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I dunno why but for some reason this one dumbass comment about how striders (minecraft mobs that walk on lava) were created because mojang was too lazy to add obsidian boats
#Its one of those statments that goes beyond just being wrong#but its just so disconnected from reality that it feels like they came from a different world#finding the comment in a minute#minecraft
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My favorite pricefield moment is in the first episode when Chloe has just gotten done bitching at Max and is driving her to her house (which: I know if MY best friend ignored me for five years I would drop her off somewhere else- not the point here though) and the camera kinda drags its way up Chloe’s tattoo to her face and she’s all lit by the setting sun-
What makes it my favorite is the fact that Max IMMEDIATELY reaches for her camera after this. LiS is from Max’s point of view even if most of the time we don’t see things from her exact perspective but to me it feels like Max was looking at all the changes and new details of Chloe and saw something she wanted to take a picture of (and if her camera wasn’t broken I totally believe she would have taken a picture)
#life is strange#chloe price#max caulfield#pricefield#I haven’t replayed in a minute#but I don’t remember Max/the camera lingering on anyone else like this#I remember it happening during quieter moments and on ambience type things#and Max usually makes a comment#but there is no real reason for it doing it HERE besides pointing out that Max is looking at Chloe#like she often does to nature or things she finds beautiful#this is my headcanon and I will not let it go
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Daniel makes funny throwaway comment about padel (presumably in reference to just about every single driver on the grid playing padel pre-season) in an interview with Lawrence Barretto in BAHRAIN AT THE START OF THE SEASON that F1 included in their Funniest Moments of 2024 video, and yet the standard of F1 journalism is so fucking abysmal that no-one even bothers to read the very clear signage behind him as they try to spin it into a comment about his potential future reflecting back over his season. So unless Kerry Violet thinks Daniel Ricciardo had somehow invented time travel and could pop forward to foresee how his season panned out ahead of the Bahrain GP, I think she might want to consider a new career path, because this is a new fucking low for factually incorrect and intentionally misleading clickbait journalism.
#entire five minute video of silly throwaway comments and jokes and yet media run with this two second clip of daniel's#truly fucking embarrassingly low standards#find shame#daniel ricciardo#dr3#f1#formula 1
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this isnt the kind of stuff i'd usually post but im fuckin losing my mind. ive been watching through the bilibili livestream vods of like this arknights lore creator reading through and commentating on like the game stories and right now im watching the vod from his main story chapter 11 stream and his reaction to logos' sprite reveal is so fucking funny i had to clip it. man is really having a crisis on stream
#arknights#arknights logos#i guess????#im really just posting this for my own amusement bc my friends on my priv twt are probably sick of me talking about logos SKJHFDKSJH#sorry for the questionable caption quality i slapped this together in like 5 minutes#i recorded another version with like the bilibili on screen comments but i figured theyd be too messy but for the record#ok the commenters were mostly also losing it over logos but at least a few people were making fun of that 'WH???' bc yeah WHAT was that#the bit before this was also extremely funny like when logos showed up to kick the sanguinarch's ass and the bgm cut out#a few people in the comments were like watch out logos is here to pull out your speaker wires#to all the people who followed me for like my orv art. genuinely get used to just randomly being jumpscared by arknights every now and then#this is my house and sometimes i will just randomly go insane about gacha game pngs. that's just how things go around here#edit yknow that really iconic chapter 11 logos cg yeah the guy got to that point and was like#i cannot believe that one day i would suddenly find a MAN so fucking attractive and chat was like split between ohno and UNDERSTANDABLE TBH
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Hi-Fi Rush ➟ Continue
#so did anyone know that there were extra animations in the continue menu or was i just supposed to find that out today#she actually meows at you in the bottom right 🥺#also NO comments on my rookie numbers…#i have not finished#im also like 70% theres an extra screen of her scratching with her back legs but i sat here for 5 minutes and didnt catch it again#so i dont know. mightve just been mixing up mid left so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#hi fi rush#hi-fi rush#808 hi fi rush#gif sets#808
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Timeline wise it wouldn’t work out but I’m like still thinking about the Young Justice Parent Teacher Conference and like I think be deeply funny in a dumpster fire trainwreck kind of way if Jack Drake had been there too. Nightwing is still there and they barely tolerate one another
He’s forced to wear sunglasses and a baseball cap and referred to solely as Robin’s dad and he keeps making bitter and passive aggressive comments about Batman.
