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#hxh#hunter x hunter#cheadle yorkshire#i feel like i should tag this as something lol#realistic food#food that looks like living things#?? maybe?#sorry the leorio looks wonky#i didn't spend a ton of time on this and his face is always a struggle 😭
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The Charcuterie Board, as designed by your votes! Thank you to everyone who participated; this was a fun challenge!
#charcuterie saga#The original version of this was a watercolour but unfortunately I left it behind while travelling...#Along with some of my comic pages and my scripting notes (that's why I have yet to post more pd-mdzs...I funked it up big time)#This board was made on Dec 30th and I am very thankful to the people who helped donate various components to make it possible.#I took a few variations on the composition and while this one has some flaws - I think it has the most personality!#True Charcuterie fans will look at my choices and weep but I never promised good charcuterie!!! I promised accuracy to the poll!#Some elements stand in as 'double counting' in categories. Which was a survival technique for me.#I had to learn a lot of new things to make this possible! My skills like in making the physical wooden board - not the arrangement of food!#Rosemary was hotly debated as I personally do think it counts as edible (so not a valid pick for 'decoration').#I also thought tomato sauce could count as a fruit and spread.#My cursed hand has fingerprints in other parts of this tragedy. Beware looking too closely.#Of course there is a version of reality in which I have the disposable income to buy 20+ different kinds of cheese and-#-make this baby absolutely massive. Not the reality I live in though.#What a wild experience this saga has been. So many opinions about cheese (and other foods).#EDIT: I mislabelled the Salami! There is salami on the board!!!
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basement gang activity…
#fatal flaws#art closet#dreamswap#original characters#blue looks eternally the same#everyone else evolves but he remains#what if the meme squad is collectively barely doing anything to start. they just live there together. ellie moves in as another tenant#she only meets them because she's looking for a new place to live and happens to meet miles on the street#miles and vick just happen to hate the government. and they get into worse and worse messes with the law as time passes#but to start they literally just watch movies and eat pizza and fake chinese food in randy's basement#and like miles is doing the things he does but it's mostly just him
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Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰
linktr.ee/Mezzy
#klance#can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn#anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!!#baking seems like a hyperfixation#like i know you said you baked once but then look at me#...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing#its a joke its a joke#i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water#anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december?#once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man#at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened#and she recommended light therapy lamp#im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month#it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts?#but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can#ive got winter wonderland comic coming though#i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight#i hope its going to be a nice thing!!#wow thats a long set of tags
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Lee know becoming Guy Who Eats Boring Chicken Breast for The Protein ™️ is my villain origin story
#joking obvs#but like... i miss foodie lee know i miss when he cooked#and i miss when he spoke about food enthusiastically#like i feel like the only time he mentions food now is to say he 'cheated' and is *insert mean thing about himself*#or to be like Im on a diet and its so -_-#like i always rhought it was cute how seungmin would pester the cuties dorm to eat with him like a family#but now im like oh he really was living with the 3 dudes who do the most worrying dieting behaviours like ...... :(#but also in a broader sense its frustrating bc how many young ppl are reading those messages and internalising negative messages too#or thinking oh if hes a fat pig then what am i? so its that thing where like#yeah i do have sympathy to a degree but i also think people with such a big platform should be more careful with what they say#🚬😮💨#negativity#bums me out i miss guy who went on that cooking shiw with the chef lady and was so cute and interested#and guy who took over when skz looked dangerous bc He Was The Food Man#yk... it was very lovely
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well that's fucking awesome. all of the damage russians have done to our electric infrastructure can be repaired in one year minimum. IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE TAHN ONE YEAR TO REPAIR ALL OF THE ELECTRIC STATIONS RUSSIANS HIT WITH THEIR MISSILES. AND WE AIN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT CIVILIAN OR ANY OTHER INFRASTRUCTURE. ONLY ELECTRIC ONE. MORE THAN ONE YEAR. AND WE ARE STILL NOT STRUGGLING ENOUGH IN ONLINE PEOPLE'S OPINION. FUCK OFF
