#fanfic cook book

[hprecipe-recfest]

🌯HP Recipe Book🍰

Our recipes are here! Thank you to all the excellent chefs and authors who have contributed to the cook book. We had such a blast running this fest and reading everyone's fics and recipes.

Angel Food Cake | @elisedonut Dennis Creevy/Percy Weasley

Australian Pavlova | @regretful-prince Dramione

Banana Bread | @doingthechachaslide Lee Jordan/ Ginny Weasley

Chicken Tikka Masala | @nena-96 Romione

Creamy Lemon and Basil Pasta | @my-patronus-is-a-champagne-glass Romione

Dark Chocolate Batter Cake | @mundrakan Marauders Gen Fic

Elderflower scones | @squintclover Drarry

Guyanese Pepperpot | @effiepotterisamilf Jegulus

Honey Cake | @blackberry-sunset Minerva Mcgonagall/ Poppy Pomfrey

Kåldolmar | @tracingpatternswrites Wolfstar

Poke the Devil Cake | @heartofspells Wolfstar

Tartiflette | @tricksterdraws Prongsfoot

Uncle Swoops' Lemon Drizzle Cake | @swoopswrites Wolfstar

We would love to know if you try any of the recipes - remember to tag the chef too!

We would also like to say a huge thank you to everyone who has taken part! It's been really fun to read all your recipes and fics.

♥️HP Executive Chefs

[charlclerc]

i’m cooking up a landoscar stranded island fic where landoscar fell overside a cruise after nearly drunkenly booking up and ended up on a stranded island in the middle of butt-fucking-nowhere.

oscar comes to learn lando is a rich boy who grew up on a silver spoon and oscar is too in his ways to accept this. each day they’re arguing over how they’re going to survive being stranded and oscar is sure he’s the only one with survival skills up his sleeve.

until lando is actually the one who starts the fires who builds the shelters. and suddenly, maybe lando isn’t so bad.

i’m currently cooking it all up now but i’m only on day 2 and i can’t count how many times i’ve written the word coconut in the last few paragraphs BUT i’m having fun with it!! i’ve planned out the days but if you have any questions or suggestions feel free to send 🫶🏻

or even a little snippet from the first day? 😁

[tha-star]

In a modern au of fem bingqiu, a social media influencers, I see Luo Binghe having a food channel or a gamer one (games of violence, because her OP energy would radiate, and I think this contrast in Binghe is funny), maybe both. Luo Binghe being very soft cooking, and rough cleaning battlefields like it was nothing in games.

While Shen Yuan reviews books, she also reviews other pop culture things, but more about books. Soft masc is more her style, while Binghe has the cute and baddie style.

Imagine both of them ending up on these horrible misogynistic podcasters, 'cause they heard that the other one would be there, and they are already fans of each other, the first time they will see each other in person is in this horrible situation.

I feel like they could constantly pit one against the other, like "Shen Yuan is the intellectual kind of woman, Luo Binghe is superficial, play games for the simps", "Luo Binghe has many talents of a housewife, Shen Yuan is not feminine, has no vanity."

But they constantly defend each other with passion.

Weeks later, Shen Yuan on live and Luo Binghe appears behind with cookies, kiss the top of her head and leaves. And the internet discovers that they are dating. (Or married, it would be even funnier that way)

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

My Next POSSIBLE Fic: Vampire AU where Aemond dies, comes back, and craves his favorite older sister, Helaena!

It's very losely inspired by the teaser trailee for Robert Eggers Nosferatu {NEED} and Bram Stoker's Dracula!

HOPEFUL fic title: Devour by Rhaenyras_Rings on A03!

{Things MIGHT change, I'm still trying to figure it out}

[surreal-soo]

no but most romance novels crack me tf up because I've seen teenage tumblr girls write so much better than whatever bullshit these 'bestsellers' are.

it tickles my brain that authors like colleen hoover are actual professional authors and get paid for publishing literal crack, while some of the most jaw-dropping, toe-curling HANDS DOWN AMAZING stories i've ever read have been written by 13 year old girls after getting home from school.

[quilteddreamz]

Advent Calendar?

