#finger guns but real

[foggy-dragon]

heh cool V design from twitter I made

part of a request thing I did there I'll post a few more

[another-goblin]

[oatlystrawberryicecream]

so if a character knows how to use a gun and has not yet decided they want to shoot someone their finger should not be on the trigger

[stromer]

SAMMOOOOOOOOO

[king-magppi]

I think Boyd and Fred stole the show for this post. As they do on this blog though 😭 ALSO.. there's some Milkman stuff in here too...

[kit-kat-jo]

WHAT THE FUCCCKKK WHY DID IT END LIKE THAT??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ad0rechuu]

AUTISTIC RIZZ:

hey girl are you social cues because i can’t understand you but i wish i could ;3

hey girl are you a niche interest because im hyper fixated on you ;3

hey girl are you my headphones in public spaces because i need you ;3

[hyperionshipping]

Hello again!! Her and Hugo did meet at work! Specifically before Hugo ended up throwing Henderson out of an airlock for his job lol (her name is Noa Simmons, I have a whole bunch of art of her on my blog! I usually use the tag '#s/i: noa simmons' for her, and '#otp: golden shot' for stuff about her and Hugo's ship)

So basically the gist of it is that Hugo accidentally walks in on Henderson and Noa having a meeting disagreement with each other. Before Hugo can say anything, she storms out of there. They meet again later on, where Hugo finally has the chance to introduce himself to her. He assumes that she's also a middle manager, like him, and lies about himself to make it seem like he's more important than he actually is. Like, for example, say that he's the Senior Vice President of Securities Propaganda when he actually isn't. Little does he know, she's actually the head of Weapons Development (she isn't his boss, but she is at a higher position than him) and has just been playing along in order to manipulate him. She knows he's lying about himself (because it takes a liar to know a liar), but she feeds into his ego and pretends to buy into what he's telling her.

I imagine that Hugo was already going to kill Henderson for his own reasons (like making sure Rhys isn't able to get his promotion, something Hugo was also trying to get. He knew that Rhys was definitely going to get it, so he decided to beat him to the punch and take Henderson's place), but Noa just gives him more of a reason to do it. Not only to impress her, but also to back up all of the lies he's been telling her.

And it kinda goes from there after that, where Hugo does a lot of her dirty work in order to try to step up to her level, and Noa slowly falling for him (though, she tries to convince herself that she isn't lol). And eventually, they end up being partners, both in crime and the romantic sense. There's a lot more to them, but I don't want this to be too long!

Anyway, I'd love to hear more about your self ship with Jack! :D How did you guys meet?

Heheh Golden Shot is such a good ship name. I love that!!

I LOVE their meeting. That's so. I would expect nothing less from him after seeing a pretty lady. No brains just "I am gonna be SO convincing she'll fall in love with me! HA!" And then, the fact that she totally knew he was lying but let it happen... Truly made for each other. A real Hyperion power couple!!!

Does Hugo ever tease her or otherwise about the fact she totally fell for him at the start and he definitely knew from the start? Or does Noa ever do that to him where she's like "I knew you had a crush from day one. I just wanted to see how far you'd go~."

I imagine Hyperion gets worse once those two are scheming together... Good thing I'M not working there. But more power to those two, I hope they have fun <3!

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As for Jack and I hehehoo.

But, basically, Jack kind of knew Tricks (known the as The Demon), when he was haunting Elpis. He was... Trigger-happy to say the least and a bit of a wild card but Jack had him help the Vault Hunters at one point. The Demon wasn't going too but after hearing it was Jack who needed the help, he couldn't pass up the opportunity.

Sometime after this, Jack has the Vault Hunters AGAIN go to him for help but he is quite literally nowhere to be found on Elpis. He's gone. This is because of an incident that got Too Big to handle and The Demon had to kill himself off to avoid the heat of it and flee. So, down to Pandora he goes. The only place for a mercenary on the run! (And not at all just where the ship he stoed away on happened to land. He was really hoping for something better.)

On Pandora, he took on a new name, and a whole new look. He also mellowed out more on Pandora. Lost some of his edge Jack would say. But he kept killing, kept doing jobs and such.

This actually led to him taking a job from a Hyperion worker. They wanted this echo log in a bandit town and Tricks was like "weird, but ok." So he went there and just, everything happened all at once. More kills than he planned, Hyperion fighting back, learning it was a setup, that name Handsome Jack I swear I knew a Jack... And oh! I'm getting shot at!

He tries to hide and run but he gets caught by none other than the man himself Handsome Jack! Lookie here, we have a hero. And the man who's been real friggin annoying to my plans.

Jack gets Tricks bloody and on his knees, propping his head up with a gun as Jack relishes in the emotions in Tricks' eyes. (Yes it is very homoerotic, thank you for asking!) Eventually it clicks that Tricks KNOWS this man. That's the geeky little programmer. He starts to talk faster that he knows Jack, that he shouldn't shoot, and Jack rolls his eyes about to say he hates this whole begging for life crap but the sun catches Tricks' fangs and Jack remembers those weird teeth. Why, it's his old pal.

