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If this doesn't encourage people to vote I don't know what will..... ✌️
#trump#fuck trump#trump cult#republicans#lol#vote blue#faux news#vote democrat#kamala for president#kamala 2024#kamala walz
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hm ok so interestingly, bdubs’s courthouse is built on an odd number of blocks. note the roof of the facade coming to a point, but more importantly, the nine pillars….
you don’t use an odd number of pillars. like ever.
let me get this out of the way first: i get why you’d build with odd numbers in minecraft. i usually do it myself, to not run into problems like double doors or two-wide pointed roofs or frustrating spacing/symmetry between decorative elements. however. to not even out the design of something so unequivocally done in every other example of columns and pillars…. fascinating implications…
every other example guys. every other building with columns like this has an even number of them.
doing so sets the line of symmetry at an invisible point between two pillars, an even number on each side. but an odd total number of pillars makes the central pillar itself the line of symmetry. this does a couple things.
one, it upends the sense of community and equality. which i know sounds crazy, but really, a group of columns are all put there to hold up a structure. there’s no focus on one because they are all are working as supports.
symbolically, at least when first used in ancient greece, pillars represented people. and it makes sense for courthouses, especially, to want to show an even, fair, equal number of people on each side. no focus on any one, no inherent bias right off the bat just looking at it.
with an odd number of pillars, though, one will always be placed front and center.
and THEN. and then you walk in the courtroom itself (also odd-numbered blocks) and you are immediately opposite the judge, bdubs, located exactly centrally. and true, courtrooms are often set up like this anyway. but bdubs ups the ante and reaffirms that no, focus is on him by staging it all as a daytime court show, boom mic just over his head, cameras pointed in, spotlights on him.
literally by design, it was not built for justice. it’s built for show, for entertainment. and just look at the credits to know exactly what sort of message you’re supposed to be getting from this show.
the biblical story he used, with king solomon. it’s about king solomon. isn’t really about the trial itself, or the babies, or the women. it’s about showing (off) how wise and just he is. that’s the point. hm. interesting.
now, getting to the second point that etho also picked up on: it feels like a prison.
it’s not just the color palette. when your eyes naturally draw to the center point, you aren’t seeing an open space. instead of feeling like an arch or gateway or otherwise some kind of opening, the pillar there makes it feel closed off. the overall effect is that of prison bars. not pillars lining the entrance to a place of order or a temple. bars of a cage, a cell.
imagine the lincoln memorial were set up with 11 or 13 pillars. he’d look so much more trapped in there.
having a central pillar blocks the entrance. it’s not welcoming. you have to go around it; it’s immediately inconveniencing you. and when you go to leave, it’s there blocking you again.
this courthouse was not designed and built to be fair, nor accomodating, nor equitable, on any terms. even if unintentional, i wouldn’t call it so much coincidental as i would… subconscious.
after all, y’know. form follows function.
#this came about by me being like ew why are there an odd number of pillars that’s such a faux pas and just overall odd (haha) choice#but then i was like oh wait. there’s something to this#i dont think it looks BAD. i just think that odd number of pillars causes problems and maybe it doesnt stick out to other people as much#but it bothers ME. okay#bdubs#bdoubleo100#hc10#hermitcraft#mightaswellspeak
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There's a fucking thing in the storage room again.
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Modern Reincarnation AU (+ uni au kinda)
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He got his PS5 taken away, what a loser
#HOW did they make his mask look so freaking SMUG#yes i still draw gg he's such a little ball of faux-confidence and brattiness look at this boy#i want to put him in a box and shake him around until the masks fall off#the owl house#hunter toh#toh fanart#digital art#fanart#toh hunter#golden guard#the golden guard#my art#doodle#flapjack
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One of my posts keeps getting reblogged with hashtags like
It's funny because a while ago, I made a few KNITTING patterns that purposefully look like CROCHET.
I call it faux-chet.
Off the hook shawl - yes, it's knit.
Some of you may find these patterns interesting, they're all I cord based stitches. I know that most of these would be basic projects to crochet, but not everybody knows how. I designed these for people who want the look but don't have time or the desire to learn a new craft.
Loaded Taco Shawl
Another advantage of these faux-chet patterns is that they use a lot less yarn than crochet. The taco above uses i cord like chain stitch, it only weighs 85 g. The boardwalk wrap and top below mimics fillet crochet openwork.
All of these faux-chet patterns are made with a technique that I call the lattice stitch. I made a YouTube playlist of the basics and sometimes teach classes on this topic.
I named this pattern Definitely a Knit Shawl to avoid Ravelry mods relabeling it AND included photos of it on the needles to prove that is actually knitted. I have had arguments with people who think that I just crochet poorly and that's why my stitches look funny.
If you think the stitch is interesting, you should definitely check it out. The YouTube videos are free and I have plenty more patterns on my Ravelry page that use this technique.
