#ffvii genesis

[aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Due to popular demand, here's the whole first class gang

[finallyfantasy7]

Crisis Core PSP Japanese Version (2007)

ジェネシス：騒々しいな　子犬のザックス

(Genesis: So noisy Zack the Puppy.)

Crisis Core PSP English Version (2008)

Genesis: Settle down... Zack the Puppy.

Crisis Core Reunion (2022)

Genesis: Settle down...

...Zack the Puppy.

Aaaaaw, Angeal told his mom and his friends the private nickname he gave Zack. Angeal talked about Zack to them. That's so cute! 🥰

Ever Crisis - Crisis Core (2023)

Genesis: Hello, Zack.

You miserable mutt.

*record scratch*

Wait. WHAT?

[professional-sephiroth-scrungler]

Im so pissed they got rid of Genesis’ slutty high heels again

An absolutely catastrophic loss. They will forever be mourned…

[pine-needle-shuffle]

holding him

[pixelrosedraws]

I forgor💀 to post this here…

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Genesis, Angeal, and Seph as the recent twitter meme (posted by gummi_bunnie!)

[sly-fin]

Genesis without his coat is like seeing a Victorian woman’s ankles.

Version w/o words below cut cause i couldnt figure out which one i like more or a background lol

[kaonarvna]

until he falls asleep...

Sephiroth gives the best back scratches. It's not a headcanon it's a fact now. I don't make the rules.

There's nothing I eat up more than just. Them being NORMAL, being PEOPLE. Those little moments where no one needs to die, where no one is decaying.

Painsomnia was keeping me awake, so...it felt appropriate. Just a quick little thing to get me through to the morning.

[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

Hi! Imma do something rare and actually make content, but its 11 at night and i just had a brain worm

for those of you that don’t know, i work at an accounting office. we do taxes. it is tax season. and now im thinking abt how AGSZC does taxes and what their papers are like and im inflicting it on the rest of you even if its gibberish

Angeal: A godsend. Keeps his forms in order and filed properly, calculates everything else himself like a good man. Papers honestly aren’t too bad, maybe 10-12 just because of his career/insurance plus his doubtless donations to charity, but aside from that. straightforward and done at his kitchen table

Genesis: A fucking NIGHTMARE. no doubt pays someone else to do it. and for fucks sake, i know he invests. constantly and consistently and probably in anything he thinks stands the slightest chance against shinra on the market. his 1099-B is a mess and definitely Not Totaled, so his is the bullshit you have to insert one. investment. at. a time. He’s the type that keeps fucking calling too, I can just tell. but, aside from the 1099-B, he’s probably got simple stuff as well. probably several 1099-INTs from several different bank accounts, maybe a couple 1098s floating around from vacation houses or some shit.

Sephiroth: Does his own. In ridiculously early. Makes almost no personal purchases so hardly has anything to pay. I can’t imagine not having a last name or not knowing his birthday doesn’t end up a legal problem somehow, so he likely has to walk directly into a damn tax office to say hey this is me and this is my shit no, someone isn’t stealing my identity. has one singular document and it’s his W-2. Which is. Fucking astronomical. Like, the number doesn’t even look right. His paycheck as a SOLDIER isn’t taxed, so he doesn’t really get much back on his refund. The only first without a healthcare /insurance form because why tf would Sephiroth have healthcare? What’s he gonna do, get sick?

not getting into how doing his own taxes was definitely a fight between him and Hojo at some point and ended up getting hashed out in a board room. Hojo didn’t like him having the autonomy of filing for himself instead of being claimed ad Hojo’s ‘dependent’. Sephiroth deadass threatened to go to court abt it. The President told Hojo to suck it up so they didn’t have to deal with scandal, Hojo wouldn’t tell Seph his birthday to be difficult, and here we are

Zack: Panicking. Late. Doesn’t know if his forms came in the mail, doesn’t know where he put them most of the time. Scrambles around for a fuck ton of receipts, ultimately has to request Shinra send him his shit again. DEFINITELY pays someone else to do it. W-2, 1095-A, 1099-C(s)(he has several debts i can feel it i love him but he screams bad financial decisions), probably some shit for his bike too. He customs it so I can see him listing some parts he buys for it as work expenses. Jokingly puts some money he gave aerith for flowers and what he spent to make her wagon as donations to charity and it actually goes through because the church is still considered a legal entity. Definitely has to pay late fees.

