#fjck

[starsonmarsy]

Can you go 5 minutes without posting about wanting to be someone's personal fleshlight; or any of the obscenely whorish things going on in that head of yours? Here I thought I was insatiable but you take that to another level. All those reposts, posts, anon responses. It's almost sad seeing a toy so desperate not being used as much as it wants.

I may not be there to use you in person, yet, but what I can do is this

Take a moment. A single moment and focus on your breathing. The in and out of your breath.

in and

out

in

and out

up and down

up

and down

up and

down

down

down

Every breath faking you deeper while you relax. Imagining a hand on the back of your head. Guilding it until you find your lips rubbing against my cock. Whether or not I have a cock doesn't really matter because you feel it. So real. So intently against your lips. Opening your mouth and letting it slide in. Feeling the warm wave of pleasure as your mouth is filled. Completing you. Filling you. Exactly what you have been craving all day fulfilled.

In and out

Up and down

In and out

In and out

Out

Leaving your mouth hanging there lips locked with the tip of my cock. Craving more pleasure. More bliss. More everything and nothing.

Drop

Letting your head fall back onto my cock with the natural motion of your head falling forward. Filling your mind with only pleasure. Only my words. Only my control. As the only thought you can focus on is the feeling of my cock in your mouth. Being completely blank and empty. A whore that's only use is my pleasure. Until I cum. Overloading your mind. Feeling the electrifying feeling run through your body as I take what is mine.

Pulling out with a pop

Then slowly feeling your thoughts come back. With every number as quickly or slowly as you desire.

1

2

3

4

5

Awakening for me now

- 🎭

sgdhfhgngn

[multifandom-rambler]

I need to stop making dedicated fan blogs for my hyperfixations cuz after like at most a month I abandon them

cuz “brain not happy anymore that thing :(”

[insomniac-dormouse]

I watched the first episode of dinosaur train

All I can think about is the Stigimoloch

I’m researching the Stygymolock

I have made posters about the Stigeemuloch

The Stijymolok is all I can think about now

I hate it so much

I will Stijmol this fucking dinosaur and it’s stupid herbivorous face!

Does it count as aposematism if it’s a dinosaur with spikes???

Buddy, you are not a dinosaur-God damned Stigemolok!!!

Stupid Pakysefilasawriday

Packeesephelosoridae

Pacciselfalasorryiexist

So dumb

I hope Stugimolock go extanct immediately

[jaeyunologyy]

burglar!jay who broke into your house to steal things he can sell but stumbles upon your pretty figure sleeping on the bed unaware of the danger lurking over you.

and the next thing, you woke up to feeling something or someone is between your legs and see a big lump under your sleeping dress. the last thing you remember before passing out to bliss was a warm and wet slithering appendage against your clit.

[knific]

ummm stuff i forgot to post

cw for sewerslide under cut lol

[tojisun]

heaven to him

dilf!jake sully x na’vi fem reader

!! fluff and smut - minors dni; kind of accidental voyeur; slight exhibition kink (it’s jake’s teehee); so much pet names (sucker for them); banters <33; jake and his insatiable desire is its own warning // 1.7k words

: so it came to me in a vision; started fluff and ended in smut idk why (im a liar - i do know why and its bc of jake!!!); i dont mention any dilf!jake aspects but the whole fic screams dilf!jake and i need yall to see my vision; hope you guys would like this <33; title from off to the races - lana

your ears twitch, having only managed to catch the tail end of the sound. you frown, your head rising from where it’s pressed on jake’s chest, thinking that by doing so, you could hear better.

jake rouses from his near-sleep, blinking exhausted eyes open to watch as your ears flick up, straining to hear the unusual sound.