By all accounts he and Helena Sandsmark should get along as archeological associates whose kids became vigilantes and refuse to give it up but they absolutely hate each other. He & Bonnie also loathe each other. The fighting is a 1000 times worse and the entire snack table is destroyed.
Jack makes a very pointed comment about how Nightwing isn’t Robin’s father and everyone thinks Robin’s home life is a messy gay divorce soap opera between Batman, his civilian ex-husband, and his new partner Nightwing.
I think he has the power to turn this already chaotic event into a complete and utter disaster that makes Red Tornado manage to get a full on migraine despite not being human. It would be hilarious.
#Nightwing shows up 15 minutes late with no Batman and Jack absolutely is making snarky remarks about it with all the vitriol of a divorcee#who’s husband forgot to pick their son up from baseball practice and got a girlfriend two weeks after the paperwork was finalized#Jack would make a comment about not wanting the girls to be a bad influence on his son#and their moms would form a temporary alliance put of sheer rage and try to verbally destroy him#idk I just this would be such a funny concept where Jack finds out Tim is Robin early and then fails so hard at making him quit#he accidentally gets involved in it like a soccer mom who wishes their kid wasn’t playing soccer#yj98#young justice#yj#young just us#tim drake#jack drake#red tornado#dick grayson#nightwing
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john/noel is so fucking funny to me like imagine falling in love with the eldritch deity in this guy's body. you don't even care that much about the guy whose body it is like he's just a guy you met like 2 days ago. he's kind of cool i guess. he's just there. but the fragment of a god hitching a ride in him? hot.
#you can never flirt with him without there being just. another guy#arthur refuses to pass along a flirtatious comment back and john goes on a 15 minute rant about how he's a prisoner in this body#malevolent podcast#i don't ship it at all but i find the idea of noel crushing on john and oscar crushing on arthur so fucking funny#they both swoon over their kind of hotheaded very scary crushes and then are like wait you'RE TALKING ABOUT—?
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YOUR LAST MENELAUS DRAWING IM GONNA LIKE. IDK. BE MAD ABOUT IT FOR ANOTHER WEEK OR SO.
Well...Sigh
I have bad news then...
#I've been staring at the wall for like 10 minutes now#no comment#honestly there is a lot to say but i can't find the words...#greek mythology#menelaus#y'all are not helping... and that's fine#i forgot about his scar damn it!#pedro trademark
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ladies and gentlemen. we got em
#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb#STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED#that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this#is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk)#to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so#but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT.#I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family#and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s#like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional#he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr#dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit#rambling#kiryu#yakuza#rgg#rgg8
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skljslas i love this panel it's so funny. we dont know yet that hinata is next to him bc it's framed to only show the tall (ie. invited lol) players, but tsukki's expression in comparison to everyone else's mild curiosity is already saying so much lmaooo, the double "...?" the way he won't even LOOK to his left and then the fact that he's literally sweating. he didn't even wanna come to this camp and he's already having the WORST time bc hinata decided to be a little shit
and then next chapter we get this panel sldjshkdj i laugh EVERY time
#first time i saw this i was like 'oh he is ABSOLUTELY pretending he doesnt know him' and then the next chapter lsdjs i diiiied#then the way his resolve goes completely out the window a minute later when he finds out that it was his offhand comment about sneaking int#the real youth camp that inspired hinata slkjasas#tsukki#hq!!#hq#2021 reread#x
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Eyeblack
Very short drabble based on that headcanon I saw somewhere about Simon rubbing his hand with eyeblack and just dragging his entire hand across Johnny's face. (yes I know it's the old Captain MacTavish skin, let me be delusional)
as always, this is unedited and not fully thought-out, I just needed it in word form and out of my brain.
Like imagine they're in a rush, Johnny's busy connecting his pack to his vest and fixing his leg holster straps while Simon smears eyeblack over his eyes and the other bit of his face exposed by his balaclava, and Johnny just points and goes "Oi, L.T., gimme some o' tha'"
He hadn't even meant for Simon to do it for him, he meant for Simon to just hand it to him when he was done, but Simon doesn't even think about it. He just smears the eyeblack over the pads of his fingers and just palms Johnny's face like a basketball and drags his fingers over his face while Johnny makes a muffled, disgruntled sound. Probably something akin to "what the fuck Simon" and Simon just stands back and stares, and Johnny can tell by the way the other man's eyes narrow slightly and his mask stretches weirdly that the fucker's smiling. So fucking proud of himself. Smug.
