#onceler askblog

[truffulawoods]

The grass never was green.

The ponds were all dry.

The clouds always covered the sun.

One day, he came to that place.

[insomnia-ler]

sooo what's the deal with onceler destiny anyway

Alright class, let me break this down for you. Got a few handy diagrams and everything for all you visual learners out there.

Once-ler destiny is everything. A series of… hah. “Canon events”, if you will, that makes us who we are. It’s not just a set of guidelines, either. It’s the rulebook. Diverge from the path? Sorry, don’t pass go, don’t collect two hundred dollars. Or for those of you who don’t know Monopoly lingo, I'll make it real simple for you.

You aren't actually a Once-ler.

And if you’re a Once-ler— like, really a Once-ler— then you’ll eventually experience each and every single one of these chapters of your life. Some are good. Some are bad.

Some are very bad.

The beginning Once-lers typically leave home at an early age to make their way in the world. They'll find the truffula valley, make their first Thneed, and eventually get their business off the ground. It's not always easy, but it's almost certain to be a guaranteed success.

The middle Business is booming. A factory blooms like a metallic flower where there once was a cozy little cottage. Thneed production is in full swing. Stocks are through the roof. Pollution of the surrounding area and town increases. Everyone says you're too big to fail. Until you aren't.

The end This isn't a story that's supposed to have a happy ending. It's supposed to teach you a lesson. Drowning in the depths of your greed, you turn a blind eye to the destruction piling up around you until there are no trees left. The Lorax leaves. Your family leaves, retreating with your money and their carelessness. Your employees turn against you, burying you in endless lawsuits. You retreat into your vast, empty factory. But not forever. The townspeople in Thneedville build a wall to keep out the toxic wasteland you created. They sing every morning, waking you like a dystopian alarm clock. The years pass, and before you know it, you are old. Audrey is born, the catalyst for everything to come. Ted is born a few years later. As a teenager, the kid comes to ask you for the one thing you can offer that will ensure your redemption- the last truffula seed. He will take it, and the future will be bright. The wall around Thneedville will fall. ...Eventually, even the Lorax will come back. That is Once-ler destiny.

[snowie-ler]

The return.

*Yawn* Woah… what a nap, I wonder how long it lasted, my head hurts a little, something tells me it wasn’t quite small.

Damn it.

It seems I have to answer some questions.

((MOD: OMG GUYS I’M SO SORRY, I was really busy at school all this time that I didn’t had time enough to take care of the askblogs, all these months were just study, sleep, study, sleep, in a loop somehow? But now I’m here again, I’m in vacations, so now I can reply all those ask again and create some new art.))

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

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....ehe...ahaha......ahahahahah.....

...Ahaha!! .....Ehehaha!!

Oh.....!!

....So that's how it's going to be, isn't it?

That's really how you want this to play out?? That's really how you want me to be??

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Ok, then.

....Ok then!!

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....You....

....YOU!!!

....AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!? DOES THIS FIT YOUR ITTY BITTY, INCREDIBLY STRICT CRITERIA FOR WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS WORLD?!

DOES THIS SATISFY YOUR LITTLE-MINDED VIEW OF HOW EVERYTHING SHOULD BE?! HUH?!

Trees....TREES!! You speak for the trees...Well I SPEAK FOR MANKIND, AND HUMAN OPPORTUNITIES!!

B-BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU, DOES IT?! BECAUSE ALLLL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE STUPID...STUPID...

THE STUPID TRUFFULAS, DAMMIT!!

YES I SAID IT, IT'S SO INCREDIBLY STUPID HOW THAT IS WHAT'S ALWAYS ON YOUR LITTLE, ITTY BITTY MIND!!!

I-I.....I.....

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

I CAN'T DO IT, I WON'T DO IT!!

YOU...YOU YOU YOU AND THOSE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DOUBT ME. WHO DARE TO QUESTION ME!! AS IF I HAVE DONE ANYTHING WRONG!!

WHICH.

I.

HAVEN'T.

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.....That's it.

...I'm done. I'm done with this.

[moonymelly]

Doodle of Biggerler that I actually really like of when I first started his blog because dang, that already feels nostalgic?? 🥲 Agh, I love my insane anger issues boy and his perfect hair and questionable morals 😌

[never-ler]

Hey uhm… so, I am Never-ler.

I don’t have anything else to do in this infinity search for the perfect place and material for my desired invention that I want to make a reality: The Thneed. A fine something that all would people need, it would have a lot of uses, it would be a impressive knitting.

But, In the case I couldn’t ever find a place, maybe I have to go back to my family’s farm, something that… I don’t really wish.

I want to prove them that I’m much more what they say about me! I am not a failure… I can be so much more, I know I am better…

[coppyler]

Happy, happy Halloween!!! \*0*/

[blackcatangel]

Coppika art and doodle!

I like how first one looks as if they're kids and second like they're adults bdkdmd. I'm just inconsistent 😭

@paprika-emberfire belongs to @ampreh.

[askyourfath-ler]

Do you still post? 🥺 your one of the best onceler ask blogs I've seen

Goodness, what a compliment. Who would I be not to accept it?

Don't worry, I'm still around. Running such a successful business and raising a two year old is much harder than it looks, I'm as busy as ever. I wouldn't trade it for anything, so I am more than happy to keep myself busy. She won't be this little forever, after all.

[bunnyslize]

[mr-onceler-frankenstein]

“🎶 ~”

“🎵 ~”

*𝘎𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬!

*𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨...

“This letter has been sent to inform you that you are invited to join the festivities at the Truffula Screams Co. yearly Halloween Celebration.

Apologies for the wait on a response to the goodies you gifted me. I dearly appreciated them and your acceptance to my offer of friendship. The address is on the back of this note for the party. No additional formalities are required if you attend. I hope to see you there, doctor.”

…𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘺𝘮𝘢𝘯.

*𝘎𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 ��𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳.

Dr Onceler Frankenstein: what a shockingly lovely surprise-! I wasn't expecting an invitation to such event— this honesty makes me feel excited—!

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Dr Onceler Frankenstein: a great opportunity to socialize and finally meet this 'Boogeyman'—! Ohh I'll have to wear my best outfit yet—! Ohh just a second, I'll get dressed-!

*he rushes off to his bed room, sounds of shuffling were heard before he finally goes out.

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Dr Onceler Frankenstein: now then, the address is at the back of the letter, let's get this party started then ^^

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[detectivler-ask-blog]

what do you like in general?

Great question.

It is "Justice" in General that I like, that's why I'm a detective..

And Pancakes!

[truffulawoods]

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....Umh?

[snowie-ler]

hiii im sakura im here for you to check on you so here is a blanket and a cup of tea :)

Oh uhm… t-thanks but the tea isn’t too hot, right? I don’t like hot things… but thanks again!

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

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.....W-WHA...?? WHERE DO YA THINK YOU'RE GOING, ONCELER?! D-Dontcha realize what you have just DONE?!

*.......pause.*

....Why....Where else would I be going?

To the ball, of course.

[moonymelly]

me when