#female weeb

[zolaniii1]

Your cum through boxers story reminds me of one time with an ex.

We were watching Chainsaw Man in our underwear. She'd occasionally rub me over my boxers. Kinda mindlessly, we weren't trying to start anything.

She noticed I started to get hard and pulled my cock out, gripped it firm and shook it. Eventually she started sucking just the tip. I was throbbing at that point, covered in precum and her spit. One and a half episodes later when I literally couldn't be any harder, she tucked my cock back into my boxers and just admired my bulge for a few minutes.

She looked up at me and asked if I wanted to cum. Thinking we'd have sex or at least give me a handjob/blowjob, I said sure. She instead just started rubbing my bulge over my boxers faster, gently wrapping her palm around it over the fabric.

I said wait. I distinctly remember grabbing the arm rest of the couch, frantically trying to regain control of my cock as my stomach contracted. She just rested her head on my chest, staring down at what she was doing and said no, kept rubbing. Once she could feel I was about to lose control she took her hand off and watched me cum through my boxers.

Well this was hot, and to chainsaw man. Fuck now i need to find a sub who will let me do this to them to one piece.

[thecosmicminds-blog]

Female weebs are so sexy. Please come sit on my face.

[w3brot]

[red-ghoulish-behaviour]

[himeprincessa]

Me

[robinspinknest]

[drive-bye]

the sky is not clear, my dear.

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Sebille: "We'll see how bloodied you're willing to get to pluck the one rose lost in a forest of daggers."

Sebille just casually dropping one of the most beautiful lines I've ever heard.

[theletterboxstuff]

Girl dinner : rage on the side of fear of being percieved in a wrong way along with the isolation frappuccino

[muichirosboba]

YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS A WEEB, WRITER, AND A BIG SIMP! YOU KNOW ME, AND THAT'S A GREAT THING WE BOTH HAVE IN COMMON AND WILL ALWAYS SHARE! HAVE A GREAT DAY/AFTERNOON/NIGHT

TY POOKS IM SO SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE BUT THIS MEANS A LOTTTT

LOVE YOU PLATONICALLY!!!

❤

[heebsjeebs]

Is there a lolita to ftm pipeline or what the fuck is going on?

[nopejustnoped]

the combination of kishimoto‘s misogyny + dudebro misogyny + fujoshi misogyny turned into Extreme Maximum Intensity Misogyny and changed the whole anime landscape in regards to misogyny discourse

To me it kind of feels like badly written female characters used to be a downside to shounen (albeit a downside used as a shield by dudebros to call female characters whatever they want without receiving backlash) and now its part of its appeal.

[lostusagis]

( Given the amount of references in Gintama, I love the implication that the entire cast watches anime/reads manga. )

[himeprincessa]

[savedpeople]

MULTIMUSE QUESTIONAIRE

RULES: Answer the questions with the Muses that would best fit the answers. Bonus if you give details why. If tagged, copy and paste into a new post – DO NOT REBLOG!

(Since this is a single-muse blog, I'm going to include muses I've played on other blogs. I'm not going to include every muse I've ever written though because 1. it already feels funny talking about muses that 99% of my followers have never seen me write, and 2. some of them were very short-lived. So I'm only including the ones that I've written most or were most significant, plus my newest one that I haven't written yet, since they've been on my mind a lot lately.)

1) Rank your softest Muse and your toughest Muse. (Personality-wise) - Strictly personality-wise, softest to toughest: Ted Logan (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure), Max Caulfield (Life is Strange), Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!), Amaimon (Blue Exorcist), Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen), Negan, Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan.) This is kind of funny though because aside from Ted and Max, none of these characters can really be considered "soft."

2) Which Muse would blow through $1000 quickly? - Gojo. But he's also rich rich, so $1000 is nothing to him. He canonically owns shirts that cost more than that. Aside from him, I think if you gave Ted $1000 he could easily blow it all on music gear and albums pretty quickly lol.

3) Do any of them have nicknames? Is there a meaning behind them? - Negan has been called "Neegs" by a few, but not many can get away with that. "Ted" is short for Theodore, and "Max" is short for Maxine (never call Max by her full name, she hates it.)

