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On July 6, 2019, the third day of BATTLE OF TOKYO ~ENTER THE Jr. EXILE~ concert, Sano Reo and FANTASTICS appeared on stage holding a globe with a flag written "SEKAI" and bandanas with Nakao Shota's kanji, ēæ (sho) printed on it.
The globe was a token for FANTASTICS' leader SEKAI who was absent from the July 5 to 7 concerts due to a metatarsal bone fracture.
During the encore, all acts featured at the concert performed Turn Back Time as a tribute to FANTASTICS' member Nakao Shota, who passed away on July 6, 2018.
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#fantastics from exile tribe#nakao shota#sano reo#jr exile#exile tribe#I've wanted to make a post about this#ever since watching the 2019 bot#its a bit late but#i hope peeps who's only starting to get to know jr exile will also remember shota š»ā¤ļø#fantastics forever 9#banangifs
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I hate the whole Lord Chaos arc, but at least it gave us this incredible panel:
#i hate terry long with a burning passion#he fascinates me because he's written in a way where I think he could be interesting#like if they let him be a predator who slowly gets more controlling#and like let Donna deal with being in an abusive situation and let the others grapple with the fact they failed to see the signs#that could be fantastic!!!#but I know they won't do that#and it frustrates me to no end#god I'm going to have to write a fan fic about it now#also i should say that I actually I'm only on part 4 of 9#but it feels like it's been going on for /forever/ because they basically already started it like ten issues ago#the new titans#terry long#anti-terry long#donna troy#tara markov#troia#team titans#total chaos#the new teen titans#i read comics#(also if anyone knows a good fan fic that covers this topic that already exists please let me know I'd rather read it than write it)
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Fantaro on twitter has been talking about each member represents a planet and someone said āwe used to have 9 planets of the solar system tooā aND IM SO
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DONT DO THIS TO ME NOOOOOO
THE COLORS EVEN MATCHššššššš
there are 9 planets in the solar system always pluto never stopped being a planet for meš„²š„²š„²
#fanta is always and forever 9 membersš„²š»ā¤ļø#this actually made my heart hurtš„²š„²š„²š„²#forget the solar system they are the whole galaxy to me#fantastics from exile tribe#asks
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my life is so beautiful
#hiked 14k yesterday 9 today pancakes for breakfast. fell on my ass in a bunch of mud twice down the mountain. jumped a river#saw a gnarly tree & a bunch of birdsā¦ fantastic sun today. forgot my jacket in friends car. And now cheesecake at 11pm#I want to live forever and ever to swim and sing and carry canoes and be silly. And hang out with my friends#<== delusion state produced by going to the mountains#[emo shoujo boy voice] wasnāt the world a more grotesque place than this? Could the world be a place so dazzling and kind?#bytebun rambles#and now I am going to brush my teeth and lie down. mwah
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āDanse Macabre,ā Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #25.
Writer: Jed MacKay; Pencilers and Inkers: Alessandro Cappuccio, Alessandro Vitti, and Partha Pratim; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Moon Knight vol. 9#Moon Knight 2021#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#ayyyyy Waxman!!!#What an absolutely fantastic microcosm analogy for Marcās past morally grey decisions coming back to haunt him#although some could argueā¦would it have been more prudent for Marc to have instead found a moreā¦permanent solution#as opposed to just leaving him encased forever?#and would that even have been more morally objectionable than the fate arguably worse than death Marc had planned for Waxman?#so it could be an interesting debate whether this is a punishment for being ātoo lenient when violent action was necessaryā or#if itās āretribution for doling out a cruel and an unusual punishmentā#and then thereās varying levels of morality#like what would bring about the most social good overall and which decision would allow Marc to feel like heās not backsliding#into behavior heād rather leave behind#would make for a rousing discussion possibly#oh and gosh do I adore the art here
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i dont use spotify but i did end up doing a new install of poweramp almost exactly a year ago because i switched phones so here's what's the top of the "most played" category. i wanna be involved too LOL
#now this is not a list of the things i most listened to - because the way poweramp categorizes plays seems to be like#how many times you specifically click on a song#and i listen to everything on shuffle forever. my method of listening to music is put the thing on shuffle and press next until i find#something i wanna listen to and then put that on repeat#and i dont think poweramp classifies finding something on shuffle nor does it classify repeats as more plays#BUT these songs were specifcally clicked by me a bunch so thats something LOL#not the top 10 because my settings make only the top 8 visible in a screenshot HFJDKHJD BUT if u wanna know#9 was kage asobi (another jump into the new world song LOL) and number 10 was the poet and the muse from alan wake 1#as u can see i was listening to the liella subunit album a LOT and specifically i was clicking the different songs often#largely cause i was trying to get a handle on the new girl tomoris voice HJKDS but also because 5yncri5e sounds FANTASTIC#especially a little love like kinako and tomori OWN that song they song so so good in it#also for some reason i remembered that portugal the man song from like the far off year of 2010 and it was stuck in my head a lot hjkdhd#triage is great i dunno its just a really fun song to listen to. i was also so very shocked by the video that shidou. is a dad. LOL#mkdr/dscf is just an addicting song so i definitely was aiming for it often#idol is just a very good song also LOL#and hanako by atarashii gakko is so fun everyne should listen to atarashii gakko#also like most of these songs i like partially becaue they make me think of specific ocs but im too lazy to say which ones are which LOL#but thats another reason they were clicked on rather than shuffled to. thinking about.....ocs HJKFSL
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Here are some non-pokemon DS recommendations!
1. Ghost Trick - Phantom Detective
It's a puzzle game visual novel. Imagine you need to stop a rube Goldberg machine where someone dies at the end, but you're a ghost and can only manipulate objects in a very limited capacity. It's my favorite game of all time, and it was created and written by Shu Takumi, the creator of the Ace Attorney franchise. Speaking of,
2. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
A mystery visual novel series where you need to use critical thinking to find contradictions in testimonies and solve each mystery. The writing and comedy are fantastic, the mysteries are excellent, and the characters are really engaging.
3. 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors
Another visual novel, but this one is different. One of the small handful of M rated DS games. Do not play this game if you can't handle gore. Anyway, 9 people are trapped aboard what looks like the RMS Titanic, and have 9 hours to escape before she sinks with all of them trapped inside. This game has escape room puzzles. The gameplay is pretty good, but the story is definitely the highlight.
These 3 games all have remakes. Personally, I'd recommend the DS version of the Ace Attorney games. At least for the original trilogy and Apollo Justice. The HD graphics just make the art look revolting. For Ghost Trick, I'd day that the remake is pretty much 50/50 with the original, but if you play the remake, go into the settings and change the soundtrack to be the original, not the new one they did. For 999, it's a bit tougher. In the original, on the top screen, you see dialogue, and on the bottom screen, you see in-depth descriptions of things like you'd see in a book. In the remake, there's only one screen, so you have to pick between which one you want, and it's pretty clunky. Most people just set it to the regular dialogue and play it like Ace Attorney without those descriptions. This would make it sound like the DS version is the way to go, right? WRONG. Well, maybe. The remake adds voice acting. Really good voice acting. It's really difficult to pick between the two. Honestly, I'd recommend playing both, but which one you play first is up to you. The voice acting might leave a better impression if you dont know what they're going to say already. They're both pretty radically different experiences, and thankfully, the game has pretty great replay value, with lots of different paths to take.