“ma’yawntu?” he asks, rubbing your shoulder in comfort at seeing how tense you’ve gotten. 

you fumble with your hand to press it on jake’s lips, non-verbally telling him to quiet down. he blinks, confused, and his brows furrow when he notices your tail begin swishing behind you in agitation.

a squeak resonates again, this time louder and clearer. you jolt, your hand leaving his face to clutch at the straps of his dagger’s sheath, not expecting the drawled out sound it made or how it pitched higher at the end. you turn to jake, wondering if he heard it too.

jake coughs because he did. oh, fuck, he did.

his cheeks tingle, his eyes ducking away to look anywhere but you. you narrow your eyes at him in suspicion, realizing that jake knows what it must be that’s making that sound, but he is refusing to help you out.

you think he is playing with you; that he is making a game out of this to hone your skills in stealth and hunting. so you grin to yourself, slinking out of his hold and ignoring his protests to creep closer to the entrance of the clearing.

“sweetheart, no-” but jake is interrupted by another drawn out squeal. 

this time, you recognize the sound and you gasp, turning to jake, your eyes blown wide in surprise. your cheeks burn, the heat rushing down to your neck, and you rush back to jake’s side, hitting his shoulders with the underside of your fist to tamp down your embarrassment.

jake gathers you in his arms, muffling his laughter on the top of your head as you bury your face on his chest to hide your burning cheeks. 

“aww, yawne,” he murmurs. “you feelin’ shy?”

you peek up from his arms, humming softly. jake smiles, brushing your braids away from your face and tucking the stray strands behind your ears. you huff, feeling yourself settle as you enjoy his warm embrace. 

you part your lips to suggest to your mate that you two should leave soon, if not to save yourself from the immense embarrassment, then to finally crash before the hunt tomorrow, but jake purses his lips before saying, “wanna fuck too?”

you whip your head to look at him, a hiss trickling from your lips as you swat at his stomach in surprise. it only made his endeared chuckles rumble louder so you pinch his skin instead, giggling to yourself when his smile vanished quickly, a wince creasing his face.

“you will shut up,” you say, playfully glaring at him but jake just shakes his head at you softly, patting his stinging skin while you attempt to crawl away from him.

you watch the way he parts his lips to respond to you but another drawn out moan echoes past the clearing, followed by distinct rhythmic slaps, and you choke on the air you breathe, curling to yourself in embarrassment. jake’s hand finds purchase on your waist, gripping, his own breath hitching.

“jesus,” he murmurs, his eyes blown wide. “they’re really going at it, huh?”

“ma’jake, stop commenting!” 

jake opens his lips, a retort ready, but he is cut off once again by a wet sob. this time, his face does end up scrunching as he throws his hands up in resignation. “i swear to god, why’s it every time i’m tryna talk huh?”

you sit up, giggling, unable to hold it in anymore. you slap your hand over your mouth to muffle your sounds but hiccuped gasps of your laughter slips past your fingers, making jake smile so wide.

goddamn, baby, jake thinks as he watches you, his eyes full of reverence. how can i be so lucky to have you, ma’muntxate?

he follows the trail of your tanhi, watching the way they trickle down your supple skin and glitter like stars. he studies the way your eyes crinkle, your full lips quirked up in the most beautiful smile as you turn to him. 

jake reaches out for you, opening his arms again because he wants you in them, and you readily dive into them, nuzzling your face on his chest. 

his rumbling chuckle reverberates in the space between you two, the exhaustion of today’s date night and the ongoing embarrassment settling into both of your bones, pulling you two into a lazy embrace. you cuddle up to him and jake easily slots your body to his – two parts of a whole.

you watch the slow trembles running across his body, his skin sensitive to your breath. you giggle to yourself again, peering up at him and biting your giddy smile when jake tips his head down to meet your eyes. 

“what’s got you so happy, yawntu?” he asks.

you do not reply to him, instead choosing to quietly shuffle closer to him to press your lips onto his collarbone. you hear his sharp intake of air, his hold on you tightening, and you feel elated at seeing what you do to him. 

you pull away and look up at him, cheekily grinning, and jake just tuts before he plants a kiss on your forehead. 

