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Hi hi!! If it's not too much, could I please get some Angeal x reader angst, where both are terribly lovestruck with each other but realise as soon as they're confessing their crush/love for each other that their relationship would be impossible because of Shinra?
Until I See You Again
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Word Count: 740 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version
You and Angeal had known each other for a while. He worked as a SOLDIER and you were a civilian working somewhere in the city. When Angeal wasn't busy with his duties or hanging out with Genesis, his time would be spent with you. There were times that you had visited the base, but usually, you stayed away as you didn't want to bother Angeal and the other SOLDIERS in the building. It was obvious to everyone that Angeal had a crush on you. You felt the same way, but you both had yet to express your feelings for each other. You weren't sure if he liked you and he wasn't sure if you liked him. He didn't want to tell you how he felt. He was afraid that if he did, you would leave. He knew he had to tell you at some point. He knew the day he would be leaving. The day he'd leave and may not return from. He knew where he was going, a Shinra mission, but he wouldn't know if he would return or not.
There were many nights that Angeal lay awake, thinking about the right time to say something to you. The right way to say it, hoping and assuming you would still want to be friends with him after what he said. He never mentioned his mission and the day that he was leaving, he didn't know the right time to mention it.
He ran his hand over his face as he sat on the edge of his bed, staring down at the floor. Another sleepless night. His leave was only a few days away. He had to say something before it was too late. He laid back down on the bed and tried his best to return to sleep.
You woke up early and made your way downstairs. You made yourself breakfast and checked your phone as you ate. You cleaned the dishes, put them to dry, and headed upstairs to get ready for your day.
Normally, you and Angeal would meet in a certain spot every couple of days. You headed out to the spot and noticed not a single person in sight. You had a feeling something was off. Angeal hadn't texted you, but that was normal as neither of you had exchanged numbers. You weren't sure if Angeal even had a number as you had never once seen him with a cellphone. You headed to the base where Angeal could also be found at.
SOLDIERS ran out, and some were running in. You stuck close to the wall as you searched around for Angeal. You tried your best to stay out of everyone's way when you spotted him.
"Y/N." He said as he stepped closer to you. His body shielded you from anyone who may be looking.
"Angeal, what's happening?"
"I have to go on a mission. Right now."
"I have to tell you something."
"So do I. You go first."
You breathed in, you hadn't been ready to tell him yet. If you didn't tell him now, you may never get the chance to do it.
"I like you. I have a crush on you and I have for a while." You said with a slight smile as your eyes met his.
"I like you too. I've felt the same about you. I never told you, as I didn't think that you liked me."
"I understand. That's why I didn't tell you either. Will I see you again?"
Angeal looked around as the SOLDIERS continued to hurry around the both of you.
"I don't know. I don't know how things will go and…" He breathed in and closed his eyes.
A person called his name, and you looked at him worriedly. You were about to say something when Angeal turned.
"I have to leave. I'm sorry, Y/N." Then, he followed after his fellow SOLDIERS.
You stepped out of the building with your arms wrapped around you. You looked around, you saw Angeal who had just stepped outside.
"I could come with you?"
"No, it's too dangerous and I don't want you getting hurt."
You bit your lip. You had known that he was going to say that, but still, you wanted to try.
"Maybe there's somewhere safe where I can stay?"
"I'm not letting you take that risk."
You closed your eyes as Angeal headed back into the building and you headed back home.
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Due to popular demand, here's the whole first class gang
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Catastrophic event, no survivors
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໒⦂ 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐂𝐒.
synopsis. a compilation of headcanons that showcase the dating experience of the first class SOLDIER boys — along with a certain self proclaimed one..
genre. fluff + crack
ft. sephiroth, cloud strife, zack fair, genesis rhapsodos, angeal hewley
gender neutral! reader.
➫ 𝓢𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ what’s it like dating sephiroth? it’s along the lines of sneaking around to meet at your most favorite spots, learning how to love, delicate touches and kisses, elements of forbidden romance, healing and deep conversations involving lots of reassurance.
⌗ sephiroth isn’t very familiar with physical affection, it’s something he never had the luxury of experiencing all his life.. so he would be a bit awkward with it, confused even, but he’s willing to learn cuz he wants to bond with you more! that and he’s hella touch starved.. although he won’t say🙁
⌗ love language, let’s see.. he also seems like the acts of service kinda guy, but values words of affirmation — whether towards himself or towards you. he doesn’t want his unwarranted popularity to bring you doubt of your own worth, but he also wants to hear he’s enough for you, since he, um, doesn’t view himself in the best light.. sobs.