Alright, more DS games now.
4. Fossil Fighters
Most people just kinda file this one under "pokemon clone" and carry on with their day, but it's SO much more. Unlike pokemon, you only get one of each Vivosaur. Now, I know what you're thinking, "but what if I want one with better stats?". Well, friend, Vivosaurs are VERY different from pokemon. The Vivosaurs stats are determined by how well you clean its fossils. If you damage the bone, its stats will go down. Each fossil cleaning is graded out of 100, and you can always go out and find more fossils and try again. But rare Vivosaurs will have fossils that are more difficult to clean. You can actually perfect the stats of every single Vivosaur you have. The battle mechanics are unique, and the story is fantastic. And I hear this games sequel is even better, but I haven't played it yet. Also, the 3D models of the Vivosaurs are dope as shit, and seeing them fight is rad as hell.
5. Club Penguin - Elite Penguin Force/Herbert's Revenge
What?! A shitty licensed game?! What's going on here?! Well, the secret to these games are that they're actually good. If you've played the EPF missions in the browser version of Club Penguin, you'll be familiar with these. They're point and click adventures. Actually, a lot of the missions are actually just upgraded versions of the EPF missions in the browser game, but they added lots of new ones, too. The story is okay, nothing nuts, it's a kids game, but the characters are pretty strong. Especially Herbert. He's written shockingly well, and I think he's a pretty complex villain for a kids game. The gameplay is pretty good, too, albeit nothing revolutionary. Just standard point and click adventure puzzles, but without the moonlogic of Sierra games. The music, though. Oh my god, the soundtrack to these games is incredible. I'm sure many of you are already familiar with the gadget room. But other songs like Robot Battle, Epic Challenge, and One Very Grumpy Polar Bear are all standouts. These games are criminally overlooked, and I'd highly recommend giving them a go.
So anyway, yeah, if you've always just thought of your DS as your Pokemon machine, give these games a go! The DS's library is criminally underlooked. The DS had a lot of really cool and unique features that make porting these games to new platforms really difficult. Hell, even emulating these games can be a pain. The DS has a really cool and creative library full of unique games, and it's easily my favorite console of all time.
top 5 ds game recommendations!
pokemon black
pokemon white
pokemon black 2
pokemon white 2
replay pokemon black
#i have a ton more reccomendations too if you guys want. the ds is a treasure trove of fantastic games.#i can talk about the ds forever#nintendo dsi#nintendo#dsi#nintendo ds#ds#ace attorney#phoenix wright#phoenix wright ace attorney#ghost trick#ghost trick phantom detective#999#zero escape#9 hours 9 persons 9 doors#zero escape 999#club penguin#fossil fighters#dinosaur#pokemon#pokemon black and white#titanic#rms titanic
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putting on my magi playlists to gain +20 inspiration and -50 motivation to work
#there are! 9! fics for one of my ships on ao3!#someone has to do something & that someone is ME#there are actually lots of fantastic juhaku fics i just add to those bc they live in my brain forever#isa's adventures
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I'm going to get some flack for this butādespite enjoying Fairly Odd Parents: A New Wish quite a lot, I find Timmy Turner was the more compelling protagonist.
Don't get me wrong, Hazel is a fantastic and lovable addition to the show, but I find a lot of her shenanigans aren't as fun or snappy as Timmy's.
I don't really see the reason why Hazel of all people needs fairies. Her brother is off at college but he visits and still clearly loves and cares about her. Her parents get busy from time to time but they're there when it matters and they also love her very much. Her mother is probably the busiest of the two, but she still makes time for her daughter.
The catalyst of the pilot is Hazel running away to see her brother because she wasn't handling the move right away, but very quickly after all this she is able to make friends and maintain an upbeat attitude.
I don't think Hazel needs to be soul crushingly miserable for the show to work, but maybe a spare line here or there about how Fairly World/Da Rules went through a MASSIVE overhaul after a certain, infamous, pink-hatted god-child shook things up could've been nice (Jorgen mentioning that the world has improved since Timmy was a kid, so the qualifications for misery have been loosened?).
It might be the childhood nostalgia talking, but I liked Timmy as a character. He was a ten year old boy who made wacky and wild decisions, whose character only got ruined from the show running too long. If Timmy had gotten the FOP:NW treatment, I think we could've had so much potential for character growth and continuity. (I've made the executive decision not to count seasons 9 and 10 as canon because everything up to that point felt OG!FOP to me).
I see posts saying that Timmy's problems were external while Hazel's are internal, but despite her supposed internal struggles, Hazel is very emotionally mature. Again, I don't think she needs to be MISERABLE and EXTREMELY insecure, but her life pre-fairies doesn't seem that different than her supposed life without. Even without Cosmo and Wanda, I'm sure she would've been able to befriend her classmates, eventually get through to Dev, and find happiness in her life.
I guess my fondness of Timmy is that his fairies were his family. Cosmo and Wanda were like his adopted parents. Poof/Peri was his brother. He had no one else. And I guess I wish I could've gotten a quality ending for him. I need closure! I wanna know how he's doing in FOP:NW. I want to see that he's happy and thriving (and maybe a reunion between him and his family).
Timmy, for all his childishness, selfishness, and pettiness, was a good kid at heart. He was ten years old for crying out loud! Ten year olds tend to be immature lil' kids. I excuse some of his wilder wishes. All he really wanted was acceptance and love and he cared for his Fairy God Parents so, so much. Cosmo and Wanda have a HALL OF TIMMY in their house, for crying out loud!
Hazel is a good protagonist and I'm glad she's in the show, but Timmy holds a special place in my heart. In my heart of hearts, the HALL OF TIMMY still exists somewhere in C+W's house/appartment and he will forever be their son.
#ramble#timmy turner#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#fop timmy#cosmo and wanda#fop peri#fop poof#hazel wells
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hi! I've been really into doctor who lately, but I can't find many headcanons on tumblr!! if you have time or are interested, can you do headcanons of 9,10, and 11 having a crush on the reader? (or if you'd rather only do one, that's fine too!)
a/n hey! i absolutely love this idea... so let's do it!! i'm going to do this with our wonderful time lords 9 and 10.
Pairing: 9/10th Doctor x GN!Reader Fandom: Doctor Who Genre: headcannons, fluff Word Count: 708 Warnings: Nothing really... Obliviousness? Denial?
