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bro...what we could have had..
#your nude torture scene is getting too kinky? the scene where someone is tortured? while nude? too kinky?#how could this be
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POV u are a millenia old extremely powerful ocean god abt to get ur shit rocked
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My poor little meow meow
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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
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yknow it really bothers me that 95% of conversations i've seen about gifted kid burnout are neurotypicals talking about "oh these kids are upset they don't get to feel special anymore"
as opposed to "yeah these kids have severe self-esteem issues because the only thing they were ever praised for as children was how smart they are and how quickly they learn and now they can't do things if they don't know how to do it immediately because they're terrified of failure because their love always felt so conditional on their performance even if it wasn't"
#also being a former gifted kid and struggling academically are Not mutually exclusive#going from gifted kid in elementary school to barely passing in middle and high school does horrible things to your self esteem. lol.
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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.
And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!
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Help I can't stop thinking about this
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realized I never drew gumshoe?????
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i still havent recovered from this. how am i supposed to read this as anything but suggestive and gay
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i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things
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It’s so funny to me how the only family members listed on Phoenix’s wiki page are Trucy and Ryunosuke. We truly know nothing about the Wright/Naruhodo family tree.
Funny thing about Ryunosuke tho is we know pretty much for a FACT that that man married a woman and had at least one kid. We can have our gay ships all we want but the man was straight married
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We have a bit more leeway using Phoenix’s localized name as canon — he still had at least one kid but that’s all we get, Phoenix has a different surname so who knows what happened. (Localized Phoenix’s family history in general probably looks pretty different to non localized Ryuichi’s, given he’s American — based on his last name not being Japanese his family probably immigrated at least a generation back)
BUT if you take his Japanese name, we KNOW they’re both Naruhodos. Ryunosuke passed down his surname. Therefore, he had at least one legitimate child — probably but not necessarily a son — and to do that he would’ve had to marry a woman at some point. Canon straight marriage.
Funny thing about Ryunosuke tho is we know pretty much for a FACT that that man married a woman and had at least one kid. We can have our gay ships all we want but the man was straight married
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Funny thing about Ryunosuke tho is we know pretty much for a FACT that that man married a woman and had at least one kid. We can have our gay ships all we want but the man was straight married
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Look at them :3 they’re cute :3
what is it inside of me that always makes me more interested in the second fiddle ship for a character more than the biggest one. bizarre.
#also I think the fact Phoenix references Sherlock Holmes (which is not his name in this universe therefore making him a dumbass)#is SIGNIFICANTLY funnier thinking that he ancestor had gay sex with the man#your great great grandpa didn’t endure a situationship with the most annoying man alive for this Phoenix#Icarus is talking#ryulock#ace attorney
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