⌗ the first date.. well, i would think you guys would have been together during the crisis core era cuz like.. after nibelheim.. kinda hard. unless you have jenova cells😭 anyways- the first date! he was not sure on where to take you, given his schedule and just him not um being sure on where to take you.. somehow, though, you ended up at a beautiful library, straight out of a fairytale setting. how he found such a hidden gem in midgar of all places stayed unknown to you, but it was such a lovely outing together<3 he seemed so carefree and at ease ( im sobbing. )
⌗ if anybody dares talk shit about sephiroth or make him feel outcasted, inhuman — whatever they have made him feel — BEAT THEM UP!! although, not actually.. because he won’t let you😐 still, he finds it sweet that despite his power and capability of ending somebody’s career — you won’t hesitate for even a second to stand up for him. likewise, if people dare to hurt you in anyway, it’s on sight.
⌗ ah, the i love you.. he would take a minute to say it because he’s still trying to understand the concept of love and process that you actually feel that way about him. but you wouldn’t say it first — he would. because you want him to say it when he feels it’s right, cuz you don’t wanna pressure him or anything..
⌗ sephiroth became a father of a very, very adorable feline friend that you surprised him with one day to keep him company. he was confused at first — but has grown fond of the cat and it’s his best friend now. they have the same eye color too and the cat has silver fur!!
➫ 𝓒𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝓢𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗙𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ what’s it like dating cloud? it’s late nights underneath the stars, comforting words and squeezes, a rollercoaster of challenges that you will have to overcome in order to be with one another.. and emotional constipation on his end for sure, but he’s trying his best!
⌗ cloud isn’t exactly the easiest with pda, he gets embarassed easily and doesn’t seem like the type to uh.. want people watching him do something outside of his norm? not really the spotlight loving type despite the wall market arc.. but he is okay with handholding and locking pinkies even too<3
⌗ his love language, hm.. i think it would be acts of service on the giving end, and for the receiving end, i think words of affirmation would suit his wants. he just wants to make sure he’s doing okay for you, every now and again he needs to hear it. otherwise i do see physical affection behind curtains.. he’s not openly expressive on it — has a hard time asking for stuff🥹
⌗ first date, uhh.. i think he would’ve gotten with you by the advent children timeline, just because he wants to do some reflection and y’know get the angst out of his system.. but anyway, the date i think would be a drive on fenrir ( his motorcycle.. ) to the outskirts of edge, somewhere the stars can be seen. it’s simple, nothing complex, just to unwind and enjoy the other’s company.
⌗ cloud tends to get nightmares a lot, i mean, bro has unresolved trauma.. and doesn’t have all his memories back because of that. so i feel he would have developed insomnia or just fears going to sleep. when this happens, i imagine later down the line when you are comfy with each other, be there for him!! company helps, always<3
⌗ for the i love you.. well, i think you’ll probably be the one to say it first — but verbatim. cloud, however, would be the one to say it first.. but without actually saying those three words.
⌗ while cloud has a very idgaf attitude and demeanor, he won’t hesitate to kick ass if someone speaks bad on you or does anything harmful towards you. bro literally used to brawl with kids back in nibelheim😭 if he hears any shit spoken on you or sees you getting pushed around, the buster is coming tf out🫡 or well, i suppose first tsurugi if it’s ac..
➫ 𝓩𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝓕𝗔𝗜𝗥 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ what’s it like dating zack fair? a total fever dream that makes you feel like a school girl in love, surprise attack hugs, being dragged to all sorts of places for dates, phone calls when you are apart and can’t sleep, convenience store trips at super odd hours and avoiding your responsibilities at shinra!
⌗ bro is so about pda, he can’t keep his hands off you!! wants to hug and hold you as much as possible, truly a puppy🥸 in public he likes to hold hands and walks with a skip in his step cuz he’s just so happy to be around you, also likes to wrap an arm around you for close proximity<3 doesn’t shy away from physical touch basically!