So Jack hoists him up, brings him back to his office and they catch up!

And the rest is history from there <3. The ship takes a turn after that where, originally Tricks was more or less "in power", and now Jack is very much in power and manipulating Tricks for his own gain. Tricks doesn't notice (or doesn't seem to care) because once he falls for Jack he falls hard and Jack has someone so loyal that even when dies Tricks doesn't stop living in his shadow.

They have lots of gay moments that aren't straight up just Jack manipulating a broken man who clings to him because Jack is also his only friend but I won't lie and say sometimes it is a very one sided relationship where Tricks loves Jack more than he loves him. Though Jack DOES care for Tricks! It's just... Well... Complicated

[greatcstarcher-arch]

like for a mistletoe starter? platonic, shippy, or even enemies/frenemies. will they kiss or will they not kiss? you'll never know what you'll get. tis the season of gift giving. if you're a multi muse, please specify for who.

[bombsh33ll]

[obscenity]

cut my thumb open bad today...

[tuzesdays]

Viper and Sun/Moon making bets on how long it'll take for Gregory to accidentally call Freddy "Dad" because it's clear the big animatronic bear has become the kid's parent. though instead of money they probably make the bets with stickers or snacks or something else.

oh yeah, considering Viper themself calls him 'Dadbear' it's only a matter of time before the kid slips and says something he can't take back. or- i guess he COULD try to take it back but it'd make his dad cry. you wanna make freddy cry? wow gregory, what a new low.

we'll see if they make bets about it- tho imo the 6-8 hours of gameplay before the plex 'opens' is a fairly long time. it's a solid maybe on that one.

[padfootastic]

sirius coded hands

[cosmicoceanfic]

uh. hi, everybody???

[iagreewithlilithsrightsnwrongs]

Beatrice and Lilith meeting for the first time in the cafeteria at cats cradle…

Beatrice, trying desperately to be normal: What’s your favorite book?

Lilith, who wouldn’t know normal if it walked up and slapped her in the face: Daniel.

Shannon and Mary, looking on in shock and awe: … the fuck?!?

DANIEL???????????????? AWSEDRFYTGUYHIUJI

loveeeee awkward lilith, at the start she definitely was kinda awkward with everyone n ppl didnt rly know how to talk with her.

bea n lilith so desperately trying to be normal that they miss the mark completely, so mary n shannon have no choice but to adopt them. they were the power group, especially with the warrior nun with them, but also cuz all of them are total badasses.

on the mission? objective. fast. killing machines. so smart its terrifying. examples to be followed by the younger nuns.

outside of missions? absolute dumbasses. even worse when shannon starts her prank wars. lilith cant even be mad abt the warrior nun not taking her job seriously cuz she gets genuinely put off by one of the pranks n gets in on the war immediately. they lose braincells. beatrice, completely exhausted n maybe a lil sick, one time puts a bowl of cereal in the microwave with the spoon in it. it explodes. mary takes the blame but they all know the truth n they bully poor beatrice abt it for years. mary n lilith were having an argument n mary deals her final blow, obliterating lilith. she walks backwards, does a peace out, n promptly falls down the stairs. shannon is half worried half laughing. everybody gets to see intense n serious lilith cry laughing for the first time, wheezing n screaming on the floor. beatrice holds her laugh back so hard she also cries a lil bit but at least she moves to help mary, who has her hand on her back like a grandpa

i love them

[cynical-cemeteries]

i've had an odd handful of LOH dreams so i thought it'd be funny to share some of them because they're probably some of the strangest fandom themed dreams i've experienced LMAO

astrid randomly makes an appearance in the WoT story during a delphia stage and hits on arkanath,, and then one singular tumblr post being like "WHY ARE THEY KINDAAA" got Exactly 30 notes and it was all reblogs of people saying it was the gayest thing they've ever seen

i think this was the same astrid & arkanath dream but from a later section. but astrid purposefully does Something. i don't even know what she did it was like a blur to me. but she like falls and arkanath catches her like they SOMEHOW end up doing the tango swoop and someone posted a screenshot and was like "nah this is gay as fuck" and it became the biggest meme in the fandom on here

i was inside this weird like. VR-rendered version of the game right. and the POV was just the camera menu in unity plaza. so i was near the area of where rouin stands in the citadel except it was empty so he wasn't there. and l. rashad is mysteriously standing behind some random ass pillar with a clipboard in front of his face like he's plotting something. and then i guess the camera feature POV made him notice we were zooming in on his face?? and then he randomly just like started Charging towards us. and then w. rashad comes OUT OF NOWHERE and like linebacker tackles him to the floor and he just dies??? like he's just on the floor. and then the dream ended there