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[warlenys]

having finally watched all three of the wwdits ‘endings’ I am maybe even more delighted by the finale than I was before. HEAR ME OUT, people who hated it, because it is so clear to me that the theme of them all as a group is ‘things that are integral to the show that we can finally say out loud’

- ending one is The Usual Suspects/ Colin the serial killer mastermind. Maybe my favorite of the endings tbh? Because wwdits IS A SERIAL KILLER MURDER MYSTERY. We’ve seen it briefly with the Mosquito club plot but to all their victims, the vampires are serial killers, and the show finally really acknowledges that in a way it hasn’t been able to during its run because … there would be no piss and shit silly wwdits if it actually grappled with the loss of human life involved and how survivors are affected.

- ending two is is Nadja’s pregnancy/Rosemary’s Baby. listen I love this. Natasia being pregnant has been hilarious to watch this season and of course they couldn’t say anything due to vampires not being able to get pregnant but that woman was A MAJESTIC FECUND SHIP by the final episodes. So they finally get to make a freaky little joke about it and it’s so good! This ending also works with the found family theme, obviously, but I think what it’s really trying to say with the specific Rosemary’s Baby nod is that they’re all a sick evil cult. Because they are! they are all terrible people in a cult, that is what being a vampire is. this is another ending where the vampires are in the roles of the actual baddies, which again isn’t something the show has ever really been able to do up to now.

- ending three is nandermo sitcom couple and i am so SORRY but HOW ARE WE NOT POPPING BOTTLES ABOUT THIS? because of COURSE one of the huge things in the show that hasn’t been explicitly spelled out is Nandermo. The joke through almost the whole show is that these two are in love but they don’t acknowledge it to each other or to the audience. and now finally here’s a version of the universe where they are literally just married. It’s the same dynamic - Nandor says something outlandish and Guillermo says sure that’s so nice now let me take care of you - nothing has changed about them apart from Nandor’s not a vampire and they are married. We even got a kiss! In a show where the leads never kiss romantically we got an actual loving kiss! it could NOT be clearer that their relationship is explicitly romantic, and just like the ‘everyone is serial killers’ ending and ‘nadja is pregnant and everyone is evil and in a cult’ ending it is A REAL THING FROM THE SHOW FINALLY BEING SPELLED OUT.

all three endings are ways for the show to say: well, this thing you have noticed is true. It would make sense if this was the answer to everything we’ve been showing you! And it’s so fun and delightful that one of those answers is that Nandor and Guillermo are married and the whole thing is Nandor’s silly sexy power fantasy dream. the show is telling us that it is fine with nandermo canon and indeed encourages that reading because it makes sense. This is not a queerbait, it is the opposite of queerbait, it is explicitly telling us that Nandor and Guillermo are in love and could reasonably be together romantically. We won! this is winning!

[warlenys]

rob mocking w ap bio is the most pleasing thing

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[warlenys]

there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

[warlenys]

queerbait at the end of wwdits maintains the doomed yaoi whilst giving them a happy ending. they could never have had everything they wanted cause if they got everything they wanted it wouldn’t be the same love story so it was either kiss and leave or stay celibate together forever. in the secret lair they keep away from the cameras and get to by sharing a coffin. which is enough subtextual fuel to keep the gay shit alive. i actually think it’s genius

[warlenys]

it's 2010. nobody cares if you're gay anymore.

[warlenys]

There's another story running through these tales, and it’s one that creeps up on you, so slowly you hardly know it’s there. And like all things that occur to you to by degrees, it's the most important thing of all. All these brilliant tales, taken together, are the story of a friendship. The best and longest and warmest friendship in all fiction. That these two men love each other isn't in the slightest doubt, but it’s never ever, said, never mentioned. They have adventures together. Holmes is cruel, Watson is patient, Holmes is brilliant, Watson is brave but they're always together, always trust each other absolutely, and that's all there is to it. Like most male friendships, everything is assumed, and nothing is spoken of.

Oh, except for once. Just once, and that's your lot. If you're going to read in order, like I did, you've got a long time to wait for The Adventure of the Three Garridebs, but patience, and keep reading in order—you'll be blinking back the tears when the moment comes.

It’s this for meee. In a show where we’ve been given spoken friend love multiple times over and a throwaway garridebs moment? Hehe.

[warlenys]

[warlenys]

grab your hat and fetch a camera, film the world before it happens

[warlenys]

i love that dan and phil are gay. they could have been straight but they ended up in the right path. praise the lord

[warlenys]

This looks like the beginning of a porno.

[warlenys]

never needed to gif more in my life but i’m three weeks away from a computer so just. have this. canon in a sitcom au holy trinity hilson nandermo glob featuring the same mid gay activity cuts which interestingly all do different things hilson’s makes it feel more wholesome macden’s makes it feel more intimate and nandermo’s makes it feel more homophobic

[warlenys]

many people have rpf in their hearts but they're scared of it. this is tragic

[warlenys]

my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

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[warlenys]

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

[warlenys]

can’t believe i’m gonna have to watch a movie with one of my biggest fears (monkey in people clothes) just for first fictionalised mark owen. and in the trailer and shit the guy isn’t even dancing like mark. gonna be scared shitless for 2 hours just to get angry at a guy playing mark owen badly. god what did i do to you