⌗ love language.. definitely physical affection, bro is totally the clingy type.. but i also believe he would value it a lot tbh — giving as well as receiving! then there’s acts of service, cuz i think that would also be his thing based on him telling aerith to make a list of her wishes for him.. OH, OH AND QUALITY TIME!! can’t forget that🙃
⌗ the first date was at costa del sol!! cc era too cuz um.. well.. y’know.. zack needed a break away from SOLDIER activities and hitting the beach seemed like a good way to go! catch some rays, chase those waves, maybe some volleyball, bbq and smoothies!! if you think it’s gonna be a relaxing day.. it’s probably gonna be a shit load of different activities.. but don’t worry!! you’ll get the absolute best sleep EVER afterwards. guaranteed!!
⌗ zack is a pretty emotional person, he feels very easily so if you’re hurt or upset, he aches for you. he rlly wants you to be happy, doesn’t want to see your smile taken away, ever. so he does everything in his power to ensure your happiness and if it’s people who have brought you sadness, then oh boy, they have another thing coming..
⌗ he kinda blurts the i love you out first without thinking tbh, it just comes out and he has the widest grin on his face when he says it. he fr doesn’t know what he’s doing to you, no matter how flustered or warm your chest feels, he’s so nonchalant about it😭 like why should he wait when he knows how he feels??
⌗ angeal had to give him a long ass talk about dating, honor, treating you well — you name it, your average angeal lecture🫡 but romance edition.. featuring genesis ( and sephiroth in the background smiling apologetically )
➫ 𝓖𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗦 𝓡𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗦𝗢𝗗𝗢𝗦 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ what’s it like dating genesis? it’s like being in a fairytale or movie, having poetry recited to you on the daily to further emphasize his love, getting spoiled endlessly, touches that leave you wanting more and ending up with the prince of your dreams.. kinda.
⌗ he is very much about pda! likes to display that you are his, holds you in his arms at any chance he gets, peppers you with slow, yet lingering kisses that leaves you completely touch starved😪 angeal has to scold him sometimes when he takes too long saying goodbye, especially if they have to go on missions..
⌗ love language would be a mixture between gift giving and physical affection, but i could also see him wanting words of affirmation. i mean he feels like he’s the failed attempt at being sephiroth, believes that the top hero spot should be his and all.. but otherwise, giving gifts to you would definitely be smtn he’d wanna do, especially if his missions are outside of midgar.
⌗ ah, the first date.. well, once again your best chance at being with him would have to have been during the cc timeline cuz bro dips.. but anyway!! the date.. well, strap yourself in cuz you’re going to a living showing of genesis’ favorite, loveless. yes, yes he takes you to a play. how can he not? it’s his favorite work of literature, and he wants to share that love with you too!! he’ll dress you up fancy beforehand, bought you a whole outfit😵💫
⌗ circling back to the reassurance thing.. despite his arrogance, he feels like he’s not good enough a lot. feels like a failed project in a sense, and views himself as less because of his degradation — it’s just a slow burn for him. but a little bit of affirmation on your end and the promise of wanting him for him helps a lot<3
⌗ who said i love you first.. hm, he seems like the type to say it without actually saying those specific words. i think he would have said it several times via poetry before you fully register that this man fr said he loved you. awkward on your end. but when the pieces finally clicked together, butterflies swarmed your stomach hella but you adored every minute of it🫶
⌗ he shows off his relationship with you at any chance he gets to sephiroth and zack, angeal kinda but not really.. but he’s just super proud to have you as his and makes sure that it’s known among his colleagues at shinra😭 clown behavior fr but you love it anyway, it’s always nice to feel wanted — even if your man is flashy about it..
➫ 𝓐𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝓗𝗘𝗪𝗟𝗘𝗬 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗
⌗ what’s it like dating angeal? being treated with lots of care and gentleness, bit of a mom for a boyfriend at times cuz he wants to make sure you’re taken care of, cradling your face in his hands like you’re his everything and saving you no matter the odds, like a guardian angel.
⌗ pda won’t um.. be so much, bro is very respectful of space and has to be proper or whatever because of honor!! that and he kinda has an image to upkeep, especially with zack around — gotta show the right example of having a significant other! but when you’re alone, he likes to hold you close and just enjoy your presence tbh
⌗ the love language.. let me see, i think he would be a mixture between acts of service and quality time. he enjoys being with you and any company he can get when he isn’t called on missions or babysitting training zack. when he can’t be present, he does things for you to express his love — genesis urges him to!!