4) Are any of them up-to-speed on the latest trends? Anyone more old school? - Ted, Gojo, and Max are most likely to be up-to-speed on trends, but Max appreciates the old school stuff (she prefers analog cameras over digital for her photography, for instance.) Levi and Negan are more old school, though Negan might attempt to learn trends to seem cool to his students/the kids (it rarely works.)

5) Who has the best relationship with their siblings? - Three of them have siblings: Ted, Izaya, and Amaimon. Ted and his little brother probably have the best relationship, at least as kids, though he deals with insecurity and envy as their dad clearly favors his brother. Izaya has two sisters who are twins and about ten years his junior. Their parents were abroad for work so much that he basically raised them, but his bad influence played part in them turning out eccentric. Their relationship is complicated and a bit love/hate. Amaimon has six brothers and a sister. They are all demons (literally, they are children of Satan lol.) He's only seen interacting with one which I interpret him to have a neutral to positive relationship with. I don't see him having a close relationship with any of the others. But I also haven't read or watched the series in years, so I have no idea if more has been revealed.

6) Karaoke night! Who is likely to grab the mic first and bust out a tune? - Ted. Max will join him with some encouragement. Negan if he's had a few drinks.

7) Who is least likely to enter a beauty pageant/model? - Levi (he could actually probably do well as a model, but suggest this and he'll vehemently deny it.) Also Amaimon because he doesn't spend much time on Earth and probably doesn't even know what a beauty pageant is.

8) If your Muses visited a haunted house where actors scare you, who would panic and who would be unfazed? - Ted and Max would be panicking (but they're having a blast.) Levi and Amaimon are unfazed.

9) Are any of your Muses particular about taking certain modes of transportation? - Not really. Max does get nervous about airplanes and Izaya prefers to walk or take a taxi/public transport. Gojo doesn't drive and either takes the train/subway, has his assistant drive him, or teleports/warps short distances since he can do that lol.

10) Share a little-known fact about any Muse. - So I can't really think of anything, but I have twd verses for most of my muses that I never got to use/talk about so I'mma ramble on about little things about them here. Ted - and Bill - were following a band on tour that summer, and were at a music venue in the Atlanta area when the outbreak hit. Bill's dad died saving them the first day, and they and Missy go on to survive traveling around in their RV for a while. Max found an old vintage photography store shortly after the outbreak and took as many packs of polaroid film as she could realistically carry. She continues taking photos, not just to document the new world but to also capture small moments of beauty and happiness within her group. Gojo acts nonchalant about the apocalypse until he loses his best friend to a walker bite, after which he essentially shuts down and locks himself in a room with the (restrained) walker for days, refusing to let anyone in. He even attempts to remove its jaw/hands to keep it with him (kind of like Michonne did), and it wasn't until after that he finally killed it. He puts on a big smile and acts fine, but the unresolved anger and grief come out in spades whenever he goes up against walkers. Izaya and his sisters are in an airport preparing to fly back to Japan when the outbreak hits, and get stranded in the Virginia/DC area. A group takes them in out of pity, despite Izaya giving them the creeps. But when his sisters are eaten in a large walker attack, the group abandons him, and he's presumed dead. Months later, cue The Saviors showing up with Izaya at Negan's side as one of his lieutenants. Surprise! Levi meets up with his uncle, the only family he has, when the outbreak happens. It doesn't take long for them to start butting heads morally - his uncle is much quicker to warm up to the idea of stealing and killing. But they stick together until they're separated while fighting a horde, and Levi's been on his own ever since, unsure if he's alive. He's eventually taken in by Alexandria, but has a hard time adjusting. I don't have anything set for Amaimon, but he's naturally violent and off-putting and very likely ends up with the Whisperers or becomes a cannibal or something lol.

tagged by: @wexarethewalkingxdead tagging: @esoterium @survivoirs @chitteringbeast and anyone else that'd like to do this (y'all are the only active mutuals I know that have multiple muses and weren't already tagged I don't think??)

[showakyonen]

SO DANDY’S WORLD IS PRETTY FUN