“naughty girl,” he murmurs, his voice muffled by your head, and the awkward sound he made makes you laugh again. 

you bask in the silence, your eyes feeling heavy and your body calling for sleep, before jake ruins it again. “how’re you so giggly after hearin’ people fuck?”

you groan, pinching his side again and rolling your eyes at his answering hiss. 

“just pretend that we don’t hear them,” you reply, trying to find the spot you were just in, accepting the fact that you and jake might have to stay the night out here. 

“really hard to do when all my sensitive ears could hear is them fuckin’, sweetheart,” jake grumbles, one of his hands travelling down to your waist. 

“ma’jake, please. any more comments from you and i’m going to start thinking that you want to mate out here too.”

jake doesn’t reply. 

his silence rings loud and you crane your head up to look at him, gaping, feeling the telltale signs of heat spreading across your cheeks. 

he groans, embarrassed, as he hides his face away from you. “forget about it,” he murmurs, his voice sounding so weak to your ears. 

you stare at him, watching his cheeks darken. his ears are pressed flat to his skull and his tail, you belatedly realized, is loosely looped around your leg, twitching lightly in reflection of his tumultuous emotions. 

you bite your bottom lip, thinking, your own ears flicking in interest. 

jake still refuses to meet your eyes so you take the chance to study your surroundings. it is still ways away from the busy clearing and the hometree, and it is safe, hidden underneath the plush leaves of the trees. 

okay, you think, now feeling the thrums of excitement coursing through you.

“just fingers.” your voice wobbles and it is now your turn to look away when jake whips his head to look at you. 

“yeah,” you hear him say, his voice dipping into a near rumble. “just fingers.”

————

you hiccup, sobbing as jake sinks his cock in your cunt again. jake is quick to push his lips back over yours, engulfing your moans before they could break the tranquil silence. 

“shh, yawntu,” jake murmurs, his hips unrelenting as they pound into you. “not too loud.”

you claw at his back, trembling at the overwhelming pleasure racing through you. your eyes roll back to your head at a particularly angled thrust, your walls spasming as they tighten around jake’s cock. 

“jesus,” jake hisses, pressing his head against yours, ragged breaths slipping past his gritted teeth. “fucked you so many times already but y’r still so fuckin’ tight.”

“ma’jake! too mu-!” you cry, holding onto him, squirming when he grinds his cock against the same spot that had you squealing.

“i know, sweetheart, i know.” jake kisses your neck, parting his lips to lick a stripe along your throat. “y’take me so, so well.”

your hands fall to hold onto his arms, your head tipping back for a silent moan, as your legs tremble at the increasing pleasure. jake follows, covering you with his bigger body, his hands mapping your sides until they fall to your pelvis, his thumb dimpling your skin. 

jake nuzzles his face on the side of your cheeks, his eyes closed in the throes of pleasure. it is too warm now and everything is bathed in the luminous trees, but you are too lost in the euphoric ecstasy that is building within you.

“ma’jake,” you whimper, your voice wobbling at another hard thrust. “‘m close.”

“yeah?” jake begins, blinking his eyes open to gaze at you. he smiles at what he sees, his fangs peeking through. “cum with me?”

you nod, unable to mumble anything any more, feeling like your words are perpetually stuck behind your teeth amidst the pleasure. 

jake’s hips don’t stutter, thrusting wildly as he grips your hips tightly, hissing apologies for the marks that they would certainly leave. you mewl, your raspy moans filling up the space between you and jake, scratching at his arms as your orgasm builds. 

“i can feel y’r cunt spasmin’,” jake murmurs, a chuckle piercing through your hiccuped moans. “you must really love me, huh?”

jake just laughs again when you just glare up at him, your tear-stained lashes clumped together. he coos at you, rubbing his nose with yours. 

“y’r so precious, y’know that, baby?”

“ma’jake, please,” you whine, arching your back with a gasp when jake grinds his cock deep again.

“fuck, yeah, okay baby, i’ve got you,” jake says, pushing your braids away from your damp face. then, he grins, something so beautiful and utterly dangerous. “but we’re just not done yet, yawne.”