9th Doctor
he would never admit it, but he notices these little things about you.
your laugh... how the corners of your eyes crinkle and your head tilts back when something amuses you. he notices that when whatever you're laughing at is funny enough, your laugh turns into a bit of a wheeze. he can tell you're embarrassed by it, but he thinks its cute adorable nice.
he notices what your favourite colour is, and when he gets you a big box full of stuff that is your favourite colour he feels a smile stretch over his face when you grin. when you ask how he knew your favourite colour, he lied and said that the TARDIS told him (to which the TARDIS hummed in disagreement).
he notices what your favourite food is. he even takes you to the past/future to let you try all the different variations of your favourite foods.
he calls you "fantastic" a lot (Rose and Jack definitely notice)
he sees how close you are with Rose and Jack, but although he doesn't mind Rose, Jack notices how the time-lord's eyes get just a bit darker and a frown is etched on his face whenever he sees you with the 'handsome' ex-time-agent.
he never tells you any of this, though, because he doesn't know how he feels. the time war is still too fresh in his mind for him to come to terms with his emotions.
if you are there when he regenerates (which of course you are) he'll tell you that you were "bloody fantastic" one last time before the golden glow covers his body.
10th Doctor
this version of the time lord is different... you're not complaining though.
he rambles and rambles on about the planets, stars, and the galaxy and tells you about all the places he is going to take you (all the companions tell you he's just trying to impress you, but you wave them off, telling them he's just being his regular time lord self)
he can't help but smile when you smile, laugh when you laugh, and he has to fight of his tears when he sees you cry.
when you both lose Rose, he really does cry with you. he holds you tighter than ever and vows to never let the terrors of the universe reach you.
when you both meet Martha, the Doctor notices how you and her get along almost as well as you did with Rose. he happily takes the med-student along with you on your new adventures
he's beyond terrified when he gets possessed by the sun, thinking that he's going to hurt you (or worse, kill you) and there would be nothing he could do to stop himself. when you and martha save him, he contemplates taking you home, where you'd be safe from all the dangers of travelling with him, but you tell him that you're going to stay with him forever. he's stuck with you now (and he's not complaining at all)
when he turns into john smith, he falls in love with you instead of the matron. when the family of blood is defeated and he turns back into his old self, he hates that he can't bring himself to tell you that those three months, a mere fraction in his time lord life, was the best that he had ever lived.
after a year without you and the torture of being with the Master, the Doctor realises how short his time with you might be. when he sees his old friend, the Master, dying in his arms, he knows that he'd never forgive himself if he let anything happen to you
he finally tells you that he loves you
happily, he takes you out to romantic locations across the galaxy, picnics on New Earth, watching outer-space operas, and even just sitting on beaches on a planet where the ocean glows with pink and purple hues. he loves doing what you love
when Donna comes along, the Doctor and you both find her to be an amazing friend, and when you both meet a strange woman named River Song at the Library, she grins knowingly, knowing what the future had in store for the both of you.
end xx dreamtheatre requests are open!
#doctor who x reader#doctor who#ninth doctor#ninth doctor x reader#christopher eccleston#tenth doctor#tenth doctor x reader#9th doctor#10th doctor#the doctor#the doctor x reaader#rose tyler#jack harkness#martha jones#donna noble#dreamtheatre#dreamtheatrewrites
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ā*:.ļ½”. 9 š».ļ½”.:*ā
#fantastics from exile tribe#i love how Theres always space for shota <3#this is an old doodle#but i thought today is a good time to post it#fantastics forever 9#bananart
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10 Things I Love About Triage
I am extraordinarily late to this party but I am here to scream about Triage, a show which I started on a whim after a stray comment from @incandescentflower and subsequently finished in two sittings. This drama has been on my list forever (I didn't watch it live because the distribution was wacky) and then it just kept getting overlooked as I fought to keep up with the deluge of Thai BL coming at us at all times. But I am very glad I finally hunted it down and made the time and I would like to tell you why!
Hello Again, Dr. Sammon
I am on record as a Sammon fan. She is one of the best writers working in Thai BL and she has a knack for mystery and suspense. Her narratives are always really well constructed with tight plotting and smart character work, and Triage is no exception. This story feels confident, steady, and complete in a way few Thai BLs do.
The time travel rules are blessedly consistent
Part of what makes the story sing is it's a time travel plot that actually gets the particulars right. In a time loop, the details are everything, and this show understands that. The series of events are consistent, the rules of the time travel mechanics are clearly explained, and when our protagonists learn something new, it always lines up with something we'd gotten hints about before or gives us new context for old information. There are no loose threads in this show.
My boy Tin is going through it
Tin is a fantastic protagonist. He starts the show disillusioned with his work and hilariously grumpy about this time loop situation--he is a busy ER doctor and he does not have time for this--but as he starts to piece together how the loop works he gets more methodical in his approach, and eventually becomes emotionally invested in his mission to save Tol. Tin felt really well-calibrated in that he was smart and he tried all the things you would be shouting at the screen for him to try, but he's still a human being with flaws and insecurities and so he makes mistakes, learns, and has to try again. The show really successfully put us in the frustration with him.
Tol makes for an interesting damsel
Because he's kind of an asshole! Tol is rude and disrespectful when he first meets Tin, he hangs around with some truly awful bullies, he treats Rit like garbage, and he's all around an arrogant dick. Until he isn't. I like the choice to make the focus of our mission such a difficult character, not only because it makes Tin's challenge that much harder, but also because it invites us to consider the reasons why someone might be behaving the way he is and whether they can be redeemed.
This show has everything: action, romance, and agony
It's truly an emotional rollercoaster all the way through, and you can't relax for a moment. The pacing is relentless through most of the show, and even as a bond develops between Tin and Tol and they begin a tentative romance, danger is lurking around every corner. As soon as these boys started making out in episode 9 I knew something awful was coming for me and IT SURE DID.
Jinta, the ultimate frenemy
On that note let's talk about Jinta, my nemesis!! Jinta is some kind of unspecified deity/whimsical god and the one who appears to be responsible for putting Tin and Tol in this loop. Is he trying to help them? Is he trying to torture them? I definitely think it's both! He seems to delight in showing up to taunt Tin as he struggles to figure out how to get through to Tol, and when it's Tol's turn on the merry-go-round he sends him to the darkest timeline for his high stakes final attempt to save Tin just because he can. I love/hate you, sir!
Sing and Gap and the darkest timeline
Speaking of which, can we talk about how appropriate it is that Sing and Gap are a couple only in the darkest timeline? I don't know if people were shipping this for real during the live watch, but I definitely was not and so I started cackling when we got to the worst possible timeline and Sing was suddenly calling Gap his boyfriend. Sammon, you are hilarious and I salute you.
Fantastic side characters
Let's talk about the sides I did love. First of all, aside from his weird aggressive flirting/not flirting thing with Gap, I actually did like Sing's friendship with Tin a lot. I also loved the hospital gang who were around to alternately tease and help Tin, most especially Toy and Fang. Toy is a sweetheart and a gossip who never misses a trick, and Fang is an actual badass who first cracked the case with that evil doctor and saved Tin's life. They are fabulous. Rit was also an excellent character with a lot of complexity and he added some much needed depth to the school storyline (does anyone else think he was basically the proto-DFF Non?). And while Mai and Heart were not my favorite people, I did appreciate that the show gave them a sympathetic portrayal instead of making them evil villains (we had the organ harvesters for that).
