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fruit-salad-ship · 1 year

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hitting the end of month rush

Anyone willing to pay £5-10 and give me an AU suggestion I can draw in return?? Specific scene, idea, or completly detached from AUs and just go full on canon if you like!

They'd be linework probaly with a little gradiant shading or something, but like, canon, Roman stuff, Witcher stuff, Demon hunter, BNHA, Pirates, anything we've covered, and you just think 'oh man I wanna see them do this thing!' can be normal or NSFW, i am chill either way, like the spicy stuff, get into it, i dont care just gotta pay billsssss RIP

Any help is amazing! heres a ko-fi link just in case its lost to the abyss on this hellsite, but honestly thanks for all the comments and support this month, genuinly considering a cheap cheap patreon for this content now, theres a lot of you enjoying it, and i draw so much of it and am struggling to monetise what i do. maybe it'd help get me by each month, idk.

Still trying to be a buisness major with no training :')

#guys your feedback and interactions give me life #and im so happy to be here making junk up and putting it out into the abyss #for all of you to snack on #i hate doing this but i do need to eat #or i cannot make the thing

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stargirl230 · 2 months

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you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

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theshadowrealmitself · 11 months

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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atalana · 10 days

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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show #i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name #like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns #but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement #1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on #gravity falls #the book of bill #stanford pines #ford pines #stan pines #stanley pines

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puppetmaster13u · 10 months

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Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for.

Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more.

We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out.

And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother.

Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred-

D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

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Alfreeeeed-

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #battinson #Bruce is a skrunkly lil meow meow the kids feel bad about hitting #Danny felt bad the moment he got a taste of the dude's emotions #Selina returning to Gotham covered with cats clinging to her:#Bruce covered with several small children:#“I have a problem with strays”#Alfred is so tired #He comes back from getting groceries for dinner to three new children #all sprawled out on the couch with Dick and Bruce and a movie credits on in the background #they were watching Gray Ghost and eating shredded cheese #Dick a ten year old: Hi there tiny neighbor you are alone and that is bad so come with me please I have snacks #Tim a five year old who has never been taught stranger danger: omg sure Robin #Dick: What #Tim holding his hand: :)#Danny looking at Batman: He gonna cry :(#Jason: No he aint #Danny: You can feel the misery #Danny: It's like kicking a puppy :(#Jason: Shit u right #Both of them looking into the Batmobile now that the door is open: Why is there a box of coloring books and a kid carseat #Omg it's bat themed #There's also a blanket #Why yes it is for long patrols #Also random but I feel like Battinson would be aided by a longer cape #Let battinson become a batblob and disappear into a corner

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noelles-legacy · 2 months

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Attention all Hogwarts Legacy MCs!

I am starting an MC Sleepover! Everyone is welcome!

To participate just Reblog with an image, drawing, or even a sleepover story with your MC to THIS post

Sharing and “nominating” others is definitely encouraged! I would like as many peeps at this sleep over as possible!💜💙

I look forward to seeing everyone’s MCs in there pjs! 🌙✨

Edit: you do not need to be tagged to participate! Plz do not feel left out if you haven't been tagged, you are still welcome to come!!!

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emotional-emotion · 1 year

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Bryan Cranston in Baywatch (1989 - 2001) 1.09 Cruise Ship

#bryan cranston #baywatch #baywatchedit #tvedit #televisiongifs #chewieblog #bryancranstonedit #*mystuff #here's 33 year old bryan cranston wearing slurty short shorts and also an earring #brought to you by me reading all of the (unhinged) comments on my 33 year old george costanza gifset..which was a lot #you're welcome #also i'm welcome! i didn't know what a SNACK he was in baywatch damn

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cherrycro · 10 months

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#this comic lives on in my brain 247 #and yes they did eat the fheese snacks #did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks #spto #scott pilgram takes off #my art #my art 2023 #lucas lee #gideon graves #gordon goose #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim fanart #julie powers

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ravenpureforever · 2 months

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Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now

Robin:

Impulse:

Superboy: Hey what the fuck

#red tornado: I thought I had lost all of my humanity but you are so annoying I realize I do have a shred left #robin: I don’t know of I’m offended or not #impulse: why are you in our house #I started reading the ‘98 young justice comics and like I’m on the floor dying they are so funny like peak teenage boys (affectionate)#they are just in a cave with some snacks and sleeping bags like college kids in their first apartment #JLA you could give them a computer but not like a table and chairs??#young just us #young justice #yj98 #yj #superboy #dc impulse #dc robin #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #bart allen #red tornado #dc incorrect quotes

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sunderwight · 5 months

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Thinking about this post about "preschool mode" and just imagining a version of a Shen Yuan who had been a preschool teacher before he transmigrated, and keeps habitually approaching all of his disciples and some of his fellow peak lords like that.

#svsss #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #'liu-shidi use your inside voice'#*adds nap times to daily schedules*#'binghe this master wishes to take some snacks for everyone to the next peak lord meeting'#'help this master prepare some and you can have an extra gold star on your sticker chart?'#makes it all the funnier when he breaks out internet gremlin mode with shang qinghua too

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tiffanyachings · 1 year

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it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

#HELLO back at it again #tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au #the division of labour is as follows:#dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song #if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long #pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses #he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life #cam does 98% of the actual cooking #trivia section -#you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading #cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam)#the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius)#and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first #*#dulcie septimus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #field sketches #<< i get to have an art tag now!

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here-comes-the-moose · 17 days

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Time for another headcanon that randomly popped into my head and would not leave me alone until I posted it:

Before Omega entered the picture, all of Hunter’s protective, caring, mother hen instincts were see in Bad Batch weren’t dormant, they were just focused on Crosshair. 😂

#picturing this is genuinely hilarious to me #I mean we all saw how he acted in the clone wars arc #Hunter pre Omega: This is my baby brother ☺️#Hunter to Crosshair: Do you have snacks? are you feeling okay? was that guy bothering you?#Crosshair probably HATED it (but secretly loved it)#he probably used it to his advantage when he didn’t want to do something #Hunter asks him to clean the outside of the ship and he’s like ‘you want me the batch baby to do this all by myself?’🥺#star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb headcanons #hunter headcanons #bad batch headcanon #crosshair is the youngest #Crosshair is the batch baby

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spearxwind · 1 year

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>STATIC SNOW /// VIOLENT FLAME<

(couldn't decide on one version so you get all of them)

#you guys get a double post today yeehaw <3 #windyart #adriel #the hollowridge disaster #painting #technically???#omgggg its another adri in the forest art <333 who would have predicted it #anyway tho im experimenting. trying to do things i dont usually do in art and see if it takes me somewhere neat. like here!#the vibe is meant to be like... him unwinding like a horrid little mirage while he advances through the deep snow. blending in with it all #baby wants A SNACK hes HUNGRY

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bleh1bleh2 · 1 year

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"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"

Keiths belt pouches 2/2

#and then later #keith: i nailed the comforting thing!!!!#lance: you guys will never believe what just happened #voltron #klance #keiths belt pouches #also are these in the same timeline or different ones? you decide #personally think its kinda funny if keith just has. a weird assortment of earth snacks #and keeps it a secret from everyone until the time is Right #but also having literally no clue what he has in the pouches and seeing him hold out gummy worms (months into space) is so fucking funny #another mystery: does lance eat the worms??#(yes he does. they all try a gummy worm. the question is if theyre still good)#my art #edit: i tried adding an ID but let me know if its weird and ill fix it

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hoofpeet · 7 months

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deer/sheep can supposedly walk ~9 miles on average a day for food and whatnot, so I feel like satyrs would be like those people who walk an hour to the gas station for a snack run. It would be a common friendship activity

#every satyr has 'guy from the countryside' syndrome #<- there are a handful of scenes in hoofology so far where bun + dane are just walking around aimlessly #i feel like it's not unusual for satyrs to spend upwards of 3 hours on a snack run #you're a satyr . you wake up and half the herd is gone so you just idle around the house all day #until they finally come back at like 2pm like. we got sodas :]

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bakubowwow · 8 months

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“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”

Kirishima:

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