Cloud: Pays Tifa to do it. Filing for both of them is a nightmare cause all their shit burnt in Nibelheim, so once Edge gets right with the WRO they have to do all their paperwork from scratch and get reassigned SSNs. He genuinely has a fuckton of paperwork from doing the Strife Delivery Service. Luckily, only ‘employee’ he has is Tifa, and even then she doesn’t do things regularly aside from pick up the phone. Doesn’t make his business an LLC until he’s literally forced to due to his number of clients and someone trying to sue him for damages. 1099-NEC for TIfa for sure, then once he’s an LLC, some yearly maintenance to keep legal. Mileage and gas expenses go CRAZY on his self employment form, I fucking bet. I bet Cloud’s handwriting is shit tho. Tifa’s at her desk counting up his gains and losses for fucking ages because his fives look too similar to sixes. Eventually she wrangles him into installing some shit on his phone that counts it up, if only to cure her headache. Funnily enough, he does get veteran benefits from what’s left of Shinra’s shit, reparations of sorts, but he doesn’t keep it. All goes to charity, so that ends up in the books too.

alright, that was unnecessarily in depth and way longer than i planned. good night LMAO

[itstheaestheticforme]

Greek Mythos x FF7

Next

Genesis Rhapsodos as Icarus

As they were approaching the island of Samos, Icarus turned arrogant. He felt an unconquerable urge to fly towards heaven, as close to the sun as he could. Ignoring his father's warnings, he flew higher and higher, until the wax that held the wings together melted and he began falling at speed.

[aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I heard Biden dropped from the elections.. and I have the perfect solution for this.

(please don't hate me I'm not even from the us)

[finallyfantasy7]

It is implied in Crisis Core that the reason why SOLDIER are paid so little is because Lazard was funneling money away from Shinra in an attempt to get his revenge for President Shinra betraying and abandoning his mother. Lazard being relatively young means that he hasn't had this job for long, so SOLDIERs must have used to get paid more.

Which is hilarious because imagine Lazard steeling himself to tell the three legendary 1st Class SOLDIERs that they're getting a pay cut.

But their reactions are not what he expected...

He calls Angeal into his office first, because he supposes Angeal will be the easiest to deal with. As expected, Angeal declares: "I am doing this for honor, not money." Angeal used to live in poverty, his family barely making ends meet, he knows he will still be much better off now. He is skilled at cooking with leftovers, he's still wearing his unmodified Shinra-issued uniform (why wouldn't he, it came free and is surprisingly sturdy), he has a place to sleep, which means he will have enough to buy and care for his plants and still have some money left over to send home to his mother. That's all he needs.

What Lazard didn't expect is a lecture. A two hour lecture about paying 2nd and 3rd class kids fairly and honoring their relentless training and hard work. And above all else, giving them enough to make it possible for them to realize their dreams. Lazard makes a mental note to ask a 2nd or 3rd sometime about this whole dream business.

Next, he calls in Genesis. Genesis might be a problem. First time Lazard laid eyes on Genesis it was immediately clear to him this was a man used to luxury. Lazard wonders whether he could survive a firaga to his face, and considers how best to approach the subject to minimize the chances of an inferno but decides to just get straight to the point. It will be less suspicious. But Genesis just looks confused. Halfway through Lazard's explanation he asks: "We are getting paid for this?" (His parents financed everything he needed, and his paychecks have been accumulating in his account which he didn't even know existed, let alone how to access it.)

Lazard leaves Sephiroth for last. He's nervous and sweating a bit now. If the legendary hero gets offended... Lazard has heard stories.