#like look I'm just a guy who fucking wants to relax on my summer break and enjoy the last months of being unemployed and careless#and all I fucking get is “the electricity will soon be out” notification on my phone#LIKE OKAY I FUCKING GET YOU YOU ARE USED TO US FUCKING STRUGGLING AND I MAY BE SEEN BYPER PRIVILEGED FOR COMPLAINING#BUT IT'S SO FUCKING EASY TO JUDGE SOMEONE WHILE YOU FUCKING HAVE EVERYTHING I CAN EVER DREAM OF (basic human needs)#like YES THERE'S AN ONGOING WAR IN MY COUNTRY AND I KNOW IT. BUT WE DIDN'T CHOSE TO LIVE NEXT TO FUCKING RUSSIA#we just want to live safely and have access to the most basic things that many people all around the world take for granted#we want to feel safe on our land#we want to stop fucking worrying that the next building hit by russian missile will actually be ours because no one is safe#and still I fucking see those fuckos online telling me how we “don't act like people who live in a country that goes through a war”#well I guess in that case we should all stop buying food and clothes to be REAL people who are suffering from a war#like you for real?? you gonna fucking make us give up the only sourse of distraction and dopamine we can get?#you fucking judging people for buying stuff because “you shouldn't buy new things#there's an ongoing war in your country“ you fr?? so like what we all shall fucking give up and die??#buying new things often gives people some dopamine which actually helps to stay somehow stable (as sane as it's possible)#or do you want us to be a fucking nut-state? idk some mental-case-state. fuck off#stand with ukraine#russia is a terrorist state
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A day after Daniel fucks over Yuki, you post a photo of yourself wearing enchante,, you're not slick
Skinny white girl like Ricciardo? Ground breaking lol
it's so tragic how you're just gonna have to die mad about it 💋
#it did give me the giggles though bc HOW DARE I WEAR MY OWN CLOTHES!!! SHOCK AND HORROR!!!!#sometimes tumblr gives me askfm scandal of catholic boarding school fame 😍 like there was this girl that used to live INSIDE my ass#she'd offer me gum and food and ask to plait my hair then we had a massive askfm bullying scandal where the school banned askfm#long story short she was saying the most HORRIFIC things about me bc psycho ig#anyway i have no doubt that you're ugly and a loser and your life is going nowhere fast and also if this was irl youd be meek as fuck#and never look me in the eye#log off and find some friend or a purpose or something. God speed!!!
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pacific rim did not have to go so hard with the aesthetic but it did. future tech but everything's scuffed and scratched up from constant use. hologram projectors with big clunky buttons and data storage disks that go ka-chunk. standard-issue PPDC everything. big wobbly hazmat suits. analogue nuclear-powered mechs. bioluminescence. monster goop everywhere. cities rebuilt around kaiju bones.
#unscientific aside#it just. ouuugh i love it so much#it's The Future but also like... most things arent Brand New. people are still using their old 10-year-old laptops and whatnot#there isnt always money or a need for new stuff. theres a lot of refurbishing and making do and sentimental attachment#raleigh's clothes all look like military surplus#it's The Future but people LIVE there#im going to have to pay attention to the aesthetics in uprising and see how i feel about the changes#i liked the costume design from what i remember#i think it all looks more future-y but like. it IS set 10 years later & the ppdc is much better-funded so that may be well-justified#i remember being really amused that all the food was like. ppdc branded#official ppdc brand whipped cream...#like. yeah that tracks hgldsgkdsmk
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I tried to watch season 2 of the bear, and flamed out tragically when I saw all the famous people in episode 6. I'm sorry, those are Faces, I know who they are and therefore the illusion is broken entirely and completely.
#like. that's jamie lee curtis. what is she doing in chicago splattering sauce on the ceiling.#I also think that I'm not suited to s2. it felt like...#well a while ago I turned on a south african cooking show (it's called the cook-a-long)#which to its credit KNOWS it's shilling for the tourist board. its entire purpose is to make south africa#look interesting and vibrant; full of delicious food. which it does spectacularly!#but I do not want to turn on the bear and be sold on denmark or watch syd get advice from actual chicago chefs#that is for cooking shows; not my fiction.#putting very famous actors in there feels like the same thing.#(also STOP SHOWING SHOTS OF THE LOOP I KNOW THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN OTHER PARTS OF THE CITY YOU'RE LYING)#anyway. done with that show.#the bear
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this last post is funny because when i was 5/6 i made up an imaginary society trying to make it as good as possible (<- didnt know the word utopia on account of being 6) (i kept developing it until i was about 10 but never wrote anything) and the KEY part of it was that the community members' lifestyle was loosely organised around guild-equivalents (for all the important arts, aka parts of life, from farming to singing etc) which then became increasingly specific (e.g leatherworkers' guild -> shoemakers / other clothes-makers (collab with other guilds for mixed items) / bigger, housing/collective items / art etc). so while everyone was free (and encouraged) to mingle with others (lots of free community bonding times, festivals, meals, it was a democracy so LOTS of talking all the time to reach an accord, they had a sitting council with members from every guild), technically the closest bonds an individual formed was with their guildmates & mentors
more crucially: children were initially raised by their birth parents but with the involvement of everyone else and they *chose* where to go as they grew up. if your parents were bakers, you could become a potter, or anything else you wanted, because it was an individual choice to be nurtured and encouraged and then they'd be assigned another family in the corresponding guild unless they chose it for themselves first. and they could change and move to a different house any time
anyway part 1 the children dream of bureaucracy part 2 imagine being so abusive a parental unit that your 5 years old looks at you and goes hmmmm in an ideal world families don't exist and i could be allowed to live with someone else 👍