That beautiful clocktower
I must give a shoutout to this gorgeous clocktower featured in several important scenes. I got so excited every time it showed up. Fun fact: in the first clocktower scene I was like oh hey I recognize that from gifs, but it can't be that scene because it's too early for a kis--TIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING! (I was right, it was too early for a kiss and Tol was Big Mad but bless you for going for it anyway, Tin).
The romance is balanced and rootable
And on that note, let me give a shoutout to the romance part of this story for actually feeling balanced. This is not an epic swoony love affair, but more a story of two people putting in the time to understand and empathize with each other. Sometimes in these kind of time loop stories the romance can end up feeling very one-sided because one character is holding all the knowledge and all the cards. But in this show we have the neat trick of Tol taking over the loop to try to save Tin in the final arc, which means he got to go through a similar process of getting to know the darkest version of his lover and figuring out how to get through to him. I was delighted by all the events of the long loop playing out again, but this time with Tin being the obstinate one. Tol got a taste of his own medicine and it left me feeling like they were both equally invested in this relationship.
TL;DR: If you haven't watched this yet, you really should! It's a fast binge and a great time with some Thai BL favorites. It's unfortunately still not available for international streaming, but it's very easy to find grey now and it's worth the effort. Go forth!
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The Ainur | With A Short Reader
Request: Can I make a request for headcanons for how the Ainur would be with a short human reader? Around 5 foot tall? Like an elf of about 6 feet would only reach up to some of their chest or lower still, considering theyāre like 7-9 foot tall. Would they be cute, teasing, protective, frustrated by the height difference? P.s. I love the way you characterise all the Ainur, it really feels like their personality, you do a fantastic job. - anon
A/N: Happy to fulfil this request and learn that you enjoy my characterisations of them anon. I tend to envision the Ainur as nothing less than nine feet since they are deities and display their power through their heights. So youāre going to appear super short next to them. Nonetheless, Enjoy!
ą¹ą£ āā ManwĆ«
The bird was too stunned to speak. Are you a child or dwarf, certainly that could not be your final height at the end of your growth? Unfortunately, it is your complete height which makes you appear as a little bird before the great King. Now his nickname ālittle birdā makes more sense.
He cannot fathom how you can be the same size as a bean and packed with all that sass whenever he mentions how tiny you are. You require a ladder if you ever reach his head for a ālevel-headedā talk.
Has no issue picking you up with one hand and carrying you around like his personal comfort toy when heās having a bad day. Anyone commenting or teasing gets a look that speaks about them receiving a bolt of lightning.
Let us not forget his avian side which is going to fawn over how adorable you are. Youāre tiny and squishy, perfect for belonging in his nest where he can shower you in affection all day long.
The size difference is outstanding. Just picture a baby lying in their parents' bed, looking like a little nugget among the pillowsā¦thatās what you appear like anytime you snuggle in his bed. On numerous occasions, he didnāt see you and almost squished you under the sheets.
With your size, it means wearing his robes and marching around his room or Ilmarin pretending to be him while he silently watches from afar. You are drowning in his robes, donāt even wear his shirt, itās a gown on you.
ą¹ą£ āā Irmo
Your size doesnāt change the way heās going to shower you with ultimate love and affection. Apart from the minor teasing heāll conduct for the fun of the situation, Irmo loves you the same way if you are tall.
A gentleman who enjoys using the opportunities when granted to lift you over puddles or streams so he can fawn over how you fit in his arms. He (and the others) can lift you with his pinkie and has done it before.
You are authorised to always sleep on his chestāyou look like a kitten sleeping on his chest in his eyesāmainly because you like to roll and so does he and nothing good has arisen from you both rolling together.
Gets lost in crowds and he panics. Heāll be walking around asking if anyone has seen his little lover and he will give descriptions. āTheyāre about 5 feet, this short and very tiny. They look like an elflingā¦ā
Saw childrenās clothing on a walk with you in a boutique, did not know they were for children and excitedly stated, āOh look! I believe these would look lovely on you! They even have your colours.ā
Do not be upset with him, he didnāt know that it was childrenās clothing. Irmo only wished to share the moment of shopping with you. But worry not, he gathers the best seamstresses and tailors to fashion you the finest wear that looks nothing like childrenās clothes.
ą¹ą£ āā NĆ”mo
Has a smile on his face anytime you take the lead and walk in front of him, hence his reason for always telling you to lead the way. Heās a simple Vala, he wants to watch as you waddle like a duck with your short legs as you take him to Eru knows where.
Pretends to complain when you āborrowā his robes because you missed him, but gushes mentally at the sight of how youāre drowning in his forever monochromatic black robes.
His viridian eyes were soft at the sight of you walking around, dragging his robes all over. The idea of complaining about getting them dirty has disappeared, and all he is thinking about is how you look like a penguin.
Your feet running across his halls are the equivalent of tiny pitter-patter and itās how he can easily distinguish your presence; just listen for the tiny footsteps. But it never works out well when youāre among elves and lost in a crowd.
The first time you met his brother, Irmo mistook you for a child NĆ”mo adopted and congratulated his brother on softening up to the idea of children. To make matters worse, you played alongāmuch to NĆ”moās annoyanceāand clung to his arm, calling him āatar/daddyā.
Irmo was elated, you were dying of laughter and NĆ”mo was contemplating his life. He couldnāt believe this was the humour he signed up for the moment he fell in love with someone shorter than most individuals.
ą¹ą£ āā Ulmo
Mistook you for the child wandering the shores the first time he saw you in the distance and scolded you for playing in the deep waters without parental supervision. That was until he learned you werenāt a child and your permanent height for a lifetime.
āPebbleā was the most suitable nickname he gifted you since pebbles were small and cuteā¦like you. Plus, he brings you pebbles, seashells and pearls from the ocean floor as a token of affection.
Because youāre smaller, your strokes as you swim alongside him are slower, so heāll call the seals, dolphins or whales to swim alongside you for assistance. Youāre even allowed to ride them anytime you two are swimming out in the depths.
Since Ulmoās true form is staggering, he opts to appear around the same height as you are anytime he has to walk the earth. His favourite place to have walks would be the beach obviously.
Hand holding while watching the sunset and heās quietly staring at your short fingers holding his larger hand. He loves holding your hand to fawn over the size. He would even slip on a cute ring with a pearl one day.
Because Ulmo is known for having no resting place as he wanders the waters of the world, he enjoys visiting your home. Itās even better if you live near a lake for him to have easier access to seeing you frequently. Cue Ulmo marvels at how small your household items are as he picks them up.
ą¹ą£ āā OromĆ«
Congratulations, you are the perfect size to sit on all of his creatures (and him) to ride through the forest with him. He cannot get over your tiny figure because he knows that youāre about the same size as an elfling and all his creatures are larger than you.
Roughhousing is a thing that occurs between you both and he gets caught up in the experience to forget how easily he can send you on a trip to EstĆ« for healingā¦because it has happened multiple times.
