thebongcloudopening
thebongcloudopening
the bongcloud opening
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the self-destructive opening (2 Ke2) is known as the bongcloud for a simple reason: you’d have to be stoned to the gills to think it was a good idea. [ iggy | 25 ]
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thebongcloudopening · 29 minutes ago
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thebongcloudopening · 39 minutes ago
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thebongcloudopening · 41 minutes ago
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i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head
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thebongcloudopening · 43 minutes ago
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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre
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thebongcloudopening · 44 minutes ago
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I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like
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thebongcloudopening · 1 hour ago
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when it comes to disco elysium, one of my favourite things within the game is the usage of lungs as a motif of love and the representation of this through dolores dei. it’s an incredible way of showing it, as when you love someone or something it almost seems to sustain you, becomes the air that you breathe.
however, another thing i noticed is that an overwhelming majority of the characters smoke. smoking is famously damaging to your health, more specifically to your lungs - almost like smoking is a metaphor for the way these characters show their relationships with others.
some prime examples are:
• harry du bois, who smoked heavily before losing his memory (and after, depending on player choice), a clear instance because of dora and her effect on his life and relationships for years after she left
• the smoker on the balcony, who is never seen without a cigarette, and is in an unloving sexual relationship with someone who can never understand him or truly know him at all
• klaasje amandou, who is also never seen without a cigarette, believes that she is at fault for all of her relationships collapsing and has a skewed view on what it means to love
however, my favourite example is, of course, kim kitsuragi. yes, he smokes as he enjoys the control he has over his addiction and the “cool factor” it gives him is satisfying, but i think there’s a more specific reason there - kim is so repressed that he consistently walls himself off from relationships.
kim himself says that he smokes one a day as he goes over his notes. to me, this says that he is causing minor, daily damage to his interpersonal relationships that builds up more and more over time. the fact that he does it specifically when going over notes says a lot to me too - that his work is what he’s using to push others away.
he does break this one a day rule, however - in the ending where the player chooses not to recruit kim. harry leaves kim behind. they shake hands, and as soon as harry turns away, kim lights a cigarette, a visual representation of the damage caused by another partnership cut short.
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thebongcloudopening · 20 hours ago
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can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki
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thebongcloudopening · 1 day ago
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so normal right now (i've written over ten thousand words about my dnd character)
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thebongcloudopening · 1 day ago
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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thebongcloudopening · 1 day ago
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If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet
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thebongcloudopening · 1 day ago
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thebongcloudopening · 1 day ago
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youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good
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thebongcloudopening · 2 days ago
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when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
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thebongcloudopening · 2 days ago
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he’s a traitor. he doesn’t have a gender. he lives in exile. he’s babygirl. he talks in riddles. he’s very serious. he’s too womanly. he’s suicidal. i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head didn’t he.
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thebongcloudopening · 3 days ago
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got accused of being too straight in my gay relationship
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thebongcloudopening · 3 days ago
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if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends
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thebongcloudopening · 3 days ago
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Mushroom Playing Keyboard
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