#i once told my father about my society - which is how i learned the word utopia bc he told me at this point#and he was extremely baffled and upset about the family thing. SHOCKINGLY!#it was so intricate.... i had so many details. no actual characters or storylines just. worldbuilding#children were literally allowed to go live with anyone they liked including temporarily (anyone could change their minds)#the arts (general) were a key part of life and well-developed.#my father said “but they don't need poets nobody will want to be farmers” and i looked at him pityingly#i remember it so vividly#he was like Okay but if there is not enough food. who kills each other first? who has priority. and i was like Are you stupid.#“they're sharing!” “but actual people don't like sharing. it's against human nature” *condescending 7 years old stare*#i remember reading hobbes in high school philosophy class and being like Ooooohhh so that's what he was driving at. i see!#“well it was stupid then and it is stupid now”#^^^^ guy who is very normal about the crystarium for normal reasons (numerous)
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ive talked to a lot of ppl who have taken vyvanse now and i think ik a bit more on how i need to live on it
#1) dopamine drops on lower dosages or high dosage but in the evenings feel like hell and it wont ever stop you have to just breathe#you will stop breathing well and you wont notice it so you have to remember to breathe deeply. this helps immensely for some reason#2) you will stop processing the existence of food as a consumable thing and not just an object like Table or Cardboard. you will not want to#eat anything. you have to buy meal replacement shakes. sweetness is one of the only pleasant flavours. eat protein. eat as much protein as#you can. down those meal replacament shakes. get enough for a day. try not to into calorie deficits on vyvanse.#3) your mind will be searching for cognitively complex tasks and everything else dwarfs in comparison. dont lay down. do something.#4) you have to exercise. fully exercise at the gym not a home 20 min work out. you need to push your body right now so that you can be ok#5) nothing will be as intense and vivid and beautiful and there will be a layer of seperation between you snd reality even on a lower dosage#this is fine. this is the primary price. sunlight helps and so does doing complex tasks but you cant avoid this. remind yourself that this#is a self-induced thing and its temporary and itll fade.#6) youve been ship of theseus'd into a new person and this effect only increases later into the day. any conclusion you reach about yourself#is most likely not applicable to your non-vyvanse self.#7) carry chapstick around. keep drinking water. dry mouth starts 5 minutes after taking it#8) some of your friends have a reduced range of emotion and this makes them more stable but less capable of experiencing intense joys#and sadnesses. look at them. listen to their perspective. live like them when youre on the medication.#9) music is still gorgeous#10) you will feel very hot very fast. wear layers you can take off.#11) pick up a bow and shoot. keep shooting. keep going. shoot at least 50 arrows if you can. feel the pain in your arms and your shoulders#and then keep shooting.
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Today has been one of those "Sorry! I couldn't hear you over the texture of my socks" days.
#autistic#actually autistic#audhd#it's so embarrassing!!!#like yes i care and yes i was listening but also no i have no idea what you just said#getting diagnosed gave me permission to admit what's REALLY wrong and also do shit outside social norms to make it suck less#but it also makes me look “weird” to non autistic people (and past me who wasn't diagnosed til my 30s)#I can remember past me saying that I couldn't be autistic because I don't do [thing] (I was powering through and suffering)#It's like... I have a mild allergy to a couple foods but didn't know for YEARS so I'd eat whatever and either suffer or take benadryl#then well into adulthood one of my friends was listening and was like DUDE YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO THAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME!???#doctor had me change my diet DRASTICALLY but the constant itchiness and sore throat and stomach pain went away#but sometimes people act weird or put out when I ask questions or refuse food#sometimes people lie and say a food is safe when it's SUPER not and then I'm having an allergic reaction on the way home#my body is permanently damaged because of decades of trying to eat like everybody else#meanwhile my mental health took that hit from decades of trying to ACT like everybody else#I'm sooo much happier now with my safe foods and silly fidgets and good textures AND I can live an active life!#but sometimes people give me funny looks when I ask for the grill to be cleaned or don't like a new shirt because it makes me anxious#hell the other day a dude gave me a weird look (and I overheard shit they said) because I HAPPY STIMMED at Hot Topic (Hazbin merch)#meanwhile my friends love my stimming because its the “Jamie barometer”#my (best friend's) mom says the biggest compliment to her cooking is when she can hear me foot tapping under the table#so... yeah#a diagnosis is permission to be me and have a better life at the cost of dealing with assholes because I'm not masking or lying anymore#bluewind talks#holy journal entry batman!#did NOT intend the tags to turn into... whatever the fuck this is XD#but if for some reason you read this far? I hope you found something in it that made you think or made you smile (if not hi anyway! ^_^)
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went to restock my food points this evening and thought 'huh, don't have as many plants as i thought i would, i'm in the mire all the time, why don't i have boatloads'.