Picks you up like a sack of potatoes and slings you over his shoulder when he has to carry you somewhere and youāre being troublesome, or he wants to randomly surprise you. Youāre as light as a feather as he runs with you through the forest.
Swinging from his muscular arms anytime he flexes his muscles for you? Yes, yes you do, and he loves it. Fuels his ego to know that heās strong and his lover can climb him like a tree. Clinging to his muscular physique and probably biting him? Yes, you do that he calls you a tiny beast who needs to be tamed.
Not the type to underestimate the size of a creature you can ride because of your size but is also cautious at the same time. Wanted to gift you a Shetland pony because you were small enough to ride one, but back out last minute knowing that he would receive an earful. Gave you a giant-sized tiger or dog as a companion.
You wear his pelts and pretend to act like him, attempting to wield his bowāsweetheart, you couldnāt even draw the stringsāas though you were hunting.
ą¹ą£ āā Tulkas
No different from OromĆ« and will playfight with you using the strength in his pinkie finger and youād still have to bandage some body parts because accidents happen all the time. No worries though, he praises your injuries and makes you feel as though you fought a great battle with him.
He has no doubts, dismisses your strengths and associates them with your size having seen many great warriors display outstanding strengths and feats despite their size. Instead, he encourages you to take pride in your size and all the greatness you can accomplish.
You got a workout buddy, or rather he got a new dumbbell to lift or someone to sit on his back for push-ups. Your weight is inconsequential, but it doesnāt stop you from enjoying the fun in the moment.
Also picks you up like a sack of potatoes and carries you around the place, introducing you to all his close friends and elves. Anytime you need to speak āeye-levelā with him, instead of going to lengths to climb tables or a tree, heāll kneel to your level.
ą¹ą£ āā Melkor
Getting called dwarf, child, or both the first time you meet will result in him changing the names and calling you a critter if you attempt to attack him for calling you short. Probably āankle biterā might be your new name because he denoted that small things have the most rage.
Youāre a ferocious ankle-biter in his eyes whose nerves he enjoys getting on because your responses are hilarious. Itās all in jestā¦or maybe not.
Nothing of his will ever fit you, that also means trying to wear his crown with the Silmarils. Itās currently sitting on your neck as we speak. All you can do is make versions of his outfits tailored to your size.
Youāre smaller, so his hands can cover your entire face. Know what that means? Squish your cheeks as you speak to admire how soft and dough-like they are. āHm, ankle biter, you have remarkably soft cheeks,ā he says while squishing your face.
Thereās nothing you can climb on to meet his height because he makes sure that there isnāt anything around. He wants you to break your neck looking up at him (bite his ankles and heāll reach your height).
ą¹ą£ āā EƶnwĆ«
āYouāre like a hummingbird minus the speed,ā he chuckled upon the first sight of your tiny figure. You were lucky he didnāt consider you a lost child who wandered before him in search of help because he was ready to call you āchildā.
I have to say, EÓ§nwŃ is the best person to try the same ādaddyā prank on when youāre walking through the streets of Valimar but clinging to him and acting like a child for the elves to fawn over how adorable the interaction is. There is always an elf who inquires for you to look them in the eye and say, āThis is my atya!ā
His avian side adores your tininess; and makes you all the more delicate and squishable. You are never again going to leave the nestā¦just joking, but his protective side goes up a notch because you are TINY.
I mean, he loses you in a crowd easily and you canāt even jump high enough to show your location. You can climb a table or chair but still have to get past the sea of heads before EÓ§nwŃ spots you.
Gets you the smaller version of everything so you donāt have to struggle with holding the larger objects. He once watched as you climbed a chair as if it were a mountain or fought with a glass of wine because the glass was too big to hold.
At least going on flights doesnāt change whether youāre extra small or bigger. Visits in the morning and takes you to watch the sunrise over the mountain from a birdās eye view.
ą¹ą£ āā Tilion
Doesnāt matter if youāre tiny or tall, you still look the same from his view in the sky as he guides the moon. But he does melt at the sight of you looking up at the moon.
You are forever his ālittle deerā even though youāre probably feisty and love to bite or nibble on his arms all the time. Similar to OromĆ«, carries you around like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder, but more for the fun of watching your short legs dangle.
Doesnāt alter the size of any furniture so he can observe your legs dangling over the edges and sway, or the size difference between you and the table designed for a nine-foot entity.
Roughhousing is a constant must-have between you both because he adores pinning your smaller body under his and making you fight back. Tilion just wants to watch you struggle and wiggle like a worm. Bite him.
Puts you to sleep on top of him because it is the safest option unless you want to be crushed under a giant nine-foot Maia, and you look like a tiny kitten curled up on his chest. The only thing he hasnāt done is pick you up by your scruff.
Heās such a tease when it comes to you both riding through the forest. Tilion will purposefully place you behind him so you canāt see a thing and then tease you about being too small. But itās all in jest because heāll have you ride an elk or reindeer or even a pony that was handpicked to match your size.
ą¹ą£ āā Mairon
He also assumed youāre an ankle biter as well because he called you short and you were ready to attack. Please, do not release him from your tyranny because he will make fun of your height and pat your head or rest his arm atop your head when heās resting. Again, bite him.
Complains about your short legs and how slow you are when youāre walking side-by-side but comes to you later to ask for assistance because some tool of his fell into a small hole and youāre tiny enough to get it.
Tells you that heāll feed you to his wolves if you donāt stop clinging to him when in truth, he loves it. Youāre small enough to not be a distraction as he moves about his forge or the fortress, but itās just Mairon being a tsundere.
Doesnāt see you lying in his bed because his bed is huge and youāre extra small, so he almost lies atop your body. Itās turned into a staring match like how children stare you down without blinking.
Has a tendency to carry you around, for funsies, by holding onto your belt or grabbing the back of your clothes so you dangle as he powers through the corridors until he arrives at his Lord holding you like a briefcase.
Deep down, as much as he teases your size, he enjoys the differences. Watching you fight to lift an object made for his size or dress in his clothesāif youāre brave enough to try thisāis entertaining.