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Nyctosaurus was a pterosaur from the late Cretaceous US. Weird critter best known for the fancy head crest, but it also deserves mention for being so adapted to aerial life that it decided to ditch its fingers.
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On the idea of Theseus's Ship: in the end, it's still his, isn't it? It was known as Theseus's, and it will continue to be known as Theseus's.
Even after he has returned to the ground which grew the wood of the hammer used to nail the ship's frame, Even after generations of new wood have rotted and the sails are rags clinging to threads, Even after millennia,
it will still be Theseus's Ship.
Thank you for bringing us home.
Goodnight, Phosphophyllite.
#have a pleasant eternity#it’s over… it’s so over…..#GOODNIGHT HOUSEKI NO KUNI 🫡🫡🫡#*clenches fist* happy series finale everyone#Curse of Binding on the hnk countdown twitter acc has been lifted... but at what cost.......#houseki no kuni#hnk#hnk fanart#land of the lustrous#lotl#lotl fanart#phosphophillyte#houseki no kuni phos#hnk phos#lotl phos#hnk spoilers#lotl spoilers#art#my art#fanart#there's no signature bc i tried adding one and it ruined the faux manga panel look i was going for#but this isn't a real panel from hnk#held off on posting this one before 108 dropped so people won't mistake it for leaks#if i see it making the rounds on pinterest as a “panel from ch 108” i might actually laugh myself into the ER#thank you ichikawa#goodnight pitapat#welcome home#edited to include more thoughts#because if i had to cry over hnk in class nearly a week after it ended#then you’re all coming down with me
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patty boutique jackets ₊ ˚ ⊹ ♡
#fashion#girly#coquette#2000s#y2k#y2k aesthetic#y2kcore#y2k style#early 2000s#2000s aesthetic#2000s style#00s#00s aesthetic#00s fashion#2000s fashion#fashionista#faux fur#winter outfits#winter aesthetic#winter bimbo#dollette#coquette girl#girlblogger#girblog#girly stuff#gyaru#gyaru fashion#gyarustyle#gyaru gal#ane gyaru
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Inspired by our friends @224bbaker who posted theirs on their BlueSky - they very kindly allowed us to follow suit!
So here is our PowerPoint on why YOU should listen and support The Holmwood Foundation!
Convinced? The Link to our Kickstarter is here:
#the holmwood foundation#the holmwood foundation podcast#dracula#jeremy larkin#jonathan harker#mina harker#maddie townsend#audio drama#fiction podcast#224bbaker#faux and stallion#powerpoint#malevolent#the magnus archives#scp archives#re dracula#dracula daily#the murray mysteries#sherlock and co#archive 81#podcasts
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#batjokes#Yay it's done :D Now I can stop thinking about it#the art style was an experiment with the old one#so you won't likely see anything like this in the future#I'm forever sticking with his (faux) innocent face and arkhamverse face : >#this is a fanfic that I've been thinking/plotting for a long time#but I didn't dare to write it bc I didn't have enough skills. An example of my body suffering from a lack of brain /j#fan comic
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What do you mean my strap can’t get you pregnant? I promise you it can. Don’t believe me? Then we should just try it out, yknow as friends..
Come on, don’t you wanna watch how pretty your tdick looks throbbing against my cock together? Feel how full your belly gets when I force your womb to take every drop of my litter?
Aw look at you. I can already see your mind leaking down your thighs just by the thought of it angel, why fight it? You know you need this.
Come on, it’ll feel so good finally using your little holes for what they’re made for. You know I would never hurt you, don’t puppy? Now, spread those pretty legs and let me turn off those dumb thoughts for a while hmm? That’s it, that’s a good boy..
#ftm dom#ftm ns/fw#t4t ns/fw#ftm top#t4t top#t4t dom#t4t nsft#mlm thoughts#t4t mlm#ftm mlm#feral dom#cnc dom#dom thoughts#primal dom#puppy dom#dog dom#pleasure dom#bd/sm dom#bd/sm sadist#bd/sm kink#ftm bd/sm#ftm t4t#nsft dom#ftm nsft#petpl4y#petpl@y#puppyboys <3#corruption kink#mind corruption#faux sympathy
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!!! my piece for the @leonkennedyzine <3 <3 <3
#attache zine#leon kennedy#leon kennedy fanart#re4#resident evil#re fanart#resident evil fanart#resident evil 4 remake#resident evil 4#art#csp#clip studio paint#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#!!! FINALLY#MY BOY#I've wanted to do a faux magazine cover for forever and i love how this turned out#also there are still leftover sales if you didn't preorder!!#definitely check it out there are so many good pieces in there
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Lara Menezes captured by Gabriel Moses for Harper's Bazaar US September 2024
#harper's bazaar#harper's bazaar us#lara menezes#gabriel moses#alexander mcqueen#fashion photography#fashion editorial#editorial#fashion#style#fashion magazine#faux fur coat
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