[romidoes]

🧡🖤

[picory]

do you see this this shit applejack

[damnamour]

DEMAIN NOUS APPARTIENT ― E1673

[ef-1]

The gay agenda has gayed too hard im afraid

[st4rfckerz]

i'll forever blame alyssa for the decuntification of sam

[blog-moved-lol]

(I couldn't decide how I wanted the lighting)

A post from Tim's personal Tumblr blog:

"I went downstairs to the kitchen to get some cereal for my nightly mental breakdown, and my brother was already there having his own nightly breakdown lmao-"

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 21 ramble

i'm so normal about this podcast btw for sure

EHEJEEHEHEHE SHE'S BACK ITS THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL SHE'S BACK

i love these guys but where's gwenny

lena does care she's just like that i love her sm

EVERYTHINGS EVIL IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM!!!!

oh yea sam i'm sure you can quit babes why don't you give that a shot

"better from the inside" celia is that your strat rn.. no.. get out of there honey..

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ATTEMPTED MURDER AGAINST YOU SAM? LET'S NOT

oh it's The Magnus Archives COMPLICATED IMMIGRATION STATUS?????

IS SHE STAYING FOR JACK OR WHAT. WHAT. WHY ARE YOU HERE. ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU CAN GO BACK?

hiii che. CO FOUNDER OF THE INSTITUTE GOD. GOD. was there a co founder with jonah in tma????

GRAND EXPERIMENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

constellations are related too? oh that's cool i think

THEY WERE GONNA END THE WORLD IN Y2K OH YOU'RE KIDDING. THAT'S SO FUNNY

what the hell is The Dome. what the fuck.

LOCUST?? WHAT IS GOING ON LIKE ACTUALLY

...i still miss gwen... i'm like so concerned about this but i am concerned about my wife also

DIG!!! DIG!!!!!

😧

being watched.... reference 😱

wtf WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF??? WHAT????? HUHHHHHHH????? WHY ARE PEOPLE CRAWLING OUT OF THE DIRT????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T LIKE IT 👎👎👎

very professional way of saying "absolutely not what the fuck"

oh hey alice!! woah she just deleted it from sam's comp.. "colin was right about you" HOLY SHIT???? "who's in there" HOLY SHIT.

ALICE YOU NEED TO STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUTH ❌❌❌❌❌ RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

WHERE'S GWEN? SORRY LIKE WE'VE HAD EVERYONE HERE EXCEPT HER. WE EVEN GOT LENA??

NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOO HAVE YOU HEARD FROM GWEN NOO NOO SHE'S WORRIED NO. NOO. NOOOOOO. ONLY ABOUT YOUR CASELOAD WITH THE AUDIO ERROR NOO. NOOOOOO.

GWEN HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO MY BABYGIRL NO MY BABYGIRL

NOOOOOOO HONEY RUN HONEY PLEASE INK5OUL I'M DIVORCING YOU. LEAVE HER ALONE.

who is that? oh he's dead then. DID HE JUST FALL ON GWENS PHONE. NO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. GWEN PLEASE HONEY GET OUT OF THERE. I'M UPSET I'M DISTRAUGHT I'M LOSING IT. A SCORPION? GWEN?? GWEN?? IS SHE EYE'ING RN?? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? AND DID IT SAVE GWEN JUST NOW? ELSEWHERE ELSEWHERE ELSEWHERE BAWLING?? WHAT IN THE FUCK

GOD DAMN????,?

[3416]

holy shit

[desire-mona]

hebbehebehhehehhehehhehhhhebehge

thahsys how i used ti pronouns his name bevgire i guygred out itvwas pronjubs. oh god giiytga lock in. thee-lee (hard th)

No, anon is Joon :]

hhiiiiijihuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooiiiioiioiii

[pawbeanies]

puppy has been at work less than one hour and alreadt wants to go. home. puppy wants to go HOME