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"Is [Barkov] a normal dude? Meaning likeāis he just like, you're having a cheeseburger some day and he's like 'Oh, no, no, no! I need this, I need the superfoods,' like is he kind-of... is he a normal guy?" "'Is that Wagyu or no?'" "'I need, you know, the best of the best,' Like how is he?" "He's undercover really funny, especially when you get to know him. I don't think he said much for the first 3 to 5 years. But I always joke with him I've never been invited to his house and we've played together for 10 years." "Dude, Brandon Montour said the same thing! We had him on last year! He's like, 'Dude, he's never had us over! We're always likeā' But he doesn't live by all you guys, right? He kind-of lives a little further out?" "Yeah, he lives 20-30 minutes away in Boca [Raton.] But, yeah, no IāListen, it's just his personality. It's who he is, and we respect him for it. Like I said, he's a really funny guy when you get to know him, and sometimes he's got those one-liners. And, you know, he's one of those perfect humans, right? You know, one of the guys we all strive to be, and we'll all come short forever, butāyeah, he's a good person."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
i hope this bit never ends if not for the fact that each time ekky has to say it he has to add another year to it which adds to the comedy of it all
"Hey, who's got the best setup on your team with the Panthers? When all the boys get together, 'We're going to your crib. We're gettin' on the jet skis,' whatever. Who's got the best setup?" "Yeah, umāAaron [Ekblad]'s probably...I mean, Aaron's been there the longest. Hopefully, Barkov hears this! He's been there the longest, but he never invites the boys over to his house!" "Oh~ Barky!" "Is he cheap?" "I'm gonna call Barky out right now, and see if he can invite the whole team over next year..." "Is he cheap? Is he cheap? What is it?" "Will he do it?" "Oh, he's up in 9 Eastāobviously, like quiet, unbelievable guy, but he's the only up in Boca [Raton.] So I don't know if anybody wants to even drive up to Boca..." "Oh, Fancyland Zone..." "What do you mean? How far is that away from where you are? Like, and everybody else?" "Yeah, we're all in Ft. Lauderdale, Las Olasāwithin probably... you know some families are in Parkland by the arena, but we're all within probably 10 minutes away and he's up 30, 40 minutes away so."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.25.23 (x)
the boys ribbing sasha for living so far away and never inviting them to his house but still going btw hes amazing and incredible and perfect and sososo good we say this to tease him but like this is just who he is as a person and we accept that so please dont misconstrue this into something its not this is a joke and we dont take it to heart
and on that topic its really a shame that NA media doesnt know how fucking funny and how absolutely unserious he can be. I understand the notion of diligent no-nonsense captain is a prevalent idea (which he is lets make that clear he takes hockey so seriously) but especially since this season hes said hes cut down on weight so he could skate faster (and the results show) so i understand where the questions are coming from knowing the track record but also
we've won a cup and hes ramped it up its fantastic and this is one of my favourite examples of it of how quippy he can be
happy to talk about my cappy!!! happy to tease my cappy!!!
"and you know hes one of those perfect humans right? you know one of the guys we all strive to be, and we'll all come short forever but yeah he's a good person" do you also cry about how terribly fond and sincere ekky gets about sasha
#aaron ekblad#aleksander barkov#brandon montour#florida panthers#the ever evolving āive never been invited to his house in nth yearsā bit#a part of me is like itd be funnier if ekky never gets invited over#ekky teasing sasha but very quickly switching to sincerity like we accept him and love him for who he is#do you want me to die#āhes one of those perfect humans rightā and other normal things to say about your captain#(writes down) ekky has used perfect to describe oel forsy and sasha#the list ever grows#āone of the guys we all strive to be and we'll all come short forever but yeah hes a good personā EKKY WHAT THE FUCK#THATS AN ADMISSION AND A HALF AINT IT#GOOD HEAVENS#i think a lot about ekky having a tendency to look away and down to focus on what hes saying#but looking up and engaging eyecontact when hes giving sincere praise#the whiplash i get seeing him switch between trying to joke about it (āwell all come short foreverā) and being sincere (āhes a good personā)#to which he schools his face
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RWBY COMBAT ANALYSIS: THE RUSTED KNIGHT
āIām sorry, Iā¦ I know Iām not okay. I- Iām not right, butā¦ How am I supposed to beā¦? Iāve been aloneā¦ for SOā¦ LONG! Hereā¦ On that bridgeā¦ I was the only one that could do it! I was the ONLY ONE! And Iā¦ And now I have to live with that foreverā¦ In here or back homeā¦ā
PHYSICAL
After falling into the Ever After during the Atlas exodus, Jaune Arc stumbled across a Clockwork Orange, an item that forcibly sent him back in time.Ā Unable to return to the present, Jaune was forced to spend the subsequent years braving the dangers of the Ever After as he awaited Team RWBY to finally join him, eventually taking up the alias of the Rusted Knight, a supposedly fantastical character of the fairy tale The Girl Who Fell Through the World.Ā By the time he finally reunited with his friends, Jaune had spent anywhere from ten to twenty years in the Ever After, placing him in his early-to-late thirties during the events of Volume 9.Ā While ostensibly still in his physical prime, Jauneās aging was far from graceful, his blonde hair and beard streaked with gray and his weathered features betraying the trials of his tenure.Ā His mental strain was even more pronounced, his failure to revive Penny Polendina driving him into an obsessive preoccupation with protecting those around him, latching on to keeping the Paper Pleasers intact despite their frequent attempts at Ascension.
Despite his premature aging, Jaune still retained his athletic viability as the Rusted Knight, continuing to demonstrate his exceptional strength and agility.Ā His physical might was sufficient to overpower Jabberwalkers on a fairly regular basis and even stagger the Curious Cat with physical combat after the creature possessed the body of Neopolitan.Ā While still disinclined to employ acrobatics, Rusted Jaune was quick on his feet, covering ground with running charges and employing balanced footwork and evasions to keep his target in his crosshairs.Ā Furthermore, he grew into an exceptional equestrian and mounted warrior, expertly working alongside his jackalope mount Juniper on multiple occasions.Ā Though he failed to catch the Curious Cat before it could possess Neoās body and was later overpowered by the Furious Cat, this is no sign of weakness in either area given the Afteranās overwhelming physical might.Ā Where Jaune's athletic performance differed the most was in his dexterity and reflexes, something he was forced to develop in response to his damaged weapon and no doubt honed by his experience in the Ever After.Ā With a much shorter blade than he was used to, Jaune was forced to rely more on technique and precision when fighting than brute force, targeting the weakest link and striking accurately.
Regarding Jaune's physical tolerances, he remained an extremely capable endurance fighter, focusing through hits and continuing to fight afterwards.Ā During the battle with the Curious Cat, Jaune soaked up several major hits from the Cat and was later accidentally hurled from the arena by Weiss, yet he was only minorly disabled by this, regaining his feet and continuing to provide tactical support for Weiss, Blake and Yang.Ā It was only after the Cat transformed into the Furious Cat, itās exceptionally more powerful form, and struck Jaune square in the chest that his Aura broke and he was out of the fight.Ā During his time as the Rusted Knight, he was noted for multiple harrowing adventures that tested his mettle, and he was even able to survive being poisoned by Alyx despite having little in the way of medical attention.Ā However, Jaune's stamina was surprisingly cut short in his elder state.Ā While he did not burn out immediately, he was still subdued at the Tree far quicker than his allies, his Aura breaking before any of theirs had even flickered.Ā Far more detrimental was Jauneās mental fortitude.Ā While his will to persevere and fight remained indominable, his previous failures left him with an obsession with protecting his charges, leaving him anxious and prone to angered outbursts.Ā However, despite his limited composure, the Rusted Knight retained his dogged determination even when under duress, and pushing him to the point of no return would be an uphill battle for anyone.
