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Love that shen yuan is such a beloved and caring adult figure for the Qing Jing kids, Wei wuxian sacrificed so much to give Wen Yuan some semblance of a childhood, then you have xie lian who's like oh fuck right the kid. The ghost kid im taking care of. Forgot about that we should find him

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A mxtx crossover event where all the red-black characters had to fight, I believe, would result in a very interesting rock paper scissors scenario.

Wei Wuxian, being the Ghost Whisperer, could probably beat, or at the very least subdue Hua Cheng. We know Hua Cheng is weak to Ghost Stuff a la the Mount Tonglu opening incident, and Wei Wuxian has dealt with extremely powerful spirits in the past.

That being said, I think Hua Cheng could take Luo Binghe in a fight. This guy bested 33 heavenly officials, his swordplay is unmatched, and Luo Binghe is very powerful but I imagine that power comes with the side effect of very little finesse. Additionally his protagonist halo probably wouldn’t save him here since he’s not the only protagonist.

However, Luo Binghe would totally destroy Wei Wuxian. With his itty bitty Mo Xuanyu core he doesn’t stand a chance. Tearing through an army of the undead is the exact sort of op bullshit Binghe excels at, so that option is out too.

That being said, if their love interests are also fighting, Xie Lian bodies those fools. I’m sorry but even though Lan Wanji is excellent and SQQ is a peak lord, they do not stand a chance. Xie Lian’s favorite trick for 800 years was to break boulders on his chest while he had no access to any spiritual energy. Dude folded the heavenly emperor like a lawn chair. No contest.

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Welcome to 2025 everyone, wishing you all the best for this year’s endeavours ❤️

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spreading the ningling agenda

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bingge travelling the multiverse looking for other "good shizuns" and finding out if his other selves marry a man, it's not always shen qingqiu. sometimes it's ming fan, or gongyi xiao, or some other man who he's considered an obstacle to be cut down.

he realizes this person is someone new entirely, taking over his rivals in each world. and realizes if he has his own version, it won't be someone he considers an ally

enemy king from another nation invading: surrender or fight!

binghe: hmmmm is it you i wonder....

shen yuan, one of the invading king's canon fodder soldiers: airplane why the FUCK is your stallion protagonist trying to marry this b-tier villain instead of killing him.

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Ive decided lqg's route has the special feature of triggering a fighting mini game as well as dockin points if you try to run (its the fastest way to raise his intimacy if you win)

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if you flirt w/ him while your intimacy is too low he makes a 'your insurance doesnt cover that' joke

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Svsss au where theres a third transmigrator

Mobei-Jun

He has never read pidw

He has no idea how he ended up here

Which is why he doesnt ask, doesnt tell, does what hes told and fucks off when not needed

SQH figures it out when MBJ accidentally says "kobe" when he throws him to the other side of the room one day

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seonghwa (ateez)

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How likely I am to let an MXTX protagonist babysit a child

SQQ: 7/10. The child will be safe and given a simple lesson or coloring book. The only potential downside is they may pick up atrocious communication skills.

WWX: 9/10! The child will be both entertained and kept safe. They may additionally learn some useful skills about talisman making or zombies depending on WWX’s lesson plan for the day. Top choice.

Xie Lian: -5/10. Xie Lian let a cannibal ghost run off with a child because he was too busy making out with his crush, and then didn’t look for said cannibal or ghost afterwards. Absolutely under no circumstances should he be watching a kid.

As for their love interests:

LBH: this varies! If it’s some random kid he’s going to shirk responsibility, probably onto Sha Hualing, and that way lies disaster. However is his shizun asked him to watch this child, the kid will be happily set up with excellent snacks. Then again, if SQQ seems to spoil the child too much, they could disappear under mysterious circumstances. Complete wild card.

LWJ: 9/10. Child is a okay. Will probably be returned more polite, respectful, and clean then when dropped off.

HC: 2/10. See aforementioned cannibal ghost incident. He only ranks higher than Xie Lian because he was having Mont Tonglu period cramps and Xie Lian forgot to tell him about the kidnapping.

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The difference between liushen and bingqiu is that if shen yuan transmigrated into a healer, Liu qingge would go "I have to train harder so no one can hurt me. I don't want to add more to shen yuan's workload." Meanwhile Binghe would be going "jumping in front of a carriage so I break all my bones ❤️❤️ two month long stay at the medical ward means maximum time with yuan gege!! ❤️"

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shen twins on the moon also one of the older pics

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so im procrastinating on my work by thinking about scum villain, as one does, and i can't help but think of how much peerless cucumber's internet behavior is fanon. cause iirc, the only perspectives we get of his online behavior is from 1) the unreliable narrator himself (just because he rants about airplane in his head doesn't mean that he actually commented everything that he thought verbatim. remember that this guy is a millennial. i could be wrong about this though, i just dont think he was as crazy as he makes himself out to be), 2) airplane shooting towards the sky. which most of the vitriol we saw between them was from airplane's reaction to his comment, and 3) the actual comments that peerless cucumber made. which actually seem pretty chill and not saying stuff like "this is the most garbage piece of writing i have ever laid my eyes upon." especially because from what we have seen of the way sqq acts around people without the OOC limits, he is probably the kind of person who behaves same online as they do in person. unlike airplane- who canonically only has online friends- who does the opposite (behaves the same in person as he does online).

but anyways. the point that I'm trying to make here is that i think most of us have forgotten which character has the most potential to be a troll online: shen jiu.

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"WILL YOU CHANGE??"

Always wanted to illustrate that one scene...

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Here's my art for @tgcf-reverse-big-bang ! For this one I've been paired up with two amazing writers and eventually you'll be able to find the links to both fics in the reblogs for this post. I personally can't wait to read them!!

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Kind of ironic how one of Xie Lian's titles is "The god-pleasing crown prince" when the one thing he does consistently without fail is piss off the Heavenly Emperor.