So Johnny struts to the nearest mirror and stares at himself, incredulous, and then turns back around to stare at Simon with a clenched jaw, contemplating insubordination. (Is it insubordination to tackle your Lieutenant to the ground and draw a dick on his forehead with eyeblack? Yes. ...Probably.)
But of course, there's not enough time for him to fix it, and Simon knows that, and Johnny knows that, so they're both just standing there staring at each other. Johnny looks 2 seconds away from internal combustion, and Simon has to turn away to pull his skull mask over his head before he actually does start laughing.
And then they're meeting up with Kyle and John at the helo, they attach their comms to their vests, and Johnny ignores John's raised eyebrow and Kyle's barely-contained snort of laughter.
But it's okay, he'll get back at Simon later. And he certainly won't admit that he also thinks it's hilarious.
#Johnny also wont admit that it was kind of hot when Simon's entire hand fit over his face so easily#definitely wont be thinking about that later when he's got a minute of privacy in the showers#simon knows exactly what he did and will certainly find an excuse to do it again#kyle definitely makes an offhand comment about it later and johnny just barks at him to shut his trap#cue simon's smug smirk once again#they're so dumb i love them#soapghost#ghoap#ghost cod#soap cod#cod john price#gaz cod#simon ghost riley#john “soap” mactavish#cod headcanons#cod fics#cod mw2
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i know tommy is a tertiary character or whatever but after rewatching all the begins i desperately want to hear him talk more about that time at the 118 from his perspective. i want to know if he was afraid! i want to know if he wasn’t! how much did he know about himself by then, an inkling? nothing at all? all of it?? i want to know about his guilt and bridging the gap to friendship and if having made amends back then feels any different now that he isn’t hiding anymore…
#AND I KNOW WE PROBABLY WONT!! there aren’t enough minutes in an episode and they’re not going to spend development time on#a character who isn’t main cast#but i want to KNOW!!!#they were all friendly by the end of his time at the 118#he was a lot worse when chimney started#but he does become the first one after eli to get extend an olive branch and bring Chim into the fold#and he makes A comment with hen but even that could be read as a poorly landed joke at east coasters not at hen#especially recontextualizing shots of him when hen takes her stand#like! i want to know! with this new information abt him. what was going thru his head#the quick shots of him looking vaguely shamed and nervous… with new context… MAN#they really struck gold on accident dude i still can’t believe how much shit lined up UNINTENTIONALLY#like. wasn’t the ‘you don’t find it son you make it’ guy named thomas#Buck’s life being defined by multiple gay men named tom#anyways. I haven’t felt normal in weeks#iinryer post
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at what point in the story are any of the companions even necessary except to yap in a gossip circle or die for shock value during the suicide mission. they feel so empty. take them away from the game and nothing would feel different
#every day it is brought to my attention how incompetent the team for this game was#how are you going to steal me2's whole schtick#and then...not even do it right#see. what made me2 work was the fact that almost every companion had equal skill and competency#sniper. biotic. assassin. scientist. munitions expert.#they all FIT. in dragon age you get...fade expert. artifact expert. assassin. detective. dragon hunter. harding.#where do they fit. what on earth is a dragon hunter for when uh. newsflash. the archdemons are part of the evanuris.#if you find the evanuris...youre gonna find the dragon.#a detective to track down solas. she is useful for all but maybe 30 minutes and then after that. what does she do#bellara has the archive...but what does that have to do with anything. how is it helpful in the last fight#YOU USED YOUR COMPANIONS TO UPGRADE THE NORMANDY. THEY DONT EVEN GIVE US A FORT TO UPGRADE OR ANYTHING.#SEE NOW IM GETTING MAD. HOW DARE YOU BASTARDIZE DRAGON AGE LIKE THIS.#the fact that they dont even make fun comments about what you say to people ticks me off#''but what about the first warden!!'' girl if you try to make excuses one more time im gonna hurt you#harding...dont even get me started on harding vs davrin
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Right more new screenshots, cause I haven't seen anyone share these.
#I know I usually add little comments but I'm sorry I'm too tired#but Toralei is clearly scheming and it looks like she's targeting Draculaura /again/#girlie get a grip what is this obsession#Clawdeen's dad is there so I'd be surprised if she didn't go off about humans again lol#the more I find out about this episode the more confused I get#there are so many characters they're gonna need that 30 minute runtime#monster high#monster high g3#rätposting
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😭 Incredible start to this very good article.
