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was wondering if there's a word like typecasting but for the way you write basically the same type of story again and again, and came up with. typewriting.
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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.
No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don��t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.
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a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t
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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store
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i have a silly little eddie fender comic i drew a while ago that i am waiting to post until i meet him firsthand. but im very excited i love this guy blorbo in law of all time
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WE MUST BE CUT TO HEAL.
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CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there
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“Look at this obvious ragebait pretending they think writing a 600 word essay is impossible. Better reblog it onto your dash ten billion times with some commentary that sounds fucking identical to how people have always talked about you not being able to get homework done. Have you tried just doing it dumbass lol”
Can y’all try talking about chatgpt being bad WITHOUT saying anyone who struggles academically is a stupid idiot. Hey can you just try that. For me.
#TO CLARIFY for the piss on the poor website I’m not saying it’s ableist to criticize chatgpt#I’m saying the WAY you all are doing it is#icarus is complaining
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Can y’all try talking about chatgpt being bad WITHOUT saying anyone who struggles academically is a stupid idiot. Hey can you just try that. For me.
#Icarus is complaining#EVERY WEEK THERES A NEW POST ILL HAVE TO SEE A BILLION TIMES#i get it already you all think I’m stupid and a bad person thanks for that
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Silly Apollo redraw or something, because I like my little brother from another mother.
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