Despite the severe state of disrepair it had fallen into, Jauneās armor remained strong and effective, and had in fact been further supplemented with additional plating.Ā The cuirass was upgraded to provide greater coverage over his abdomen, while his pauldrons were replaced with a heavier set, though the gauntlets remained unchanged.Ā He added to this with a full helmet, greaves, tassets, and a codpiece, under which he wore a gambeson and beige trousers.
RANKING: Tier 2, Peak Human Fitness
Despite his less than graceful aging and deteriorating mental health, the Rusted Knight has not actually underperformed significantly in the realm of physical ability, and he still solidly qualifies for Peak Human Fitness.Ā He is a battle-hardened endurance fighter who leverages his strongest attributes for maximum effect, supplementing his grounded stalwart posture with solid mobility and top-notch equipment.Ā In fact, I'd argue that Jauneās upgraded armor serves as a solid compromise for his undercut stamina and discipline by bolstering his native durability.Ā The Rusted Knight may be at greater risk of breaking than he once was, but the only way to put him down would be to shatter him completely.
MARTIAL
As the Rusted Knight, Jaune Arc continued to carry Crocea Mors as his primary weapon, but time and damage had taken a significant toll on it.Ā The blade of the sword was snapped in half as a result of his confrontation with Cinder Fall, reducing its length to barely over a foot.Ā Far more noticeable was the severe degree of rust and wear on the blade and shield, with numerous pits and scratches had made their way into the metal.Ā However, despite this long-term damage, the weapon set retained its combative reliability, as the sword remained sharp enough to dispatch Jauneās opponents, while the mechanisms allowing the shield to convert into Jauneās scabbard remained unaffected.Ā Overall, looks are deceiving, and Crocea Mors remains a lethal killing tool.
When analyzing the Rusted Knightās capabilities as a martial artist, it is important to note both the substantial degree of development he attained and the significant trade off in his skill configuration.Ā Due to being thrust back in time, Jaune was forced to spend anywhere from ten to twenty years contending with the dangers of the Ever After, a grinding trial by fire that went a long way towards compensating for his most significant weakness prior to Volume 9, his inexperience and lack of development.Ā While the reliability and details of Lewisās recounts of Jaune in The Girl Who Fell Through the World has not been established, even a conservative assessment would place the Rusted Knight as comparable to many of the most experienced and skilled Huntsmen on Remnant.Ā However, between his damaged weapon and limited resources, Jaune was forced to heavily reconfigure his fighting style to compensate, resulting in a similar but very different combatant compared to what he was beforehand.Ā Fortunately, the aforementioned decades of isolation gave Jaune plenty of time to refine his new style with his limitations in mind, and his developed skill upon reuniting with Team RWBY was, at bare minimum, comparable to theirs.Ā Despite the handicaps imposed on him by his weapon, Jauneās technique remained similar in its core ingredients; a grounded defense-and-counter oriented fighter who leverages physical ability through simple and direct swordplay.Ā He retained a stalwart grounded posture in his footwork, eschewing acrobatics for sidesteps and evasions.Ā Where the differences presented itself were in the defense/offense balance.Ā Rusted Jaune displayed a much stronger offensive component in his style, alternating between shield blocks and sword strikes far more actively.Ā To compensate for his shorter blade, Jaune adjusted his swordplay to perform swifter and tighter slashes and stabs, getting in close before laying into the target.Ā The most significant additions to Jauneās skill set were his expanded use of his weapons, his integration of hand-to-hand combat techniques, and his proficiency as a mounted warrior.Ā He swapped techniques for his sword and shield, warding parries for the former and shield bashes with the latter, using the weapon set to mor effectively maintain offensive pressure while maintaining defensive coverage.Ā Though still not a committed unarmed fighter, Jaune was more than willing to throw hands in battle, staggering the Curious Cat with sweeping kicks and headbutts.Ā His strong bond with Juniper allowed him to coordinate and utilize her for multiple combative purposes, from tackling targets to serving as a cushion to safeguard her master.
While Jauneās deteriorating mental health made him an anxious wreck in the grand scheme of things, they did nothing to diminish his capabilities as a tactician and strategist.Ā He continued to demonstrate his strong aptitude for tactical analysis and coordinating with his allies, adjusting his approach to suit the opponent and exploit circumstantial factors.Ā When confronting the various Jabberwalkers summoned by Neopolitan, Jaune focused on repelling the creatures and warding off their advance before turning around to counter.Ā Against the Curious Cat at the Tree, Jaune quickly deduced the hallucinogenic effects of its leaves and ordered Weiss, Blake and Yang to set fire to them, forcibly expelling the Cat from Neoās body.Ā In single combat, Jaune applied these same tactics to endure the opponentās assault before retaliating, seizing the initiative rather than passively responding.Ā However, where Jaune previously relied on the integration of his Dust gadgets to break the opponentās advance, he now opted for abrupt alternation between offensive and defensive movements, pressuring the opponent while still maintaining coverage.Ā He will break off to defend if need be, but he will not stop advancing.Ā What Vomit Boy achieved through leaning on alternative equipment, the Rusted Knight achieved through tested and developed technique.
However, while Jauneās new approach was more developed overall, it also came at the expense of the versatility he displayed in his youth.Ā With his damaged weapon and limited-to-unapplicable alternative tools, Jauneās style and tactics were ultimately centered around leveraging his core technique for maximum effect.Ā Jauneās style may have been flexible, but it was also very singular and direct; what you see is what you get.Ā Additionally, Jauneās emotional instability manifested itself most profoundly in a resurgence of his youthful recklessness.Ā Disturbed by his failure to save Penny during the exodus, Jaune became obsessed with protecting his chosen charges from everything around them, including themselves.Ā Aside from patronizing the Paper Pleasers, this mentality led to Jaune overexerting himself and biting off more than he could chew, his refusal to stop advancing stemming from a pathological unwillingness to give up.Ā Where Jauneās Beacon humbling motivated him to pace himself and fight smart, his Atlas failures compelled him to run himself ragged in a misguided effort to keep fighting.Ā As seen in the Catās Penny and Pyrrha illusions, this failure to take a more measured approach fed into a weakness to more subversive tricks and distractions, ironically making him vulnerable to the very tactics he once employed himself.
RANKING: Tier 3: Standard Mastery
While Jauneās failures as the Rusted Knight seem to point to a middling level of effectiveness, his improvements and experience still more than qualify him for a Tier 3 ranking.Ā He is a gritty, battle-hardened warrior whose style had been developed and honed into a far more complete package than he once employed, and he remains a highly capable tactical thinker when he puts his mind to it.Ā Jauneās problem, like many Standard Masters, is that he has fallen into the trap of going through the motions, basically doing the same thing again and again in every battle when dropped in cold.Ā To be fair to Jaune, this is more the result of a limited arsenal and lack of comparable enemies rather than damaging oversights.Ā The baseline reliability of his style and approach cannot be denied; he simply hasnāt meshed it with the versatility he used to have.Ā Regardless, the fact that he came closer to killing the Curious Cat than anyone else tells me that his fabled reputation is very well-earned.
