the self-destructive opening (2 Ke2) is known as the bongcloud for a simple reason: you’d have to be stoned to the gills to think it was a good idea. [ iggy | he/they | 25 ]
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One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.
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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age
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when i say “sorry my weekend looks too full for social plans rn” this is what i mean
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they're adding new pvp features to pinterest
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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend
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i have never seen a man more beautiful in my life
#thank god my computer can't stand more than low quality cause if I had to face him in 4k I wouldn't survive#dragon age veilguard#dragon age davrin
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i love solas but I always give custody to varric 😭
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In Memoriam of the 3 party member system😔, a curated selection of some of my favorite three-way dialogues.
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100% support the devs on doing what they need to to balance gameplay, and i'm excited to try the new combat system, but I'll miss the surprise additions to chatter.
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went back and watched inquisition banter just to confirm yeah. solas doesn't know what a rook is
#he calls them towers#he doesn't know the association with rooks and chess#rook begging and pleading: no one tell him he'll be insufferable once he knows#dragon age veilguard#dragon age solas#dragon age rook#update: just learned rook is an actual word outside of chess. it means trickster and cheater.#rook we are not beating the solas mirror allegations
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The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop
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rip neve gallus you would have loved spiderman
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me in the middle of giving rook a mid-game makeover: god i hate solas
me staring at the undercut and mythal's vallaslin: wait a minute
#me 🤝 rook: getting pissed every time I say or do something that solas would say or do#dragon age veilguard#datv rook#I just thought the blood of arlathan is a solid quest to give vallaslin to a city elf to afterward#rook goes on a long rant about how it doesn't matter that the gods are shit because at this point the vallaslin is for the modern elves#and the poor dalish clan member is like 'ok but respectfully we are not doing elgar'nan's'
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
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