⌗ okay let’s see.. the first date, well — again, cc timeline here too since he also, um, leaves.. ANYWAY. where was the location of the first date, you might ask, well.. the museum tbh! i think he would enjoy the calmness of it and just looking at different works of art.. except his most favorite work would fr distract him from any other scenes — that being you. so plan failed on his end, but you had enjoyed yourself lots, and that made him happy to witness🫶
⌗ the amount of panic he would feel if he saw you hurt, like bro is meant to protect you — he promised that he would.. so angeal would feel like he failed you in a sense for not being there to prevent your pain, but you remind him that he’s there now and that you feel safe again, grounded in spite of the hurt you earlier felt.
⌗ i think the first i love you would come from you cuz he just.. wouldn’t know the right time or chance to say it LMAO so you end up saying it which brings this look of shock to his face, but then a warm smile would stretch across his lips, knowing you felt the same as he did<3
⌗ can’t sleep? he’s got plenty of stories to tell about his childhood and some silly events during his missions. it feels foreign to hear this lighthearted, less mature side to him, but it’s also a breath of fresh air and makes you feel special that he allows you to see this more relaxed side to him that isn’t a stoic overly responsible SOLDIER🗣️
notes. whew oh boy uhh second time writing ffvii, i hope it turned out okay :’) i kinda wrote these out of order so some might seem longer or shorter but i hope you guys enjoy!! ik it’s different from the fandoms i write for, but welp this is where my brain has been🫡
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of throuples
#breaking my silence. i think zack bottoms ‼️‼️#to me it's like cloud -> zack -> aerith -> cloud#but ANYWAY. sillies#hh art#ff#ffvii#ff7#zack fair#cloud strife#aerith gainsborough#angeal hewley#genesis rhapsodos#sephiroth#zakkura#zerith#clerith#zaclerith#gengeal#ags#zack#aerith#angeal
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I finally made this
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Zack Fair deserves everlasting happiness 💕
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#cloud strife#zack fair#sephiroth#angeal hewley#zack x cloud#cloud x zack#zakkura#ff7#ff7 crisis core#crisis core#ff vii#zackseph#zack x sephiroth#sephiroth x zack#zack x angeal#angeal x zack#sorry not sorry#life goes on#ff7 meme
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#my art#genesis rhapsodos fanart#genesis final fantasy#genesis ff#Sephiroth#sephiroth ff7#genseph#sephgen#zakkura#angeal hewley#Angenesiroth#cloud strife#zack fair#aerith gainsborough#ff7#final fantasy 7#crisis core#if you guys r sick of seeing them TOO BAD!!!!! I CAN'T REMOVE THEM FROM MY BRAIN W OUT INVASIVE SURGERY
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I miss the Crisis Core trio so here's a little something different from my usual stuff
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VALENTINES AINT OVER YET, HOLD ON LEMME COOK 🏃♀️🏃♀️
Yeah I’m not gonna finish these in time but have some sketches I did for Valentine’s Day :9
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NSFW Alphabet - Angeal Hewley
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Word Count: 569 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He will get you anything you need. He'll clean you up and even carry you to the shower or run you a bath.
B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
For him, it's his biceps. For you, your ass.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum)
It's slightly salty and an opaque color.
D = Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Loves looking at your lingerie and thinking of you in it. He will look at any of the photos you sent while he's away and get off to them.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He has no experience, but does have an idea of what he's doing.
F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
Any that will give you the most pleasure.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's not extremely serious, but not making jokes or trying to be humorous.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He keeps it trimmed. It's black.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He'll mark you if you are okay with it, usually in a spot where no one will see it. Occasionally, he may leave a mark on your neck, but nothing too noticeable or extreme.
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
Not very often, he only does it when you aren't around or when he has the time.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding and marking.
L = Location (favorite places to do it)
Anywhere inside the house. He doesn't want to risk getting caught or losing his job over it.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you in lingerie. Teasing him.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turnoffs)
Anything that would hurt the both of you. Anything that would risk him losing his job.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving, he likes giving you the most pleasure. Very skilled.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and hard.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
When he can and has the time for it.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Not really, the most he would do it in a closet on base, if you truly wanted it. That's as far as he'll go.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
4 or 5. About 40 minutes.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't own any. If he did, he'd use them on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He teases some before the event.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Not quiet, but not loud, either. Moaning and grunting.
W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)
Will look at your photos on base when he's alone.
X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
9, smooth with some noticeable veins. Cut.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Average.
Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He'll stay up long hours until you sleep first. Unless he's tired, then he will sleep first.