#the bear#the bear fx#the bear hulu#don't get me wrong i love this show#i love sydney adamu with all my heart and carmen berzatto...is certainly a character that exists#but jaw portrays him with such tenderness#and richie jerimovich is the babiest girl#season one was extraordinary#this is all just very sad#i remember reading an article in like 2022 and this very bitter very old guy wrote paragraphs upon paragraphs in the comments#just ranting about how terrible he personally finds the show#i blame this on him#his voodoo takes a minute but it is strong 😭#now how do we get ayo edebiri out of here#oh alsooo while i'm here let me pour one out for the sydcarmy folks#i hope the lot of you enjoy copious fanfiction for the foreseeable future#because you have it rough#i don't know why i just can't get into this ship#but i imagine if i was? after this season? i'd be dead
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i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is
#ive been overthinking 1 light and casual mildly funny response to something but im worried itll come off as disrespectful and dismissive And#make me seem stupid and uncaring all at the same time. and also be seen as insulting. but like idt itd be insulting right like. im not#saying what it is so ig for all you guys know im like I mean if i say All your shit suck ball and i hateit kys. <- thats not the thing i was#going to say#like it doesnt matter now the window for response is closed now but i feel stupid bc i shouldve just said it it was light and casual. im so#bad at keeping convos gojng im convinced im not going to survive. In like a light and casual way like in a He will not make it through the#winter joke way. dw. im not going to do anything bc i had One failed interaction. if i was going to do anythjng itd be bc of the 8000000#other failed interactions. But im not. anyways. it just makes me feel so useless 😭 like i want to respond i want to talk to ppl so bad but#i feel like i mess things up Irreparably every time i speak OR i take too LONG overthinking my response and then i just cant respond bc its#been too long and then its been 3 years and the only messages ive ever sent r my intro message and 1 message 2 years ago that nobody#responded to at all. or the conversation stopped immediately after. and like i used to be better at this i was lkke. talkative in a couple#muts servers like. i talked 2 ppl daily in those servers and i had fun and like. I was an important part of the group and i felt like it#but i just feel like such an outsider for Everything and its literally my fault bc i cant just like. Talk. The explosion. bc im always like#im gonna try im gonna do it this time im gonna get it back im going to finally be Good connor and im going to fix it all and make a Good#solid friend group and ill find HEALTHY LOVE and i wont selfsabotage and ill move out and have a job and ill balance it well and ill start#all my hobbies and ill have a great routine and be so loveable and on top of it and not stressed and content and happy and roll with the#punches and then theres a single hiccup and im like Well fuckinf whatever im going to be an unemployed hermit forever and im going to die b4#im 25 anyways so Who cares and also im digging a little hole for myself. and its like. AUGHH ik i just have to persevere and overcome but#even saying that feels so stupid its not fucking hard its Talking to ppl. like. i literally if ive ever said a word to you i had to think#avt it and strategize how to respond right even for like. like. it makes it sound like its not genuine it is#like for example i want to say hey i love your art! but then i freak out and im like thats not normal thats like a rly generic comment they#hear that all the time theyll thjnk im being polite and my brains like hrmmm rewrite Your art changed my life. It shaped me. Ill never be#the same. Nad im like ok too far overcorrected go back and the sentence generator is like Your art has colors 💯 like. GOD. WHY IS IT SO#difficult. and then usually i either just dont say anythinf and feel awful abt it 4ever OR i send it on anon and then i spend like 15#minutes ibsessively slightly tweaking the apelling and capitalization and punctuation to make sure it doesnt seem like its me just in case#it Is the worst possible thing to say but then i see the response and itll be like AWWW TYSM :] THIS MEANS A LOT or whathaveyou and i feel#stupid bc i couldve just Told them this to their face and it wouldve been a good positive interaction we had. but instead i had 2 hide and#tyoe entirely differently so they couldnt sniff me from my typing style. and it soesnt even feel like the thanks is actually 4 me bc i#tweaked the message sm. and it still makes me happy that the oersons hapoy but its like. that couldve been a nice mutual interaction#like not that i need a personal ty i compliment ppl when i Want to compliment ppl and when its genuine yk. i dont do it so i get mutualpoint
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