so i went through my hoard and converted every food item of a kind that was above 2772 count (one page of full stacks). anything below that number, i left alone, just in case of trade updates, you understand.
this is the tally after that. my dragons are on a fish and bugs diet now 👍🏽
which got me thinking, since the update allowing you to choose which food your dragons eat first, i've been force feeding my dragons plants because i had SO FREAKING MANY plant items. welp, seems like i've swung back in the other direction. time to see how long it takes before the numbers even out again
(meat and seafood were the ones i ate the most of prior, so i've been restricting how much of that gets eaten. wonder if the counts will level out. hopefully i remember to pay attention again in like a month or something)
#flight rising#nonsense#projects#i guess it's a project#i wanna check back and see how things change#it takes literally months for my food stores to drop significantly tho#bc i only ever have like idk 50 dragons in my active lair at a time#so we'll see#i won't be actually looking at what they eat#nor will i be making a food type selection at feeding hour#they'll get what they want#and i'll live with the quencies#it will at least give my plant stores time to recover#but i hope my meats don't regret this :S
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Me: I am interested in judaism ONLY. Show me content about jewish life, intellectualism, history, and daily life
The Algorithm, apparently: does this mean you're interested in mormonism... how about jehova's witness............... this is all you'll get recommended by the way
#jumblr#personal thoughts tag#on topic but. there's also been so many mormon missionaries in my town??? are they all coming back from serving mission trips or what......#it's also weird that my town is almost completely xtian but [insert shopping place] had a display specifically for pesach#like ik many xtians have seders and you know what i'm talking about but like...??? ig they tried because they gave out free pesach haggadah#but i think it was solely because they had displays for easter up. look i just thought it was funny considering where we live#but that same store has a small kosher section. as in... well it's got some kosher food#so i really don't know what to make of it because that display is gone (why i think it was more for easter??)#ANYWAY#i'm just confusion 🫰👍#wait on the topic of xtian seders... why??? i never understood that one and my family has never celebrated passover#what would the point be when (from my understanding) such a big part of pesach is the freedom of jews from slavery#and that g-d sent them/us manna. like i admit i don't know everything about pesach but how would an xtian observe it?#because i have heard of that in the past and assumed they were celebrating jesus instead which to me wouldn't be a seder or passover. idk..#also i'm watching one of the videos about mormonism that was recommended to me but. i still watch majority jewish things regardless so????
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You know when you say "i am at my lowest" it could mean several different things.
There are falvors of lowest.
Like "oh this is the lowest but actually it's fixable in 3 days so yeah i am.clam even tho i am tired as fuck and also at my lowest"
Or "this is the lowest and i see no light at the end of the tunnel"
Or "this is the lowest but it's also really fucking funny"
And "this is the lowest in recent times but not the lowest ever so yeah not great but could be worse"
And there's also the difference between the self-inflicted lowest and the inflicted from above lowest.
So yeah, there are several bottoms in a single barrel and you can always stoop lower, but it's also not necessarily that bad ig.
#this is me tired-posting#no i am not at my lowest#my physical lowest were reached a few times whenni had bad influenza and i got food intoxication because of some mushrooms#my mental lowest is reached at every breakdown#so now i am not at my lowest for sure but i can't say i would like to live this week again 🫠#also i am looking atrocious i can feel it i am so glad i don't have mirrors near me because i KNOW i look the way i feel#steel rambles#but i think I'm gonna buy the skywarp looking boots i saw at least#one good thing
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The veganuary website has been one of the least useful sites for finding vegan recipes that I'm actually interested in. Most unexpected. Why.
#chit chat#food mention#veg tag#?????#like half the recipes are 'here's how to make a food that looks like it should be meat' like fish sticks or hamburger#and the other half are like 'you need the special Vegan Ingredients from the Vegan Store' like. specific brand vegan mayo or vegan cheese#and im like. did you know you can use half a banana instead of Vegan Brand Fake Vegan Egg Substitute for this recipes#it just seems like a weird fucking way to do this for a site that's about getting people to try veganism#it seems like it's making things more difficult than it needs to be#there are notably fewer oatmeal recipes than i expected tho#this is an oatmeal hate blog#im not vegan for those of you who are new#but i get pretty close to it whenever im fortunate enough to live on my own
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