#fantastic removals

[jaynuu]

the lengths I'll go for a shit post

(alt. versions below)

last one is FACE fam, pls don't tag as us/uk or eng/can 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[hungwy]

some preparatory reading for those who will get to see the full eclipse

[mercymaker]

𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 — 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬

A figure clad in the head of a hare. A most disturbing sight. This new foe holds something human within her. Some shards of ordinary life. She seems to be a hunter. I have met many different beings in this place, but this is the first one with a natural skill of hunting. In any other place one could deem it a talent. But her knack for tracking, capturing and killing is something else here. There is something else in her too, she seems to seek something.

[000marie198]

Nine getting jealous that some of the other tailses are growing taller than him (poor boy didn't realize that welding a bunch of robot spider legs to his spine might stunt his growth)

Remember how in the show he always kept using them to gain height on others so he'd be taller and more intimidating? Yeah...

[bonefall]

If you could completely remove a character from the series, who would it be? Would another character take their place?

gray wing.

Or even just kill him instead of Shaded Moss, have HIM originally been the leader of the Sundrown Patrol and after his death, all these cats start invoking his name like a god.

"I do this in the name of Gray Wing the Wise." "As Gray Wing the Wise once said..." "Gray Wing the Wise wouldn't have approved of this."

And Thunder would have known him like this ancient, wise sage... and been frustrated by it. He doesn't KNOW this guy, but apparently he was a god among cats, and everyone thinks he was on THEIR side. But all Thunder sees, looking at a sea of heartless tyrants and selfish cats clawing each other in the back, is people who make their choices first and then use his sacred name to justify them afterwards.

and the SHOCKKKKK on all their FACES during the First Battle, when Gray Wing comes down from the stars himself, and tells all of them, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY NAME?!" the VINDICATION for Thunder when this God Among Cats turns to him and says, "You. You are the one who has followed my teachings-- by questioning them, by challenging those who misspoke. This is wisdom."

Bright Stream would take all the roles of Gray Wing in-canon and have an arc about realizing that she was defending her abuser. And been Thunder's single mom.

[restricted-section101]

"Lally touches her wand to her sad little bob and - in quick succession - her lustrous hair spills forth, the spectacles vanish, and her dowdy dress and stiff collared shirt transform into smartly tailored slacks and a soft, flowing blouse."

-- Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore [Screenplay]

[clegfly]

I had a vision…

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Okay but as someone that has never seen supernatural, could climate change have saved Cas? Here's how:

Cas makes the deal that he'd be sent to Eeby Deeby Superhell or whatever the moment he felt genuinely happy, right? So, the second Castiel starts to feel happy, remind him that climate change is causing decreased biodiversity, droughts, and natural disasters.

Or tell him about feline AIDS. Get a random gen z kid to tell him about how we'll never be able to buy a house or a car because we can barely afford rent or food or health care. Tell him something, anything, that'll kinda bum him out.

Idk if that would actually work, but it's fanfic food for thought ig

No no, you’re on to something here

Especially if you tell him that bees are endangered (the fandom has decided Cas loves bees)

It would all make him very sad

Result

[unspokenstydia]

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

AMY L. WORKMAN as HIKARI Teen Wolf: The Movie (2023)

[reliquiaen]

Dear Respawn Entertainment,

Since I know you'll insist on putting those horrible traversal challenges in your inevitable Jedi Part III, please consider doing one of those pan shots like in older 3D platformers where you can see the whole level and the rough path to take. Because as they are, the traversal tears are nightmarish creations that really force people to experience your namesake to learn the paths. Perhaps the camera pan could be a lower difficulty setting option for those of us who aren't masochists.

Thanks

[deadrocks]

Read Tevinter Nights recently, and do you think we'll see Viago and Teia in Veilguard? Because I am let's say borderline desperate to see Viago and Teia in Veilguard.

[kazumasougi]

im gonna be real for a second. if fantasy can only be enjoyable to you when removed from any and all real world implications then is it even good

[apicelladonna]

"Your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggg who???? Like. come On."

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore subtext exhibit 9

exhibit 1 | exhibit 2 | exhibit 3 | exhibit 4 | exhibit 5 | exhibit 6 | exhibit 7 | exhibit 8

[braisedhoney]

quietly sticks small gold star stickers on each and every one of the funny little characters i can’t stop drawing. each sticker says “special little guy” with varying levels of cartoon hearts.

[chiropteracupola]

IT IS GONNA TAKE AN ACT OF GOD TO REMOVE THE STICKERS OFF OF THIS IPAD CASE!!

sticker origins under the readmore:

red jaguar: equator coffee

beam me up scotty, first rodeo, qr code (open if you dare): made by @alizuriacrow

art jam, betty the yeti, teacup cat, puzzle heart, deer: made by high school friends

strawberry, insects: odd dot antiquarian sticker book

livesey, penguin time, pullings: made and printed by me

tiffany aching: made by @potato-lord-but-not

william bush: hornblower screenshot printed by me

krlx heart: redactedville midwestcollege

pizza ray: gift from a friend (provenance unknown)

academic heart: university of chicago

surfboard seal: made by @/getblobbedcomics on instagram

hodgson's weird outfit: edit by @/areyougonnabe, printed by me

mary the ghost: edit by @/i-was-bored-so-this-happened, printed by me

holographic skeletons: michaels? i think?

rei, pride flag: found it on the floor

[ismyteadoneyet]

I've ranted a whole lot about the importance of physical media in the past. I love physical media. I have a CD and vinyl collection of stuff from my favorite bands, and am currently getting back into reading and found I vastly prefer physical books over both ebooks and audiobooks. I got the entire DVD box of ATLA last year just so that I can watch it whenever I like.

But it took me until today to realize that the reason why is because of how badly all these digital streaming service-platforms have affected me.

Like, I found art from a webcomic a while ago that I thought looked really interesting, but have been putting off reading the thing for MONTHS. I couldn't quite put my finger on why until I found out yesterday that there are printed, physical copies for sale of the entire webcomic itself in book format. And despite absolutely insane shipping costs, I could at some point buy it, and keep it.

And now I finally started reading it, and I'm loving it.

Turns out, I would rather put myself through sickening, nauseating FOMO than risk the piece of media getting taken off the platform it's available on in the middle of me reading/watching it.

What the fuck.