#fine!!

[warlenys]

a year on and i love dennis takes a mental health day like the leniency that he affords the workers of the system representing him reframing himself and/or the gang as simply victims who deserve kindness and forgiveness and that then allowing him to dial back his anger towards them and himself. the sweet unhealthy drinks he shouldn’t get but then actually really enjoys because self care is about treating yourself and he needs to start existing outside of his self inflicted rules and standards. n for nancy b for boy because. well. then the second n for nancy there are two n for nancys which is. well. then “who is the person who created your customer service system in such a way that the information entered into the computer isn’t passed on to the Human representative”. emphasis very much on Human. then obviously pressure cooking a diamond out of the cold heart of the system’s creator. eating it. accepting it. birthing something new and beautiful out of something now recognised as damaging and obsolete. it being gentle and merciful and crazy gay. then it all ends with him impressing and arguably minorly flirting with a security guard. incredible episode

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

Hello mister onceler, it’s a pleasure meeting you. I have a rather odd question to ask since it’s currently midnight and I’m sleep deprived. Have you ever drank to the point of getting tipsy? If so ,have you ever done or said anything embarrassing?

Why, it's a pleasure meeting you too~!!

Hmm...Well, after the celebration of the Millionth Thneed around last month, I suppose I did have a few drinks. I mean, who wouldn't, right? This was a moment to remember!! And I--

Doors open

Uhm, Brett? Chet? What do you guys need--

Stifled giggles

...WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER DON'T!!--

MOTHERFU--

[askgardenerwoods]

He is coming.

He is on his way.

There is nothing you can do to stop him.

[ Despite their efforts, the two can’t take the flag away… What a mysterious creature. ]

[bellzsad]

paris premiere thomas brodie-sangster + young hollywood award dylan obrien (otherwise known as white shirt dylan) = perfection.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[marisatomay]

People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

[afniel]

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[cogbreath]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[carefulzombie]

gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships

gf fandom in 2024:

[blueskittlesart]

read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

[some-pers0n]

Minecraft movie trailer dropped this thing looks awful my skin itches just looking at these things