#fh...

[brennan-lee-mother]

Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

[linnkyleo]

LISTENNNN WE WERE SERVED CHOSEN FAMILY OVER BLOOD TIES ON A FAUX SILVER PLATTER in love you jawbone o'shaughnessy

[emiko-matsui]

Fabian Seacaster is an enigma to me, not because of who he is, but because how I feel about him. Fabian Seacaster is entitled, spoiled, self-absorbed, rich, rude, and worst of all, a teenage boy. He believes he's the coolest person in the world and deserves everything good and cool to happen to him. You're supposed to like him, but want him to be humbled, go through character growth and realise everything isn't about coolness. Yet. Yet that's not the fucking case. Every single time Fabian tries something cool I want him to succeed. I want him to win all his fights even when it's unreasonable that he should. He starts PvP with Pete fucking Conlan, the sweetest guy ever. A trans man from New York with a pet butterfly who lives with five roommates and is best friends with a goth and 60 year old, he's always dressed in a cowboy hat and fishnet shirt. And I love him. And I'm still rooting for this entitled little shit to win. He doesn't deserve to. And yet.

[licensedproldier]

Anyone remember fhsy when everyone was wondering how they were going to steal agueforts watch and gorgug went and called him while they were arguing and very politely asked if he could borrow it and ALSO very respectfully suggested he should maybe try reaching out to ayda again. and single-handedly fixed the misunderstanding that kept them from reconciling while also solving the watch problem. anyone remember that becasue i do and i want to explode into a million pieces every time. gorgug thistlespring the character you are.

[aroacesetitoff]

It's you. Despite everything, it's still you.

[swordsandstitches]

One last silly before this presidency blows up the world

[beachytablecloth]

how do i tell people that when i text them “hey girlie” i am not saying “hey 🥰 girlie 💞🧚” but actually this

[moonlightmagical]

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

[rebelsafoot]

dont ask me what this is girl i dont KNOW

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Dimension 20: Fantasy High Season 3, Episode 10: Cursed Out

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[vivitalks]

freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

[ewwww-what]

Ugh. Literally just let her go home???

[emiuli]

Honorary bad kids!

[licensedproldier]

forever obsessed with brennan's choice to not use porter's legendary resistances on adaine's detect thoughts because he doesnt consider it enough of a threat. like FUCK man. his downfall is literally what makes him a bad fucking teacher. from the very beginning porter has clearly only respected one type of strength. we watch him first day of freshman year dismiss gorgug for singing a song when asked what rage means to him. we watch him hand on shoulder tell gorgug after sophomore year-- who has two apocalypses under his belt by then-- that he's not a proper barbarian because his rage is defensive. he (jace, but, same faction) literally sends two detect thoughts at gorgug and doenst even WAIT to confirm if they worked before retreating because he CANNOT, WILL NOT, believe that gorgug can resist them. and hey listen i know that artificer is an int based caster and detect thoughts is a wis save-- but just think about the fucking foolish, arrogant disrespect that is targeting the kid who multiclassed into an intelligence-based class and being SO confident that it was the wrong choice and made him less effective as a party member that you dont even bother to check if he resisted your MIND-BASED spell. because you believe so strongly that a decision that doenst increase his physical, barbarian strength is a bad decision that made him weaker and lesser in every way. it just makes it all the more poetic when, hey, why would he worry about a measly detect thoughts from the party wizard cowering in the back? he can hit people so hard he crystalizes their blood, and that's the ultimate fucking HEIGHT of power right?

loser.

[emiko-matsui]

what demonstrates the rat grinders vs the bad kids SO perfectly is oisin sending that guess you didn't see the storm coming message being like hehe im gonna put her on a ship in a storm and kill her just the same way the last elven oracle died and adaine is just standing on the deck like ok?? and one-punch killed an ancient dragon