Heya FNAF fandom! How would you all feel about a themed, written advent calendar this year. 👀

More information at 7pm PST ^_^

[happyk44]

Thinking about Carter trying to help Percy go out and do things again as he slowly gets better so he tries to figure out stuff that Percy likes that's not just swimming. And Percy says he likes skateboarding so Carter get himself a skateboard and protective gear and gets ready to make an idiot of himself at a nearby skatepark and Percy's decent but he's so. Unengaged with it. They go out once and then never again. But when pressed Percy insists he does like skateboarding.

So Carter tries again. What else. What things did he do as a kid? What did he do when he had free time? What made him happy? And of course there's swimming but even with a pool right across from him, Percy doesn't really use it. At some point he admits he didn't swim as much as people might expect as a kid. For a long time, he needed an adult with him to have access to the public pools and his mom was busy and Gabe wasn't going to go with him. But he likes swimming. He does!

Contrary to popular belief, he was quiet kid. A homebody. He didn't have friends. He didn't have money. He didn't go out. He didn't do things. He had two video games for a GameCube console that he never got to use because Gabe hogged the TV. He had a box of cheap PC games no one ever heard of that were kinda fun but the computer took ten years to load and when Gabe came around, he hogged that too.

Outside the house, he sorted through trash for recycling to donate for coins. Hung out at the candy shop with his mom when he could. Bought a macrame set and made ornaments to sell to neighbors for the holidays. Picked up skateboarding because it looked cool, it was free, the board was cheap, and he needed a reason to not go home because Gabe was there.

He never really considered the question before. Maybe because, like now, he knew deep down asking himself "what do I like" would open up a can of worms he didn't want to sort through. He didn't need to know. He knew the reality. There was nothing good in that can. Just worms all the way down.

"Annabeth and I would go to museums," he says, flicking a piece of lint on the carpet.

Carter doesn't even look up from his computer. "Do you like going to museums?"

"Annabeth likes it," Percy says.

"But do you like it?"

Percy pauses. Then, "The tours are okay."

"So no." Carter clicks his tongue. His brows furrow. Percy wants to smooth it out. Make it go away. How can he make it go away? He put it there, he needs to make it go away.

He flicks the lint again. It tumbles once. "Sorry."

Carter's gaze flickers. "Why are you apologizing?"

"I don't know." Because I'm stupid and empty and a burden, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Without looking away from his laptop, Carter reaches out and pinches Percy's cheek. "You said you sold macrame a couple times. What about that? What if you picked it up again?"

Percy rolls his finger over the lint. It balls up. Fuzzy. Gray. Small. Flattens smooth and thin as he presses down. "Sure." Maybe he could make a tiny cactus for Grover. He moves his hand but the lint stays flat. Thin. Unable, unwilling to separate from the curls of the carpet. Pathetic. "Let's try it."

[tothebestofmyabilities]

What's your all-time favorite Bob's Burgers episode? Like this is YOUR episode? (You can list multiple if you want!)

Oooh my all time all time favorite is Carpe Museum! Its the first episode featuring regular sized rudy who's one of my favorite characters now and i love how that friendship with louise started and its such a sweet bob and louise episode as well.

Its also the first time the show explores the dynamic between gene and zeke which of course gave birth to my life long love affair with genezeke, their personalities mesh so well and the silly nicknames/pet names on zekes part??? I live for that.

Its my sisters favorite episode too and bc the belchers are eerily similar to my own family its always been something my family watches and enjoys and loves together so it makes me happy that me and my sister have the same favorite episode and that fact only makes me love the episode even more.

Plus cute boblin and isn't that the first henry haber episode too? Lots of good stuff.