SPECIAL
And now for the part of this analysis that Iāve been dreading, that being the assessment of the Rusted Knightās special abilities and powers.Ā This is the area where Jauneās development is most unclear simply because, aside from a few uses of his gravity Dust, we never really saw him do anything in Volume 9.Ā He never explicitly used Aura Amp on screen, and the times he used his Dust could be counted on the fingers of one hand.Ā This is especially odd given Jauneās ready use of his abilities prior to falling into the Ever After, especially in conjunction with his martial skills.Ā However, I do believe that both discrepancies can be reasonably inferred given context.Ā Firstly, it must be remembered that Jauneās last recorded attempt to use his Semblance was on Penny Polendina, whose injuries he was utterly incapable of healing.Ā Given his failure to save Penny was arguably the single strongest contributor to his psychological breakdown in his isolation, it follows that his confidence in his abilities was shattered, and he unconsciously avoided using his powers due to the weight of that failure.Ā While I donāt believe Jauneās proficiency with his Semblance truly atrophied, I also donāt believe he developed his powers beyond what he could do in the Atlas saga.Ā As far as his Dust is concerned, I see his limited use being identical to the limitations of his sword, that being logistical shortages.Ā There is no evidence that Dust exists in the Ever After, much less the incredibly rare synthetic hard-light variety that powered his shield panels.Ā With nothing to replenish his stores should his shield get damaged, itās plausible that Jaune refrained from using his Dust unless he absolutely had to, conserving a non-renewable resource and otherwise relying on physical combat.
However, this isnāt to say that Rusted Knight Jaune has no ethereal talents to speak of.Ā He did in fact continue to utilize his gravity Dust repulsor in combat, and like his martial skills, his fluidity with it had clearly improved with practice.Ā Previously, Jaune would simply use the pressure wave from a static position, allowing the shield to do most of the heavy lifting.Ā Now, Jaune demonstrated a far more active defense, combining the gravity waves with sweeping shield bashes.Ā Though never outright stated, I believe this technique allowed Jaune to slightly enhance the overall power of the repulsorās push, getting more bang for his buck.Ā Additionally, Jaune continued to demonstrate his talent for combining his powers and skills together with one another.Ā Aside from the basic offensive applications, Jaune also showcased an ability to use his Dust to drive his other weapons, seen when he bounced his sword off the shield to turn it into a projectile against Neoās clone Jabberwalkers.Ā These new applications further showcased Jaune compensating for his limited arsenal with greater skill and refinement, sacrificing output in favor of control.
Now, normally I like to stay with concrete information rather than headcanons, but I do believe there may be evidence that Jaune did in fact use his Semblance at specific points in Volume 9, and both of my theoretical examples do speak to him still displaying great skill and power.Ā Hear me out;
During his early travels with Alyx, Lewis and the Curious Cat, the Cat poisoned Jaune in order to get him off his back and sow distrust between him and the children.Ā While Jauneās physical fortitude certainly played a role in his survival, the Curious Cat is not a figure that comes across as leaving a job half-finished.Ā Given that Aura Ampās most obvious application was accelerating Auraās healing properties, it is entirely possible that Jauneās survival owed itself in part to using his Semblance to help purge the toxin from his body.Ā Later, during the battle at the Tree, Jaune was confronted with a vision of Alyx after being blasted from the arena.Ā While this episode was mostly a mental battle forcing Jaune to confront his demons, the flash of light that immediately preceded Jaune breaking out of the vision could have very well been Jaune using Aura Amp to dispel the effects of the smoke.Ā Assuming Iām right, then this could arguably make Jauneās use of his Semblance even more potent than before, as dispelling drugs and poisons is easily an incredibly useful talent to have that goes well beyond fixing broken bones.
RANKING: Tier 3: Specialized Combat
Even if my supposition is 100% on the money, it does not significantly change the Rusted Knightās standing as an ethereal fighter, given his hypothetical applications are so few, far between, and limited to utility.Ā That said, Jauneās use of his gravity Dust more than makes up for it.Ā His applications are not only just as calculated and powerful as they used to be, they are also far more technically sophisticated and pair up much better with his fighting skills.Ā His only real limitation, as in other areas, is that he lacks versatility, and his more skillful use of his power still mostly amounts to a directly offensive ability that can only do so much.Ā Jaune may lack the variety he used to have, but the far greater skill he has with the powers he still has firmly establishes him as a force to be reckoned with.
OVERALL RANKING: TIER 3, ADVANCED HUNTSMAN
As in his youth, Rusted Knight Jaune Arcās overall ranking is determined by his martial skills and special abilities, showcasing both his high improvement and the limitations he still suffers from.Ā In all areas, Jaune is performing on a very high level, but his methodology is centered on direct application rather than the balanced versatility he used to showcase.Ā In many ways, I consider Jauneās most direct analogue in this state to be James Ironwood.Ā Both are aging heavyweights who leverage their strength and fortitude for maximum effect, both are grounded heavy-handed fighters who focus on maintaining a heavy stalwart advance, and both leverage their special abilities and powers as direct supplements to their offensive advance.Ā They are powerful battlefield operatives who make full use of all the tools in their arsenals, but their approach is based on the direct application of power, not tactical considerations.Ā By operating as a one-man crusader in the Ever After, Jaune got so good at what he was doing that he simply couldnāt loose, leaving holes in his skill set and tactics unaddressed because they simply never came up.
Jauneās greatest strength and weakness as the Rusted Knight is that his previously broad skill set has been significantly reduced, forcing him to throw all of his eggs into one basket to compensate.Ā The result is a tradeoff.Ā On the one hand, his fighting method is blessed with a substantially greater degree of developed skill by way of his combat experience, and he effectively blends them together into a singular, high-performance technique.Ā But on the other hand, this also means that he no longer has the versatility he used to have, relying on a singular method rather than balancing out between his options.Ā He is skilled and powerful enough to capably overcome the vast majority of challengers, but it also means he could get into trouble very quickly if confronted by someone his style is poorly suited to engage.Ā
As with most things, this ties directly into Jauneās mental state as the Rusted Knight.Ā Between his traumatic experiences, forced isolation, and fixation on preventing the same failure all over again, Jaune simply fell into the motions and got into the habit of doing the same thing over and over again.Ā This may have been an okay coping mechanism at first, but there is a stark difference between dedication and obsession.Ā He never really diversified because, not only did he never really need to, but he couldnāt bring himself to do so since he was convinced that he was doing the only right thing he could.Ā Fortunately, unlike Ironwood, Jauneās self-destructive stubbornness was the result of improper healing rather than arrogance, and he was the first to admit that he wasnāt in the right headspace to be the hero he was trying to be.Ā As with the rest of his life, Jauneās friends were there to pick him up, setting him on the path to properly heal.Ā Whatever Jauneās status as a warrior may be upon his return to Remnant, he will at the very least be on the fast track to achieving a healthier self-actualization, and finally move on from his trauma.Ā The Rusted Knight may not have been the hero, but Jaune Arc still may be.
* images taken from RWBY Wiki and @talia-pumpkinwand*
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