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It will forever stand out to me that, of the 3 original top 1st Class SOLDIERS, rich kid Genesis is the one that snapped first.
Not biological experiment child soldier never really had a dad Sephiroth,
Not poor kid joins the army and tries to maintain a code of morals and honor in the middle of a war spawned from politics Angeal,
But the hero complex rich boy with the apple trees in his yard and an obsession with an unfinished opera Genesis.
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What was Zack's most elaborate and oddly complex prank he somehow managed to pull on the Firsts?
The Pregnancy Prank
[Zack and Cissnei are at Zack's apartment. Cissnei is calling Angeal from her phone because he doesn't have her number saved and he won't recognize her voice]
[The phone is ringing. Zack is silently laughing]
[Angeal picks up]
Angeal: Hello?
Cissnei: Good afternoon. Am I speaking to Zackary Fair?
Angeal: ....No?
Cissnei: This is the number I was given under the name Zackary Fair.
[There's a pause. Cissnei signaling for Zack to stop laughing]
Angeal: Who am I speaking to?
Cissnei: This is Bethany Waters from Midgar Parental Planning. Miss Aerith Gainsborough had her ultrasound this afternoon and asked us to call you about the results.
[There's an even bigger pause. Heavy breathing is heard on the other line. This time Cissnei has to cover her mouth to keep herself from laughing. Zack is silently losing it]
Angeal: Is this—what did he—I mean, what is this about? Genesis, take this I'm about to throw up.
[There's shuffling from the other end. Zack and Cissnei are both dying]
Genesis: Hello? Who is—Angeal are you having a panic attack!? Hi, who is this?
Cissnei: Good afternoon. I'm Bethany Waters from Midgar Parental Planning. Am I speaking to Zackary Fair?
Genesis: By the goddess you're kidding me. Oh shit. Oh shit. Fuck me. You're kidding.
[Cissnei miraculously keeps a poker face. Zack is on the floor clutching his stomach. There's a third voice on the other end that sounds like Sephiroth. He's asking what's going on]
Cissnei: Sir? Sir, who am I speaking to?
Genesis: Shit! Uh...uh... I'm Zack's uncle. I'll relay the message to him. What does this pertain—Sephiroth, Angeal has turned blue—what does this pertain to?
Cissnei: Aerith Gainsborough's ultrasound results.
Genesis: HE KNOCKED HER UP
[Cissnei once again slaps her hand over her mouth. Zack is red in the face from trying to keep himself quiet. Genesis is still screaming on the other end while a garbled commotion is heard]
Genesis: SHE'S PREGNANT. HE'S A KID. SHE'S A KID. WE'RE ALL GONNA GET SUED TO BY THE COMPANY—ANGEAL! SEPHIROTH, HE PASSED OUT—*shuffling sounds*—I'M GOING TO SET HIS ASS ON FIRE—*shuffling sounds*—IRRESPONSIBLE—*shuffling and the sound of Angeal crying*—I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
[Zack is crying with laughter. Cissnei is taking several deep breaths to keep herself calm. There's more shuffling and then someone else picks up the phone]
Sephiroth: Hello? This is Zackary Fair speaking.
Cissnei: Great! I'm calling to give you Miss Gainsborough's ultrasound results.
Sephiroth: Alright. What's the diagnosis?
[Genesis's voice is heard in the background: "IT'S A BABY NOT A DISEASE YOU DIMWIT! PUT IT ON SPEAKER!"]
Cissnei: She found out she's having triplets.
Sephiroth: Alright.
Genesis: HOW DID HE MANAGE THAT!??
Angeal: *crying noises*
Cissnei: It'll be three boys.
Sephiroth: Alright.
Genesis: SEPHIROTH HE PASSED OUT AGAIN.
Cissnei: Congratulations!
Sephiroth: Alright.
Cissnei: She's also asked us to relay a message regarding the baby's names.
Sephiroth: Alright.
Cissnei: It reads here she's thinking of naming them Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis.
Sephiroth: Alright. One moment please.
[There's another huge pause. Then the sound of something heavy falling is heard, Genesis screaming, followed by the phone falling on the ground. Genesis's muffled voice comes on]
Genesis: Hello? Hi, Bethany, dear? I have to go. Two grown men are passed out on my kitchen floor and I still have a teenager to find and maim. Do you mind calling back later? Thanks.
[The line goes dead]
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