Sephiroth stands unnaturally still, silent, and Lazard can't help but think of a snake ready to strike.

For a few moments he could swear he sees Sephiroth's pupils getting narrower and narrower. Then Sephiroth speaks: "Will the company still provide my shampoo and conditioner in satisfying quantities?" When Lazard says the pay cut is unrelated to any of the perks he is receiving, without a word Sephiroth turns and leaves.

[professional-sephiroth-scrungler]

Reasons why Genesis’ heels could’ve and should’ve stayed:

1. They are about the height that old timey cavalry wore to have better hook on the stirrups. Chocobo SOLDIER cavalry?

2. He is very much primarily a mage and therefore would be in a backline roll more. Still obviously a fucking powerhouse but in a group, he’s the fire magic guy.

3. He is a bitch and being a bitch makes you immune to how heels actually function for the rest of us mortals.

Give our ginger shitlord his 1.5-2 inch heels back, Square.

[sly-fin]

I- uh um yeah.

[kaonarvna]

Thinking about those "me waiting on my wife to put my sunscreen on so I can (fun but silly outdoor activity)..." videos, but it's just Genesis (in my brain, he's the one who'd care about skin health out of anybody, albeit largely for vanity purposes) violently slathering Zack's face in 50SPF on the rare occasion they're in the field at the same time. Violently, because he doesn't sit still and complains the whole time.

Poor puppy will cry from getting it in his eyes but Genesis doesn't care. Eyelids need sunscreen too. Sure it "tastes bad" but it wouldn't have gotten in his mouth if he kept his mouth shut. Lips need sun protection as well.

"My mom never made me wear sunscreen in Gongaga—"

1. Not your mom.

2. If you don't want to wear the sunscreen, you can put your helmet on. It's either sunscreen or adherence to uniform standards. Pick one.

It's a form of affection, somehow.

Sephiroth has learned to sit very pretty for his sunscreen and enjoy the gentle touch. More than just his face needs coverage. Angeal just does it for himself, and asks whether there's any white streaks left on his face. The answer is always yes. Always.

[flowersinmidgar]

[ariseur]

Heyhey, If you're Up for it:

A Genesis x Reader - HCs or a quick Shot with a s/o that's for once (more) Fashionable since they are a Designer/Artist/Tailor.

Thank you very much

“..beloved by the goddess, hero of the dawn, healer of worlds.” genesis’ voice rang through the empty office, perched on an unoccupied countertop as you focused on your designs for your next show. hand steadying your sketchbook, you tilted the wooden pencil at an angle as it produced thin sketchy lines. your tongue poked through your lips as you contemplated a multitude of options to add to the drawing, and although you were concentrated, maybe you didn’t mind genesis’ retelling of the epic he adored so dearly as much as you let on.

maybe you were a little too concentrated considering you hadn’t noticed that he had stopped talking and was now inspecting your hunched form, sat at the table below him as you worked.

“you have quite a gift.” you finally heard, before a gloved hand came down to grab the book for further examination, much to your annoyance. the leather of his gloves rubbed against the paper pages as he turned them, eyes flickering over intricate pattern in your designs.

“yeah, well— someone has to have one if i’m ever going to make a living.” you crossed your arms, tucking the pencil behind your ear as you looked up at him. his hair somehow always framed his face, always making him look more esoteric, and if you were being honest, attractive as well. giving you a meager chuckle, he began talking again.

“how unfortunate.”

“how so?”

genesis placed the sketchbook back on your small circular table. sunlight seeped through the curtains that hung in front of your windows, providing him with a golden hue as he brought a hand to his face. he closed his eyes in sorrow before he spoke, “that the covetous economic system of our society must be so cruel to someone as beautiful as yourself,” he spoke, “truly tragic.”

you rolled your eyes as you watched genesis hop off the countertop and saunter to the seat next to you, eager to critique your designs at completion. his coat flowed with his movements as he tucked the book of LOVELESS back into it.

“ever the drama queen.” you teased.