Xie Lian: -5/10. Xie Lian let a cannibal ghost run off with a child because he was too busy making out with his crush, and then didn’t look for said cannibal or ghost afterwards. Absolutely under no circumstances should he be watching a kid.

As for their love interests:

LBH: this varies! If it’s some random kid he’s going to shirk responsibility, probably onto Sha Hualing, and that way lies disaster. However is his shizun asked him to watch this child, the kid will be happily set up with excellent snacks. Then again, if SQQ seems to spoil the child too much, they could disappear under mysterious circumstances. Complete wild card.

LWJ: 9/10. Child is a okay. Will probably be returned more polite, respectful, and clean then when dropped off.

HC: 2/10. See aforementioned cannibal ghost incident. He only ranks higher than Xie Lian because he was having Mont Tonglu period cramps and Xie Lian forgot to tell him about the kidnapping.

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The difference between liushen and bingqiu is that if shen yuan transmigrated into a healer, Liu qingge would go "I have to train harder so no one can hurt me. I don't want to add more to shen yuan's workload." Meanwhile Binghe would be going "jumping in front of a carriage so I break all my bones ❤️❤️ two month long stay at the medical ward means maximum time with yuan gege!! ❤️"

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shen twins on the moon also one of the older pics