Close seconds include in no particular order of importance:

Gene it on (cheerleader gene lives rent free in my heart i like to think he still does it just off screen)

The runway club (breakfast club episode? The little bits of school staff lore? Especially mr branca? The cotton candy festival which i desperately want an episode about? Iconic)

Poops! I didn't do it again (when i say the belchers are eerily similar to my family this is one episode id point too and i will not elaborate)

Work hard or die trying girl (im a theater kid at heart)

[aloneonceagainaspredicted]

but BEFORE— lemme say the concept of zeke even mockingly calling william his second wife has me in fucking shambles, thinking aggressively kinky and disgustingly domestic thoughts ngl

[pinkbowsandprettyprose]

can I interest you in an AU with human Quiche who attends the same school as Ichigo and Aoyama. typical love triangle where the bully and the popular boy compete for Ichigo’s affection (bonus: Quiche has been in love with Ichigo since kindergarten, like in Petite Mew Mew)

I might be aging myself here but I remember reading at LEAST a half-dozen high school masakishigo love triangle AUs on fanfiction dot net back in the day, but I don’t think anyone’s made an earnest attempt at writing this kind of AU in a loooong time

Maybe after I’m done with my current other AU I’m drafting 👀

[t1meslayer]

Do Chef Bears Dream of Baked Apples?

Leftover sales for Homemade in Hyrule (Vol. 2), a Legend of Zelda-themed cookbook zine, are officially open! Which means... I got to publish my fun little Link's Awakening fic, written for the side zine "Kitchen Heroes."

Leftovers are available until November 11, and the digital stuff with my writing (plus a ton of other incredible fics) are available with all bundles! And remember when I made this post with all the merch you can grab?

So, what are you waiting for? An invitation?

This story was originally conceived based on a childhood favorite dessert my dad always liked to make, cherry-tart baked apples. But the theme it coalesced around, the changing of the seasons, hits way different now when I'm actually posting it given I moved to a new state with actual seasons and I can watch the leaves change.

Not to mention the fact that Echoes of Wisdom is bringing back that Link's Awakening remake style which captured my eye so many years ago now.

So, yeah. This one means a lot to me, actually.

Check it!

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Fandom: The Legend of Zelda (Link's Awakening)

Summary: Link prepares a special meal for the people (and animals) of Koholint Island to celebrate the changing of the seasons. Rated 'E' for everyone!

And, of course, look out for all the other amazing artists and writers who are showing off their work! This story in particular features some lovely spot art by @koobiie, which brings all of the characters to life in vivid style.

A ton of love went into this project, and I'm incredibly proud to be a part of it. Thanks for reading <3

[sunflower--meadows]

"Boo, I could raise a skeleton army to preform a choreographed dance. I bet I could teach them 'Single Ladies' if you like"

After reading that I just had to make this

[nova-moonlight]

ʀᴜssɪᴀɴ ʀᴜʟᴇᴛᴛᴇ\\ sᴘᴇɴᴄᴇʀ ʀᴇɪᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄ

In a deadly game of cat and mouse, bounty hunter Honey Larson finds herself falling for the very detective, Spencer Reid, who's been tasked with bringing her to justice. As they navigate the dangerous underworld of crime and corruption, their forbidden romance blossoms amidst the chaos. Honey, known for her quick wit and unwavering determination, has made a name for herself as a ruthless bounty hunter, leaving a trail of captured criminals in her wake. But her life takes an unexpected turn when she crosses paths with Detective Spencer Reid, a brilliant and relentless investigator with a reputation for solving the toughest cases. As Spencer delves deeper into the criminal underworld, he finds himself captivated by Honey's enigmatic charm and undeniable skills. Despite their conflicting roles, they discover an undeniable connection, a dangerous attraction that threatens to blur the lines between right and wrong. As they navigate the treacherous landscape of Russian Roulette, Honey and Spencer must confront their pasts, unravel a web of deceit, and ultimately decide where their loyalties lie. With every twist and turn, they find themselves questioning everything they thought they knew, caught in a deadly game where love and justice hang in the balance.

[revolver115]

Made the collection for the cookbook!

It's called the Super Hero Snacking cookbook!

This is just the foreword for the collection itself.

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Book Lovers Day & Learn to Homebrew Day & National Candy Day & National Skeptics Day

Person A is a book nerd who likes to cook, but having mastered all the famous literary recipes, now offers their services as a beta reader for fantasy novelists. Person A comes up with recipes using fantasy ingredients and then makes a real world equivalent for their fantasy novelist clients to taste test, to better describe the sensory experiences of their fictional characters when eating the meals. Person B is the weirdest and most challenging recipe client Person A has ever had, but Person A loves the challenge and Person B is skeptical of their abilities.

[daisyvramien]