#what the fjck
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WWWWTF WTF WTFWTDUSJF HE'S GETTING COCLY WTF WTF WTFDHSJDJWJDNSJDJSJ
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The gay agenda has gayed too hard im afraid
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WHAT???????? WHAT???????????)) FIVE YEAES???????????????
Happy 5 year anniversary to byler rain fight!
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Uhhh
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One vraincell activaryef
One brajn xrll actjcbanth
One beian cekzm actually
ONE BRAIN CELL ACTIVATD
#shitpost#UHHHHHHH#yhh#uhhh yeah#uhhhmm#guh?#tbh#cats#waht#what the guck#what the tuck#what tje ducl#what the fikc#what the fjck#qgat the fuckn#whag the fuck#what#the#fuck#GODDAMMIT FINALLY-
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burglar!jay who broke into your house to steal things he can sell but stumbles upon your pretty figure sleeping on the bed unaware of the danger lurking over you.
and the next thing, you woke up to feeling something or someone is between your legs and see a big lump under your sleeping dress. the last thing you remember before passing out to bliss was a warm and wet slithering appendage against your clit.
#YALL WHAT THR FJCK#WROTE THIS AFTWR I CLOCKED IN#IN THE PANTRY#IT 8 AM#enhypen#enhypen smut#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#enhypen hard headcanons#enhypen jay#jay hard thoughts#jay hard hours#jay smut#park jongseong#i love you burglar jay#mwahhh
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I JUST CHOKEF ON MY SPRITE
IM GOING FERAL. NEW TEASER FROM GLITCH AND ITS NORI AND YEVA OH MY GOD I CALLED IT I KNEW WE WOULD GET A BAck STORY HAHAHAHAHAHA
IM DYING OF DEATH OH MY GODJFHFHDHFHFHDHDDHDHDHDHDHS
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magnus protocol episode 21 ramble
i'm so normal about this podcast btw for sure
EHEJEEHEHEHE SHE'S BACK ITS THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL SHE'S BACK
i love these guys but where's gwenny
lena does care she's just like that i love her sm
EVERYTHINGS EVIL IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM!!!!
oh yea sam i'm sure you can quit babes why don't you give that a shot
"better from the inside" celia is that your strat rn.. no.. get out of there honey..
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ATTEMPTED MURDER AGAINST YOU SAM? LET'S NOT
oh it's The Magnus Archives COMPLICATED IMMIGRATION STATUS?????
IS SHE STAYING FOR JACK OR WHAT. WHAT. WHY ARE YOU HERE. ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU CAN GO BACK?
hiii che. CO FOUNDER OF THE INSTITUTE GOD. GOD. was there a co founder with jonah in tma????
GRAND EXPERIMENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
constellations are related too? oh that's cool i think
THEY WERE GONNA END THE WORLD IN Y2K OH YOU'RE KIDDING. THAT'S SO FUNNY
what the hell is The Dome. what the fuck.
LOCUST?? WHAT IS GOING ON LIKE ACTUALLY
...i still miss gwen... i'm like so concerned about this but i am concerned about my wife also
DIG!!! DIG!!!!!
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being watched.... reference 😱
wtf WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF??? WHAT????? HUHHHHHHH????? WHY ARE PEOPLE CRAWLING OUT OF THE DIRT????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T LIKE IT 👎👎👎
very professional way of saying "absolutely not what the fuck"
oh hey alice!! woah she just deleted it from sam's comp.. "colin was right about you" HOLY SHIT???? "who's in there" HOLY SHIT.
ALICE YOU NEED TO STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUTH ❌❌❌❌❌ RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
WHERE'S GWEN? SORRY LIKE WE'VE HAD EVERYONE HERE EXCEPT HER. WE EVEN GOT LENA??
NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOO HAVE YOU HEARD FROM GWEN NOO NOO SHE'S WORRIED NO. NOO. NOOOOOO. ONLY ABOUT YOUR CASELOAD WITH THE AUDIO ERROR NOO. NOOOOOO.
GWEN HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO MY BABYGIRL NO MY BABYGIRL
NOOOOOOO HONEY RUN HONEY PLEASE INK5OUL I'M DIVORCING YOU. LEAVE HER ALONE.
who is that? oh he's dead then. DID HE JUST FALL ON GWENS PHONE. NO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. GWEN PLEASE HONEY GET OUT OF THERE. I'M UPSET I'M DISTRAUGHT I'M LOSING IT. A SCORPION? GWEN?? GWEN?? IS SHE EYE'ING RN?? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? AND DID IT SAVE GWEN JUST NOW? ELSEWHERE ELSEWHERE ELSEWHERE BAWLING?? WHAT IN THE FUCK
GOD DAMN????,?
#OH MY FUCKING GOD#HOLY FJCK#WHST THE HELL#WHAT THE HELL#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 21#LOSING IT#fen blogs tmagp
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puppy has been at work less than one hour and alreadt wants to go. home. puppy wants to go HOME
#what do you MEAAAAAN ive already had to file 3 insurance requests and check in on another one fromyesterday#too many ppl crowding around me asking abt shit they should be on top offff#like girl i sent YOU a message 30 MINUTES AGO abt this#only for miss girl to go like. you know what just act like this didnt happen.#what the fjck do you meaaaan#and everyone is too loud and having too many conversations snd im overstimulated and theres too much !!! i want !!!!! to go !!!! HOME#its ok. its quiet now. puppy wants to put his head down a little
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thinking about how much more sense ffh wold have made if they had added in that one of becks henchmen, who likely still had stark industries access, stole EDITH, forged a vague note, and sent it to skrull nick fury through the mail to give to peter, because back planned absolutely everything in advance to the t, but according to the movie was basically betting on a completely random sequence of events happening with peter and also he somehow knew peter was spiderman pre then meeting bc he was literally stalking him earlier in the movie???? what goes ON in far from home
#ffh#spiderman#LIKE. WHAT THE FJCK IS HAPPENING IN THAT MOVIE#its not out if the question that that was a real gift from tony but whattttt tha hell
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i cried watching dragon games btw when raven freed nevermore towards the end
Loving the sudden influx of ever after high posting by @deadnightguard
#ever after high is so horrifying#like oh my god what the hell#i cant stop thinking about it#mayhe its cause i miht be on my period but like i want to cry these poor kids#what the fjck
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is calling a puppygirl pet names meta
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what do i do now
#election 2024#kamala harris#kamala 2024#us elections#presidential election#election day#im fucking scared#im crying#i havent cried ljke this in so ling#im so djcojg scaref#what the fjck do we do
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keep seeing pictures of men. i want to be them
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honestly what the fuck does double trouble mean??
#like 'ex in the villa' was pretty on the nose#BUT WHAT THE HELL DOES DOUBLE TROUBLE MEAN#apparently we won't have male mc option#SO WHAT THE FJCK#DOES IT MEAN#litg s6#💬
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its funny how I am the simp anon even tho I'm actually one of the anons that have emoji and ur moot haze..
.....RAYNE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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how am i gonna explain to people that im aroace but also go kilig kilig when i watch david tennant edits on my phone..
#LIKE..???#ive never had a crush if you just blatantly ignore david tennant in the background#like look away from the 2108 pins#the 1.5k tiktoks#DAMNIT 😡🤬#what the music fjck is wromg eith me 😭😭#berry rants#im crying likr i couldve had a crush on some random ass dude out there around my age#and the closest thing im gonna have to a “crush” is david tennant#im not complaining ig
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